Fireman Sam (1987–2020): Season 11, Episode 4 - Monster Mania - full transcript
Monster Mania hits Pontypandy and Norman is determined to be the first person to spot the monster.
♪ When he hears
that fire alarm ♪
♪ Sam is always
cool and calm ♪
♪ If you're stuck give
him a shout ♪
♪ He'll be there
to help you out ♪
♪ So move aside, make way
♪ For Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cause he's gonna
save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cause he's brave
to the core ♪
♪ Sam is the hero next door
Norman: There once was a
redheaded young wizard
called Wally Wizzo.
He had many magical powers!
Norman, I don't think
dangling a jar of pickles
off a fishing line
is a magical power.
Argh!!
CUT!!
James, that's
your fault that is!
Jiggle it up and down a bit!
[smash]
Norman Price!
Those were premium pickles!
I am trying to make my
movie look spectacular
and very magical!
Oh!
Come on.
Let's go and do
the next shot!
You'll see!
I'm going to upload
it online and then
I'll go VIRAL!
Viral??
Don't you go
catching a cold, Norman Price!
Can you pass me
the CD please?
Hello everyone.
Doing a spot of
computer maintenance?
It's a new operating system
for the Mountain Rescue
Centre - with all sorts of
bonza features like a fire
alarm in digital
surround sound!
Great, Tom!
Glad there's someone
here who really understands
technology.
Yeah.
This morning I tried to make
some toast in the photocopier.
Right!
Better get going - off to
my niece's birthday party.
Oh!
Mustn't forget the
party game software!
Ohhh, I wish I was
invited to the party!
I love birthday parties!
Ooooo I love toast, too!
All aboard the Wizard
and Warlock Express!
[train whistle]
Oh no!
Look everyone!
It is a spooky ghostie
following the train!
Ooo-wooo!
[giggling]
What are you two
laughing about?
That's about as magical
as that jar of pickles!
It looks like your mum's
dressing gown but with a
balloon head!
That's because it is!!
No it's not.
It's a SPOOKY GHOSTIE!!
WOOOOO-OOOOOO!!
Ooooo --- WAAAAAHHHH!
Heeeellllpppp!!
Oh dear, I'd better
call Fireman Sam!
Upload complete.
Excellent!
Now to test the
new fire alarm.
[party music]
Oh!
What is that
infernal racket!?
Oh dear - It looks like
Tom uploaded the wrong CD.
This isn't the new
Mountain Rescue Centre
operating system.
It's Dance-Dance Party-thon!
Oh goody!
Let's boogie!
A spookie ghostie has
pulled Norman Price
out of a train window.
He's now stuck up a
tree in the mountains!
Huh.
Well.
It is Pontypandy.
[siren]
Just keep calm
Norman, nearly there.
I got you.
Only you could turn kite-flying
into an extreme sport.
Eurgh!
I wasn't kite-flying, I
was making a spectacular
and very magical movie!
Well be careful.
There's nothing
magical about danger.
Or your mum's dressing gown.
Wally Wizzo faces the Evil
Wizard in a great and epic
magical battle!
You'll never
cast a curse on me,
Lord Lizardface!
Oh yeah?
Ice Cream Headache-eo!
ARRRGH!
Spaghetti Legs-eo!
[laughing]
Ah, CUT!
What's so funny NOW?
I'm sorry Norman.
It just doesn't
look magical at all!
WAIT!!
You want magic?
I'll show you MAGIC!
Special effect sparklers!!
Take this, Lord Lizardface!
Wait...
what...!
Aah!
I think I'd
better call Uncle Sam!
Hey guys, are we
all ready to conga!?
No I am not!!
Hmm.
I'm not having any
luck turning it off -
and Tom's not due back with
the proper CD for hours.
Listen you overpriced,
oversized bucket of junk -
switch off now!
And that's an order!
I'm sorry Norris - I'm
afraid I can't do that.
Well I'll show you.
Er, No sir.
I don't think that's a -
Switching to Pool Party mode.
Great tangled hoses!!
Ooo - tropical!
[alarm beeps]
Oh oh!
A wizard's battle has caused
a wildfire in the mountains
and it's spreading quickly.
I think it's going to
be one of those days!
There - all out.
Sparklers and dry grass?
Not a good mix, Norman.
Sorry Fireman Sam.
I was just trying
to be extra magical.
You know what would
be really magical?
If you stayed out of trouble
for the rest of the day.
The final scene will be
danger-free, I promise!
Well, let's hope so.
And now, the big broom-flying
scene - take one!
No Norman - that zip
wire's really high up!
It's all part of my
mega-magical special effects.
I want this movie to
go viral remember?
I want so many hits,
I break the internet!
The only thing
you'll break is your leg!
I'll be OK.
I am an ace director!
Ooh!
I can't look.
Woohoo!
I'm flyyyyyiiiiinnnng!
Hahahaha!
Ow!
I'm dangling!
Call Fireman Sam!!!
[dance music]
Just make it stop.
Wally Wizzo, master wizard,
is dangling from a zip wire
above the waterfall, hanging
upside down by his foot.
I should have seen
that one coming really.
[sirens]
Help!
Hang tight, Norman.
Sam's coming!
Hurry, Sam!
Aunty Phyllis gave me this
scarf and it's really cheap!
Ooo, this is a cliffhanger!
I can barely watch!
Ohhh, I hope Sam
reaches him soon!
Me too!
I'm almost out
of storage space!
Whoa!
Gotcha!
Norman Price, that could
have been much more serious!
I'm sorry, Sam.
I just wanted to make
the most SPECTACULAR
online movie ever!
Hmmm.
Online eh?!
I'll do ANYTHING to make
it up to you, Sam.
Yes you will!
And I know just how.
See - you just download
the new software straight
from the internet.
Ta da!
It's child's play really.
So we don't even need a CD?
[laughs]
CDs are for old people!
Old people??!
That's a bit harsh!
New operating
system installed.
Wow!
Just like magic!
Ah!
I've finished
editing the movie!
I've even made a
bloopers reel to upload.
Aaah!
No don't do that!
Do what?
Upload the bloopers!
Uploading bloopers now.
Nooooooo!
Look Norman -
you've gone viral!
Disappearing Spell!
Ina-bin-eo.
Zap!
A disappearing spell?
If only it was that easy.
♪♪
♪ So move aside,
make way ♪
♪ For Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cause he's going
to save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cause he's brave
to the core ♪
♪ Sam is the hero
next door ♪
that fire alarm ♪
♪ Sam is always
cool and calm ♪
♪ If you're stuck give
him a shout ♪
♪ He'll be there
to help you out ♪
♪ So move aside, make way
♪ For Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cause he's gonna
save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cause he's brave
to the core ♪
♪ Sam is the hero next door
Norman: There once was a
redheaded young wizard
called Wally Wizzo.
He had many magical powers!
Norman, I don't think
dangling a jar of pickles
off a fishing line
is a magical power.
Argh!!
CUT!!
James, that's
your fault that is!
Jiggle it up and down a bit!
[smash]
Norman Price!
Those were premium pickles!
I am trying to make my
movie look spectacular
and very magical!
Oh!
Come on.
Let's go and do
the next shot!
You'll see!
I'm going to upload
it online and then
I'll go VIRAL!
Viral??
Don't you go
catching a cold, Norman Price!
Can you pass me
the CD please?
Hello everyone.
Doing a spot of
computer maintenance?
It's a new operating system
for the Mountain Rescue
Centre - with all sorts of
bonza features like a fire
alarm in digital
surround sound!
Great, Tom!
Glad there's someone
here who really understands
technology.
Yeah.
This morning I tried to make
some toast in the photocopier.
Right!
Better get going - off to
my niece's birthday party.
Oh!
Mustn't forget the
party game software!
Ohhh, I wish I was
invited to the party!
I love birthday parties!
Ooooo I love toast, too!
All aboard the Wizard
and Warlock Express!
[train whistle]
Oh no!
Look everyone!
It is a spooky ghostie
following the train!
Ooo-wooo!
[giggling]
What are you two
laughing about?
That's about as magical
as that jar of pickles!
It looks like your mum's
dressing gown but with a
balloon head!
That's because it is!!
No it's not.
It's a SPOOKY GHOSTIE!!
WOOOOO-OOOOOO!!
Ooooo --- WAAAAAHHHH!
Heeeellllpppp!!
Oh dear, I'd better
call Fireman Sam!
Upload complete.
Excellent!
Now to test the
new fire alarm.
[party music]
Oh!
What is that
infernal racket!?
Oh dear - It looks like
Tom uploaded the wrong CD.
This isn't the new
Mountain Rescue Centre
operating system.
It's Dance-Dance Party-thon!
Oh goody!
Let's boogie!
A spookie ghostie has
pulled Norman Price
out of a train window.
He's now stuck up a
tree in the mountains!
Huh.
Well.
It is Pontypandy.
[siren]
Just keep calm
Norman, nearly there.
I got you.
Only you could turn kite-flying
into an extreme sport.
Eurgh!
I wasn't kite-flying, I
was making a spectacular
and very magical movie!
Well be careful.
There's nothing
magical about danger.
Or your mum's dressing gown.
Wally Wizzo faces the Evil
Wizard in a great and epic
magical battle!
You'll never
cast a curse on me,
Lord Lizardface!
Oh yeah?
Ice Cream Headache-eo!
ARRRGH!
Spaghetti Legs-eo!
[laughing]
Ah, CUT!
What's so funny NOW?
I'm sorry Norman.
It just doesn't
look magical at all!
WAIT!!
You want magic?
I'll show you MAGIC!
Special effect sparklers!!
Take this, Lord Lizardface!
Wait...
what...!
Aah!
I think I'd
better call Uncle Sam!
Hey guys, are we
all ready to conga!?
No I am not!!
Hmm.
I'm not having any
luck turning it off -
and Tom's not due back with
the proper CD for hours.
Listen you overpriced,
oversized bucket of junk -
switch off now!
And that's an order!
I'm sorry Norris - I'm
afraid I can't do that.
Well I'll show you.
Er, No sir.
I don't think that's a -
Switching to Pool Party mode.
Great tangled hoses!!
Ooo - tropical!
[alarm beeps]
Oh oh!
A wizard's battle has caused
a wildfire in the mountains
and it's spreading quickly.
I think it's going to
be one of those days!
There - all out.
Sparklers and dry grass?
Not a good mix, Norman.
Sorry Fireman Sam.
I was just trying
to be extra magical.
You know what would
be really magical?
If you stayed out of trouble
for the rest of the day.
The final scene will be
danger-free, I promise!
Well, let's hope so.
And now, the big broom-flying
scene - take one!
No Norman - that zip
wire's really high up!
It's all part of my
mega-magical special effects.
I want this movie to
go viral remember?
I want so many hits,
I break the internet!
The only thing
you'll break is your leg!
I'll be OK.
I am an ace director!
Ooh!
I can't look.
Woohoo!
I'm flyyyyyiiiiinnnng!
Hahahaha!
Ow!
I'm dangling!
Call Fireman Sam!!!
[dance music]
Just make it stop.
Wally Wizzo, master wizard,
is dangling from a zip wire
above the waterfall, hanging
upside down by his foot.
I should have seen
that one coming really.
[sirens]
Help!
Hang tight, Norman.
Sam's coming!
Hurry, Sam!
Aunty Phyllis gave me this
scarf and it's really cheap!
Ooo, this is a cliffhanger!
I can barely watch!
Ohhh, I hope Sam
reaches him soon!
Me too!
I'm almost out
of storage space!
Whoa!
Gotcha!
Norman Price, that could
have been much more serious!
I'm sorry, Sam.
I just wanted to make
the most SPECTACULAR
online movie ever!
Hmmm.
Online eh?!
I'll do ANYTHING to make
it up to you, Sam.
Yes you will!
And I know just how.
See - you just download
the new software straight
from the internet.
Ta da!
It's child's play really.
So we don't even need a CD?
[laughs]
CDs are for old people!
Old people??!
That's a bit harsh!
New operating
system installed.
Wow!
Just like magic!
Ah!
I've finished
editing the movie!
I've even made a
bloopers reel to upload.
Aaah!
No don't do that!
Do what?
Upload the bloopers!
Uploading bloopers now.
Nooooooo!
Look Norman -
you've gone viral!
Disappearing Spell!
Ina-bin-eo.
Zap!
A disappearing spell?
If only it was that easy.
♪♪
♪ So move aside,
make way ♪
♪ For Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cause he's going
to save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cause he's brave
to the core ♪
♪ Sam is the hero
next door ♪