Full House (1987–1995): Season 2, Episode 18 - Goodbye, Mr. Bear - full transcript
It's spring cleaning time, otherwise known as "Christmas" for Danny. As the kids are gathering up toys they don't play with anymore to give to charity, Joey thinks he accidentally placed ...
♪ BABY, BABY ♪
♪ BABY, BABY, BABY ♪
♪ BABY ♪
♪ BABY, BABY ♪
♪ BABY ♪
♪ BABY, BABY ♪
♪ BABY, BABY, BABY ♪♪
YOU SING.
IT SOUNDS GREAT. IT'S YOUR SONG.
KEEP SINGING IT.
PLEASE.
OK, IF YOU WANT ME
TO SING YOUR SONG.
♪ BABY, BABY, BABY,
BABY, BABY... ♪♪
STOP.
MY TURN.
♪ BABY, BABY, BABY ♪
♪ BABY, BABY, BABY ♪
HEY, YOU WROTE IT.
YOU KNOW HOW TO SING IT.
♪ BABY, BABY ♪
♪ BABY, BABY, BABY ♪♪
♪ WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO PREDICTABILITY ♪
♪ THE MILKMAN, THE
PAPER BOY, EVENING TV ♪
♪ HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE ♪
♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪
♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S
CONFUSIN' ME ♪
♪ CLOUDS AS MEAN
AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪
♪ THERE AIN'T A BIRD
WHO KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪
♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE
INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪
♪ KID, DON'T SELL YOUR
DREAMS SO SOON ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A HEART,
THERE'S A HEART ♪
♪ A HAND TO HOLD ONTO ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A FACE ♪
♪ OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪
♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪
♪ A LIGHT IS WAITIN'
TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ DOOBIE DOO BAH BAH DAH ♪♪
GOOD MORNING, TROOPS.
IT IS NOW 0700
AND TIME TO ATTACK THE ENEMY.
GREASE, GRIME, SLIME, SLUDGE...
AND THAT'S JUST JOEY'S ROOM.
NOW, WHAT IS DIRT?
DIRT BAD.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
DIRT BAD!
DADDY'S REALLY INTO
SPRING CLEANING, ISN'T HE?
STEF, IT MAY BE
SPRING CLEANING TO US,
BUT TO DAD, IT'S CHRISTMAS.
PERMISSION TO WHINE.
PERMISSION DENIED.
GET BACK IN LINE, SOLDIER.
YES, YOUR SPOTLESSNESS.
LOOK ALIVE!
OH!
DON'T DO THAT!
HAVING A BEAUTIFUL DREAM.
WE HIRED A CLEANING SERVICE.
TROOPS, YOU ALL HAVE
YOUR ASSIGNMENTS.
NOW, SOUND OFF.
HUP! IF WE FIND
DIRT, WE WILL ATTACK.
IF WE FIND DIRT, WE WILL ATTACK.
AND WE'LL GET
DANNY OFF OUR BACK.
AND WE'LL GET
DANNY OFF OUR BACK.
SOUND OFF.
1, 2.
SOUND OFF.
DIRT BAD.
AH, I LOVE THE SMELL
OF LYSOL IN THE MORNING.
MR. BEAR, SPRING
CLEANING ALSO MEANS
GIVING TOYS WE DON'T
USE ANYMORE TO CHARITY.
SHOULD WE KEEP CANDY LAND?
NO, THERE'S NO REAL CANDY IN IT.
YOU'RE SUCH A NUTTY BEAR.
TOYS!
BEFORE WE GIVE ANYTHING AWAY,
IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WANT HERE?
I WANT THAT.
FREEZE, BEARNAPPER.
WHO, ME?
MR. BEAR'S NOT A TOY.
HE'S ONE OF THE FAMILY.
IF MR. BEAR'S RELATED TO
ANYONE HERE, IT'S THE MATTRESS.
MR. BEAR SAYS, "HOW RUDE!"
WHAT'S GOING TO CHARITY?
EVERYTHING OVER THERE.
OK. AW,
YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO GIVE THIS AWAY?
IT'S BABY GIGGLE-TUMMY.
MM-HMM.
YOU PUSH RIGHT
THERE, AND SHE GIGGLES.
LET'S GO. THE TRUCK'S
WAITING DOWNSTAIRS.
RIGHT AWAY, YOUR TIDYBOWLNESS.
STEF, COME WITH ME.
YOU'RE SMALL ENOUGH TO
CLEAN BEHIND THE REFRIGERATOR.
MICHELLE, YOU WANT THIS JOB?
NO, THANK YOU.
WELL, MICHELLE, MY
KITCHEN'S IMMACULATE.
HOW'S YOURS?
DIRT GONE.
YES, DIRT GONE,
BUT NEVER FORGET...
DIRT COME BACK.
OOPS, SOME CAME
BACK RIGHT THERE.
DADDY'LL GET IT.
YO, DANNY.
WHOA!
YOU... WAXED THE COUNTER?
AND YOU JUST BUFFED
IT. THANKS, JESS.
I'M ALL FINISHED CLEANING.
I EVEN HOSED DOWN THE HOSE.
EVERYTHING'S PERFEC...
DID I SAY PERFECT?
YOU BROKE OFF THE HANDLE.
YOU JUST RUINED MY KITCHEN.
I'LL GET A NEW ONE.
THIS KITCHEN'LL BE
BACK TO PERFECT.
WANT TO TAKE A CAR RIDE?
CAR DIRTY.
I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF.
COME ON, YOU.
THERE.
DADDY, HAVE YOU SEEN MR. BEAR?
I CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE.
I'M SURE HE'S HERE SOMEWHERE.
MAYBE JOEY'S SEEN HIM.
IF YOU SEE HIM,
TELL HIM HE'S IN BIG TROUBLE.
I'LL GIVE HIM THE MESSAGE.
LET'S GO. WE'LL BE LATE
FOR MY KARATE MATCH.
D.J., JUST A MINUTE.
JOEY, IS THE LIVING ROOM
READY FOR INSPECTION?
YES, YOUR NEUROTIC
COMPULSIVENESS.
THIS MIGHT LOOK
BEAUTIFUL TO THE NAKED EYE,
BUT LET'S GIVE IT THE
TANNER TIDINESS TEST.
YES, I CLEANED ALL THE
LOGS IN THE FIREPLACE.
I KNOW HOW CRAZY YOU GET
ABOUT BURNING DIRTY WOOD.
LIFE DOESN'T GET
ANY BETTER THAN THIS.
YEAH.
UH, DAD, LET'S GO.
CHRISTMAS IS OVER.
OH, BOY. I HATE TO LEAVE.
I'LL STAND GUARD HERE
IN CASE ANY DUST
TRIES TO SETTLE.
OH, THAT FELT SO GOOD!
MONKEYS, RHINOS, BUNNIES.
NOT A BEAR IN THE BUNCH.
CALL THE FBI. CALL THE POLICE.
CALL ME A CAB.
I'VE GOT A BEAR TO FIND.
DON'T PANIC. SETTLE DOWN.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
GOOD.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME...
STEF, YOU CAN LET
THE BREATH OUT NOW.
GOOD. WHEN DID YOU
LAST SEE MR. BEAR?
HE WAS ON THE BED
HELPING SORT OUT TOYS.
HE WAS HERE WHEN I CAME
UP FOR THE CHARITY TOYS.
YOU DIDN'T GIVE AWAY
MR. BEAR, DID YOU?
WHY DON'T YOU KEEP LOOKING?
I'LL SEE IF I CAN
TRACK HIM DOWN?
OK.
GOOD.
GOD, I HATE TO BOTHER YOU.
I KNOW YOU'RE REALLY BUSY,
BUT MR. BEAR'S MISSING.
SO IF YOU COULD SQUEEZE
IN ONE LITTLE MIRACLE,
I'D BE A HAPPY CAMPER.
D.J., YOU WERE GREAT.
THAT KID WAS TWICE YOUR SIZE.
NEXT TIME I WIN,
DON'T START A WAVE.
I'M GLAD I'M NOT A PART OF THIS.
YOU'RE BACK? DO ME A FAVOR.
KEEP YOUR POP OUT OF HERE
FOR THREE OR FOUR DAYS, HUH?
WORK FAST. MAYBE I CAN GIVE
YOU THREE OR FOUR MINUTES.
I'LL GO START DINNER.
UH, LET'S GO HAVE
SOME CHINESE FOOD.
OK. WHY DON'T WE
GO TO CHINATOWN?
WE ALWAYS GO TO CHINATOWN.
LET'S GO TO CHINA.
I'LL GO GET THE MENU.
WE'LL ORDER TAKEOUT.
DON'T GO IN THERE!
WHY DID YOU LET ME GO IN THERE?
YOU COULD HAVE GONE TO CHINA.
[WHISTLING]
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
UH... YOU'D PROBABLY LIKE AN
EXPLANATION, WOULDN'T YOU?
WHAT'S HAPPENED IS, UH...
I WENT TO BUY A NEW HANDLE,
BUT THE DESIGN WAS DISCONTINUED,
SO I GOT A WHOLE NEW SET, SEE?
PRETTY DECORATIVE, HUH?
YEAH. WELL, THEN THE
SCREWS WERE TOO FAT,
SO I HAD TO ENLARGE THE HOLES,
SO I'M DRILLING, THUS
BREAKING THE VENEER,
SO I HAD TO PUT NEW
FRONTS ON THE DRAWERS.
THOSE?
YOU'RE WONDERING ABOUT THOSE?
AS WELL YOU SHOULD.
SEE, THIS PART
MAKES PERFECT SENSE
BECAUSE THE CABINETS AND
THE DRAWERS HAVE TO MATCH.
CABINETS, DRAWERS.
CABINETS, DRAWERS.
I GOT NEW FITTINGS,
BUT THEY DIDN'T FIT,
SO I HAD TO SHAVE THEM.
SO YOU WALKED IN... I'M
SHAVING, I'M WHISTLING.
I SWEAR I'LL CLEAN IT UP.
EVERYTHING WAS CLEANED UP!
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
ON MY DAY!
THIS IS MY CHRISTMAS.
YOU DON'T LIKE THE NEW HANDLES?
PLEASE, PLEASE! I
LOOKED EVERYWHERE!
HE WAS KIDNAPPED!
SLOW DOWN. EVERYTHING'S
GOING TO BE OK.
NOW, WHO WAS KIDNAPPED?
MY BEST FRIEND... MR. BEAR.
LET ME GET SOME INFORMATION.
DOES MR. BEAR HAVE A FIRST NAME?
TEDDY.
HE'S EXACTLY THIS TALL.
BROWN HAT, GRAY TRENCH
COAT, BROWN SNOUT.
THIS MR. BEAR...
HE'S A STUFFED ANIMAL, ISN'T HE?
WELL... TECHNICALLY.
YOU CALLED THE POLICE
BECAUSE I MESSED
UP YOUR KITCHEN?
OFFICER, WHAT HAPPENED WAS,
THE DESIGN WAS DISCONTINUED,
SO I PUT A NEW THING, IT BREAKS.
I'M SHAVING THE DEAL
WHEN HE WALKS IN.
I DIDN'T CALL THE POLICE.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
THIS LITTLE GIRL FLAGGED ME DOWN
TO REPORT A MISSING BEAR.
"BROWN HAT, GRAY TRENCH
COAT, BROWN SNOUT."
UH, STEF...
I KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED.
I MAY HAVE PUT MR. BEAR
IN WITH THE TOYS
WE GAVE TO CHARITY.
I TRIED TRACKING HIM DOWN,
BUT THEY'VE BEEN GIVEN AWAY.
YOU GAVE AWAY MR. BEAR!
OFFICER, ARREST THIS MAN.
STEF, I'M REALLY SORRY.
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
HOW MANY ARE YOU MAKING?
ONE FOR EVERY
TELEPHONE POLE IN AMERICA.
I'VE GOT TO FIND MR. BEAR.
WHY DON'T WE TRY TALKING
ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
BESIDES MR. BEAR?
OK. LET'S TALK ABOUT JOEY.
WHY DID HE GIVE AWAY MR. BEAR?
DON'T BLAME JOEY.
ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.
REMEMBER THE TIME YOU
LOST MY PILLOW PERSON?
HE WAS SO CUTE.
I WAS MAD AT YOU FOR LOSING HIM,
BUT I GOT OVER IT.
I GREW UP.
I MOVED ON.
I FOUND YOUR PILLOW
PERSON UNDER MY MATTRESS.
MY PILLOW PERSON!
OH, I THOUGHT I'D
NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.
I MEAN... WHAT A
PLEASANT SURPRISE.
STEF, I FEEL TERRIBLE
ABOUT THIS MR. BEAR THING.
HOW CAN I MAKE IT UP TO YOU?
YOU REMEMBER WHAT
MR. BEAR LOOKED LIKE?
YEAH, SURE.
THEN GRAB A CRAYON.
PASS ME A BROWN.
DO I WANT TO COME IN?
COME IN. YOU'LL LOVE IT.
HUH?
EH?
WELL?
I DO LOVE IT.
THIS IS GREAT.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
NEVER HUG ME IN FRONT
OF MY POWER TOOLS.
STEPHANIE, COME AND
MEET SOME NEW FRIENDS.
STEPHANIE'S ON HER WAY DOWN.
THERE'S MY BABY.
GIVE GRANDMA A BIG KISS.
TOYS.
NICE SEEING YOU, TOO.
MY BEAR.
OH, NO, HONEY.
STEPHANIE PICKS FIRST, OK?
I HOPE THIS WORKS.
STEF'S REALLY TAKING THIS HARD.
COME ON. IT'S JUST
A STUFFED ANIMAL.
OH, IT'S JUST A STUFFED ANIMAL?
DO YOU REMEMBER
DOGGY KATSOPOLIS?
NOT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE, HUH?
DOGGY KATSOPOLIS?
DAD, LET'S GO IN THE KITCHEN
AND WORK WITH OUR HANDS.
YOU LOVED THAT STUFFED MUTT.
YOU'D THROW HIM AROUND THE ROOM.
I DIDN'T THROW HIM.
HE FLEW.
YOUR LITTLE DOGGY
KATSOPOLIS HAD WINGS?
DON'T BE STUPID.
HE FLEW BY FLAPPING
HIS LITTLE EARS.
HI, GRANDMA. HI, GRANDPA.
HI, HONEY. HI, HONEY.
LOOK WHAT WE BROUGHT YOU.
NEW FRIENDS. GET TO KNOW THEM.
ALL RIGHT. I'LL GIVE IT A TRY.
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
IF D.J. WAS PICKING ON
ME, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
ANYBODY?
THESE GUYS ARE DUDS.
HI, STEF.
YOU FOUND HIM!
STEF, LET ME EXPLAIN.
MR. BEAR, YOU HAD
ME WORRIED HALF...
WHO IS THIS?
THE REAL MR. BEAR
HAD A LITTLE SCAR
WHERE I CLOSED THE
TOY BOX ON HIS NOSE.
THIS BEAR'S AN IMPOSTOR.
STEF, WAIT.
I COULDN'T FIND MR. BEAR,
BUT I FOUND MR. BEAR'S
SUCCESSFUL TWIN BROTHER DR. BEAR.
SORRY, JOEY.
COULD YOU TAKE HIM
BACK TO THE STORE?
LOOKING AT THAT FACE
IS JUST TOO PAINFUL.
I TRIED.
WE GOT TO SNAP
THE KID OUT OF THIS.
WHY IS SHE SO
ATTACHED TO THAT BEAR?
WE BETTER BRING THESE BACK, TOO.
TOO LATE, GRANDPA.
MY BEAR!
I KNOW YOU MISS MR. BEAR,
BUT YOU'RE NOT ALL ALONE.
YOU STILL GOT US.
I GUESS SO.
THAT'S IT. I'M TIRED OF
THIS MOPING AROUND.
LAY ONE OF THOSE
KILLER SMILES ON ME, OK?
STEF, A REAL SMILE.
MR. BEAR WOULD
WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
BECAUSE THAT'S THE
KIND OF BEAR HE WAS.
AND WHEREVER HE WENT,
HE'S BRINGING HAPPINESS
TO ANOTHER KID.
THAT'S TRUE. HE
WAS GOOD AT THAT.
HE'S BEEN MAKING ME
HAPPY SINCE WE MET.
I REMEMBER THE DAY.
IT WAS WHEN MOM CAME
BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL
WITH OUR NEW SISTER.
THAT'S RIGHT.
SHE GAVE D.J. A CHARM BRACELET.
SHE GAVE YOU MR. BEAR.
THAT'S WHY MR. BEAR'S
SO IMPORTANT TO YOU,
BECAUSE HE WAS A
PRESENT FROM MOM, HUH?
OH, YEAH... I FORGOT
MOM GAVE ME MR. BEAR.
THAT MUST BE WHY
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
YOU KNOW...
AFTER MOM DIED, I COULD
REMEMBER EVERYTHING ABOUT HER...
HOW SHE LOOKED, HER VOICE,
THE WAY HER PERFUME SMELLED.
SHE USED TO SING
TO US AT BEDTIME.
NOW IT'S GETTING HARDER
AND HARDER TO REMEMBER.
DADDY, AM I GOING TO
FORGET ALL ABOUT MAMA?
NO, HONEY.
LISTEN...
AT FIRST, AFTER
THE CAR ACCIDENT,
WE TALKED ABOUT
YOUR MOM ALL THE TIME,
BUT LATELY... WELL...
MAYBE WE HAVEN'T TALKED
ABOUT YOUR MOM RECENTLY
BECAUSE WE'RE AFRAID IT
WOULD BRING THE PAIN BACK.
MAYBE SO.
YOU KNOW WHAT I DO
WHEN I START MISSING PAM
AND I'M FEELING SAD?
I JUST THINK ABOUT
ALL THE GOOD TIMES.
SHE WAS A GREAT SISTER.
MY FIRST JUNIOR
HIGH SCHOOL DANCE,
THANKS TO JOHN TRAVOLTA,
I HAD TO GET A WHITE SUIT
AND DO THE HUSTLE.
SHE WORKED WITH ME
THE WHOLE WEEKEND.
48 HOURS OF DANCING
TO DISCO INFERNO.
SHE MUST HAVE REALLY LOVED ME.
GOD, I LOVED HER.
AND YOUR MOM HAD
THAT GREAT LAUGH.
IT WAS CONTAGIOUS.
WHENEVER I WORKED
ON NEW MATERIAL,
I'D BRING HER TO THE CLUB.
PRETTY SOON, SHE'D
START LAUGHING.
THEN SHE'D HAVE THE
WHOLE PLACE CRACKING UP.
I REMEMBER HER LAUGH,
LIKE EVERY TIME WE
SANG THAT SILLY SONG.
OH, YEAH... ♪ ON
TOP OF SPAGHETTI ♪
♪ ALL COVERED WITH CHEESE ♪
♪ I LOST MY POOR MEATBALL ♪
♪ WHEN SOMEBODY SNEEZED ♪♪
AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!
YOU SEE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT EVER FORGETTING YOUR MOM
BECAUSE YOU CAN THINK
ABOUT THOSE HAPPY TIMES.
IF WE KEEP THOSE HAPPY
MEMORIES IN OUR HEARTS,
SHE'LL ALWAYS BE WITH US.
ANOTHER THING THAT
HELPS ME REMEMBER...
I SEE SO MUCH OF PAM
IN YOU THREE GIRLS.
D.J., EVERYTHING YOU
DO, YOU TRY BEING BEST AT.
THAT'S JUST LIKE YOUR MOM.
AND ME?
YOU KNOW YOU GET SO
EXCITED ABOUT EVERYTHING?
YEAH, YEAH?
THAT'S EXACTLY LIKE YOUR MOM.
ALL RIGHT!
LET'S NOT FORGET
LITTLE MICHELLE.
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS
KID GIGGLE, I THINK OF PAM.
IT'S GOOD THAT WE
REMEMBER MOMMY,
'CAUSE WE HAVE TO TELL
MICHELLE WHAT SHE WAS LIKE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING?
IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE
WATCHED DANNY'S HOME MOVIES.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
YOU WANT TO LOOK AT THEM?
YEAH! LET'S GO WATCH THEM.
RIGHT NOW?
IF SPRING CLEANING'S
MY CHRISTMAS,
HOME MOVIES ARE
MY NEW YEAR'S EVE.
COME ON.
THIS IS THE DAY
YOUR MOM BROUGHT MICHELLE
HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL
WAIT RIGHT THERE.
DANNY, GET THAT
THING OUT OF MY FACE.
MAYBE I SHOULD GROW
MY HAIR LONG AGAIN.
NAH. NAH.
ALL RIGHT. GET THIS.
OK, PAM. COME IN NOW.
ANYBODY ORDER A PIZZA?
HA HA!
GIVE ME MY BABY, JOEY.
OH... YOU'RE NOT
A PIZZA, MICHELLE.
NO, YOU ARE A BIG,
BEAUTIFUL... MEATBALL.
STEF, DEEJ, DON'T GO AWAY.
WE GOT PRESENTS FOR YOU.
MICHELLE... ISN'T SHE PRETTY?
MMM... HI, MICHELLE.
MOM LOOKS LIKE YOU, D.J.
SHE LOOKS LIKE YOU, TOO.
YEAH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BABY.
GOOD NEWS, DANNY.
SHE DOESN'T LOOK
A THING LIKE YOU.
A FEW YEARS FROM NOW,
YOU'LL LAUGH AT THAT.
WRONG.
DANNY, GET A CLOSE-UP OF
THIS GORGEOUS LITTLE FACE.
NOT ME, THE BABY, HUH?
SAY, "HI, DADDY."
HI, DADDY.
BABY!
MICHELLE, THAT'S YOU.
NO.
YES.
CUTE BABY.
LOOK, THERE'S MR. BEAR!
[MAKES TRUMPET SOUND]
MR. BEAR.
PRESENTS!
LOOK HOW YOUNG MR. BEAR LOOKS.
MR. BEAR?
IT'S YOU!
IT'S REALLY YOU!
YAY! ALL RIGHT! YAY!
MICHELLE, DID YOU HIDE MR. BEAR?
YES.
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M SORRY I BLAMED YOU.
THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
WHAT MATTERS IS,
THE BEAR'S BACK.
YES! THAT'S RIGHT! YAY!
OH, LOOK AT THIS.
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HOME.
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BOTH HOME.
NOW WE HAVE THE THREE MOST
WONDERFUL DAUGHTERS IN THE WORLD.
ISN'T MOM BEAUTIFUL?
HI.
WAVE TO DADDY.
HERE WE GO.
HI, DADDY.
WE LOVE YOU.
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♪ BABY, BABY, BABY ♪
♪ BABY ♪
♪ BABY, BABY ♪
♪ BABY ♪
♪ BABY, BABY ♪
♪ BABY, BABY, BABY ♪♪
YOU SING.
IT SOUNDS GREAT. IT'S YOUR SONG.
KEEP SINGING IT.
PLEASE.
OK, IF YOU WANT ME
TO SING YOUR SONG.
♪ BABY, BABY, BABY,
BABY, BABY... ♪♪
STOP.
MY TURN.
♪ BABY, BABY, BABY ♪
♪ BABY, BABY, BABY ♪
HEY, YOU WROTE IT.
YOU KNOW HOW TO SING IT.
♪ BABY, BABY ♪
♪ BABY, BABY, BABY ♪♪
♪ WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO PREDICTABILITY ♪
♪ THE MILKMAN, THE
PAPER BOY, EVENING TV ♪
♪ HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE ♪
♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪
♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S
CONFUSIN' ME ♪
♪ CLOUDS AS MEAN
AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪
♪ THERE AIN'T A BIRD
WHO KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪
♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE
INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪
♪ KID, DON'T SELL YOUR
DREAMS SO SOON ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A HEART,
THERE'S A HEART ♪
♪ A HAND TO HOLD ONTO ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A FACE ♪
♪ OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪
♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪
♪ A LIGHT IS WAITIN'
TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ DOOBIE DOO BAH BAH DAH ♪♪
GOOD MORNING, TROOPS.
IT IS NOW 0700
AND TIME TO ATTACK THE ENEMY.
GREASE, GRIME, SLIME, SLUDGE...
AND THAT'S JUST JOEY'S ROOM.
NOW, WHAT IS DIRT?
DIRT BAD.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
DIRT BAD!
DADDY'S REALLY INTO
SPRING CLEANING, ISN'T HE?
STEF, IT MAY BE
SPRING CLEANING TO US,
BUT TO DAD, IT'S CHRISTMAS.
PERMISSION TO WHINE.
PERMISSION DENIED.
GET BACK IN LINE, SOLDIER.
YES, YOUR SPOTLESSNESS.
LOOK ALIVE!
OH!
DON'T DO THAT!
HAVING A BEAUTIFUL DREAM.
WE HIRED A CLEANING SERVICE.
TROOPS, YOU ALL HAVE
YOUR ASSIGNMENTS.
NOW, SOUND OFF.
HUP! IF WE FIND
DIRT, WE WILL ATTACK.
IF WE FIND DIRT, WE WILL ATTACK.
AND WE'LL GET
DANNY OFF OUR BACK.
AND WE'LL GET
DANNY OFF OUR BACK.
SOUND OFF.
1, 2.
SOUND OFF.
DIRT BAD.
AH, I LOVE THE SMELL
OF LYSOL IN THE MORNING.
MR. BEAR, SPRING
CLEANING ALSO MEANS
GIVING TOYS WE DON'T
USE ANYMORE TO CHARITY.
SHOULD WE KEEP CANDY LAND?
NO, THERE'S NO REAL CANDY IN IT.
YOU'RE SUCH A NUTTY BEAR.
TOYS!
BEFORE WE GIVE ANYTHING AWAY,
IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WANT HERE?
I WANT THAT.
FREEZE, BEARNAPPER.
WHO, ME?
MR. BEAR'S NOT A TOY.
HE'S ONE OF THE FAMILY.
IF MR. BEAR'S RELATED TO
ANYONE HERE, IT'S THE MATTRESS.
MR. BEAR SAYS, "HOW RUDE!"
WHAT'S GOING TO CHARITY?
EVERYTHING OVER THERE.
OK. AW,
YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO GIVE THIS AWAY?
IT'S BABY GIGGLE-TUMMY.
MM-HMM.
YOU PUSH RIGHT
THERE, AND SHE GIGGLES.
LET'S GO. THE TRUCK'S
WAITING DOWNSTAIRS.
RIGHT AWAY, YOUR TIDYBOWLNESS.
STEF, COME WITH ME.
YOU'RE SMALL ENOUGH TO
CLEAN BEHIND THE REFRIGERATOR.
MICHELLE, YOU WANT THIS JOB?
NO, THANK YOU.
WELL, MICHELLE, MY
KITCHEN'S IMMACULATE.
HOW'S YOURS?
DIRT GONE.
YES, DIRT GONE,
BUT NEVER FORGET...
DIRT COME BACK.
OOPS, SOME CAME
BACK RIGHT THERE.
DADDY'LL GET IT.
YO, DANNY.
WHOA!
YOU... WAXED THE COUNTER?
AND YOU JUST BUFFED
IT. THANKS, JESS.
I'M ALL FINISHED CLEANING.
I EVEN HOSED DOWN THE HOSE.
EVERYTHING'S PERFEC...
DID I SAY PERFECT?
YOU BROKE OFF THE HANDLE.
YOU JUST RUINED MY KITCHEN.
I'LL GET A NEW ONE.
THIS KITCHEN'LL BE
BACK TO PERFECT.
WANT TO TAKE A CAR RIDE?
CAR DIRTY.
I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF.
COME ON, YOU.
THERE.
DADDY, HAVE YOU SEEN MR. BEAR?
I CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE.
I'M SURE HE'S HERE SOMEWHERE.
MAYBE JOEY'S SEEN HIM.
IF YOU SEE HIM,
TELL HIM HE'S IN BIG TROUBLE.
I'LL GIVE HIM THE MESSAGE.
LET'S GO. WE'LL BE LATE
FOR MY KARATE MATCH.
D.J., JUST A MINUTE.
JOEY, IS THE LIVING ROOM
READY FOR INSPECTION?
YES, YOUR NEUROTIC
COMPULSIVENESS.
THIS MIGHT LOOK
BEAUTIFUL TO THE NAKED EYE,
BUT LET'S GIVE IT THE
TANNER TIDINESS TEST.
YES, I CLEANED ALL THE
LOGS IN THE FIREPLACE.
I KNOW HOW CRAZY YOU GET
ABOUT BURNING DIRTY WOOD.
LIFE DOESN'T GET
ANY BETTER THAN THIS.
YEAH.
UH, DAD, LET'S GO.
CHRISTMAS IS OVER.
OH, BOY. I HATE TO LEAVE.
I'LL STAND GUARD HERE
IN CASE ANY DUST
TRIES TO SETTLE.
OH, THAT FELT SO GOOD!
MONKEYS, RHINOS, BUNNIES.
NOT A BEAR IN THE BUNCH.
CALL THE FBI. CALL THE POLICE.
CALL ME A CAB.
I'VE GOT A BEAR TO FIND.
DON'T PANIC. SETTLE DOWN.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
GOOD.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME...
STEF, YOU CAN LET
THE BREATH OUT NOW.
GOOD. WHEN DID YOU
LAST SEE MR. BEAR?
HE WAS ON THE BED
HELPING SORT OUT TOYS.
HE WAS HERE WHEN I CAME
UP FOR THE CHARITY TOYS.
YOU DIDN'T GIVE AWAY
MR. BEAR, DID YOU?
WHY DON'T YOU KEEP LOOKING?
I'LL SEE IF I CAN
TRACK HIM DOWN?
OK.
GOOD.
GOD, I HATE TO BOTHER YOU.
I KNOW YOU'RE REALLY BUSY,
BUT MR. BEAR'S MISSING.
SO IF YOU COULD SQUEEZE
IN ONE LITTLE MIRACLE,
I'D BE A HAPPY CAMPER.
D.J., YOU WERE GREAT.
THAT KID WAS TWICE YOUR SIZE.
NEXT TIME I WIN,
DON'T START A WAVE.
I'M GLAD I'M NOT A PART OF THIS.
YOU'RE BACK? DO ME A FAVOR.
KEEP YOUR POP OUT OF HERE
FOR THREE OR FOUR DAYS, HUH?
WORK FAST. MAYBE I CAN GIVE
YOU THREE OR FOUR MINUTES.
I'LL GO START DINNER.
UH, LET'S GO HAVE
SOME CHINESE FOOD.
OK. WHY DON'T WE
GO TO CHINATOWN?
WE ALWAYS GO TO CHINATOWN.
LET'S GO TO CHINA.
I'LL GO GET THE MENU.
WE'LL ORDER TAKEOUT.
DON'T GO IN THERE!
WHY DID YOU LET ME GO IN THERE?
YOU COULD HAVE GONE TO CHINA.
[WHISTLING]
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
UH... YOU'D PROBABLY LIKE AN
EXPLANATION, WOULDN'T YOU?
WHAT'S HAPPENED IS, UH...
I WENT TO BUY A NEW HANDLE,
BUT THE DESIGN WAS DISCONTINUED,
SO I GOT A WHOLE NEW SET, SEE?
PRETTY DECORATIVE, HUH?
YEAH. WELL, THEN THE
SCREWS WERE TOO FAT,
SO I HAD TO ENLARGE THE HOLES,
SO I'M DRILLING, THUS
BREAKING THE VENEER,
SO I HAD TO PUT NEW
FRONTS ON THE DRAWERS.
THOSE?
YOU'RE WONDERING ABOUT THOSE?
AS WELL YOU SHOULD.
SEE, THIS PART
MAKES PERFECT SENSE
BECAUSE THE CABINETS AND
THE DRAWERS HAVE TO MATCH.
CABINETS, DRAWERS.
CABINETS, DRAWERS.
I GOT NEW FITTINGS,
BUT THEY DIDN'T FIT,
SO I HAD TO SHAVE THEM.
SO YOU WALKED IN... I'M
SHAVING, I'M WHISTLING.
I SWEAR I'LL CLEAN IT UP.
EVERYTHING WAS CLEANED UP!
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
ON MY DAY!
THIS IS MY CHRISTMAS.
YOU DON'T LIKE THE NEW HANDLES?
PLEASE, PLEASE! I
LOOKED EVERYWHERE!
HE WAS KIDNAPPED!
SLOW DOWN. EVERYTHING'S
GOING TO BE OK.
NOW, WHO WAS KIDNAPPED?
MY BEST FRIEND... MR. BEAR.
LET ME GET SOME INFORMATION.
DOES MR. BEAR HAVE A FIRST NAME?
TEDDY.
HE'S EXACTLY THIS TALL.
BROWN HAT, GRAY TRENCH
COAT, BROWN SNOUT.
THIS MR. BEAR...
HE'S A STUFFED ANIMAL, ISN'T HE?
WELL... TECHNICALLY.
YOU CALLED THE POLICE
BECAUSE I MESSED
UP YOUR KITCHEN?
OFFICER, WHAT HAPPENED WAS,
THE DESIGN WAS DISCONTINUED,
SO I PUT A NEW THING, IT BREAKS.
I'M SHAVING THE DEAL
WHEN HE WALKS IN.
I DIDN'T CALL THE POLICE.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
THIS LITTLE GIRL FLAGGED ME DOWN
TO REPORT A MISSING BEAR.
"BROWN HAT, GRAY TRENCH
COAT, BROWN SNOUT."
UH, STEF...
I KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED.
I MAY HAVE PUT MR. BEAR
IN WITH THE TOYS
WE GAVE TO CHARITY.
I TRIED TRACKING HIM DOWN,
BUT THEY'VE BEEN GIVEN AWAY.
YOU GAVE AWAY MR. BEAR!
OFFICER, ARREST THIS MAN.
STEF, I'M REALLY SORRY.
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
HOW MANY ARE YOU MAKING?
ONE FOR EVERY
TELEPHONE POLE IN AMERICA.
I'VE GOT TO FIND MR. BEAR.
WHY DON'T WE TRY TALKING
ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
BESIDES MR. BEAR?
OK. LET'S TALK ABOUT JOEY.
WHY DID HE GIVE AWAY MR. BEAR?
DON'T BLAME JOEY.
ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.
REMEMBER THE TIME YOU
LOST MY PILLOW PERSON?
HE WAS SO CUTE.
I WAS MAD AT YOU FOR LOSING HIM,
BUT I GOT OVER IT.
I GREW UP.
I MOVED ON.
I FOUND YOUR PILLOW
PERSON UNDER MY MATTRESS.
MY PILLOW PERSON!
OH, I THOUGHT I'D
NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.
I MEAN... WHAT A
PLEASANT SURPRISE.
STEF, I FEEL TERRIBLE
ABOUT THIS MR. BEAR THING.
HOW CAN I MAKE IT UP TO YOU?
YOU REMEMBER WHAT
MR. BEAR LOOKED LIKE?
YEAH, SURE.
THEN GRAB A CRAYON.
PASS ME A BROWN.
DO I WANT TO COME IN?
COME IN. YOU'LL LOVE IT.
HUH?
EH?
WELL?
I DO LOVE IT.
THIS IS GREAT.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
NEVER HUG ME IN FRONT
OF MY POWER TOOLS.
STEPHANIE, COME AND
MEET SOME NEW FRIENDS.
STEPHANIE'S ON HER WAY DOWN.
THERE'S MY BABY.
GIVE GRANDMA A BIG KISS.
TOYS.
NICE SEEING YOU, TOO.
MY BEAR.
OH, NO, HONEY.
STEPHANIE PICKS FIRST, OK?
I HOPE THIS WORKS.
STEF'S REALLY TAKING THIS HARD.
COME ON. IT'S JUST
A STUFFED ANIMAL.
OH, IT'S JUST A STUFFED ANIMAL?
DO YOU REMEMBER
DOGGY KATSOPOLIS?
NOT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE, HUH?
DOGGY KATSOPOLIS?
DAD, LET'S GO IN THE KITCHEN
AND WORK WITH OUR HANDS.
YOU LOVED THAT STUFFED MUTT.
YOU'D THROW HIM AROUND THE ROOM.
I DIDN'T THROW HIM.
HE FLEW.
YOUR LITTLE DOGGY
KATSOPOLIS HAD WINGS?
DON'T BE STUPID.
HE FLEW BY FLAPPING
HIS LITTLE EARS.
HI, GRANDMA. HI, GRANDPA.
HI, HONEY. HI, HONEY.
LOOK WHAT WE BROUGHT YOU.
NEW FRIENDS. GET TO KNOW THEM.
ALL RIGHT. I'LL GIVE IT A TRY.
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
IF D.J. WAS PICKING ON
ME, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
ANYBODY?
THESE GUYS ARE DUDS.
HI, STEF.
YOU FOUND HIM!
STEF, LET ME EXPLAIN.
MR. BEAR, YOU HAD
ME WORRIED HALF...
WHO IS THIS?
THE REAL MR. BEAR
HAD A LITTLE SCAR
WHERE I CLOSED THE
TOY BOX ON HIS NOSE.
THIS BEAR'S AN IMPOSTOR.
STEF, WAIT.
I COULDN'T FIND MR. BEAR,
BUT I FOUND MR. BEAR'S
SUCCESSFUL TWIN BROTHER DR. BEAR.
SORRY, JOEY.
COULD YOU TAKE HIM
BACK TO THE STORE?
LOOKING AT THAT FACE
IS JUST TOO PAINFUL.
I TRIED.
WE GOT TO SNAP
THE KID OUT OF THIS.
WHY IS SHE SO
ATTACHED TO THAT BEAR?
WE BETTER BRING THESE BACK, TOO.
TOO LATE, GRANDPA.
MY BEAR!
I KNOW YOU MISS MR. BEAR,
BUT YOU'RE NOT ALL ALONE.
YOU STILL GOT US.
I GUESS SO.
THAT'S IT. I'M TIRED OF
THIS MOPING AROUND.
LAY ONE OF THOSE
KILLER SMILES ON ME, OK?
STEF, A REAL SMILE.
MR. BEAR WOULD
WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
BECAUSE THAT'S THE
KIND OF BEAR HE WAS.
AND WHEREVER HE WENT,
HE'S BRINGING HAPPINESS
TO ANOTHER KID.
THAT'S TRUE. HE
WAS GOOD AT THAT.
HE'S BEEN MAKING ME
HAPPY SINCE WE MET.
I REMEMBER THE DAY.
IT WAS WHEN MOM CAME
BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL
WITH OUR NEW SISTER.
THAT'S RIGHT.
SHE GAVE D.J. A CHARM BRACELET.
SHE GAVE YOU MR. BEAR.
THAT'S WHY MR. BEAR'S
SO IMPORTANT TO YOU,
BECAUSE HE WAS A
PRESENT FROM MOM, HUH?
OH, YEAH... I FORGOT
MOM GAVE ME MR. BEAR.
THAT MUST BE WHY
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
YOU KNOW...
AFTER MOM DIED, I COULD
REMEMBER EVERYTHING ABOUT HER...
HOW SHE LOOKED, HER VOICE,
THE WAY HER PERFUME SMELLED.
SHE USED TO SING
TO US AT BEDTIME.
NOW IT'S GETTING HARDER
AND HARDER TO REMEMBER.
DADDY, AM I GOING TO
FORGET ALL ABOUT MAMA?
NO, HONEY.
LISTEN...
AT FIRST, AFTER
THE CAR ACCIDENT,
WE TALKED ABOUT
YOUR MOM ALL THE TIME,
BUT LATELY... WELL...
MAYBE WE HAVEN'T TALKED
ABOUT YOUR MOM RECENTLY
BECAUSE WE'RE AFRAID IT
WOULD BRING THE PAIN BACK.
MAYBE SO.
YOU KNOW WHAT I DO
WHEN I START MISSING PAM
AND I'M FEELING SAD?
I JUST THINK ABOUT
ALL THE GOOD TIMES.
SHE WAS A GREAT SISTER.
MY FIRST JUNIOR
HIGH SCHOOL DANCE,
THANKS TO JOHN TRAVOLTA,
I HAD TO GET A WHITE SUIT
AND DO THE HUSTLE.
SHE WORKED WITH ME
THE WHOLE WEEKEND.
48 HOURS OF DANCING
TO DISCO INFERNO.
SHE MUST HAVE REALLY LOVED ME.
GOD, I LOVED HER.
AND YOUR MOM HAD
THAT GREAT LAUGH.
IT WAS CONTAGIOUS.
WHENEVER I WORKED
ON NEW MATERIAL,
I'D BRING HER TO THE CLUB.
PRETTY SOON, SHE'D
START LAUGHING.
THEN SHE'D HAVE THE
WHOLE PLACE CRACKING UP.
I REMEMBER HER LAUGH,
LIKE EVERY TIME WE
SANG THAT SILLY SONG.
OH, YEAH... ♪ ON
TOP OF SPAGHETTI ♪
♪ ALL COVERED WITH CHEESE ♪
♪ I LOST MY POOR MEATBALL ♪
♪ WHEN SOMEBODY SNEEZED ♪♪
AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!
YOU SEE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT EVER FORGETTING YOUR MOM
BECAUSE YOU CAN THINK
ABOUT THOSE HAPPY TIMES.
IF WE KEEP THOSE HAPPY
MEMORIES IN OUR HEARTS,
SHE'LL ALWAYS BE WITH US.
ANOTHER THING THAT
HELPS ME REMEMBER...
I SEE SO MUCH OF PAM
IN YOU THREE GIRLS.
D.J., EVERYTHING YOU
DO, YOU TRY BEING BEST AT.
THAT'S JUST LIKE YOUR MOM.
AND ME?
YOU KNOW YOU GET SO
EXCITED ABOUT EVERYTHING?
YEAH, YEAH?
THAT'S EXACTLY LIKE YOUR MOM.
ALL RIGHT!
LET'S NOT FORGET
LITTLE MICHELLE.
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS
KID GIGGLE, I THINK OF PAM.
IT'S GOOD THAT WE
REMEMBER MOMMY,
'CAUSE WE HAVE TO TELL
MICHELLE WHAT SHE WAS LIKE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING?
IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE
WATCHED DANNY'S HOME MOVIES.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
YOU WANT TO LOOK AT THEM?
YEAH! LET'S GO WATCH THEM.
RIGHT NOW?
IF SPRING CLEANING'S
MY CHRISTMAS,
HOME MOVIES ARE
MY NEW YEAR'S EVE.
COME ON.
THIS IS THE DAY
YOUR MOM BROUGHT MICHELLE
HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL
WAIT RIGHT THERE.
DANNY, GET THAT
THING OUT OF MY FACE.
MAYBE I SHOULD GROW
MY HAIR LONG AGAIN.
NAH. NAH.
ALL RIGHT. GET THIS.
OK, PAM. COME IN NOW.
ANYBODY ORDER A PIZZA?
HA HA!
GIVE ME MY BABY, JOEY.
OH... YOU'RE NOT
A PIZZA, MICHELLE.
NO, YOU ARE A BIG,
BEAUTIFUL... MEATBALL.
STEF, DEEJ, DON'T GO AWAY.
WE GOT PRESENTS FOR YOU.
MICHELLE... ISN'T SHE PRETTY?
MMM... HI, MICHELLE.
MOM LOOKS LIKE YOU, D.J.
SHE LOOKS LIKE YOU, TOO.
YEAH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BABY.
GOOD NEWS, DANNY.
SHE DOESN'T LOOK
A THING LIKE YOU.
A FEW YEARS FROM NOW,
YOU'LL LAUGH AT THAT.
WRONG.
DANNY, GET A CLOSE-UP OF
THIS GORGEOUS LITTLE FACE.
NOT ME, THE BABY, HUH?
SAY, "HI, DADDY."
HI, DADDY.
BABY!
MICHELLE, THAT'S YOU.
NO.
YES.
CUTE BABY.
LOOK, THERE'S MR. BEAR!
[MAKES TRUMPET SOUND]
MR. BEAR.
PRESENTS!
LOOK HOW YOUNG MR. BEAR LOOKS.
MR. BEAR?
IT'S YOU!
IT'S REALLY YOU!
YAY! ALL RIGHT! YAY!
MICHELLE, DID YOU HIDE MR. BEAR?
YES.
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M SORRY I BLAMED YOU.
THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
WHAT MATTERS IS,
THE BEAR'S BACK.
YES! THAT'S RIGHT! YAY!
OH, LOOK AT THIS.
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HOME.
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BOTH HOME.
NOW WE HAVE THE THREE MOST
WONDERFUL DAUGHTERS IN THE WORLD.
ISN'T MOM BEAUTIFUL?
HI.
WAVE TO DADDY.
HERE WE GO.
HI, DADDY.
WE LOVE YOU.
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