Ghost Ghirls (2013): Season 1, Episode 9 - The Golden Ghouls - full transcript
The GGs help a retiree haunted by her husband's best friend, who, it turns out, always loved her.
WOMAN: Whee!
Bingo!
[APPLAUSE]
Well, congratulations
to you, Miriam.
I'm going to go and
cry myself to sleep.
Don't be such a sore loser.
I'll see you tomorrow at lunch.
[ETHEREAL BREATHING]
H-hello?
Who's there?
[LAUGHTER]
Oh!
Oh!
Who is that?
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
[SCREAMING]
[GLASS SHATTERING]
[THEME MUSIC]
Hello, sir.
How are you today?
You know, our culture
does not treat
their elderly with respect.
Hi.
In Japan they
worship them as gods.
I don't care, OK?
This is just creepy and
weird, and the smell is gross.
Hello, sir.
How are you today?
I'm fine.
What do you want?
We're looking for a
Mrs. Marion Bellow.
Do you know where she is?
Why are you talking like that?
Why, whatever do you mean?
You're talking really weird.
Do you not hear yourself?
Oh, Jiminy Christmas.
You must have saltwater
taffy in your ears.
She's in room 25.
What a bunch of fruitcakes.
See?
Made his day.
[KNOCKING]
Oh, you must be the ghost girls.
Come in.
I'm Mary, and this
is my husband, Wally.
Oh, boy.
I can't believe I married
someone who believes
in all this hullabaloo.
Yeah, well, let's
find this ghost
so we can get out
of this hell hole.
OK.
I'm going to leave
you ladies to this,
and I have to get to the
media center for my class.
All right, girls.
I... I think I know...
I know who's been haunting me.
But... please, I do not want
Wally to know about this.
Oh... your secret's safe
with me, girlfriend.
Well, it's Freddy.
Wally's best friend, Freddy.
He has hated me.
For as long as I can remember,
he has just been so cold to me.
OK, Marion, I know how you feel.
I understand.
There is nothing worse
than a third wheel.
Yeah.
When Heidi and I are watching,
like, a really funny show
on TV, and then all of a
sudden, like, a guy comes over,
and it's like...
Hey, man, like, can you just
leave me and Heidi alone?
Like, we were having fun.
And he keeps, like, touching
Heidi under her shirt.
OK, Angelica.
Oh.
Wow, are you getting...
Oh, I'm getting a lot of stuff.
Yeah, this is
going off the hook.
Oh, what do we have here?
Pudding.
Bag it.
Excuse me, sir.
He's trying to get away.
He's trying to get away.
- He's trying to get away.
- Whoa.
We got a live one here.
Pick up the fork?
- Can you pick up the fork for me?
- OK.
You're clear. She's not a ghost.
GHOSTLY VOICE: Marion.
Oh.
Hey.
Excuse me?
Freddy?
Marion.
Hello?
Hey, Freddy.
Marion.
Why are you tormenting
Marion, huh?
Answer her!
- Tormenting?
- Yeah!
We know all about how much you
hated her all of these years.
I've been in love with
that woman for 65 years.
A twist!
I remember the first
time I laid eyes on her.
It was the night of the, uh,
Sergeant's Ball, back in 1945.
Wally and I had just
survived the war.
We were in the First Army, 5th
Corps that landed in Normandy.
Wally took a bullet for
me securing the beachhead,
but I forgot all about
that when I spotted
her across the dance floor.
The most beautiful
woman I had ever seen.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hi-ya, Freddy!
Boy, have I got some
dames to introduce to you!
They go wild for
guys in uniform here.
Come here, come here. Ladies?
FREDDY (VOICE OVER): But
as fate would have it,
I lost my chance.
When I turned around to look
at that beautiful woman,
she was dancing with Wally.
And they looked... happy.
Well, why didn't you
try to get her back?
What's wrong with you?
She was never mine
to begin with.
Why didn't you just
go back and get her?
What's wrong with you?
You could have at least
just said something.
Like, you didn't have to
just live all these years!
I kept my distance, because I...
- I loved her so much.
- But why!
If you loved her,
then why didn't you...
You should have said something!
You should have said
something to her!
She didn't even know!
Wally saved my life.
I don't care!
I don't care!
She doesn't care!
If only I could have
just... One dance.
You could have!
Dammit.
All I ever wanted
from her was just...
One dance.
Just one dance.
The spring fling dance.
Yeah, Heidi, but
that's invitation only.
I can get invited to anything.
No... Heidi, don't leave me...
Heidi?
Heidi?
Hi, old people.
My name is Heidi Button, and I'm
here to bring a little sunshine
into your depressing old lives.
Hope you guys like
to pump it up.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Come on!
Put your hands together!
I know you like to party.
Come on, clap your hands!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
5, 6, 7, 8.
Ah!
What's your favorite
kind of soup?
I like strawberry!
Can you do this?
Boy, why are you crying?
You know at the end
of "Peter Pan," when
Peter comes back to the Darling
house, but it's 30 years later?
And he goes up to
Wendy's bed, and he says,
come on, Wendy, let's go back.
And she goes, that's not Wendy.
That's my daughter, Jane.
And she's like,
I'm so much older.
I am so much older now.
I can't go back with you.
I never want to grow up!
Heidi, please, we gotta go.
I can't stay here.
I really can't.
Angelica, I just got us two
tickets to the spring fling!
My new friend Murray
helped me out.
Anything to make her stop.
He's such a jokester.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, the ghost busters.
Did you find what
you were looking for?
I'm gonna get some punch.
Oh, hello, dear.
Marion.
Um, could, uh...
Can I just... go get it!
How do you work this CD player?
What's happening?
- Freddy?
- Marion.
It was so hard for me to...
I couldn't... tell
you how I felt.
You made it very clear how
you felt about me, Freddy.
You've hated me for
all these years.
Oh... you had that all wrong.
You want to dance?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Why, don't you look
handsome, Wally?
Why are you talking so loud?
Well, why don't we take you over
and get you some nice punch?
Listen, you don't have to yell,
you don't have to be sweet.
Just talk to me normal,
like a regular person.
Like a... a regular person?
I've loved you since the
first day I laid eyes on ya.
In the Sergeant's Ball?
[CRYING]
It's so sad.
I'm going to have
her lobotomized.
Oh, damn.
I love that woman.
Excuse me.
Can I have the next dance?
You can have all the dances,
for the rest of our life.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
SINGER: Yo, girl, I
want you to fly with me.
Dreams come true if
you just believe.
Positive thinking's
where it's at.
Trust in faith,
and always laugh.
Secrets [INAUDIBLE].
Dreamers [INAUDIBLE].
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Bingo!
[APPLAUSE]
Well, congratulations
to you, Miriam.
I'm going to go and
cry myself to sleep.
Don't be such a sore loser.
I'll see you tomorrow at lunch.
[ETHEREAL BREATHING]
H-hello?
Who's there?
[LAUGHTER]
Oh!
Oh!
Who is that?
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
[SCREAMING]
[GLASS SHATTERING]
[THEME MUSIC]
Hello, sir.
How are you today?
You know, our culture
does not treat
their elderly with respect.
Hi.
In Japan they
worship them as gods.
I don't care, OK?
This is just creepy and
weird, and the smell is gross.
Hello, sir.
How are you today?
I'm fine.
What do you want?
We're looking for a
Mrs. Marion Bellow.
Do you know where she is?
Why are you talking like that?
Why, whatever do you mean?
You're talking really weird.
Do you not hear yourself?
Oh, Jiminy Christmas.
You must have saltwater
taffy in your ears.
She's in room 25.
What a bunch of fruitcakes.
See?
Made his day.
[KNOCKING]
Oh, you must be the ghost girls.
Come in.
I'm Mary, and this
is my husband, Wally.
Oh, boy.
I can't believe I married
someone who believes
in all this hullabaloo.
Yeah, well, let's
find this ghost
so we can get out
of this hell hole.
OK.
I'm going to leave
you ladies to this,
and I have to get to the
media center for my class.
All right, girls.
I... I think I know...
I know who's been haunting me.
But... please, I do not want
Wally to know about this.
Oh... your secret's safe
with me, girlfriend.
Well, it's Freddy.
Wally's best friend, Freddy.
He has hated me.
For as long as I can remember,
he has just been so cold to me.
OK, Marion, I know how you feel.
I understand.
There is nothing worse
than a third wheel.
Yeah.
When Heidi and I are watching,
like, a really funny show
on TV, and then all of a
sudden, like, a guy comes over,
and it's like...
Hey, man, like, can you just
leave me and Heidi alone?
Like, we were having fun.
And he keeps, like, touching
Heidi under her shirt.
OK, Angelica.
Oh.
Wow, are you getting...
Oh, I'm getting a lot of stuff.
Yeah, this is
going off the hook.
Oh, what do we have here?
Pudding.
Bag it.
Excuse me, sir.
He's trying to get away.
He's trying to get away.
- He's trying to get away.
- Whoa.
We got a live one here.
Pick up the fork?
- Can you pick up the fork for me?
- OK.
You're clear. She's not a ghost.
GHOSTLY VOICE: Marion.
Oh.
Hey.
Excuse me?
Freddy?
Marion.
Hello?
Hey, Freddy.
Marion.
Why are you tormenting
Marion, huh?
Answer her!
- Tormenting?
- Yeah!
We know all about how much you
hated her all of these years.
I've been in love with
that woman for 65 years.
A twist!
I remember the first
time I laid eyes on her.
It was the night of the, uh,
Sergeant's Ball, back in 1945.
Wally and I had just
survived the war.
We were in the First Army, 5th
Corps that landed in Normandy.
Wally took a bullet for
me securing the beachhead,
but I forgot all about
that when I spotted
her across the dance floor.
The most beautiful
woman I had ever seen.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hi-ya, Freddy!
Boy, have I got some
dames to introduce to you!
They go wild for
guys in uniform here.
Come here, come here. Ladies?
FREDDY (VOICE OVER): But
as fate would have it,
I lost my chance.
When I turned around to look
at that beautiful woman,
she was dancing with Wally.
And they looked... happy.
Well, why didn't you
try to get her back?
What's wrong with you?
She was never mine
to begin with.
Why didn't you just
go back and get her?
What's wrong with you?
You could have at least
just said something.
Like, you didn't have to
just live all these years!
I kept my distance, because I...
- I loved her so much.
- But why!
If you loved her,
then why didn't you...
You should have said something!
You should have said
something to her!
She didn't even know!
Wally saved my life.
I don't care!
I don't care!
She doesn't care!
If only I could have
just... One dance.
You could have!
Dammit.
All I ever wanted
from her was just...
One dance.
Just one dance.
The spring fling dance.
Yeah, Heidi, but
that's invitation only.
I can get invited to anything.
No... Heidi, don't leave me...
Heidi?
Heidi?
Hi, old people.
My name is Heidi Button, and I'm
here to bring a little sunshine
into your depressing old lives.
Hope you guys like
to pump it up.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Come on!
Put your hands together!
I know you like to party.
Come on, clap your hands!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
5, 6, 7, 8.
Ah!
What's your favorite
kind of soup?
I like strawberry!
Can you do this?
Boy, why are you crying?
You know at the end
of "Peter Pan," when
Peter comes back to the Darling
house, but it's 30 years later?
And he goes up to
Wendy's bed, and he says,
come on, Wendy, let's go back.
And she goes, that's not Wendy.
That's my daughter, Jane.
And she's like,
I'm so much older.
I am so much older now.
I can't go back with you.
I never want to grow up!
Heidi, please, we gotta go.
I can't stay here.
I really can't.
Angelica, I just got us two
tickets to the spring fling!
My new friend Murray
helped me out.
Anything to make her stop.
He's such a jokester.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, the ghost busters.
Did you find what
you were looking for?
I'm gonna get some punch.
Oh, hello, dear.
Marion.
Um, could, uh...
Can I just... go get it!
How do you work this CD player?
What's happening?
- Freddy?
- Marion.
It was so hard for me to...
I couldn't... tell
you how I felt.
You made it very clear how
you felt about me, Freddy.
You've hated me for
all these years.
Oh... you had that all wrong.
You want to dance?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Why, don't you look
handsome, Wally?
Why are you talking so loud?
Well, why don't we take you over
and get you some nice punch?
Listen, you don't have to yell,
you don't have to be sweet.
Just talk to me normal,
like a regular person.
Like a... a regular person?
I've loved you since the
first day I laid eyes on ya.
In the Sergeant's Ball?
[CRYING]
It's so sad.
I'm going to have
her lobotomized.
Oh, damn.
I love that woman.
Excuse me.
Can I have the next dance?
You can have all the dances,
for the rest of our life.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
SINGER: Yo, girl, I
want you to fly with me.
Dreams come true if
you just believe.
Positive thinking's
where it's at.
Trust in faith,
and always laugh.
Secrets [INAUDIBLE].
Dreamers [INAUDIBLE].
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.