Fireman Sam (1987–2020): Season 11, Episode 5 - Wally Wizzo - full transcript

♪ When he hears
that fire alarm ♪

♪ Sam is always
cool and calm ♪

[SIREN WAILS]

♪ If you're stuck
give him a shout ♪

♪ He'll be there
to help you out ♪

♪ So move aside,
make way ♪

♪ For Fireman Sam

♪ 'Cos he's gonna
save the day ♪

♪ Fireman Sam

♪ 'Cos he's
brave to the core ♪

♪ Sam is the
hero next door ♪



[RADIO STATIC CRACKLES]

-The penguins are
on the move!?

The penguins are on the move.

-Penguins? I thought we were
expecting the Royal Party?

-It's the code name FOR
the Royal Party Bronwyn!

-They clearly chose it
because a lot of species

of penguins have royal names -

like Emperor Penguins
and King Penguins.

-No... we just chose
it because

Elvis likes penguins...

[BALLOON DEFLATES]

-Well I hope the kids get back
in time from their trip,

I wouldn't want them to miss
the Prince and Princess...

-I'm sure they will, Bronnie...
I'm sure they will...



-and we'll need to block off
that end of the street

in case of runaway go-karts...

-Yes Sir...

-And make sure those
railings are safe...

You never know when the stage
is going to slide off the Quay

and into the water...

-Roger that Sir...

Ha ha! Seriously!
Fall in to the sea?!

-This IS Pontypandy Arnold...

-Could that happen?

Ellie... Ellie?
Could that really happen?

-It's so great that
the Royal Party

will have a lovely red
carpet to walk on Sam!

-It is Elvis!

-Right... So if we get the angle
right and you give the carpet

a good hard shove, it should
unroll in just the right place.

-Okay Sam!

[GRUNTS]

[SPLASH!]

-Hmm! Did you forget to take
the string off the carpet Elvis?

-Yes Sam, I did...

-Right

-Another successful hike with
the Wild Men of Pontypandy.

-And you've all earned your
Prince's Award Badge!

Now it's back to Pontypandy
to collect your awards

from the actual Prince!

-Hoooray!!!!!! Yes!!
Woo hoo! Yes!

-Oh I can't wait to
see the Prince...

I've got a present
for his little boy!

-He's a Prince too Mandy,

he won't want your
nasty old toy.

-Woooahh! Stop!

-Ow! Oof! Ooo... Ow!

-There's supposed to
be a bridge here!

-Oh no!

-And now we'll never get back
in time to see the Prince!!

[HAIRDRYERS BLOWING]

-I... I think that's dry
enough now Elvis...

-Ah... Right, so.

This is where the Royal Party
will get out of their car...

So the red carpet
should start... HERE!

-But it has to go all the
way to the stage... HERE!

-But it has to go all the
way to the car Elvis...

-Aaah! I think we might have
shrunk the carpet Sam...

-Yes Elvis...
I think we have...

[BEEP OF A HORN]

-Oh no!

-It's alright everyone, I'm
here!

And I've brought the
bunting...

-No need to put the red carpet
out for me Sam!

-I think it might need
a clean now Sam.

Shall we put it
back in the sea?

-Listen up people.
We have ten minutes.

-Oh no!

We'll never make it across in
time for the royal visit.

-Never say never to the...

... Wild Men of Pontypandy!
Grrrrrrrrrr!

-So... what exactly are

the Wild Men of
Pontypandy going to do?

Teach us to get
our flying badges?

-No... The Wild Men will show
you how to cross a ravine!

[GRUNTS]

-There you go, safe as houses!

-You'll be back before
you know it, eh!

-It's not the carpet
it was Elvis...

-No Sam... it isn't.

-What? The Royal Party...

I mean the penguins...

Uh, whatever they're called...

-The Prince and Princess have
made an unscheduled stop

at Dilys's Cut Price Store!!

-What!? Why would
they go there?

-Apparently they've forgotten
the little Prince's

favourite toy and they've
stopped to see if they can

get him something there!

-So why are we waiting here?

-Last one to see the Prince
is a mouldy potato!

-Shall we take the red carpet
with us Sam?

-No Elvis, I think this
carpet's royal days

are over...

-Come on James! The Prince is
waiting! Don't look down!

-Oh no... I ha--

-Yep we know James... you hate
rope bridges across ravines...

but you're nearly here!

Gotcha!

-Now it's just me to go! Let
me show you lot how it's done!

-You show 'em big T!

-What's that sheep doing?

-Wha... Sheep?

-Em... Looks like it's
eating the rope!

-No no no no no no no no...

-Go away sheep, you're
not wanted here!!

Go and eat something
else! Shoo!!

-Come on Tom...
you're a Wild Man...

-Oh oh...

[ROPE SNAPS]

-Waaarrgghh!

- [Gasp] Oh! Lookout!

-Ow!

-Oh no!
-Oh! Tom?

-Ow...

I've hurt my shoulder...
I can't climb out!

-I think we'd better call
Fireman Sam, eh!

-I can't see anything!

-Neither can I!

-I can... with my
Viewmaster 2000...

-What are they doing?

-Well it doesn't look like
they managed to find

a toy for the little Prince!

-Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

-But it does look like Dilys
managed to sell them

a jar of pickles from the
discount aisle ...

-Hoooray!!!

-Oooo! Dilys will be pleased,
she's been trying

to use those up before they
go out of date.

-Oooo! They're coming out!!!!

[ALARM BEEPS]

-Tom Thomas is stuck
on a rocky ledge

and has injured his shoulder.

-Tom Thomas is stuck
on a rocky ledge

and has injured his shoulder!

-Roger that sir!

-Um! But sir, if Tom
is stuck on a ledge,

who is going to fly the
rescue helicopter?!

-I can fly a helicopter!

-Oh!?

[HELICOPTER STARTS]

-I'll get you in as
close as I can!

-Nearly there...

-Aw thanks Sam!
That was a close one!

-But now we'll have
missed the Prince...

he'll have gone by the
time we get back...

... but who is?

- [gasps] Huh!?

-What... Umm...

-Anyone need a lift
to Pontypandy?

[gasps] But...
Ooo... Ooo

-Greetings and welcome to
Pontypandy your highness...

[CROWD APPLAUDS]

-Well done all of you!

A fine achievement for the
Pontypandy Cadets...

[MORE APPLAUSE]

-Oh wait!

-Ahem. I brought this
for the little Prince!

-Thank you Mandy...

-I'm sure he'll like
it more than Dilys's

discounted pickles...

-What do you mean?
My mam told me they were

one of my five-a-day,

I've been eating them with my
cereal for a month!

-Helicopter!!

-Well done everybody...

I think that went quite well.

[relaxing sigh and laugh]

-Aaah!
-Oh oh...

-Quick everyone, jump clear!

-Watch out! Oh no! Eeek!

-It's going into the sea!

-Sam, the stage has
slid into the sea...

-Yes it has Elvis...

-Aren't we going to need the
helicopter to get the stage

back out before the Mayor of
Newtown visits next week?

-But we haven't got a pilot.

-Oh! Prince, come back.

Your Highness come back.
Mr. Prince...