Ghost Ghirls (2013): Season 1, Episode 4 - Will You Scary Me? - full transcript
Megan's dates are being haunted by her ex, so she calls the GGs. They help solve the ghost's unfinished business as they witness some afterlife romance.
Your CD collection
is pretty gigantic.
A lot of tasty licks in here.
Hey, thanks.
I can't really take
all the credit though.
My ex was a huge music lover.
Oh, yeah?
Are you a "Room
for Squares" fan?
I don't know who that is.
Are you frigging kidding me?
Oh my god, you have
gotta come with me
to see John Mayer in concert.
It is like literally and
figuratively life changing.
I'm actually more of like
a classic rock kind of gal.
Oh, yeah. RFS is a classic.
I mean, I'm going
to have to teach you
about all the greats, aren't I?
Mayer, Levine, Dewise.
I... I would love that.
Mm-hmm.
Um, dinner's almost ready.
Is it?
Do you want to pour
us some more wine?
Oh, yeah.
Your wish is my command.
The good stuff.
Oh, [BEEP].
Oh my gosh.
I'm so... I'm so sorry.
How did that happen?
I don't... oh god!
Oh, no!
Oh!
Stop it! Stop it!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
OK, are you ready
for your future?
- Yes.
- Are you sure?
Yeah.
You are going to
live in a house.
OK, that's pretty good.
And you are going to marry...
Stamos, Stamos,
Stamos, Stamos...
It's not Stamos,
it's not Tarzan,
and it's not Jimmy Kimmel.
That leaves one left.
- Tell me who it is.
- It's Rudy.
- No.
- It is.
I mean, is it MASH or is
it my psychic ability?
That's gross.
Give it.
Let me do it to you.
No, we don't have time.
We've got to go.
Let me get to you.
And Tarzan won't be in it.
I promise you that.
No.
No, we've got to
get to our case.
Rudy, Rudy.
We've got to settle the bill.
Oh, don't worry about the bill.
It's on the house.
Really? That's nice.
Free.
Oh, no. Rudy.
Uh-oh. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Look what you did.
It's coffee.
It gets everywhere.
Oh god, it's dripping.
It's dripping into the lap.
Wow.
Get in there Rudy.
It's getting into
a weird zone where
maybe I shouldn't be doing this
anymore, but I guess I should.
- We've got to go.
- OK.
All right. Uh.
So, um, right through here is
where... where it happened.
It's kind of constant.
Lights on and off all the time.
It's kind of everywhere
in the house.
Look, another barn.
The girl likes barns.
So you guys have the gift?
No, I don't think so.
What address did you send it to?
Oh.
Oh, god. It's OK, girl.
Do you have the tracking number?
Uh, my ex...
He passed away two years ago.
And every time I
go on a date or...
He's there like sabotaging me.
Your lens cap is on.
Oh.
It was our anniversary.
Our 7 year anniversary night.
And um... he was
supposed to take me out
for like a really nice dinner.
And later that night, I got
the call that he was killed.
Oh, no.
In a strip club.
Oh, no.
God, she's crying.
At your Jacquet impersonation.
Oh, no.
You watch "Sister, Sister"?
Gosh, he was at a strip
club on your anniversary.
He does not sound
like a good guy.
It's actually...
It's all my fault.
I was really distant in the
months leading up to his death.
- I was a bad girlfriend.
- Yeah.
It sounds like you
were a bad girlfriend.
Really?
Yeah.
OK.
Megan, I think that
we can help you.
We have to summon the ghost.
Now normally what
we would do is we
would lure him from his astral
plane using you as someone
that he loves.
But since obviously
Brian loves strippers
more than he loves
you, I think I have
an idea that's going to work.
So get ready.
I haven't done this college.
You like that, Brian?
This look good to you?
Come on.
Come on.
We can do this.
Come and get it.
Angelica, will
you play the song?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
How about this?
Angelica, stop.
Play the, uh, play
the sexy song.
OK.
- That's going to help me.
- OK.
OK. OK.
Sorry. Sorry.
It's OK. It's OK.
- Take two.
- OK.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
No, sorry.
Not that one.
The sexy song.
That is the sexy song.
That's not sexy.
That song is not sexy.
That's like a meatball song.
A meatball song?
Like you would listen to at...
This is my meatball song.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Here, let me... can I just?
No, girl.
Megan, help!
Megan! Megan, help!
I got you.
It's tickle time.
[LAUGHTER]
Brian. He's here.
Brian, what do
you want from her?
What do you want?
Oh.
I'm getting a
really strong sense
- he wants us to follow him.
- Do you have a car?
Um...
Do you have any change?
Because we'd like to get
some In and Out on our way.
He wants us here.
Is this your idea
of a sick joke?
Yeah.
What... a sick joke?
No, not a sick joke.
This is the strip club
where Brian was killed.
I'm sensing something. Oh.
Look behind us.
Hey, Brian.
- He's here?
- Yeah.
He's right across the street.
Look at that awesome old barn.
What is this?
It's our seven year
anniversary, baby.
He wasn't at the strip club.
- No, I was at the strip club.
- Pig.
- Jerk.
- What... no.
No, not like that.
I was here, but my
lighter wouldn't work,
and I needed to
light the candles.
So I went across the street to
borrow the bouncer's lighter.
And then everything went white.
So he went to the
strip club to borrow
a lighter from the bouncer.
I just wanted it to be perfect.
It's perfect.
I love you, Megan.
Brian.
Megan, he's down on one knee.
Megan, he's kneeling.
Will you marry me?
BOTH: Will you marry me?
Yes.
Oh.
Was something
supposed to happen?
200 royal white doves
were supposed to fly out.
Oh, cool.
- It's...
- You know what?
Don't look in...
nobody look in the box.
I want to see.
Don't look in the box.
Heidi, it's going to be hard for
me to get that out of my brain.
My timing was always
off, wasn't it?
It's perfect.
Thank you for meeting me.
I just really needed to talk.
We are charging you, so...
A lot.
I can't stop
thinking about Brian.
Maybe... maybe I
shouldn't have said yes.
Are you kidding?
Girl, look at that rock.
You couldn't of said no.
You are so lucky.
There are so many
girls that would just
kill to be getting married.
I know.
It's so exciting.
You should check out
my wedding Pinterest.
- It won an award.
- But he's...
Please do not do that thing
where you have your bridesmaids
wear Converse.
You might like it
now, but you're
going to look back and hate it.
Are you going to
dance down the aisle?
Please dance down the aisle.
Do you have a DJ set?
Because I know a guy.
And that guy is
me, and I rock it.
He's dead.
I'm... I'm not getting married.
I don't think I'll
ever get married.
I don't think I'll
ever date again.
Oh.
OK.
I just noticed you ladies
seemed very serious over here,
so I thought you
could use something
to sweeten up your day.
Aw, Rudy.
Some apple, some
maple, pumpkin scones.
Baked with love.
Gross.
Well, not that kind of love.
Like a mother's love.
You know.
So.
All right. Tables.
Got a lot of tables.
On second thought, maybe I
am ready to start dating.
- Stop.
- Get her arm.
Get her arm.
Get the rope in my purse.
is pretty gigantic.
A lot of tasty licks in here.
Hey, thanks.
I can't really take
all the credit though.
My ex was a huge music lover.
Oh, yeah?
Are you a "Room
for Squares" fan?
I don't know who that is.
Are you frigging kidding me?
Oh my god, you have
gotta come with me
to see John Mayer in concert.
It is like literally and
figuratively life changing.
I'm actually more of like
a classic rock kind of gal.
Oh, yeah. RFS is a classic.
I mean, I'm going
to have to teach you
about all the greats, aren't I?
Mayer, Levine, Dewise.
I... I would love that.
Mm-hmm.
Um, dinner's almost ready.
Is it?
Do you want to pour
us some more wine?
Oh, yeah.
Your wish is my command.
The good stuff.
Oh, [BEEP].
Oh my gosh.
I'm so... I'm so sorry.
How did that happen?
I don't... oh god!
Oh, no!
Oh!
Stop it! Stop it!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
OK, are you ready
for your future?
- Yes.
- Are you sure?
Yeah.
You are going to
live in a house.
OK, that's pretty good.
And you are going to marry...
Stamos, Stamos,
Stamos, Stamos...
It's not Stamos,
it's not Tarzan,
and it's not Jimmy Kimmel.
That leaves one left.
- Tell me who it is.
- It's Rudy.
- No.
- It is.
I mean, is it MASH or is
it my psychic ability?
That's gross.
Give it.
Let me do it to you.
No, we don't have time.
We've got to go.
Let me get to you.
And Tarzan won't be in it.
I promise you that.
No.
No, we've got to
get to our case.
Rudy, Rudy.
We've got to settle the bill.
Oh, don't worry about the bill.
It's on the house.
Really? That's nice.
Free.
Oh, no. Rudy.
Uh-oh. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Look what you did.
It's coffee.
It gets everywhere.
Oh god, it's dripping.
It's dripping into the lap.
Wow.
Get in there Rudy.
It's getting into
a weird zone where
maybe I shouldn't be doing this
anymore, but I guess I should.
- We've got to go.
- OK.
All right. Uh.
So, um, right through here is
where... where it happened.
It's kind of constant.
Lights on and off all the time.
It's kind of everywhere
in the house.
Look, another barn.
The girl likes barns.
So you guys have the gift?
No, I don't think so.
What address did you send it to?
Oh.
Oh, god. It's OK, girl.
Do you have the tracking number?
Uh, my ex...
He passed away two years ago.
And every time I
go on a date or...
He's there like sabotaging me.
Your lens cap is on.
Oh.
It was our anniversary.
Our 7 year anniversary night.
And um... he was
supposed to take me out
for like a really nice dinner.
And later that night, I got
the call that he was killed.
Oh, no.
In a strip club.
Oh, no.
God, she's crying.
At your Jacquet impersonation.
Oh, no.
You watch "Sister, Sister"?
Gosh, he was at a strip
club on your anniversary.
He does not sound
like a good guy.
It's actually...
It's all my fault.
I was really distant in the
months leading up to his death.
- I was a bad girlfriend.
- Yeah.
It sounds like you
were a bad girlfriend.
Really?
Yeah.
OK.
Megan, I think that
we can help you.
We have to summon the ghost.
Now normally what
we would do is we
would lure him from his astral
plane using you as someone
that he loves.
But since obviously
Brian loves strippers
more than he loves
you, I think I have
an idea that's going to work.
So get ready.
I haven't done this college.
You like that, Brian?
This look good to you?
Come on.
Come on.
We can do this.
Come and get it.
Angelica, will
you play the song?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
How about this?
Angelica, stop.
Play the, uh, play
the sexy song.
OK.
- That's going to help me.
- OK.
OK. OK.
Sorry. Sorry.
It's OK. It's OK.
- Take two.
- OK.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
No, sorry.
Not that one.
The sexy song.
That is the sexy song.
That's not sexy.
That song is not sexy.
That's like a meatball song.
A meatball song?
Like you would listen to at...
This is my meatball song.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Here, let me... can I just?
No, girl.
Megan, help!
Megan! Megan, help!
I got you.
It's tickle time.
[LAUGHTER]
Brian. He's here.
Brian, what do
you want from her?
What do you want?
Oh.
I'm getting a
really strong sense
- he wants us to follow him.
- Do you have a car?
Um...
Do you have any change?
Because we'd like to get
some In and Out on our way.
He wants us here.
Is this your idea
of a sick joke?
Yeah.
What... a sick joke?
No, not a sick joke.
This is the strip club
where Brian was killed.
I'm sensing something. Oh.
Look behind us.
Hey, Brian.
- He's here?
- Yeah.
He's right across the street.
Look at that awesome old barn.
What is this?
It's our seven year
anniversary, baby.
He wasn't at the strip club.
- No, I was at the strip club.
- Pig.
- Jerk.
- What... no.
No, not like that.
I was here, but my
lighter wouldn't work,
and I needed to
light the candles.
So I went across the street to
borrow the bouncer's lighter.
And then everything went white.
So he went to the
strip club to borrow
a lighter from the bouncer.
I just wanted it to be perfect.
It's perfect.
I love you, Megan.
Brian.
Megan, he's down on one knee.
Megan, he's kneeling.
Will you marry me?
BOTH: Will you marry me?
Yes.
Oh.
Was something
supposed to happen?
200 royal white doves
were supposed to fly out.
Oh, cool.
- It's...
- You know what?
Don't look in...
nobody look in the box.
I want to see.
Don't look in the box.
Heidi, it's going to be hard for
me to get that out of my brain.
My timing was always
off, wasn't it?
It's perfect.
Thank you for meeting me.
I just really needed to talk.
We are charging you, so...
A lot.
I can't stop
thinking about Brian.
Maybe... maybe I
shouldn't have said yes.
Are you kidding?
Girl, look at that rock.
You couldn't of said no.
You are so lucky.
There are so many
girls that would just
kill to be getting married.
I know.
It's so exciting.
You should check out
my wedding Pinterest.
- It won an award.
- But he's...
Please do not do that thing
where you have your bridesmaids
wear Converse.
You might like it
now, but you're
going to look back and hate it.
Are you going to
dance down the aisle?
Please dance down the aisle.
Do you have a DJ set?
Because I know a guy.
And that guy is
me, and I rock it.
He's dead.
I'm... I'm not getting married.
I don't think I'll
ever get married.
I don't think I'll
ever date again.
Oh.
OK.
I just noticed you ladies
seemed very serious over here,
so I thought you
could use something
to sweeten up your day.
Aw, Rudy.
Some apple, some
maple, pumpkin scones.
Baked with love.
Gross.
Well, not that kind of love.
Like a mother's love.
You know.
So.
All right. Tables.
Got a lot of tables.
On second thought, maybe I
am ready to start dating.
- Stop.
- Get her arm.
Get her arm.
Get the rope in my purse.