Ghost Ghirls (2013): Season 1, Episode 10 - Something Borrowed, Something Boo - full transcript
A resort hotel is haunted by the ghost of a bridesmaid who never got to give her speech, and the GGs are called in to help her cross over. Paul F. Tompkins guest-star.
I love car trips.
Oh my God.
I'm so excited for
our work-cation.
I know.
Why can't every case be
at a haunted spa retreat?
I know girl.
- Watch my car dance.
- OK.
[LAUGHING]
[BOOMING SOUND]
[RUSTLE]
Look at this picture of my
cat, but do you see what I did?
[LAUGHING]
[SCREAMING]
[CAR SCREECH]
- Whoa.
- Oh my god.
- Where am I?
[SCREAMING]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
What?
We have to go to the bathroom.
[CAR DOOR OPEN & SHUT]
[THEME MUSIC]
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Oh my god.
Did I just kill that girl?
What do we do?
What do we do?
I don't what we
do, OK, Angelica?
I mean murder wasn't
exactly on the agenda I
made for our work-cation.
- Is that me?
- Yeah.
That's you and that's me.
I look really good.
Thank you.
You have a nice stomach, and
I have nice boobs so it's even.
Ugh.
- You know what?
Rudy's an SAT prep teacher, OK?
We can ask him what to do.
No Angelica, we cannot
tell anyone about this.
To the grave.
To the grave.
OK, let go of my hand.
Sorry about that Rudy,
you know how, um, girls are.
Yeah.
You guys are acting weird.
Everything's cool.
Everything's cool.
Oh my god.
What time is it?
I have to get back
to the wedding.
I'm the maid of honor.
Oh, god, Diane is counting
on me to do the big speech.
OK, you ready to go?
[NERVOUSLY SCREAMS]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
And as you can see, we're
setting up for a wedding.
It's so beautiful here, as if
god herself kissed this one
place with her golden lips.
Thank you.
I wish everyone felt the
same way that you did,
able to appreciate the beauty,
but clearly there is a spirit
here bent on destruction.
Every wedding we've
had recently has
just been going horribly wrong.
Chairs overturning,
wine bottles exploding.
Tonight we are hosting
the most important
wedding we've ever hosted.
Please, I cannot have
this wedding ruined.
Where are my manners,
this is a 1994 Merlot.
You'll detect hints
of dark chocolate
and grilled watermelon.
You had me at Merlot.
Well, here's to your
getting rid of that ghost.
[EERIE MUSIC]
[SOBS]
OK, OK, we did it OK?
We killed that girl.
We were driving,
and then bam we just
slammed into her, this poor
woman, this bridesmaid.
Just call the cops, OK?
Just take us to jail.
I'm not going back to the pen.
I'll dot it.
- Hold on a second.
Did you say a bridesmaid?
Yeah.
Just call the police, OK?
No, no, no, no.
It was two years
ago, bridesmaid named
Becky wandered away from a
wedding looking for a bathroom.
She was hit by a car.
I heard the screech of the
tires, and I ran to her.
It was too late.
I held her in my arms as the
final breath left her body.
It's the worst day of my life.
[CHEERING]
You are so great.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That was amazing.
That was the best story
I have ever heard, ever.
Let's get another
glass of wine.
[LAUGHING]
- Mm.
Honestly, Rudy, you have
to try not killing someone.
It feels really good.
It feels super good.
God, I feel so relaxed now
that we're not murderers.
Why is this girl Becky
still haunting this place?
Well, maybe she has to give
her Maid of Honor speech.
Yes, that totally has to
be her unfinished business.
Maybe we could
have a fake wedding
so that she can say
her speech and then she
won't ruin the real wedding.
(MOCKING) Yeah, let's
have a fake wedding.
OK, I mean who would
play the bride, me?
No, I'm not playing the--
stop asking to play the--
I'm not going to do it.
Stop asking me to do it.
That would be so weird.
And I'm not going
to play the groom.
So don't even start asking me.
- Don't even ask him.
You want me to play--
that's really gross.
Oh my god.
Heidi you should have been
the one getting married.
I can't do this.
You and Rudy are
secretly in love,
and this is really charming.
No, we're not.
Yes, you are.
No, come on.
I look stupid.
You do look stupid.
Ladies is the spirit present?
No not yet, but
she will be here.
Well the actual wedding
is starting in 20 minutes,
and guests are arriving.
If we're going to do
this, it needs to be now.
OK, OK, let's do this.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
OK.
[BEEP]
[MUSIC STARTS PLAYING]
Hey, hey.
Slow down, man.
Hey, come on.
[SIGH]
You look so beautiful.
So do you.
It's very authentic.
Is she here yet?
Oh, um, no, it didn't work.
[CHAIRS CRASHING]
She's here.
She's here.
Aw.
My best friend's
getting married.
OK, um, welcome
everyone and mazeltov.
Faster, faster.
- OK.
- Wait.
Should we do the vows?
[PAPER CRUMPLES]
Um, Angelica, I
think you're cool.
Here names the password to
my email, but not my phone
because my mom's the
password to my phone.
Thanks, Rudy.
OK, I now pronounce
you man and wife.
So, we should kiss?
Kiss then?
Oh, do whatever you want.
We should kiss for the thing.
[CROWD NOISE]
No.
Excuse me, guys, No.
Sorry, sorry, were just putting
some finishing touches here.
Just wait one moment.
It won't be long at all.
Won't be long at all.
- Whoa.
It's a party time.
Whoa.
Look how crazy it is.
Maid of Honor, give
your speech OK?
It's me.
OK.
You know what?
I'm just going to go pee first.
No, no, no, Becky, don't.
No, one minute.
No, Becky, please don't go.
Go after your speech.
[BLOWS RASPBERRIES]
Fine.
Day-day, look at you.
Look at all of this.
You win.
You're the winner.
And I just want you two.
You and Reggie to be so happy.
So I just thought
that today would
be the perfect
day for me to tell
you one very precious thing.
I [BLEEP] Reggie.
OK, Becky.
I [BLEEP] Reggie.
What's happening?
You remember in January
when I said I had pink eye?
He came in my eye, and I
got a cornea infection.
OK, Becky, that's--
Go [BLEEP] you, Reggie.
[BLEEP] you both.
Becky thank you so much.
That was really beautiful.
We all really enjoyed it.
It's over now.
[VOMITING]
Oh.
Oh.
That's gross.
[BLOWS RASPBERRIES]
Oh, look she's crossing over.
Oh, she's walking.
She's walking over here.
Oh.
What's she doing now?
Um.
[CHUCKLE]
[BURP]
That's so hot.
Don't.
Is that where
the bathrooms are?
Oh, I've been
holding it all day.
[WIND CHIMES]
- Mm.
This is the best
work-cation ever.
Here's to being married.
[CLINK]
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, we're married.
But it's funny though
how we are married
and we never even
went on a date.
[CHUCKLES]
What do you want to do?
Go on a date?
Yeah, let's go on a date.
(LAUGHING) Yeah.
But that would actually be--
that would be nice
actually to go on a date.
It would be so much fun.
Let's go to a movie and
have a really good time.
We have so much to talk about.
You make me laugh so hard.
Yeah.
I would laugh though.
I think I would
have a nice time.
I would laugh, too.
Yea.
I would laugh so hard.
Yeah, I would
have the best time.
Let's go on a date.
I really want to go on a date.
Excuse me, can I paused
to use the restroom?
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Oh my God.
I'm so excited for
our work-cation.
I know.
Why can't every case be
at a haunted spa retreat?
I know girl.
- Watch my car dance.
- OK.
[LAUGHING]
[BOOMING SOUND]
[RUSTLE]
Look at this picture of my
cat, but do you see what I did?
[LAUGHING]
[SCREAMING]
[CAR SCREECH]
- Whoa.
- Oh my god.
- Where am I?
[SCREAMING]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
What?
We have to go to the bathroom.
[CAR DOOR OPEN & SHUT]
[THEME MUSIC]
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Oh my god.
Did I just kill that girl?
What do we do?
What do we do?
I don't what we
do, OK, Angelica?
I mean murder wasn't
exactly on the agenda I
made for our work-cation.
- Is that me?
- Yeah.
That's you and that's me.
I look really good.
Thank you.
You have a nice stomach, and
I have nice boobs so it's even.
Ugh.
- You know what?
Rudy's an SAT prep teacher, OK?
We can ask him what to do.
No Angelica, we cannot
tell anyone about this.
To the grave.
To the grave.
OK, let go of my hand.
Sorry about that Rudy,
you know how, um, girls are.
Yeah.
You guys are acting weird.
Everything's cool.
Everything's cool.
Oh my god.
What time is it?
I have to get back
to the wedding.
I'm the maid of honor.
Oh, god, Diane is counting
on me to do the big speech.
OK, you ready to go?
[NERVOUSLY SCREAMS]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
And as you can see, we're
setting up for a wedding.
It's so beautiful here, as if
god herself kissed this one
place with her golden lips.
Thank you.
I wish everyone felt the
same way that you did,
able to appreciate the beauty,
but clearly there is a spirit
here bent on destruction.
Every wedding we've
had recently has
just been going horribly wrong.
Chairs overturning,
wine bottles exploding.
Tonight we are hosting
the most important
wedding we've ever hosted.
Please, I cannot have
this wedding ruined.
Where are my manners,
this is a 1994 Merlot.
You'll detect hints
of dark chocolate
and grilled watermelon.
You had me at Merlot.
Well, here's to your
getting rid of that ghost.
[EERIE MUSIC]
[SOBS]
OK, OK, we did it OK?
We killed that girl.
We were driving,
and then bam we just
slammed into her, this poor
woman, this bridesmaid.
Just call the cops, OK?
Just take us to jail.
I'm not going back to the pen.
I'll dot it.
- Hold on a second.
Did you say a bridesmaid?
Yeah.
Just call the police, OK?
No, no, no, no.
It was two years
ago, bridesmaid named
Becky wandered away from a
wedding looking for a bathroom.
She was hit by a car.
I heard the screech of the
tires, and I ran to her.
It was too late.
I held her in my arms as the
final breath left her body.
It's the worst day of my life.
[CHEERING]
You are so great.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That was amazing.
That was the best story
I have ever heard, ever.
Let's get another
glass of wine.
[LAUGHING]
- Mm.
Honestly, Rudy, you have
to try not killing someone.
It feels really good.
It feels super good.
God, I feel so relaxed now
that we're not murderers.
Why is this girl Becky
still haunting this place?
Well, maybe she has to give
her Maid of Honor speech.
Yes, that totally has to
be her unfinished business.
Maybe we could
have a fake wedding
so that she can say
her speech and then she
won't ruin the real wedding.
(MOCKING) Yeah, let's
have a fake wedding.
OK, I mean who would
play the bride, me?
No, I'm not playing the--
stop asking to play the--
I'm not going to do it.
Stop asking me to do it.
That would be so weird.
And I'm not going
to play the groom.
So don't even start asking me.
- Don't even ask him.
You want me to play--
that's really gross.
Oh my god.
Heidi you should have been
the one getting married.
I can't do this.
You and Rudy are
secretly in love,
and this is really charming.
No, we're not.
Yes, you are.
No, come on.
I look stupid.
You do look stupid.
Ladies is the spirit present?
No not yet, but
she will be here.
Well the actual wedding
is starting in 20 minutes,
and guests are arriving.
If we're going to do
this, it needs to be now.
OK, OK, let's do this.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
OK.
[BEEP]
[MUSIC STARTS PLAYING]
Hey, hey.
Slow down, man.
Hey, come on.
[SIGH]
You look so beautiful.
So do you.
It's very authentic.
Is she here yet?
Oh, um, no, it didn't work.
[CHAIRS CRASHING]
She's here.
She's here.
Aw.
My best friend's
getting married.
OK, um, welcome
everyone and mazeltov.
Faster, faster.
- OK.
- Wait.
Should we do the vows?
[PAPER CRUMPLES]
Um, Angelica, I
think you're cool.
Here names the password to
my email, but not my phone
because my mom's the
password to my phone.
Thanks, Rudy.
OK, I now pronounce
you man and wife.
So, we should kiss?
Kiss then?
Oh, do whatever you want.
We should kiss for the thing.
[CROWD NOISE]
No.
Excuse me, guys, No.
Sorry, sorry, were just putting
some finishing touches here.
Just wait one moment.
It won't be long at all.
Won't be long at all.
- Whoa.
It's a party time.
Whoa.
Look how crazy it is.
Maid of Honor, give
your speech OK?
It's me.
OK.
You know what?
I'm just going to go pee first.
No, no, no, Becky, don't.
No, one minute.
No, Becky, please don't go.
Go after your speech.
[BLOWS RASPBERRIES]
Fine.
Day-day, look at you.
Look at all of this.
You win.
You're the winner.
And I just want you two.
You and Reggie to be so happy.
So I just thought
that today would
be the perfect
day for me to tell
you one very precious thing.
I [BLEEP] Reggie.
OK, Becky.
I [BLEEP] Reggie.
What's happening?
You remember in January
when I said I had pink eye?
He came in my eye, and I
got a cornea infection.
OK, Becky, that's--
Go [BLEEP] you, Reggie.
[BLEEP] you both.
Becky thank you so much.
That was really beautiful.
We all really enjoyed it.
It's over now.
[VOMITING]
Oh.
Oh.
That's gross.
[BLOWS RASPBERRIES]
Oh, look she's crossing over.
Oh, she's walking.
She's walking over here.
Oh.
What's she doing now?
Um.
[CHUCKLE]
[BURP]
That's so hot.
Don't.
Is that where
the bathrooms are?
Oh, I've been
holding it all day.
[WIND CHIMES]
- Mm.
This is the best
work-cation ever.
Here's to being married.
[CLINK]
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, we're married.
But it's funny though
how we are married
and we never even
went on a date.
[CHUCKLES]
What do you want to do?
Go on a date?
Yeah, let's go on a date.
(LAUGHING) Yeah.
But that would actually be--
that would be nice
actually to go on a date.
It would be so much fun.
Let's go to a movie and
have a really good time.
We have so much to talk about.
You make me laugh so hard.
Yeah.
I would laugh though.
I think I would
have a nice time.
I would laugh, too.
Yea.
I would laugh so hard.
Yeah, I would
have the best time.
Let's go on a date.
I really want to go on a date.
Excuse me, can I paused
to use the restroom?
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.