Fireman Sam (1987–2020): Season 11, Episode 5 - Wally Wizzo - full transcript
♪ When he hears
that fire alarm ♪
♪ Sam is always
cool and calm ♪
[SIREN WAILS]
♪ If you're stuck
give him a shout ♪
♪ He'll be there
to help you out ♪
♪ So move aside,
make way ♪
♪ For Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cos he's gonna
save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cos he's
brave to the core ♪
♪ Sam is the
hero next door ♪
[RADIO STATIC CRACKLES]
-The penguins are
on the move!?
The penguins are on the move.
-Penguins? I thought we were
expecting the Royal Party?
-It's the code name FOR
the Royal Party Bronwyn!
-They clearly chose it
because a lot of species
of penguins have royal names -
like Emperor Penguins
and King Penguins.
-No... we just chose
it because
Elvis likes penguins...
[BALLOON DEFLATES]
-Well I hope the kids get back
in time from their trip,
I wouldn't want them to miss
the Prince and Princess...
-I'm sure they will, Bronnie...
I'm sure they will...
-and we'll need to block off
that end of the street
in case of runaway go-karts...
-Yes Sir...
-And make sure those
railings are safe...
You never know when the stage
is going to slide off the Quay
and into the water...
-Roger that Sir...
Ha ha! Seriously!
Fall in to the sea?!
-This IS Pontypandy Arnold...
-Could that happen?
Ellie... Ellie?
Could that really happen?
-It's so great that
the Royal Party
will have a lovely red
carpet to walk on Sam!
-It is Elvis!
-Right... So if we get the angle
right and you give the carpet
a good hard shove, it should
unroll in just the right place.
-Okay Sam!
[GRUNTS]
[SPLASH!]
-Hmm! Did you forget to take
the string off the carpet Elvis?
-Yes Sam, I did...
-Right
-Another successful hike with
the Wild Men of Pontypandy.
-And you've all earned your
Prince's Award Badge!
Now it's back to Pontypandy
to collect your awards
from the actual Prince!
-Hoooray!!!!!! Yes!!
Woo hoo! Yes!
-Oh I can't wait to
see the Prince...
I've got a present
for his little boy!
-He's a Prince too Mandy,
he won't want your
nasty old toy.
-Woooahh! Stop!
-Ow! Oof! Ooo... Ow!
-There's supposed to
be a bridge here!
-Oh no!
-And now we'll never get back
in time to see the Prince!!
[HAIRDRYERS BLOWING]
-I... I think that's dry
enough now Elvis...
-Ah... Right, so.
This is where the Royal Party
will get out of their car...
So the red carpet
should start... HERE!
-But it has to go all the
way to the stage... HERE!
-But it has to go all the
way to the car Elvis...
-Aaah! I think we might have
shrunk the carpet Sam...
-Yes Elvis...
I think we have...
[BEEP OF A HORN]
-Oh no!
-It's alright everyone, I'm
here!
And I've brought the
bunting...
-No need to put the red carpet
out for me Sam!
-I think it might need
a clean now Sam.
Shall we put it
back in the sea?
-Listen up people.
We have ten minutes.
-Oh no!
We'll never make it across in
time for the royal visit.
-Never say never to the...
... Wild Men of Pontypandy!
Grrrrrrrrrr!
-So... what exactly are
the Wild Men of
Pontypandy going to do?
Teach us to get
our flying badges?
-No... The Wild Men will show
you how to cross a ravine!
[GRUNTS]
-There you go, safe as houses!
-You'll be back before
you know it, eh!
-It's not the carpet
it was Elvis...
-No Sam... it isn't.
-What? The Royal Party...
I mean the penguins...
Uh, whatever they're called...
-The Prince and Princess have
made an unscheduled stop
at Dilys's Cut Price Store!!
-What!? Why would
they go there?
-Apparently they've forgotten
the little Prince's
favourite toy and they've
stopped to see if they can
get him something there!
-So why are we waiting here?
-Last one to see the Prince
is a mouldy potato!
-Shall we take the red carpet
with us Sam?
-No Elvis, I think this
carpet's royal days
are over...
-Come on James! The Prince is
waiting! Don't look down!
-Oh no... I ha--
-Yep we know James... you hate
rope bridges across ravines...
but you're nearly here!
Gotcha!
-Now it's just me to go! Let
me show you lot how it's done!
-You show 'em big T!
-What's that sheep doing?
-Wha... Sheep?
-Em... Looks like it's
eating the rope!
-No no no no no no no no...
-Go away sheep, you're
not wanted here!!
Go and eat something
else! Shoo!!
-Come on Tom...
you're a Wild Man...
-Oh oh...
[ROPE SNAPS]
-Waaarrgghh!
- [Gasp] Oh! Lookout!
-Ow!
-Oh no!
-Oh! Tom?
-Ow...
I've hurt my shoulder...
I can't climb out!
-I think we'd better call
Fireman Sam, eh!
-I can't see anything!
-Neither can I!
-I can... with my
Viewmaster 2000...
-What are they doing?
-Well it doesn't look like
they managed to find
a toy for the little Prince!
-Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
-But it does look like Dilys
managed to sell them
a jar of pickles from the
discount aisle ...
-Hoooray!!!
-Oooo! Dilys will be pleased,
she's been trying
to use those up before they
go out of date.
-Oooo! They're coming out!!!!
[ALARM BEEPS]
-Tom Thomas is stuck
on a rocky ledge
and has injured his shoulder.
-Tom Thomas is stuck
on a rocky ledge
and has injured his shoulder!
-Roger that sir!
-Um! But sir, if Tom
is stuck on a ledge,
who is going to fly the
rescue helicopter?!
-I can fly a helicopter!
-Oh!?
[HELICOPTER STARTS]
-I'll get you in as
close as I can!
-Nearly there...
-Aw thanks Sam!
That was a close one!
-But now we'll have
missed the Prince...
he'll have gone by the
time we get back...
... but who is?
- [gasps] Huh!?
-What... Umm...
-Anyone need a lift
to Pontypandy?
[gasps] But...
Ooo... Ooo
-Greetings and welcome to
Pontypandy your highness...
[CROWD APPLAUDS]
-Well done all of you!
A fine achievement for the
Pontypandy Cadets...
[MORE APPLAUSE]
-Oh wait!
-Ahem. I brought this
for the little Prince!
-Thank you Mandy...
-I'm sure he'll like
it more than Dilys's
discounted pickles...
-What do you mean?
My mam told me they were
one of my five-a-day,
I've been eating them with my
cereal for a month!
-Helicopter!!
-Well done everybody...
I think that went quite well.
[relaxing sigh and laugh]
-Aaah!
-Oh oh...
-Quick everyone, jump clear!
-Watch out! Oh no! Eeek!
-It's going into the sea!
-Sam, the stage has
slid into the sea...
-Yes it has Elvis...
-Aren't we going to need the
helicopter to get the stage
back out before the Mayor of
Newtown visits next week?
-But we haven't got a pilot.
-Oh! Prince, come back.
Your Highness come back.
Mr. Prince...
that fire alarm ♪
♪ Sam is always
cool and calm ♪
[SIREN WAILS]
♪ If you're stuck
give him a shout ♪
♪ He'll be there
to help you out ♪
♪ So move aside,
make way ♪
♪ For Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cos he's gonna
save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cos he's
brave to the core ♪
♪ Sam is the
hero next door ♪
[RADIO STATIC CRACKLES]
-The penguins are
on the move!?
The penguins are on the move.
-Penguins? I thought we were
expecting the Royal Party?
-It's the code name FOR
the Royal Party Bronwyn!
-They clearly chose it
because a lot of species
of penguins have royal names -
like Emperor Penguins
and King Penguins.
-No... we just chose
it because
Elvis likes penguins...
[BALLOON DEFLATES]
-Well I hope the kids get back
in time from their trip,
I wouldn't want them to miss
the Prince and Princess...
-I'm sure they will, Bronnie...
I'm sure they will...
-and we'll need to block off
that end of the street
in case of runaway go-karts...
-Yes Sir...
-And make sure those
railings are safe...
You never know when the stage
is going to slide off the Quay
and into the water...
-Roger that Sir...
Ha ha! Seriously!
Fall in to the sea?!
-This IS Pontypandy Arnold...
-Could that happen?
Ellie... Ellie?
Could that really happen?
-It's so great that
the Royal Party
will have a lovely red
carpet to walk on Sam!
-It is Elvis!
-Right... So if we get the angle
right and you give the carpet
a good hard shove, it should
unroll in just the right place.
-Okay Sam!
[GRUNTS]
[SPLASH!]
-Hmm! Did you forget to take
the string off the carpet Elvis?
-Yes Sam, I did...
-Right
-Another successful hike with
the Wild Men of Pontypandy.
-And you've all earned your
Prince's Award Badge!
Now it's back to Pontypandy
to collect your awards
from the actual Prince!
-Hoooray!!!!!! Yes!!
Woo hoo! Yes!
-Oh I can't wait to
see the Prince...
I've got a present
for his little boy!
-He's a Prince too Mandy,
he won't want your
nasty old toy.
-Woooahh! Stop!
-Ow! Oof! Ooo... Ow!
-There's supposed to
be a bridge here!
-Oh no!
-And now we'll never get back
in time to see the Prince!!
[HAIRDRYERS BLOWING]
-I... I think that's dry
enough now Elvis...
-Ah... Right, so.
This is where the Royal Party
will get out of their car...
So the red carpet
should start... HERE!
-But it has to go all the
way to the stage... HERE!
-But it has to go all the
way to the car Elvis...
-Aaah! I think we might have
shrunk the carpet Sam...
-Yes Elvis...
I think we have...
[BEEP OF A HORN]
-Oh no!
-It's alright everyone, I'm
here!
And I've brought the
bunting...
-No need to put the red carpet
out for me Sam!
-I think it might need
a clean now Sam.
Shall we put it
back in the sea?
-Listen up people.
We have ten minutes.
-Oh no!
We'll never make it across in
time for the royal visit.
-Never say never to the...
... Wild Men of Pontypandy!
Grrrrrrrrrr!
-So... what exactly are
the Wild Men of
Pontypandy going to do?
Teach us to get
our flying badges?
-No... The Wild Men will show
you how to cross a ravine!
[GRUNTS]
-There you go, safe as houses!
-You'll be back before
you know it, eh!
-It's not the carpet
it was Elvis...
-No Sam... it isn't.
-What? The Royal Party...
I mean the penguins...
Uh, whatever they're called...
-The Prince and Princess have
made an unscheduled stop
at Dilys's Cut Price Store!!
-What!? Why would
they go there?
-Apparently they've forgotten
the little Prince's
favourite toy and they've
stopped to see if they can
get him something there!
-So why are we waiting here?
-Last one to see the Prince
is a mouldy potato!
-Shall we take the red carpet
with us Sam?
-No Elvis, I think this
carpet's royal days
are over...
-Come on James! The Prince is
waiting! Don't look down!
-Oh no... I ha--
-Yep we know James... you hate
rope bridges across ravines...
but you're nearly here!
Gotcha!
-Now it's just me to go! Let
me show you lot how it's done!
-You show 'em big T!
-What's that sheep doing?
-Wha... Sheep?
-Em... Looks like it's
eating the rope!
-No no no no no no no no...
-Go away sheep, you're
not wanted here!!
Go and eat something
else! Shoo!!
-Come on Tom...
you're a Wild Man...
-Oh oh...
[ROPE SNAPS]
-Waaarrgghh!
- [Gasp] Oh! Lookout!
-Ow!
-Oh no!
-Oh! Tom?
-Ow...
I've hurt my shoulder...
I can't climb out!
-I think we'd better call
Fireman Sam, eh!
-I can't see anything!
-Neither can I!
-I can... with my
Viewmaster 2000...
-What are they doing?
-Well it doesn't look like
they managed to find
a toy for the little Prince!
-Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
-But it does look like Dilys
managed to sell them
a jar of pickles from the
discount aisle ...
-Hoooray!!!
-Oooo! Dilys will be pleased,
she's been trying
to use those up before they
go out of date.
-Oooo! They're coming out!!!!
[ALARM BEEPS]
-Tom Thomas is stuck
on a rocky ledge
and has injured his shoulder.
-Tom Thomas is stuck
on a rocky ledge
and has injured his shoulder!
-Roger that sir!
-Um! But sir, if Tom
is stuck on a ledge,
who is going to fly the
rescue helicopter?!
-I can fly a helicopter!
-Oh!?
[HELICOPTER STARTS]
-I'll get you in as
close as I can!
-Nearly there...
-Aw thanks Sam!
That was a close one!
-But now we'll have
missed the Prince...
he'll have gone by the
time we get back...
... but who is?
- [gasps] Huh!?
-What... Umm...
-Anyone need a lift
to Pontypandy?
[gasps] But...
Ooo... Ooo
-Greetings and welcome to
Pontypandy your highness...
[CROWD APPLAUDS]
-Well done all of you!
A fine achievement for the
Pontypandy Cadets...
[MORE APPLAUSE]
-Oh wait!
-Ahem. I brought this
for the little Prince!
-Thank you Mandy...
-I'm sure he'll like
it more than Dilys's
discounted pickles...
-What do you mean?
My mam told me they were
one of my five-a-day,
I've been eating them with my
cereal for a month!
-Helicopter!!
-Well done everybody...
I think that went quite well.
[relaxing sigh and laugh]
-Aaah!
-Oh oh...
-Quick everyone, jump clear!
-Watch out! Oh no! Eeek!
-It's going into the sea!
-Sam, the stage has
slid into the sea...
-Yes it has Elvis...
-Aren't we going to need the
helicopter to get the stage
back out before the Mayor of
Newtown visits next week?
-But we haven't got a pilot.
-Oh! Prince, come back.
Your Highness come back.
Mr. Prince...