Full House (1987–1995): Season 1, Episode 3 - The First Day of School - full transcript

♪ AH, AH, AH, AH ♪

♪ AH ♪

♪ WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO PREDICTABILITY ♪

♪ THE MILKMAN, THE
PAPER BOY, EVENIN' TV? ♪

♪ HOW DID I GET
DELIVERED HERE? ♪

♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪

♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S
CONFUSIN' ME ♪

♪ CLOUDS AS MEAN
AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪

♪ AIN'T A BIRD WHO
KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪

♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE
INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪

♪ KID, DON'T SELL YOUR
DREAMS SO SOON ♪



♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ THERE'S A HEART ♪

♪ THERE'S A HEART ♪

♪ A HAND TO HOLD ONTO ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ THERE'S A FACE ♪

♪ OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪

♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪

♪ A LIGHT IS WAITING
TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪



♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

SO, KIMMY, YOU GOTTA BE THE
FIRST ONE TO CLASS TOMORROW

TO GET THE SEATS
IN THE BACK ROW.

OK.

WHY?

BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST
PLACE TO PASS NOTES.

I LOVE THE WAY YOUR MIND WORKS.

THIS OUTFIT IS ALL WRONG.

TOMORROW'S THE FIRST
DAY OF KINDERGARTEN

AND I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR.

YOUR BED IS FULL OF CLOTHES.

YEAH, BUT THEY'RE NOT ME.

WELL, THEY'RE ME,

BUT THEY'RE THE PRESCHOOL ME.

I'LL SIT ANYWHERE YOU WANT

AS LONG AS IT'S NOT
NEAR ARTHUR WILCOX.

ARTHUR WILCOX, EEW!
ARTHUR WILCOX, EEW!

WHO'S ARTHUR WILCOX?

EEW! EEW!

STEF, PLEASE, KIMMY AND I
ARE TALKING ABOUT SCHOOL.

SO AM I.

WHAT IF I WALK INTO CLASS

WEARING A GOOFY OUTFIT,
AND EVERYONE SAYS,

"STEPHANIE TANNER, EEW"?

WOULD YOU STOP WORRYING?

KINDERGARTEN IS SO EASY.

THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO KNOW

IS THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE.

THE WHAT?

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG

OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,

AND TO THE REPUBLIC
FOR WHICH IT STANDS,

ONE NATION UNDER
GOD, INDIVISIBLE,

WITH LIBERTY AND
JUSTICE FOR ALL.

I'M DEAD MEAT.

KIMMY, YOUR MOM'S DOWNSTAIRS.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO
BE HOME A HALF HOUR AGO.

THAT'S THE THIRD TIME TODAY.

SHE'LL KILL ME.

DON'T PANIC. JUST SET YOUR
WATCH BACK A HALF HOUR.

I LOVE THE WAY YOUR MIND WORKS.

UNCLE JESSE, HOW DO I LOOK?

LIKE A BAG LADY.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MICHELLE?

YOUR SISTER MICHELLE
TRIED TO EAT HER DINNER

BY PUSHING IT THROUGH HER FACE.

WE'D BETTER GIVE HER A BATH.

THAT'S A GOOD ID... DO
WE KNOW HOW TO DO THAT?

SURE, IT'S LIKE
GIVING A PUPPY A BATH,

ONLY THERE'S A LITTLE
LESS TAIL TO CLEAN.

RIGHT.

[WATER RUNS]

HEY, JOEY, THE KID'S READY.

SO AM I.

THIS IS THE MOST TERRIFYING
SHOWER SCENE SINCE PSYCHO.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, PAL.

HERE, YOU GO TO YOUR
UNCLE JOEY THERE.

THERE YOU GO.

JOEY, THE BABY HAS BETTER
MUSCLE TONE THAN YOU DO.

AND WHAT DO YOU BENCH?

IF WE MISSED ANYTHING STUPID,

WOULD YOU START ALL OVER?

GIRLS, GET OUT. GO TO
BED. GET OUTTA HERE.

DON'T WORRY. JOEY'LL DO
SOMETHING JUST AS STUPID TOMORROW.

LISTEN, YOU GOT A CALL
FROM THE LAUGH MACHINE.

SOMEBODY GOT SICK. YOU HAVE
TO GO ON AT 9:30 INSTEAD OF 1:30.

9:30! THAT'S PRIME TIME! YES!

JESS, WHAT DO I OPEN WITH?

HOW 'BOUT A JOKE?

PERFECT. THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.

I'VE MADE A DECISION.
I'LL OPEN WITH A JOKE.

WHAT'S MY BEST JOKE?

THAT OUTFIT.

D.J., ARE YOU ASLEEP?

I CAN'T TELL. I THINK I'M BLIND.

WILL YOU LOOK AT
ONE MORE OUTFIT?

STEF, I'VE SEEN YOUR
ENTIRE WARDROBE TWICE.

OK.

WANT TO LISTEN TO THE PLEDGE?

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG

OF SOME STATES OF AMERICA.

I'M GOING TO TUCK YOU IN.

VERY TIGHT.

AND TO THE PUBLIC
WHICH UNDERSTANDS...

WITH GOD... AND LIBERTY...

I'M DEAD MEAT.

OK. SHE'S CLEAN.

YOU COULD EAT OFF THIS BABY.

THANKS FOR HELPING
ME OUT WITH THE BABY.

NO PROBLEM. I GOT A
DATE WITH A DANCER,

BUT NOT TILL MIDNIGHT.

ANOTHER EXOTIC DANCER?

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, JOSEPH,

I HAPPEN TO BE
DATING A BALLERINA.

OK, SHE'S A TOPLESS BALLERINA.

GOOD LUCK TONIGHT, PAL.

YEAH, TONIGHT. 9:30.

THIS COULD BE THE BIG BREAK

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, JESS.

I'VE BEEN AT THIS COMEDY
STUFF SINCE I WAS 4 YEARS OLD

WHEN I DID MY FIRST IMPRESSION.

EVER SINCE THEN, ALL'S I WANTED
TO DO WAS MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY.

THIS MAKING ANY SENSE TO YOU?

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

SEE, JOEY, YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT THAT MAGICAL MOMENT

WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU
WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE.

IT HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS 6.

I TURNED THE TV ON,

THERE WAS ELVIS
PRESLEY IN KING CREOLE.

HE ACTUALLY PLAYED A 2-FISTED,

FUN-LOVING, GIRL-CHASING
SINGING BUSBOY.

THEY STOLE THAT OSCAR FROM HIM.

ROBBED HIM BLIND. ANYWAY,

ELVIS MADE ME FEEL THAT
MUSIC WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL.

I GOTTA BE HONEST WITH YOU...

WHEN HE STARTED SINGING
HARDHEADED WOMAN,

FORGET ABOUT IT. I WAS TOUCHED.

I MEAN, I WAS LIKE THIS.

♪ A HARDHEADED WOMAN ♪

♪ A SOFT-HEARTED MAN ♪

♪ BEEN THE SOURCE OF TROUBLE ♪

♪ EVER SINCE THE WORLD BEGAN ♪

JESS, JESS, JESS, YOU ARE GREAT.

MAN, YOU GOT ALL THE MOVES.

I FEEL IT, I FEEL IT. I'M DOING
THIS LIP THING WHICH IS NEW.

SING ANOTHER SONG,
WOULD YOU? PLEASE?

FOR MICHELLE. SHE LOVES MUSIC.

ALL RIGHT. I NEED A
SCARF. HERE WE GO.

ALL RIGHT, GET A LOAD OF THIS.

♪ LOVE ME TENDER ♪

♪ LOVE ME SWEET ♪

♪ NEVER LET ME GO ♪

♪ YOU HAVE MADE
MY LIFE COMPLETE ♪

♪ AND I LOVE YOU SO ♪

♪ LOVE ME TENDER ♪

♪ LOVE ME... ♪

OH, MY GOD.

WE WERE JUST
GIVING THE KID A BATH.

THEN WHY ISN'T SHE IN THE TUB?

BECAUSE JOEY'S IN THE
TUB AND I'M IN THE TUB,

AND THERE'S NOT ENOUGH
ROOM FOR ALL OF US.

IT'S OBVIOUS I
REALLY AM INTRUDING.

I'M GONNA PUT
MICHELLE IN HER CRIB.

I'M GONNA GO CHECK
ON MY OTHER GIRLS

AND JUST LEAVE YOU SAILORS

TO YOUR SUDS AND YOUR SINGING.

♪ LOVE ME TENDER ♪

♪ LOVE ME TRUE ♪

♪ NEVER LET ME GO ♪

HI, DADDY.

HI, DAD.

WHY IS EVERYBODY AWAKE?

I'LL SHOW YOU.

I'M READY FOR SCHOOL.

HONEY, YOU'RE
READY FOR THE PROM.

YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE GOOD.

IF YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN
WITH YOUR LITTLE SISTER,

THEN WHAT'S THE
POINT IN HAVING ONE?

GOOD MORNING, BOYS.

GOOD MORNING, PAW, HOSS.

LITTLE JOE.

HOW'D IT GO LAST NIGHT?

I STARTED OUT GREAT,
BUT IN THE MIDDLE...

NO, I MEANT IN THE
BATHTUB WITH HOSS.

I FINISHED LOVE ME TENDER,

WE DID A SHORT MEDLEY
FROM VIVA LAS VEGAS,

AND GOT THE HELL OUT OF THE TUB.

DAD, WE'RE ALL READY.

GIRLS, I DON'T WANT TO BRAG,

BUT CHEF BOY-R-DAD HAS MADE
SOME SUPERGREAT LUNCHES

FOR A SUPERGREAT
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT, STEPHANIE?

FOR YOU I'VE GOT A
BRAND-NEW LUNCH BOX.

THE JETSONS.

HI, I'M HOME.

HI, JANE. HI, ELROY. HI, ASTRO.

RI, RORGE. RRR RRR RRR.

AND, D.J., FOR YOU

I'VE GOT A BRAND-NEW
BARBIE LUNCH BOX.

I DON'T DO BARBIE.

OH, DARN.

THANKS, DAD, BUT FIFTH-GRADERS

DON'T CARRY LUNCH BOXES ANYMORE.

TRY TO SELL IT TO
A FIRST-GRADER.

COME ON. WE DON'T
WANT TO MISS OUR BUS.

WAIT, GIRLS.

STEPHANIE...

HONEY, ARE YOU SURE
YOU DON'T WANT ME

TO GO WITH YOU?

DON'T WORRY, DAD.
I'LL MAKE SURE SHE'S OK.

YEAH. IT'LL BE FUN.

YOU GIRLS ARE REALLY GROWING UP.

STEPHANIE'S STARTING SCHOOL.

WAIT. I'M GOING TO GET MY
VIDEO CAMERA. DON'T MOVE.

JUST COME IN WHEN
I TELL YOU TO, OK?

WHEN I SAY ACTION...
GIVE ME LOVE. ACTION.

♪ IS THIS THE LITTLE
GIRL I CARRIED ♪

♪ IS THIS THE LITTLE
GIRL AT PLAY? ♪

♪ I DON'T REMEMBER
GROWING OLDER ♪

♪ WHEN DID THEY? ♪

♪ SUNRISE, SUNSET ♪

♪ SUNRISE, SUNSET ♪

♪ SWIFTLY FLOW THE YEARS ♪

♪ ONE SEASON FOLLOWING ANOTHER ♪

♪ LADEN WITH
HAPPINESS AND TEARS ♪

MY LITTLE BABY'S
STARTING SCHOOL.

I CHANGED MY MIND.

I'M NOT GOING.

STEF, HONEY, YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO SCHOOL?

I DON'T FEEL GOOD.

MAYBE I'LL GO NEXT YEAR.

YOU DON'T LOOK SICK.

IS THAT BETTER?

YOUR FACE IS ALMOST THERE.

GIVE IT KIND OF A... LIKE THAT.

THROW IN A REAL HACKING COUGH.

[COUGH]

[COUGH COUGH]

YOU'LL MISS THE BUS.

[COUGH]

STEF, ARE YOU OK?

SEE? NOW YOU'RE TRICKING PEOPLE.

D.J., GO ON AHEAD.

STEF'S NERVOUS ABOUT
HER FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL.

I'LL MAKE SURE SHE GETS THERE.

OK, STEF, SEE YOU THERE.

STEPHANIE.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

STEF, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

DON'T YOU WANT TO GO
TO SCHOOL AND BE SMART?

I'LL STAY HOME AND
WATCH PUBLIC TELEVISION.

COME ON, SPILL YOUR GUTS. WHY
DON'T YOU WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL?

BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY.

I'LL BE ALL ALONE.

IT'LL BE REAL SCARY.

I WON'T KNOW ANYBODY,

AND I WON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.

AHH.

STEF...

YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE
FRIENDS, I PROMISE.

YOU AND I, WE'LL GO
DOWN THERE TOGETHER.

DADDY WON'T LEAVE UNTIL
EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT.

YOU'RE JUST NERVOUS
'CAUSE IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY.

SEE, FIRST TIMES CAN BE SCARY,
BUT THEY CAN BE EXCITING, TOO.

I REMEMBER A REAL
EXCITING FIRST TIME FOR ME.

I WAS 14.

I WENT OUT WITH THIS INCREDIBLE
COLLEGE GIRL, MARISSA DELLACRUE.

WE WENT TO THE DRIVE-IN.

FIRST I WAS, YOU KNOW, KINDA
NERVOUS AND A LITTLE SCARED.

BUT THEN MARISSA, SHE
KINDA... I DON'T KNOW...

SHE GOT KINDA FRIENDLY AND...

LET'S JUST SAY FIRST
TIMES CAN BE GREAT.

NOT A HELPFUL STORY.

BUT DARN ENTERTAINING.

OK. I CAME TO KINDERGARTEN.

WE CAN GO HOME NOW.

STEF, WAIT A MINUTE.

HONEY... SWEETHEART...
BABY, DON'T WORRY.

YOU'LL FEEL MUCH BETTER AS
SOON AS YOU MEET SOMEONE.

LOOK! HERE COMES A
NICE LITTLE GIRL RIGHT NOW.

I'M NEVER GOING
BACK IN THERE AGAIN!

NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!

NO!

LET'S WAIT FOR
ANOTHER LITTLE GIRL.

ONE WHO HAS A BETTER
OUTLOOK ON LIFE.

I KNOW. WE'LL PLAY FOR A WHILE

AND EASE OUR WAY INTO THIS, OK?

COME HERE.

LOOK, HONEY, IT'S A SLIDE.

YOUR VERY FAVORITE.

THIS IS LIKE THE
LOLLIPOP THEY GIVE

BEFORE THE BIG SHOT, ISN'T IT?

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.

WHY DIDN'T I BRING A LOLLIPOP?

COME ON, HONEY.

WE'RE GOING TO
PLAY ON THE SLIDE.

WHEE!

OH, WHEE!

OH, YEAH. THAT WAS FUN.

NOW IT'S MY TURN.

HERE WE GO.

WHEE.

HERE I GO!

WHEE!

IF WE'RE HAVING THIS MUCH
FUN OUTSIDE THE CLASS,

JUST IMAGINE THE BARREL OF
MONKEYS WAITING INSIDE, HUH?

OOH-AH!

OH, MICHELLE.

OH, HONEY.

WHAT'S WRONG, SWEETHEART?

SHE'S SCARED, TOO.

SEE WHAT SHE DID?

OOH, YEAH. SHE'S GOT A
PAMPER FULL OF FRIGHT.

I'LL GO CHANGE HER REAL QUICK.

WAIT INSIDE THE CLASS, OK?

OK, BUT I DON'T KNOW
ANYBODY IN THERE.

HEY, STEF. WHAT'S SHAKING?

UNCLE JESSE, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?

COME HERE. I'LL TELL YOU.

I WAS ON MY WAY TO WORK,

AND SINCE I HAPPEN TO BE
A PART-TIME EXTERMINATOR,

I THOUGHT I'D STOP BY AND
MAKE SURE THERE'S NO PESTS,

BUGS, OR VARMINTS
IN YOUR CLASSROOM,

OTHER THAN THESE RUG RATS.

I MADE THIS FOR YOU.

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S EITHER A DOG WITH
NO HEAD OR AN ASHTRAY.

DOG WITH NO HEAD.

WILL YOU STAY HERE
AND NEVER LEAVE?

WHAT'S THE MATTER, NO PALS YET?

I DON'T KNOW WHY.
YOU LOOK PRETTY.

YOU SMELL OK.

YOU STAY HERE

AND GET READY TO
LEARN SOME NEW NAMES.

ATTENTION, ALL MUNCHKINS.

FREE MILKS ALL AROUND,

COMPLIMENTS OF THE
COOLEST KID IN CLASS...

STEPHANIE TANNER.

MAKE A FRIEND. GET A FREE MILK.

GREAT.

NOW I HAVE NO
FRIENDS AND NO MILK.

HMM.

CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
MILK SCAM DIDN'T WORK.

WE'LL GO TO MY SPECIALTY...

PERSONAL CHARM.
YOU WAIT RIGHT HERE.

I'LL BE BACK WITH YOUR
NEW BEST FRIEND, OK?

SIT DOWN.

LITTLE GIRL, HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE TO MAKE A NEW FRIEND?

STRANGER, STRANGER, STRANGER!

WHOA. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP
THE KIDS BECOME FRIENDS.

WHO ARE YOU?

I'M THIS PRETTY
LITTLE GIRL'S FATHER,

RIGHT, STEF?

UH... OK.

AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE, WOULD
YOU COME WITH ME TO THE SUPPLY ROOM

AND KILL SOMETHING WITH 8 LEGS?

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. THIS
HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME.

EVERYBODY LOVES
THE EXTERMINATOR.

HI, STEPHANIE.

HI.

WOW. THIS PLACE IS GREAT.

YOU GOT TOYS AND BLOCKS

AND PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY.

SURE WISH I LIVED HERE.

HERE, TAKE MY PLACE.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

THERE'S ONLY ONE SURE-FIRE
WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS.

IT'S DUCK-DUCK-GOOSE TIME.

EVERYBODY, STEPHANIE
HAS A GREAT IDEA.

IT'S DUCK-DUCK-GOOSE TIME.

IN A CIRCLE.

WE'RE DUCKING, WE'RE GOOSING,

WE'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME!

ALL RIGHT! OK! SITTING DOWN! OK!

YEAH, DUCK-DUCK-GOOSE.
MY FAVORITE.

DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, DUCK,

DUCK, DUCK, DUCK,
DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE!

YOU GOTTA CATCH ME.

WE'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME.

HELLO.

UH, GO TO YOUR CHAIR.

FIND YOUR CHAIRS.

WHO ARE YOU?

UH, I'M THIS PRETTY
LITTLE GIRL'S FATHER.

UH... OK.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?

WHO ARE YOU?

ME? I'M THIS ADORABLE
LITTLE GIRL'S FATHER.

UH-HUH.

WHAT? ELIZABETH TAYLOR'S
DAUGHTER HAD 7 FATHERS.

WHOA, DANNY, MORE GOOD NEWS...

D.J.'S GOING OVER THE WALL.

YEAH, THIS DAD
STUFF'S A PIECE OF CAKE.

HERE. TAKE LITTLE POOPSTER.

STAY RIGHT HERE.

OK, DADDY... AND
DADDY AND DADDY.

FREEZE. WHAT IS THIS?

I DON'T WANT TO
JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS,

BUT IT APPEARS THAT MY
DAUGHTER IS DITCHING SCHOOL,

THROWING AWAY HER FUTURE,

BASICALLY BECOMING
A JUVENILE DELINQUENT.

IN A NUTSHELL, YES.

MIND IF I ASK YOU A QUESTION

BEFORE YOU KNOCK OFF A 7-ELEVEN?

WHY ARE YOU DROPPING
OUT OF SCHOOL?

BECAUSE THEY PUT
ME IN THE SMART CLASS.

THE ADVANCED CLASS?

D.J., THAT'S WONDERFUL.

DAD, IT'S GEEKVILLE, USA.

THESE KIDS, THE
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL,

THEY BROUGHT HOMEWORK.

AND GET THIS... I'M
THE ONLY BLONDE.

AND WORST OF ALL, THEY
SPLIT ME AND KIMMY UP.

OH.

I KNOW YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED,

BUT IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'LL
NEVER SEE KIMMY AGAIN.

SHE LIVES NEXT DOOR.

DAD, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

KIMMY AND I HAVE ALWAYS
BEEN IN THE SAME CLASS.

NOW I'M IN A ROOM
FULL OF EGGHEADS.

THEY'RE WORSE THAN EGGHEADS.

THEY'RE OMELET-HEADS.

D.J., IT'S THE OMELET-HEADS
WHO RULE THE WORLD.

YOU REALLY SHOULD
GIVE THIS A CHANCE.

DO YOU KNOW WHY?

WHY?

BECAUSE IF YOU
DON'T TRY NEW THINGS,

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON.

BYE.

BYE, DAD.

HOLD IT. WHERE DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE GOING?

HOME.

YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

NOBODY'S GOING ANYPLACE

UNLESS IT'S BACK
INTO THOSE 2 ROOMS.

THERE SHE IS.

I GOT THIS.

WHAT YOU NEED TO
UNDERSTAND... DAD?

YES?

STAY.

LET ME JUST TALK TO
MY SISTER ALONE, OK?

WOMAN TO WOMAN.
I THINK I CAN HELP.

ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN TALK TO HER.

BUT REMEMBER...
I'M TRUSTING YOU.

I PROMISE WE WON'T TRY
TO MAKE A BREAK FOR IT.

OK.

STEF...

WHAT'S WRONG?

NO FRIENDS.

YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO
MAKE FRIENDS THE FIRST DAY.

WHEN I STARTED KINDERGARTEN,

I DIDN'T KNOW ANYBODY, EITHER.

WHAT ABOUT KIMMY?

WE WERE IN THE SAME CLASS,

BUT I DIDN'T TALK TO
KIMMY FOR 6 MONTHS.

BECAUSE SHE'S AN AIRHEAD?

SHE'S NOT AN AIRHEAD.
SHE JUST HATES THINKING.

THAT'S PROBABLY WHY WE'RE
NOT IN THE SAME CLASS ANYMORE.

I JUST GOT STUCK IN A
ROOM FULL OF OMELET-HEADS

WHERE I DON'T KNOW ONE
PERSON. IT'S PRETTY SCARY.

REAL SCARY.

BUT YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY
EVERY TIME YOU'RE SCARED.

IF YOU DON'T TRY NEW THINGS,

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON.

WHERE DID I HEAR THAT?

OH, NO. HE WAS RIGHT.

WHO WAS RIGHT?

YOU DON'T KNOW HIM.

ANYWAYS, MAKING NEW
FRIENDS TAKES TIME,

BUT YOU GOT ONE REALLY
GOOD FRIEND AT SCHOOL ALREADY.

WHO?

ME.

AND I'M RIGHT DOWN
THE HALL. ROOM 7.

YOU CAN'T MISS ME.

I'M THE ONLY OMELET-HEAD
WITH BLONDE HAIR.

THANKS.

[BELL RINGS]

STEF, I'LL GO BACK TO MY CLASS

IF YOU GO BACK TO YOURS.

OK.

[SLURPING]

♪ THE ITSY-BITSY SPIDER ♪

♪ WENT UP THE WATERSPOUT ♪

♪ DOWN CAME THE RAIN ♪

♪ AND WASHED THE SPIDER OUT ♪

♪ OUT CAME THE SUN AND... ♪

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.