Ghost Ghirls (2013): Season 1, Episode 3 - Field of Screams - full transcript
A group of kids call the Ghost Ghirls when they think their baseball field is haunted by the notorious ghost, "Bloody Bat" who, rumor has it, decapitates children and drinks their blood.
KID: What time is it?
- KID: 8:15.
- All right, they're not coming.
They'll be here, guys.
[KNOCKING]
Hey, boys.
- [GLASS BREAKING]
- Whoops.
Sorry. We're the Ghost Ghirls.
I'm Heidi.
And I'm Angelica.
- We need your help.
- Oh.
- Ooh.
- It's Bloody Bat.
He's back.
Who the heck is Bloody Bat?
You don't know
who Bloody Bat is?
Have you not heard the story?
Uh, I heard of Bloody Mary?
She helps me out after a
long night of drinking.
All right.
Get the lights.
This is the story of
the scariest, most
grossest monster of them all.
The Bloody Bat.
[GASP]
I am freaking out right now.
It's true.
- We've all seen him.
- No.
No, no, no. That's not it.
It's just, I'm dangerously
low on blood sugar
I just need some gummy worms.
Gummy worm time.
Am I right, guys?
Guys, let's get
down to business.
One night, Jimmy Madigan,
he was playing left field.
And he started hearing
a voice. Jimmy.
As the game went on,
he heard it more.
Jimmy.
Jimmy.
BLOODY BAT: Jimmy.
And then...
BLOODY BAT: Jimmy.
Jimmy. Jimmy.
Jimmy.
[INAUDIBLE] turned
around, and there he is.
The Bloody Bat.
And he...
[SCREAMING]
Rips Jimmy's head off and
drinks his neck blood.
And when his thirst was
quenched, he just stood there
and he laughed. Ha.
Ha. Ha.
Ha. Ha.
Ha.
And laughed, and laughed, and
laughed a little bit more,
knowing that, pretty soon,
he'll claim yet another victim.
And that... that could
be any one of us!
ANGELICA: Are they trying to
scare us with that dumb story?
This is so stupid.
There's no ghost out here.
HEIDI: How old are those kids?
Are they like 18 or
are they like five?
I think one...
And I'm being dead serious...
Was in his 30s.
I know who you're talking about.
Oh my god, he's here.
Where?
Behind us.
Are you going to rip our heads
off and drink our neck blood?
Neck blood?
No.
I am thirsty, though.
Sure could go for an egg
cream, or a phosphate.
That's really sweet.
But I'm not dating right now.
She's taking time for herself.
I need to figure
out what I want.
And then I can really
give to someone else.
It's the six agreements.
What's that?
- It's a book.
- Wait a minute.
When did they start
letting dames on the field?
Uh, gosh.
I don't know.
Nixon was president in the 90s?
Like, '91, maybe?
HEIDI: A law was
passed or something.
In Florida. HEIDI: Yeah.
Mm.
So why do they call
you Bloody Bat?
Bloody Bat?
I have no idea.
My name is Thomas Wellington.
I'm a baseball player.
Did you catch the
big game tonight?
Coach finally brought me in.
And I got up to the plate,
and I was all ready.
And I was all ready
and then, uh...
And then I got hit.
I got hit in the head.
Wait a minute.
No. No.
Oh, my head.
Ew.
Ew, it's gross.
You're bleeding.
No, he knows.
He knows.
I gotta get in the game.
I gotta get in the game.
Hey, weirdos.
Now what?
So.
It turns out your boogeyman is
actually a boogey-sweetheart.
What do you mean?
We mean he's just
a nice ghost that
needs our help crossing over.
He died right before he got
the chance to prove himself
to the rest of the team.
So we're going to play a game.
We're going to get this
sucker up to bat, let him
take that life-changing swing.
And that's where
you guys come in.
What?
Are you crazy?
KID: It's a death sentence.
Sorry.
Sorry, you guys call
yourselves baseball players?
- Yeah.
- OK?
Because last time I
checked, baseball wasn't
about being afraid of ghosts.
OK?
Baseball was about people
running around wherever this is
and making people laugh.
It's about eating hot dogs
and chili fries and milkshakes
and not even caring
about the calories.
Yeah, and doing
dances from the 50s.
Yeah.
It's about sliding into
home and paying rent.
It's about not giving a crap.
(SINGING) Take me
out to the ballgame.
(SINGING) Take me out...
(SINGING) Root root
root for the suns.
ANGELICA: (SINGING) Buy me
a cherry and I'll be fine.
I don't care if you've
had too much wine.
So who's with us?
- Who's with us?
- Yeah!
OK.
I knew you guys
weren't all [BLEEP]
You guys. Look.
ANGELICA: Hey, guys! KID: What?
ANGELICA: Let's do this!
[CHEERING]
It feels so good!
I did it!
Oh, wow.
Oh, I'm winded.
Haven't done that in a while.
Definitely got some
good wind on that.
So why... why isn't
he crossing over?
I don't know.
I do not know.
You know what I really wish?
My son Jeremy would
have been here.
He would have really liked this.
He would have liked this.
- It would have made me so happy.
- OK.
- Yep.
- Yep.
That makes sense.
OK, we got it.
Come on.
Hey, Thomas.
Found your son Jeremy.
Go ahead.
- My father is here right now?
- Yeah.
Jeremy, my boy...
I is ten to me.
I may not have said it
enough, but I am proud of you.
What did he say?
He said he's proud of you.
HEIDI: But just...
just everyone be quiet.
He's about to cross over.
- He's gonna cross over, guys.
- OK.
Ready.
Whew.
Wow.
Whew.
OK.
So, uh, what are we doing now?
This is stupid. Just...
OK.
Just give us a minute, guys.
ANGELICA: Why is he
not crossing over?
- I don't know.
- Everything.
We have done everything.
Is there a dog we don't about?
Is... something, like a locket?
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
A woman... a woman...
- A dog woman.
- Girls.
We wanted to talk to you.
Yeah, we've uh...
We've been thinking.
And Tom's a cool guy.
We like him.
So, I mean, if it's
OK with you guys,
we'd kind of like
for him to stay.
Really?
Seems like if he
does, it'll just
- work out fine for everyone.
- Wow.
- OK.
- That's great.
- Sounds good to us.
- OK, guys.
Sounds great. Hey, thank you.
- All right.
- Take care, everyone.
- Shake it out.
- All right.
- Bye.
- See you guys later.
You guys are the
best. You guys rule.
Hey, we did it.
Whatever, this
worked out just fine.
[YELLING]
[LAUGHTER]
- KID: 8:15.
- All right, they're not coming.
They'll be here, guys.
[KNOCKING]
Hey, boys.
- [GLASS BREAKING]
- Whoops.
Sorry. We're the Ghost Ghirls.
I'm Heidi.
And I'm Angelica.
- We need your help.
- Oh.
- Ooh.
- It's Bloody Bat.
He's back.
Who the heck is Bloody Bat?
You don't know
who Bloody Bat is?
Have you not heard the story?
Uh, I heard of Bloody Mary?
She helps me out after a
long night of drinking.
All right.
Get the lights.
This is the story of
the scariest, most
grossest monster of them all.
The Bloody Bat.
[GASP]
I am freaking out right now.
It's true.
- We've all seen him.
- No.
No, no, no. That's not it.
It's just, I'm dangerously
low on blood sugar
I just need some gummy worms.
Gummy worm time.
Am I right, guys?
Guys, let's get
down to business.
One night, Jimmy Madigan,
he was playing left field.
And he started hearing
a voice. Jimmy.
As the game went on,
he heard it more.
Jimmy.
Jimmy.
BLOODY BAT: Jimmy.
And then...
BLOODY BAT: Jimmy.
Jimmy. Jimmy.
Jimmy.
[INAUDIBLE] turned
around, and there he is.
The Bloody Bat.
And he...
[SCREAMING]
Rips Jimmy's head off and
drinks his neck blood.
And when his thirst was
quenched, he just stood there
and he laughed. Ha.
Ha. Ha.
Ha. Ha.
Ha.
And laughed, and laughed, and
laughed a little bit more,
knowing that, pretty soon,
he'll claim yet another victim.
And that... that could
be any one of us!
ANGELICA: Are they trying to
scare us with that dumb story?
This is so stupid.
There's no ghost out here.
HEIDI: How old are those kids?
Are they like 18 or
are they like five?
I think one...
And I'm being dead serious...
Was in his 30s.
I know who you're talking about.
Oh my god, he's here.
Where?
Behind us.
Are you going to rip our heads
off and drink our neck blood?
Neck blood?
No.
I am thirsty, though.
Sure could go for an egg
cream, or a phosphate.
That's really sweet.
But I'm not dating right now.
She's taking time for herself.
I need to figure
out what I want.
And then I can really
give to someone else.
It's the six agreements.
What's that?
- It's a book.
- Wait a minute.
When did they start
letting dames on the field?
Uh, gosh.
I don't know.
Nixon was president in the 90s?
Like, '91, maybe?
HEIDI: A law was
passed or something.
In Florida. HEIDI: Yeah.
Mm.
So why do they call
you Bloody Bat?
Bloody Bat?
I have no idea.
My name is Thomas Wellington.
I'm a baseball player.
Did you catch the
big game tonight?
Coach finally brought me in.
And I got up to the plate,
and I was all ready.
And I was all ready
and then, uh...
And then I got hit.
I got hit in the head.
Wait a minute.
No. No.
Oh, my head.
Ew.
Ew, it's gross.
You're bleeding.
No, he knows.
He knows.
I gotta get in the game.
I gotta get in the game.
Hey, weirdos.
Now what?
So.
It turns out your boogeyman is
actually a boogey-sweetheart.
What do you mean?
We mean he's just
a nice ghost that
needs our help crossing over.
He died right before he got
the chance to prove himself
to the rest of the team.
So we're going to play a game.
We're going to get this
sucker up to bat, let him
take that life-changing swing.
And that's where
you guys come in.
What?
Are you crazy?
KID: It's a death sentence.
Sorry.
Sorry, you guys call
yourselves baseball players?
- Yeah.
- OK?
Because last time I
checked, baseball wasn't
about being afraid of ghosts.
OK?
Baseball was about people
running around wherever this is
and making people laugh.
It's about eating hot dogs
and chili fries and milkshakes
and not even caring
about the calories.
Yeah, and doing
dances from the 50s.
Yeah.
It's about sliding into
home and paying rent.
It's about not giving a crap.
(SINGING) Take me
out to the ballgame.
(SINGING) Take me out...
(SINGING) Root root
root for the suns.
ANGELICA: (SINGING) Buy me
a cherry and I'll be fine.
I don't care if you've
had too much wine.
So who's with us?
- Who's with us?
- Yeah!
OK.
I knew you guys
weren't all [BLEEP]
You guys. Look.
ANGELICA: Hey, guys! KID: What?
ANGELICA: Let's do this!
[CHEERING]
It feels so good!
I did it!
Oh, wow.
Oh, I'm winded.
Haven't done that in a while.
Definitely got some
good wind on that.
So why... why isn't
he crossing over?
I don't know.
I do not know.
You know what I really wish?
My son Jeremy would
have been here.
He would have really liked this.
He would have liked this.
- It would have made me so happy.
- OK.
- Yep.
- Yep.
That makes sense.
OK, we got it.
Come on.
Hey, Thomas.
Found your son Jeremy.
Go ahead.
- My father is here right now?
- Yeah.
Jeremy, my boy...
I is ten to me.
I may not have said it
enough, but I am proud of you.
What did he say?
He said he's proud of you.
HEIDI: But just...
just everyone be quiet.
He's about to cross over.
- He's gonna cross over, guys.
- OK.
Ready.
Whew.
Wow.
Whew.
OK.
So, uh, what are we doing now?
This is stupid. Just...
OK.
Just give us a minute, guys.
ANGELICA: Why is he
not crossing over?
- I don't know.
- Everything.
We have done everything.
Is there a dog we don't about?
Is... something, like a locket?
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
A woman... a woman...
- A dog woman.
- Girls.
We wanted to talk to you.
Yeah, we've uh...
We've been thinking.
And Tom's a cool guy.
We like him.
So, I mean, if it's
OK with you guys,
we'd kind of like
for him to stay.
Really?
Seems like if he
does, it'll just
- work out fine for everyone.
- Wow.
- OK.
- That's great.
- Sounds good to us.
- OK, guys.
Sounds great. Hey, thank you.
- All right.
- Take care, everyone.
- Shake it out.
- All right.
- Bye.
- See you guys later.
You guys are the
best. You guys rule.
Hey, we did it.
Whatever, this
worked out just fine.
[YELLING]
[LAUGHTER]