Futurama (1999–2013): Season 3, Episode 6 - Bendless Love - full transcript

[ Man ]
ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE!

- GUIDANCE SYSTEM?
- ON-LINE.

- AUTOPILOT?
- PRESENT.

- DARK MATTER INDICATOR?
- MAKING A NOISE.

ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL.
LET'S ROCK.

[ Horns Honking,
People Shouting ]

GENTLEMEN, I'VE COMPLETED
MY REPORT ON THE CRASH.

WHOA! I'M NOT READIN' THAT CRAP!
SUMMARIZE IT IN ONE WORD.

- SABOTAGE.
- [ All Gasp ]

THIS IS A NORMAL L-UNIT.
WITHOUT IT,

SPACE TRAVEL IS BUT
THE FEVERED DREAM OF A MADMAN.



OF COURSE!
DUH!

- IT'S AN IMPORTANT UNIT.
- AND THIS, MY FRIENDS,

IS THE L-UNIT I JUST
REMOVED FROM THE SHIP.

[ All Gasp ]

THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE AN "L"
AT ALL, UNLESS YOU COUNT
LOWERCASE.

YOU KNOW WE DON'T!
OOH!

WHOEVER DID THIS WAS STRONG.
THIS IS 340 POUNDS
OF TONKA-TOUGH STEEL.

HMM. IT SHOULD
LOOK LIKE THIS.

BUT INSTEAD
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS.

-WHO WOULD DO A THING LIKE THAT?
-WHO COULD DO A THING LIKE THAT?

AND BY "THAT" I MEAN THIS.

WELL, GANG, IT LOOKS LIKE
WE HAVE ANOTHER MYSTERY
ON OUR HANDS.

I'D BETTER MAKE A CHART
OF THE SUSPECTS.

I'LL BEGIN BY DRAWING
A LINE WITH MY STRAIGHTEDGE.



[ Gasps ]
SWEET LAMPREY OF SANTA FE!

MY EDGE HAS BEEN BENT!

MY JAVELIN TOO!
IT'S RUINED!

NOW WE'LL NEVER BEAT
JUPITER STATE.

MY SLINKY! MY CUDDLY
LITTLE PET SLINKY!

[ Sobbing ]

WHAT'S ALL THE HUBBUB?

MY GOD! EVEN
THE PROFESSOR'S BEEN BENT!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SYMPATHY,
TALKING SQUARE OF LINOLEUM.

I'LL GET YOU FIXED UP.

OHHH!
THAT'S FINE.

WAIT A MINUTE! BENDER,
WHAT DID YOU JUST DO
TO THE PROFESSOR?

- I BENT HIM.
- [ All Gasp ]

BENDER!
J'ACCUSE.

OH, I SEE.
A BUNCH OF STUFF GETS BENT,

SO IT MUST BE THE ROBOT
DESIGNED FOR BENDING.

I KNOW HOW TO SETTLE THIS.

WE'LL CHECK LAST NIGHT'S
SURVEILLANCE TAPES.
SURVEILLANCE?

WHAT TAPES?
YOU'VE SEEN ME NAKED?

♪♪ [ Humming ]

AH! LAST NIGHT'S TAPE.
IT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO
"BATHROOM BLOOPERS FOUR."

[ Snoring ]
[ Owls Hooting ]

[ Bender ]
SEE? NOTHIN'. TOLD YOU, LOSERS!

WAIT. THERE ON THE SCREEN.
IT'S THAT GUY YOU ARE!

[ All Gasp ]
I'M SLEEPWALKIN'.

DEAR LORD, WE'VE GOT
ROBOTS ON THE CEILING!

[ Babbling ]

[ Grunting ]

[ All Gasping ]

[ Bones Cracking ]
[ Groans ]

[ Snoring Continues ]

YOU WEREN'T SLEEPWALKING.
YOU WERE SLEEP-BENDING.

THIS IS QUITE A SHOCK!
ON THE OTHER HAND, IT'S NOT
SURPRISING IN THE LEAST.

AFTER ALL, I'VE BEEN BENDING
SINCE THE DAY I WAS BUILT.

[ Bender Narrating ]
I WAS BORN ON AN ASSEMBLY LINE
IN THE BAD PART OF TIJUANA.

[ Squeaking ]

MAMA. WAH! WAH! WAH!

[ Moaning ]

[ Gulping ]

[ Beeping ]

HOORAY!
I GRADUATED!

TIME TO BEND AROUND EUROPE
FOR A FEW MONTHS,

THEN GET A JOB BENDING.

YOU REMEMBER YOUR OWN BIRTH?
SURE. IT WAS ONLY
FOUR YEARS AGO.

- YOU'RE ONLY FOUR YEARS OLD?
- PRECOCIOUS LITTLE SCAMP,
AIN'T I?

HMM. BENDER MUST HAVE
A PENT-UP NEED TO BEND...

THAT'S NOT BEING SATISFIED
BY HIS BEND-FREE LIFESTYLE.

THEN HE CAN'T STAY HERE.
HE'S A MENACE TO EVERY STRAIGHT
PERSON IN THE COMPANY.

GO SATISFY YOUR BEND LUST,

AND DON'T YOU COME BACK
TO WORK UNTIL YOU DO!

[ Chanting ]
NO MORE BENDING! NO MORE WORK!

GIVE US A RAISE,
YOU BIG FAT JERK!

NEVERS!

[ Whistles ]
YO! THE MAFIA SUPPORTS YA!

BUT DON'T TELL NO ONE.
SPREAD THE WORD.

AS THE DULY ELECTED MOBSTERS
OF THIS UNION,

IT'S OUR DUTY TO SUPPORT
THE STRUGGLE OF THESE
PROUD, LAZY SLOBS.

YEAH, BUT WHAT IF MANAGEMENT
REMAINS "INTRAGNIZENT"?

FROM THE CONTEXT,
IT IS CLEAR WHAT YOU MEAN.

IN THAT CASE, CLAMPS MAY HAVE
A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR THEM.

THE CLAMPS! RIGHT?

[ Sinister Laughing ]

[ Low Chanting ]
AH, NO! A STRIKE?

NOW I'LL NEVER
GET TO BEND ANYTHING!

OH, WOE IS BENDER!
HANG TOUGH, BROTHER.

MANAGEMENT REFUSED OUR DEMAND
TO SWITCH CASUAL FRIDAY
TO MONDAY.

WHAT?
AND NOW THEY'RE HIRING SCABS
AT 10 TIMES THE NORMAL WAGE.

TEN TIMES NORMAL WAGE!
I'LL GIVE THOSE JERKS WHAT FOR!

[ Angry Chattering ]

WELCOMES ABOARD, SCAB.
GREAT TO BE HERE.

COME ON. I'LL INTRODUCES YOU
TO YOUR SCAB COWORKERS
YOU'LL BE SCABBIN' WITH.

THIS HERE'S
OUR SCAB FOREMAN.

- FLEXO?
- BENDER?

HEY, SORRY YOU GOT SENT
TO THAT SOUTH AMERICAN
TURKISH PRISON...

INSTEAD OF ME ON ACCOUNT
OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY.

YOU BASTARD!
THEY TREATED ME LIKE AN ANIMAL!
AND THAT'S WHAT I BECAME!

[ Laughs ]
NAH, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
GOOD TO SEE YA, BUDDY.

AND HERE'S ANOTHER SCAB
WHAT ALSO WORKS HERE.

- ANGLEENE.
- [ Gasps ]

HELLO!

HEY! YOUSE GUYSES
WANNA MOVE THAT THING?

- HELLO!
- [ Deep Laughter, Coughs ]

[ Chanting ]
GIVE US A RAISE,
YOU BIG FAT JERK!

[ Foreman ]
NEVERS!
[ Grunting ]

[ Grunting Continues ]

[ Sighs ]
OW!

UM, HI, ANGLEENE.
WHATCHA UP TO?

MAKIN' HANGERS.
GUIDANCE COUNSELOR SAID
I HAD A KNACK FOR IT.

THAT'S COOL. THAT'S COOL.
SO, UM, UH,

I WAS WONDERIN' IF--
YOU KNOW, IT'S COOL IF NOT--

BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'
AFTER WORK?

WHAT I ALWAYS DO.
JACK SQUAT.

[ Chuckles ]
ME TOO. MAN, WE HAVE
A LOT IN COMMON, HUH?

WELL, WE ARE MADE OF
VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL COMPONENTS.

ARE YOU SURE?
MAYBE I SHOULD SNEAK A PEAK
AT YOUR ACCESS PANEL.

HEY, ACCORDING
TO THE SCAB HANDBOOK,

THAT'S EXTREMELY
INAPPROPRIATE BANTER.

AND THAT'S JUST
THE WAY I LIKE IT.

HAILE H. SELASSIE!

THERE, LITTLE FRIEND.
GOOD AS NEW.

[ Sobbing ]

[ Farnsworth ]
WHAT AN EXQUISITE DAY!
[ Wheels Squeaking ]

THAT AZURE SKY.
THE VERDANT TREETOPS.

THOSE DELIGHTFUL BIRDS
WITH THEIR CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP
AND THEIR TWEET, TWEET, SPLAT.

PROFESSOR, I'VE NEVER
SEEN YOU SO CHEERFUL.

WHAT THE HELL'S
WRONG WITH YOU?
HMM. I'M NOT QUITE SURE.

PERHAPS SEEING THINGS
FROM A NEW PERSPECTIVE HAS
REMINDED ME OF LIFE'S BEAUTY.

OR PERHAPS MY NEW POSTURE
IS CAUSING BLOOD TO POOL
IN THE BACK OF MY BRAIN,

RESULTING IN A MILD
DELIRIUM.

INCIDENTALLY, YOU HAVE
A DIME UP YOUR NOSE.

I WISH.
IT'S A NICKEL.

[ Murmuring ]
UNION FOREVER!

LOUSY SCABS! THEY CAN'T
DO THOSE THINGS! ET CETERA!

[ Grunting ]

I BET WATCHIN' ME BEND
GIRDERS LIKE THIS TURNS
YOUR LEGS ALL RUBBERY.

WELL, MY LEGS
ARE MADE OF RUBBER.

AND ANYWAY, I AM JUST
AS STRONG AS YOU ARE, MAC.

OH, YEAH? PROVE IT.

[ Grunting ]

[ Groans ]

HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.

[ Electricity Crackling ]

♪ BEND ME, SHAPE ME
ANYWAY YOU WANT ME ♪

♪ LONG AS YOU LOVE ME
IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪

♪ BEND ME, SHAPE ME
ANYWAY YOU WANT ME ♪

♪ YOU GOT THE POWER
TO TURN ON THE LIGHT ♪

♪ BEND ME, SHAPE ME
ANYWAY YOU WANT ME ♪

♪ LONG AS YOU LOVE ME
IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪

♪ BEND ME, SHAPE ME
ANYWAY YOU WANT ME ♪

♪ LONG AS YOU LOVE ME
IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪
[ Professor Groaning ]

[ Both Laughing ]
♪ BEND ME, SHAPE ME
ANYWAY YOU WANT ME ♪♪

MY NEW BENT OUTLOOK
HAS COMPLETELY REENERGIZED ME.

I'M EVEN DATING A YOUNG
BRAZILIAN RETIRED ACTRESS.
[ All Congratulating ]

SOME SAY I'M
ROBBING THE CRADLE,

BUT I SAY SHE'S
ROBBING THE GRAVE.

HOWDY, DOODIES!
WHAT'S NEW?

I WAS JUST REGALING
YOUR FORMER COWORKERS...

WITH A TALE OF BEDROOM ANTICS
THE LIKES OF WHICH--

YEAH, YEAH, BIG WHOOP.
NO ONE CARES.

I GOT BENDER-RELATED NEWS.
I'M IN LOVE.

AND I'M TAKIN' ALL MY FRIENDS
OUT TO CELEBRATE.

[ All Cheering ]
[ Amy ]
LET'S GO LIVE IT UP!

[ Groans ]

HEY, LOOK AT THIS CROWD.
YOU GUYS GOTTA TRY THE PASTA.

IT'S GOT A REAL NICE
PROFIT MARGIN.

BAM! SO, SPECIAL
OCCASION TONIGHT?

OH, ELZAR, YOU'LL NEVER
GUESS WHAT'S HAPPENED!

- BAM?
- I'VE MET THE MOST
DYNAMITE LADYBOT.

HEY, THAT'S TERRIFIC.

TO CELEBRATE, I'M GONNA STICK
SEVEN COPIES OF MY LATEST
COOKBOOK ON YOUR BILL.

BLESS YOU, SIR.

SO, BENDER, TELL US ABOUT
THIS NEW GIRLFRIEND OF YOURS.

I INTEND TO, THROUGH
THE LOST ART OF THE TOAST.

TO ANGLEENE!
SHE'S GOT IT ALL--

LOOKS, CHARM AND THE LOVE
OF A FABULOUS BENDING ROBOT.

SHE SURE DOES.

[ Both Giggling ]

FLEXO!
[ Grunting ]

CAREFUL!
THAT'S A WEEK OLD!

I FINALLY MEET A NICE GIRL,
WITH A PAIR OF LEGS
THAT DON'T QUIT UNEXPECTEDLY,

AND THAT JERK FLEXO
STEALS HER AWAY?

IT'S TIME TO KICK
SOME SHINY METAL ASS!

YOU DEGENERATE HUSSY!

I'M DISAPPOINTED
IN YOU TOO, ANGLEENE.

BENDER, IT'S-IT'S
NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

OH, GOD, THEN IT'S WORSE
THAN I THINK!

NOW LOOK, THERE IS
NO REASON TO BE UPSET.

- FLEXO AND I ARE DIVORCED.
- DIV-- HUH?

WE'RE JUST HAVIN' DINNER
'CAUSE WE WANNA STAY FRIENDS.

AH, I KNEW THAT.

WHAT I'M ACTUALLY OUTRAGED BY
IS YOUR CHOICE OF WINE!

REALLY,
IT'S THE STEWARD'S FAULT.
[ Slap ]

EXCELLENT CHOICE, SIR.

THAT FLEXO!
WHY, I'M KNOCKIN' HIM
RIGHT ON HIS BUTT.

CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
[ Muttering ]

OBSESSING WON'T HELP, BENDER.

TAKE A LEAN BACK
AND ENJOY LIFE.

I CAN'T. MY FEMBOT MAY BE
IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER MANBOT.

WELL, TALK TO HER.
TELL HER ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS
IN AN OPEN AND HONEST WAY.

YEAH. EITHER THAT
OR BE A MAN.

[ Bender ]
OKAY, I'VE CONSTRUCTED
AN ELABORATE LIE.

I'LL CALL ANGLEENE
WHILE PRETENDING TO BE FLEXO,

ARRANGE A DATE,
SHOW UP DISGUISED AS HIM...

AND CATCH HER
TWO-TIMING ME WITH MYSELF.

THAT'S THINKIN' LIKE A MAN.

♪♪ [ Touch Tones ]

HELLO? THIS IS FLEXO.

[ Door Opens, Closes ]

NOW WE'LL SEE WHO LOVES WHOM.
[ Sinister Laughing ]

♪♪ [ Rock ]
[ Chattering ]

HEY, HOT STUFF.
HEY, FLEXO.

SO SINCE WHEN DO YOU GO
TO BARS ON WORK NIGHTS?

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU AT ALL.
NONSENSE.
IT'S EXACTLY LIKE ME.

FLEXO, THE FUN-LOVIN' LOVE
MACHINE FEMBOTS LOVE TO LOVE.

HEY, BARKEEP,
I'LL HAVE A FUZZY NAVEL,

AND SHE'LL HAVE
THE GIRLIEST DRINK IN THE HOUSE.

TWO FUZZY NAVELS COMIN' UP.

I HOPE THEY CAN MAKE
CHANGE FOR A FORTUNE.

YO, GET AN EYELOAD OF THAT
FILTHY SCAB WITH THE BEARD...

FLASHIN' HIS FILTHY
SCAB MONEY.

- IT'S AN INSULT TO YOU, BOSS.
- YEAH.

THAT CASH OUGHTA BE SLUSHIN'
MY FUND AND KICKS-IN' MY BACK.

I'M GREASIN' UP MY WHOOZITS.

WHOA, WHOA, CLAMPS.
NOT YET.

LET'S JUST KEEP AN EYE ON HIM
AND SEE IF HE DOES IT
A COUPLE MORE TIMES.

YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD
TO FLEXO TONIGHT.

QUIT MAKIN'
WITH THE GOOGLY EYES. YOU KNOW
THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH BENDER.

BENDER?
THAT WALKIN' WUSS FACTORY?

HE MAY BE A WALKIN' FACTORY,
BUT BELIEVE ME, HE IS NO WUSS.

NOW LOOK, YOU AND ME
ARE THROUGH. I TOLD YOU THAT
WHEN I DIVORCED YOU.

BUT GOIN' THROUGH
A DIVORCE TOGETHER,

YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT
DIDN'T BRING US CLOSER.

CARE TO DANCE?

WELL, YOU KNOW
I LOVE DANCIN', BUT
YOU ALWAYS HATED IT.

IN THAT CASE,
IT'S SOMETHIN' I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO MAKE UP TO YOU.

♪♪ [ Techno ]

HEY, SCRATCHMO!

HOW ABOUT DROPPIN'
ME AND THE LADY
SOME RUMP-RATTLIN' BEATS?

I HAD HOPED BY THE SECOND TIME
HE FLASHED HIS CASH,

MY RAGE WOULD'VE SUBSIDED.

SADLY, THAT
HAS NOT HAPPENED.

♪♪ [ Techno Continues ]

YOU USED TO BE
SO INFLEXIBLE, FLEXO.

YOU HAVE REALLY
LOOSENED UP.

I RECENTLY UPGRADED
MY FUNK CARD.

[ Grunting ]
COME ON!

ALL RIGHT!
COME ON, NOW!

WHAT'S NEW? HUH?

UGH!

FLEXO?
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

[ Laughs ]
DID, UM--

OH! FLEXO!

[ All Shouting ]

SO THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS...

IF YOU WANT IT TO STAY SUNK,
TIE A WEIGHT TO IT!

[ Both Laughing ]

YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS WERE
A KICK IN THE TEETH, MAN.

AH, SHUCKS, THUNDER BUNS.
YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE
A MILLION VOLTS.

OH, FLEXO, FLEXO, FLEXO.

I'M STARTIN' TO REMEMBER
WHY I FELL FOR YOU
IN THE FIRST PLACE.

[ Thinking ]
SO, SHE'S FALLIN' FOR FLEXO, EH?

I'D BETTER SEDUCE HER
A LITTLE MORE, JUST TO BE SURE.

WELL, IT'S LATE.
I SHOULD GET HOME TO MY TRAILER.

I'LL WALK YOU OUT.

AFTER ALL, A TRUE GENTLEMEN
TENDS TO HIS DATE'S EVERY NEED.

TIPARILLO?

HERE YOU ARE, MY LAD.

BRING THE LADY'S CAR AROUND
IN THE FINEST WAY POSSIBLE.

HE'S FLASHIN'
HIS CASH LOAF AGAIN.

HOW MANY TIMES IS THAT?
TWO OR THREE?
THREE.

ALL RIGHT. THAT'S
THE NECESSARY NUMBER OF TIMES.

THAT SCAB'S GONNA HAVE A LITTLE
ON-THE-JOB ACCIDENT.

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
DONBOT,

I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD RELY
ON AN ACCIDENT HAPPENIN'.

- LET'S KILL HIM OURSELVES.
- [ Groans ]

WELL, GOOD NIGHT.
I HAD A GREAT TIME.

HOW ABOUT A LIFT...
TO YOUR PLACE?

- WHAT?
- ADMIT IT.

YOU FELT SOMETHIN'
FOR ME TONIGHT.

AND BY "ME"
I MEAN FLEXO.

HEY, LOOK,
I HAD FUN, BUT--

BUT?
BUT--

BU-U-U-T?

[ Panting ]
BUT--

[ Both Moaning ]

HUH? BENDER!
YOU TRICKED ME!

THAT'S RIGHT, BABY!
I AIN'T YOUR
LOVER BOY FLEXO,

THE GUY YOU LOVE SO MUCH!

YOU EVEN LOVE ANYBODY
PRETENDING TO BE HIM!

WELL, MAYBE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH,
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHO
YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE.

OH, HOW I WISH I COULD
BELIEVE OR UNDERSTAND THAT!

THERE'S ONLY ONE REASONABLE
COURSE OF ACTION NOW.

KILL FLEXO! OW!

NO-O-O-O!

♪♪ [ Humming ]

- [ Grunts ]
- THANKS. I APPRECIATE THAT.

[ Laughs ]
NAH, I'M JOSHIN' YA.
THAT WAS QUITE ANNOYING.

YOU CALL YOURSELF DIVORCED?

YOU'RE MAKIN' A MOCKERY OF ONE
OF OUR OLDEST INSTITUTIONS!

WHAT?
[ Both Grunting ]

ALL RIGHT, BOSS.
GIVE THE WORD,

AND I'LL DROP
THIS UNBENDABLE GIRDER--
CLAMP, CLAMP, KA-BAMP!

REMEMBER, ONLY KILL
THE ONE WITH THE BEARD.

THAT OTHER FILTHY SCAB,
WE GOT NOTHIN' AGAINST.

[ Grunting Continues ]

- THAT'S LOW!
- PLEASE STOP! I'M NOT WORTH IT!

PROBABLY NOT,
BUT I LOVE YOU,

AND I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS
TILL I WIN YOU BACK!

[ Grunting Continues ]

WHOA! HEY!
[ Donbot ]
OKAY, CLAMPS, NOW.

- [ Grunts ]
- [ Screaming ]

OH, THAT'S GOTTA CLAMP!

FLEXO, ARE-ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH. NEVER BETTER.
[ Coughing ]

NAH, I'M YANKIN' YOUR CHAIN.
I'M DYIN'.

YOU CAN'T DIE!
TONIGHT BENDER SHOWED ME
THAT I LOVE YOU.

BUT... I LOVE YOU.

[ Angleene ]
I KNOW, AND I CARE FOR YOU TOO.

BUT I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE
AS MUCH AS YOU MADE ME REALIZE
I LOVE FLEXO!

[ Sobbing ]
BUT-- BUT--

[ Sighs ]
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH,
ANGLEENE,

I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY,
NO MATTER WHAT.

BUT WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN'?

I'M SAYIN' I'VE GOT
AN UNBENDABLE GIRDER TO BEND.

YOU CAN'T BEND THAT GIRDER.
IT'S UNBENDABLE!

WELL, I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT LIFTING,

SO THAT JUST LEAVES US
THE ONE OPTION.

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunting Continues ]

THANKS, BUDDY.
ANOTHER YEAR UNDER THAT,
AND I'D HAVE BEEN A GONER.

I'LL ALWAYS
REMEMBER THIS, BENDER.

ME TOO. ME TOO.

JERK.

SO, FLEXO AND ANGLEENE
HAD SEX RIGHT THERE
ON THE FACTORY FLOOR?

WELL, AT LEAST YOU GOT
BENDING OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.

YES. I WON'T BE UP TO BENDING
AGAIN FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.

PERHAPS IT'S YOUR OUTLOOK
THAT NEEDS A GOOD BEND--

A 90-DEGREE BEND--

TO A PLACE WHERE HAPPINESS
IS PERPENDICULAR TO WONDERMENT.

PROFESSOR, WE'RE ALL SICK
OF YOUR UPBEAT ATTITUDE.
[ All Agreeing ]

NONSENSE. IT'S JUST LIKE
IN THE SONG I WROTE.

♪ WE ALL NEED
A NEW ANGLE ON LIFE ♪

[ Sighs ]
BENDER, YOU'VE GOTTA HELP US.

I TRY TO GET OUT, BUT
THEY KEEP PULLIN' ME BACK IN!

♪ WANGLE A NEW DANGLE
ON LIFE ♪
[ Bones Cracking, Groaning ]

NO, BENDER!
THE OTHER WAY!
I LIKE HIM BETTER THIS WAY.

I'M SAD NOW.

EH, IT'S FINE.