Full House (1987–1995): Season 1, Episode 10 - Joey's Place - full transcript

♪ AH AH AH AH ♪

♪ AH ♪

♪ WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO PREDICTABILITY ♪

♪ THE MILKMAN, THE
PAPER BOY, EVENIN' TV ♪

♪ HOW DID I GET
DELIVERED HERE? ♪

♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪

♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S
CONFUSING ME ♪

♪ FLOWERS AS MEAN
AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪

♪ AIN'T A BIRD WHO
KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪

♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE
INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪

♪ KID, DON'T SELL
YOUR DREAM SO SOON ♪



♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ THERE'S A HEART ♪

♪ A HAND TO HOLD ON TO ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ THERE'S A FACE ♪

♪ OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪

♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪

♪ A LIGHT IS WAITIN'
TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪



♪ SHOO-BA-DOO BOP BA-DA ♪

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

[HUMMING ALSO
SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA]

IS THIS NORMAL?

IT IS FOR JOEY.

GIRLS, WAIT TILL YOU HEAR
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY.

IT'S AMAZING. IT'S INCREDIBLE.

IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!

WHAT HAPPENED? TELL US!

RIGHT NOW!

CAN'T TELL YOU.

I HATE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT.

I'LL TELL YOU JUST AS SOON

AS EVERYONE GETS HOME.

OH, BOY, WHAT A DAY.

COME HERE, GIRLS. GIVE
YOUR UNCLE J. A KISS.

VERY NICE.

LISTEN, GIRLS, I KNOW HOW
MUCH YOU LOOK UP TO ME,

BUT NO MATTER HOW
GLAMOROUS YOU THINK MY LIFE IS,

DON'T EVER KILL
BUGS FOR A LIVING.

AWW. AWW.

JOSEPH.

HEY, BUDDY, INSECT
WORLD GOT YOU DOWN?

WELL, CLOSE YOUR EYES

BECAUSE I AM GONNA SEND YOU

TO A LAND OF
SUNSHINE AND FLOWERS.

SMELL THIS.

JOEY, YOU'VE BEEN RIDING

IN THE DRYER AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU?

I'M JUST IN A GREAT MOOD.

I WANT TO TELL YOU
WHAT HAPPENED,

BUT I CAN'T YET.

UNCLE JESSE, HE'S
DRIVING US CRAZY.

YEAH. MAKE HIM TELL US.

OK. JOEY, WHAT'S UP?

CAN'T TELL YOU.

THE MAN WILL NOT CRACK.

HI, GIRLS.

HI, DAD!

BYE, GIRLS.

OK, JOEY. WE'RE ALL
HERE. SPILL YOUR GUTS.

I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN

AS ONE OF THE HOT
UP-AND-COMING COMICS

TO GO ON A 2-WEEK,
16-COLLEGE TOUR.

YES!

ALL RIGHT! I KNEW
YOU'D GET A JOB!

SSS!

OOH, THE MAN IS HOT!

WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM.

I'M NOT SURE IF I'M
GONNA GO OR NOT.

JOEY!

WHY NOT?

WELL, WHEN I MOVED IN HERE,

I MADE A COMMITMENT
TO HELP WITH THE GIRLS

AND COOK AND CLEAN
AND DO LAUNDRY.

I CAN'T JUST TAKE OFF LIKE THAT.

JOEY, YOU HAVE WORKED
TOO LONG AND TOO HARD

TO PASS THIS UP.

MAN, THIS COULD
BE YOUR BIG BREAK.

YOU GOTTA GO FOR IT.

YOU'RE GOING.

YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS?

BOTH YOU GUYS WORK.

WE'LL GO WITH YOU.

YEAH. IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY

TO LOOK AT COLLEGES.

LET'S GET OUT OF
KINDERGARTEN FIRST.

LISTEN, GUYS. IT'S SIMPLE.

I WILL FILL IN FOR JOEY.

I'LL JUST TAKE A COUPLE
WEEKS OFF THE BUG BIZ.

YOU CAN DO THAT?

SURE, I WORK FOR MY DAD.

CAN'T FIRE ME 'CAUSE
MY MOM WON'T LET HIM.

YOU GUYS SURE YOU CAN
GET ALONG WITHOUT ME?

ABSOLUTELY.

GREAT.

AHH. BABY, YOU'RE THE GREATEST.

HA HA! THANKS, RALPH.

GIRLS.

YOU TOUCH ME, THE DEAL'S OFF.

IT'S TOO LATE. I'VE
ALREADY STARTED.

AW, JEEZ.

THAT'S NO PENGUIN.
THAT'S GEORGE BUSH.

[RECORDED LAUGHTER]

OH, NO. THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

IT'S WONDERFUL TO BE HERE AT...

FILL-IN-THE-BLANK COLLEGE,

HOME OF THE FIGHTING,
UH... SOME ANIMAL.

[LAUGHTER]

OH, NO. CUT IT OUT.

JUST A LITTLE
CONFIDENCE BUILDER.

IT'S SOME OF YOUR FINEST WORK.

WHY DON'T I GO UPSTAIRS

AND WORK ON THIS WEEK'S
BASKETBALL BLOOPER REEL.

JOEY, THERE SEEMS TO
HAVE BEEN AN EXPLOSION

IN YOUR ALCOVE

WHICH HAS HURLED MOST
OF YOUR POSSESSIONS

TO THE 4 CORNERS
OF THE LIVING ROOM.

[LAUGHTER]

I'M SORRY. I LOVE THIS MACHINE.

LOOK, DANNY. I'LL CLEAN UP, OK?

YOU GO WORK ON
YOUR BLOOPER REEL,

AND I'LL GET BACK

TO WRITING COLLEGE MATERIAL.

NOW GET OUT OF HERE.

[FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE PLAYS]

[MUSIC STOPS]

STEPH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M PRACTICING FOR MY
NEXT HONEYBEE MEETING.

THAT'S VERY NICE, BUT
I'M TRYING TO REHEARSE.

GO AHEAD. IT WON'T BOTHER ME.

[MUSIC PLAYS]

HEY, JESS, I'M LOOKING

FOR A PLACE TO REHEARSE.

GOOD LUCK.

UNCLE JESSE, I'M TRYING
TO DO MY HOMEWORK.

SORRY.

BETCHA CHUCK BERRY

DIDN'T HAVE TO
LIVE WITH 3 NIECES.

MICHELLE.

MICHELLE, ARE YOU BUSY?

[BABBLES]

[REPEATS MICHELLE'S BABBLING]

SORRY.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD COMPANY.

SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD COMPANY.

[LAUGHTER]

OH, CUT IT OUT. YOU
PEOPLE ARE TOO MUCH.

QUIT IT.

GET OUT OF HERE.

HA HA HA!

AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

A DRAMATIC PRESENTATION.

A LITTLE SOMETHING
I LIKE TO CALL

ODE TO A FOUNTAIN.

TA-DA!

JOEY, THAT LOOKS SO REAL.

EVERY TIME I SEE YOU
DO YOUR FOUNTAIN ACT,

I WANT TO THROW
PENNIES ON YOUR FACE

AND MAKE A WISH.

JUST WISH THAT I DO
THAT WELL ON THE TOUR.

OH, YOU'LL BE GREAT.

I FINISHED MY HOMEWORK,

SO YOU CAN REHEARSE IN MY ROOM.

BUT PLEASE DON'T SPIT ON MY BED.

OH, D.J., IT'S OK.

THE GARAGE REALLY
ISN'T THAT BAD.

IT'S FREEZING.

YOUR WRAP, MADAME.

MERCI BEAUCOUP.

OOH LA LA.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
KEPT YOUR CLOTHES

IN YOUR CAR.

WELL, THAT ALCOVE IS SO SMALL.

BUT MY TRUNK MAKES
A GOOD CLOSET.

THE WORST PART, D.J., IS
NOT HAVING ANY PRIVACY.

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

I LIVE WITH A 5-YEAR-OLD
WHO THINKS THAT I WAS BORN

SO THAT SHE'D HAVE
SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH.

NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING.

NO, OF COURSE NOT.

D.J., IN MY PRE-ALCOVE DAYS,

I LIVED LIKE A KING.

I HAD MY OWN DOOR,

4 WALLS, AND A LIGHT SWITCH.

IT WAS CAMELOT.

NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING.

WELL, IN MY PRE-STEPHANIE DAYS,

MY BANANARAMA POSTER
DIDN'T HAVE TO SHARE THE WALL

WITH RAINBOW BRITE.

Both: NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING.

WELL, IF YOU NEED A
PLACE TO KEEP YOUR SOCKS,

MY BIKE BASKET IS ALL YOURS.

THANKS, D.J.,

BUT I KEEP MY SOCKS IN
THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT.

IF YOU REALLY WANT
TO DO ME A FAVOR,

YOU CAN GET ME
ANOTHER GLASS OF WATER

SO I CAN FINISH WASHING
THE REST OF THE CAR.

YOU GOT IT.

AND IT WAS JUST SO SAD.

I MEAN, THERE WAS JOEY

ALONE IN THE COLD GARAGE,

SPITTING WATER INTO
THE AIR... FOR NOBODY.

THAT IS SAD.

COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE.
WE COULD'VE HAD TO WATCH IT.

RIGHT, MICHELLE?

DAD, JOEY HAS NO
PLACE TO REHEARSE.

ISN'T THERE SOMETHING
WE CAN ALL DO TO HELP HIM?

WHAT JOEY REALLY
NEEDS IS HIS OWN ROOM.

YES, YOU'RE RIGHT.
JOEY NEEDS A ROOM.

OK, LET'S STOP AND
THINK ABOUT THIS.

DARN, NO ROOMS.

OH, WELL, WE THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

I'M KIDDING, I'M JOKING, I...

SEE? SHE KNOWS I'M JOKING. HUH?

DADDY.

WHAT?

JOEY'S NOT HERE YET.

TIME OUT, STEPHANIE.

HONEY, LET'S HAVE A LITTLE TALK

ABOUT THIS LOOKOUT THING.

THE KEY IS TO LET US
KNOW WHEN JOEY IS COMING,

NOT WHEN JOEY IS NOT COMING.

THIS IS HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.

NO, SWEETIE, IT'S EASY.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
WHEN YOU SEE JOEY COMING,

YOU GIVE US THE SECRET CODE.

UM..."THE DUCK
FLIES AT MIDNIGHT."

"THE DUCK FLIES AT MIDNIGHT."

I SHOULD GET PAID FOR THIS.

OK, I GOT THIS ALL FIGURED OUT.

NOW IF I MOVE INTO
MICHELLE'S ROOM,

JOEY MOVES INTO MY ROOM,

MICHELLE MOVES INTO THE ALCOVE,

AND STEPHANIE GETS

HER VERY OWN TENT
IN THE BACKYARD.

I DON'T THINK SO.

OK, PLAN "B"...

IF WE PUT BUNK
BEDS IN JESSE'S ROOM,

THAT MEANS UNCLE JESSE AND JOEY

COULD BE ROOMMATES.

GREAT IDEA, HUH?

I DON'T THINK SO.

OH, HERE YOU ARE.

THE DUCK... THE TURTLE...

THE CHICKEN DRIVES TO 7-11!

AT MIDNIGHT.

Danny: IT'S A NEW CATCH PHRASE.

ALL THE KIDS ARE SAYING IT.

WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?

UH, WELL, WE'RE DOING
THIS NEW FAMILY RITUAL

WHERE WE SING MICHELLE TO SLEEP.

A NEW FAMILY RITUAL?

MM-HMM.

WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS CALL ME?

WHY DIDN'T WE CALL...

WELL, THAT'S SIMPLE, TOO.

WHAT IT IS,

WE'RE DOING THIS 4-PART
HARMONY THING TONIGHT,

AND... HERE WE GO. 1, 2, 3, 4...

♪ LULLABY ♪

♪ THE FARMER IN THE DELL ♪

♪ AND GOOD NIGHT ♪

♪ THE FARMER IN THE DELL ♪

♪ AND THE WORDS
WE'RE NOT SURE OF ♪

♪ THE FARMER IN THE DELL ♪

♪ THE FARMER IN THE... ♪

WE'VE GOT TO GET JOEY
OUT OF THAT ALCOVE.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

WHY DIDN'T... THE
DUCK! THE DUCK!

♪ BOIL THEM CABBAGE DOWN, BOY ♪

♪ TURN THEM CAKES BROWN ♪

♪ THE ONLY SONG I HAVE TO SING ♪

♪ IS BOIL THAT CABBAGE DOWN ♪

JESS, THE GIRLS'
AFTER-SCHOOL ACTIVITIES

FOR THE NEXT 2
WEEKS ARE IN BLUE,

EXCEPT FOR D.J.'s
DENTAL APPOINTMENT,

WHICH IS IN GREEN.

AND I PUT THE CLEANING
SCHEDULE IN PINK.

ALEX, I'LL TAKE DENTAL
APPOINTMENTS FOR 50.

GOOD MORNING, MY FRIENDS.

GOOD MORNING.

JUST IN TIME. WE'VE
GOT YOUR EGGS,

WE'VE GOT YOUR BACON,
WE'VE GOT YOUR TOAST,

WE'VE GOT YOUR MILK, WE'VE
GOT YOUR ORANGE JUICE,

AND... THE MORNING PAPER,

SPORTS SECTION ON THE TOP.

IT LOOKS LIKE JESSE.

IT SOUNDS LIKE JESSE.

I THINK I'LL KEEP HIM.

HEY, ALL HAZEL'S DONE SO FAR

IS MAKE BREAKFAST.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

THEY'RE GREAT.
I'LL HAVE SECONDS.

SECONDS? OK.

SECONDS FOR YOU

AND SECONDS FOR YOU, ALL RIGHT?

HOW COME NOBODY EVER ASKS

FOR A SECOND HELPING OF MY EGGS?

SO, UH, JESS, DID MICHELLE EAT?

YEAH, LIKE A HORSE.

SHE'S SLEEPING IT
OFF IN HER PLAYPEN.

WAY TO GO, JESS.

I'M SORRY. I'M LATE FOR WORK.

JOEY, BUDDY, YOU
ARE ON YOUR WAY.

KNOCK 'EM DEAD. BLOW 'EM AWAY.

YOU'RE GONNA KILL 'EM.

YOU'RE IN A VERY
VIOLENT BUSINESS.

SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

THANKS. MADE MYSELF
AN EGG McJESSE.

ALL RIGHT.

DID YOU THINK OF AN ALTERNATIVE

TO JOEY'S ALCOVE PROBLEM?

OH, NOT YET. BUT I STAYED UP

ALL NIGHT THINKING ABOUT IT.

I THOUGHT YOU HAD A DATE.

OK, I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT.

WELL, LET'S KEEP THINKING.

ALL RIGHT. SEE YA.

BYE, GIRLS.

BYE, DAD. BYE, DAD.

[HORN HONKS]

IT'S THE BUS!

I'M SORRY. I FORGOT
TO PACK YOUR LUNCHES.

AH TUT TUT TUT TUT!

FEED BAGS, YOUNG LADIES.

THANKS, UNCLE JESSE.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

BYE, JOEY. BYE.

BYE, JOEY. HAVE FUN.

THANKS. BYE.

WE'LL SEE YOU IN A MONTH.

IN 2 WEEKS.

JOSEPH, YOU BETTER
GET GOING, MAN.

YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE.

NOW, JESS, REMEMBER, I
LEFT ALL THE IMPORTANT...

JOEY, WE CAN TAKE CARE OF IT.

ARE YOU SURE?

YES. WE DON'T NEED YOU. NOW GO.

T.C.B... TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS.

COME ON. GO.

BUT I... L.R.N...
LEAVE RIGHT NOW.

IN OTHER WORDS, W.A.Y.G.?

WHY AREN'T YOU GONE? GO!

OK. I'M GOING.

♪ BOIL THAT CABBAGE
DOWN, BOY... ♪

HI, MICHELLE.

YEAH.

UH-HUH. NO, I HAVEN'T LEFT YET.

BUT I'M GOING FOR 2 WEEKS.

SOMETHING'S GOING ON HERE.

I MEAN, THEY'RE HAVING
FAMILY RITUALS WITHOUT ME.

I CAN BE REPLACED LIKE THAT

BY A ROCK 'N' ROLL EXTERMINATOR.

MAYBE THEY DON'T NEED ME.

HMM.

YEAH, I KNOW.

I THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY
ONE WHO CARES ABOUT ME.

HERE. GIVE ME A KISS.

AH.

OK.

BYE, MICHELLE.

OK. YOU STAY RIGHT THERE.

TELL EVERYONE I'LL MISS THEM...

IF THEY CARE.

BYE.

TV Announcer: WE'LL
BE RIGHT BACK

WITH JUDGE WAPNER'S
DECISION AFTER THIS.

HANG THAT DRY-CLEANER!
JUDGE WAPNER, HANG HIM!

ALL RIGHT. WE GOT
THE HOUSEWORK DONE.

TIME FOR A LITTLE DESSERT.

HERE YOU GO.

TUT! WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE UNCLE?

I KNOW, IT'S ME. GO AHEAD.

ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW
WHAT TIME IT IS, PAL?

IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE GAME

I LIKE TO CALL "MICHELLE BALL."

LIKE THIS... PHH PHH!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

HA HA! ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,

WE'LL GO ANSWER THE DOOR,

BUT WHEN WE COME BACK,

YOU'LL THROW ME UP IN THE AIR

AND BLOW BUBBLES
ON MY TUMMY, OK?

GET IT? BLOW BUBBLES ON...

I'LL GET THE DOOR.

OH, HI, JOANIE.

HI, JESSE. HI, MICHELLE.

WHERE'S JOEY?

JOEY... WELL, HE'S OUT OF TOWN

AND I'M TAKING OVER FOR HIM.

OH, GOOD, BECAUSE
IT'S JOEY'S AFTERNOON.

JOEY'S AFTERNOON?

FOR WHAT?

TO WATCH THE KIDS.

TO WATCH THE KIDS. THE KIDS!

I WATCH MICHELLE ON TUESDAYS,

AND THE OTHER MOMS TAKE TURNS

THE REST OF THE WEEK.

THE OTHER MOMS?

YEAH. LIKE BARBARA AND JANICE.

BARBARA AND JANICE. BARBARA!

HI, JOANIE.

HI, JESSE.

HI, MICHELLE. HI, ROBBIE.

HI, EVERYBODY.

OH, JESSE, MY ROBBIE
DOESN'T GET ALONG

WITH BARB'S BENJI,

SO TRY AND KEEP THEM SEPARATED.

AND HERE I THOUGHT
I'D HAVE NOTHING TO DO.

HI, JESSE.

HI, BARBARA. HI, JOANIE.

HI, RYAN. HI, ROBBIE.

HI, MICHELLE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR COMING.

GO AHEAD, MY FRIEND.

LISTEN, I'M VERY
GOOD WITH CHILDREN.

YOU GIRLS GO HAVE FUN.

HAVE A NICE DAY. SHOP.
DO WHATEVER YOU DO.

COME BACK. BYE.

Mothers: BYE!

THANK YOU. BYE-BYE, GIRLS!

BYE, GIRLS AND... WE THANK YOU.

ATTENTION, ALL CRUMB GOBBLERS.

JOSEPH'S OUT OF TOWN.
BIG J'S IN CHARGE HERE.

IT'S QUITE SIMPLE...

I CAN BE YOUR BEST FRIEND
OR YOUR WORST ENEMY.

THE CHOICE IS YOURS.

LAUNDRY FIGHT!

BAD CHOICE.

LISTEN, I SPENT
ALL DAY CLEANING.

GENTLEMEN, LISTEN...
LET'S SIT DOWN AND...

FELLAS, I DON'T THINK, REALLY,

WE SHOULD THROW
LAUNDRY THIS AFTERNOON.

THANK YOU. THANKS
VERY MUCH. THANKS YOU.

HOW WOULD COSBY HANDLE THIS?

D.J.: I MISS JOEY ALREADY.

Stephanie: YEAH. ME, TOO.

NOT LIKE I MISS HIM.

AH, TUT TUT TUT!

UNCLE JESSE,

MAYBE WE SHOULD
EAT WITHOUT DADDY.

SOMETIMES HE COMES
HOME REAL LATE.

BUT A FAMILY SHOULD
ALWAYS EAT TOGETHER.

NOW WE'LL GIVE YOUR
FATHER 5 MORE MINUTES, OK?

COULD WE START ON
SOME VEGETABLES?

DID I SAY VEGETABLES?

I MUST BE STARVING.

HI, HONEY, I'M HOME.

HI, GIRLS.

Both: HI, DAD.

I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
AT THE LAST MINUTE,

I HAD TO RUSH OUT TO OAKLAND

TO COVER A WARRIORS'
PRACTICE SESSION.

TRAFFIC WAS
MISERABLE. THE CAMERA...

GIVE ME A BREAK.

HUH?

DON'T "HUH" ME.

YOU WALTZ IN HERE
25 MINUTES LATE

AND EXPECT SYMPATHY? HA!

WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW...

I HAVE CLEANED THE HOUSE

AND WASHED AND
IRONED YOUR CLOTHES

AND RAN A DAY CARE CENTER

FOR SOCIALLY DEVIANT MUNCHKINS

AND MISSED OPRAH.

RAN THIS ONE TO A BALLET LESSON,

THIS ONE TO THE DENTIST.

NO CAVITIES. THANK
YOU VERY MUCH.

DO YOU REALIZE
THAT I HAVE SLAVED

OVER A HOT STOVE

SO YOU COULD HAVE A HOT
MEAL WHEN YOU COME HOME?

HUH? HUH?

JESSE, I'M SORRY.

SORRY, HA!

SORRY. SORRY DOESN'T
CHANGE THE FACT

THAT MY CHICKEN
TETRAZZINI IS RUINED!

RUINED!

IT'S ALL DRIED OUT.

BUT DO YOU HAVE THE
COMMON COURTESY

TO CALL ME AND TELL ME

YOU'RE GONNA BE
25 MINUTES LATE? NO!

WELL, I AM NOT AN ANIMAL.

OH, MY GOD, WHAT'S
HAPPENING TO ME?

I'M TURNING INTO JUNE CLEAVER.

AW, YOU ARE A
BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING.

JESSE, THE FIRST DAY IS
ALWAYS THE TOUGHEST.

NO.

HEY, MY SAD LITTLE SOLDIER,

THIS WILL PERK YOU UP.

I FIGURED OUT THE
PERFECT SOLUTION

TO JOEY'S ALCOVE PROBLEM.

I TALKED TO SOME CONTRACTORS,

AND DURING THE NEXT 2 WEEKS,

WE ARE GOING TO BUILD
JOEY HIS OWN BEDROOM.

GOOD IDEA!

OH, GREAT.

ANOTHER ROOM FOR ME TO CLEAN.

UNCLE JESSE, YOUR
CHICKEN'S PRETTY GOOD.

YEAH. IT'S JUST A LITTLE DRY.

I'M BACK.

THE DUCK FLIES AT MIDNIGHT!

I GOT IT!

OK. EVERYBODY BE COOL.

DON'T SAY A THING.

OK. WHOSE TURN IS IT?
WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE?

OK, I'D LIKE TO BUY INDIANA.

ALL RIGHT. $500.

OK. DON'T FORGET THE CHANGE.

THERE YOU GO. ALL
RIGHT... UH, HELLO.

HI, JOEY. HI, JOEY.

WHOSE TURN IS IT?

HOW DID THE COLLEGE TOUR GO?

FINE. REAL GOOD.

HOW DID EVERYTHING GO HERE?

OH, REAL COOL.

THE HOUSE IS COOL,
KIDS ARE COOL.

THERE'S SOME PEKING
DUCK IN THE FRIDGE FOR YOU.

JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY,

WOULD ANYBODY HAPPEN TO KNOW

WHERE ALL MY STUFF IS?

YEAH. WE MOVED IT
DOWN TO THE GARAGE.

OH. I SEE.

I THINK IT'S YOUR TURN.

WELL, MAYBE THERE'S
SOMETHING ELSE

YOU'D LIKE TO TELL
ME, LIKE GOOD-BYE.

JOEY.

ADIOS? AM-SCRAY?

JOEY.

HIT THE ROAD, JOEY.

JOEY, YOUR STUFF
IS IN THE GARAGE.

GO CHECK IT OUT.

I'LL CHECK IT OUT,

AND THEN I'LL PACK IT UP.

YOU JUST THREW ALL MY
STUFF DOWN IN THE GARAGE?

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST FLING
IT OUT ON THE FRONT LAWN?

AM I STILL GETTING MY MAIL HERE

OR DID YOU FORWARD
IT TO THE GUTTER?

I DIDN'T DEMAND TO MOVE IN HERE.

I VOLUNTEERED TO HELP OUT.

IF YOU DIDN'T NEED MY HELP,

ALL YOU HAD TO SAY WAS...

JOEY IS AN IDIOT.

OHH HA HA!

I GOT A BATHROOM, MY
JETS, MANNY, MY BED.

I LOVE IT!

YOU DESERVE IT!

HOW DID YOU GUYS
GET MY OLD FURNITURE?

YOUR MOM.

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE
JUNK THAT WAS DOWN HERE?

ATTIC.

WHERE'S YOUR MOTORCYCLE?

BACK YARD.

WHERE WE GONNA PARK OUR CARS?

STREET.

THIS WAS THE GARAGE?

DANNY, THIS MUST
HAVE COST A FORTUNE.

DON'T ASK.

JOEY, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND,

AND YOU'RE DOING
ME THE BIGGEST FAVOR

OF MY LIFE BY HELPING
ME RAISE MY GIRLS.

THIS IS JUST OUR WAY
OF SAYING THANKS.

NO ONE HAS EVER DONE

ANYTHING LIKE
THIS FOR ME BEFORE.

AND THE BEST PART IS,

AS GREAT AS MY NEW ROOM IS,

YOU GUYS REALLY WANT ME HERE.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

YOU'RE A PART OF OUR FAMILY.

FACE IT, PAL. YOU'RE A TANNER.

HA HA HA!

WELCOME HOME, JOSEPH.

TOMORROW, YOU'RE
ON THE DAY SHIFT.

STEPH, I GOT GREAT NEWS.

THIS MEANS YOU CAN
MOVE INTO THE ALCOVE!

YOU'RE TOO GOOD
TO ME. IT'S ALL YOURS.

THANKS FOR THE ROOM, EVERYBODY.

FORWARD YOUR MAIL
TO THE GUTTER, HUH?

FLING YOUR STUFF
ON THE LAWN, HUH?

I WAS KIDDING. I'M A COMEDIAN.

I'M IN THE KIDDING BUSINESS.

KID THIS.

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.