Final Combat (1989–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Episode #1.5 - full transcript
Tuen Yuk-lau, you come out here
Tuen Yuk-lau...
What is the ruckus here?
Why aren't you practicing?
You had the nerve to get mad?
We have the same father and mother
Why you set me up?
What are you talking about?
You know what I am talking about
I thought you taught me martial arts
out of kindness
But you took me for a fool
What you taught me is Bliss Force
Yuk-lau, how many times I have told you
You can't let Tuen Fei cultivate
Bliss Force
Why you wouldn't listen
Dad, you know I had no choice
If I didn't do it
Calamity would befall the martial world
Not only just us
3000 Celestine disciples will also meet
their doom
That's what you said
If we can't beat that Koo Yim-yeung
We make a truce with him
If it can't be done, we can run
We really have to kill?
I am not a coward
I just hate myself
Why I was not born
At an even hour on an even day
in an even month of an even year
You weren't, that's why you say so
If you were
You wouldn't cultivate it no matter what
Dad, don't you let him fool you
His acting is very pro
Dad, Tuen Fei is my brother
How will I want him dead?
But if I didn't do it
The martial world will be doomed
I have thought about it
Once Tuen Fei masters Bliss Force
We will go to Koo Yim-yeung together
We brothers will die together
Yuk-lau, you get up
Dad, you blast at him
He wants me dead,
why you won't scold him?
He is your son, am I not you son too?
Tuen Fei, I know I have wronged you
What's the use of saying this?
I am going to die, Dad
I am going to die
Why you still take his side?
Why?
It is destiny
Dad, you should know
Tuen Fei cannot stop his cultivation
at this point
Yuk-lau, you know Tuen Fei
is not cut out for martial arts
The only thing I can do now is to
look for the Sun Spa to treat him
I will go look for the Sun Spa
to treat Tuen Fei
Chu, you like this colour?
Buy it if you like it
You think it is for me?
You are going to meet your prospective
bridegroom tomorrow
You have to doll up
Come on, let me see if it matches you
All right, buy it
Chu, what's wrong with you today?
You are just not here
Mom, you think that rascal is all right?
Rascal? Tuen Fei?
So you are thinking of that trickster
Don't tell me it is from hating him
to loving him
What? Who will like him?
Just thinking about
his look makes me puke
You are just tough outside
You think I don't know?
It is no big deal worrying about him
He has a potty mouth
But he is not a bad man
It is out of kindness
I just want to know if he is dead
You won't feel easy unless
you have seen him
You just go and be back early
Yes
Don't you look at me like I am a monster
I will die, so what?
You too will die sooner or later
Wah, you come over here
Junior Young Master...
Don't look like you have just lost
your father
Come have fun with me
Junior Young Master...
I don't want you to die
Look at you, a man and you cry
How unbecoming
Laugh at him
1, 2, 3...laugh at him
How pathetic
So you sure take it lightly
This is me
Even if the sky falls
There are tall guys to hold it up
Looking pathetic won't make me live
Why not die happy?
You agree?
That's enough
It is indifference wine
Don't drink too much
Shut up
So what?
I am dying anyway
I don't care if it is poison
You stop it...Junior Young Master
It really is potent
You don't have to bother with me
You take a break
I go in for a nap
- Junior Young Master...
- Leave me alone
- Junior Young Master...
- You wake up
- He is dead again? - What?
He still has heartbeat
He is drunk only
- Wake up... - He has come to...
Junior Young Master...wake up...
Junior Young Master
Butch, you can be rest assured
Even if I have become a ghost
I will bless you that you will find
a good husband
Bu if no one will marry you
Don't you come to me
You go to Biu
What? Junior Young Master
Mental
- Remember, or go to Wah - What? Me?
Don't you forget
You are drunk
Help him up
Junior Young Master, get up...
Junior Young Master
Poor me, I don't even have a wife
Yet I am going to die
Junior Young Master
Junior Young Master, please
Junior Young Master
Actually I am terrified...
Come on, Junior Young Master...
I am just over 20 years old
I am supposed to have a long way ahead
But poor me
I am going to die
Help me find a way
Find a way to help me, I am so scared
- Junior Young Master, please
- Help...
Junior Young Master, come on...
Junior Young Master...
Poor him! He talks tough only
Why he has such an evil brother
Get up, don't cry
Take him to my wine house
See if Mom can help him
All right, let us go
Madam Li, how is Junior Young Master?
He will be fine for the time being
His lips are moving...
Junior Young Master...
Junior Young Master, you have come to...
Yes, I have come to, everyone can tell
What nonsense, really
Why you took me here?
You only talk tough
You got drunk with indifference wine
And cried on my shoulders
- It was true? -Yes
Why didn't you stop me?
- Who can stop your blathering?
- You...
Tuen Fei, have you died in the past
few days?
Twice
You just eat while you can
Go to have fun while you can
Why?
To be honest, you only have a month left
What? Junior Young Master only has
a month left?
Junior Young Master...
Mom, there really is no way to save him?
There is one
Legend has it that there is a Sun Island
The spa there can cure anything
It is no use
I heard it from my evil brother
No one knows its whereabouts
I may have reincarnated several times
before it is found
You have to be so pessimistic?
You can't just sit here
and wait for death
Mom, no one really knows its whereabouts?
Chu, you remember it?
I took you here from Shanxi
when you were four
We met a storm on the way
We went up an island
There were many golden birds flying about
No, you suspect that was Sun Island?
Legend has it that the spa is golden
in colour
It is the habitat of the golden lark
They build their nests nearby
That means I can be saved
Yes...let us just go...
Don't get carried away
It was so long ago
I don't remember where the island is
So it is no use
Junior Young Master, come on...
You...don't you lose heart so easily
All right, I go look for it
with you tomorrow
See if it is in your destiny
Chu, you really are going with him?
It is like looking for a needle
in a haystack
Moreover, you have to meet
your prospective husband tomorrow
It can be postponed
But if he dies,
he can't come back to life
Touch wood
Moreover, that Chu guy
is quite an eyesore
I may not be willing even if he is
Catch me if you can
Catch you? All right, I will catch you...
No...you are naughty
Lechers inside, listen
You let the women go, or else...
Who is it?
So it is Brother Hon
You prankster
It has been some time
You have lived up to the name of
Nine Banes of Peach Blossom
Brother Hon, don't just stand here
- Let us talk inside, come on - Sure
Come in
Guys, Brother Hon is back
Brother Hon, you are back
It has been some time
- Sit... - Sure
- It was 5 years -5 years
You have not forgotten this Brother Hon
You suddenly showed up
So you have picked up Mystic Ice Palace
martial arts?
Don't mention it
I had been in Mystic Ice Palace
for so many years
That cunning monster
He never taught me one martial art
He ordered me around like a dog
Brother Hon, when will you go back?
Go back? I am not going back
I have failed in my mission
I left that Suet Ngan to her death
in the quicksand
I will die if I go back
I am not going back
Brother Hon, it was serious
No big deal, he will never know I did it
He will think it was Tuen Yuk-lau
Moreover, his mind is on taking on
Celestine School
Even if he knew it was me
He would not have time to come to me
That's good then
It will be fine...
let us not talk about it
It is our reunion, let us have fun
Young Mistress, please get on board
Proceed
Wait...please wait...
Faster, the boat is about to set sail
Luckily we made it
Or it would mean a long wait
Ladies, what is it?
On Master's order
No one can see our boat
Hold it
So it is you
How come you are here?
We are catching the boat to Shanxi
The hussies are your underlings?
Tuen Fei, the boat you meant has gone
Gone?
I told you not to go to the outhouse
But it was an emergency
Then what took you so long?
You liked the smell there?
- But... - What?
Go there again since you liked it so much
It will be a fortnight before there is
another boat
Lady, this is your boat?
Since we know each other
Why not give us a ride?
No! You get lost!
But...
Tuen Fei...
You human or not? He is dying
This trip is to look for cure for him
You don't have to give us a ride
But why hurt him? You human or not?
You get on board
No...
You hussy...
- Brother Hon... - What is it?
- It is serious...
- What so serious?
Suet Ngan is not dead
We saw her going to the seaside
So she is going back to Mystic Ice Palace
If she tells the monster I tried
to rape her and kill her
I am doomed
It really means trouble
Call all brothers back
We have to kill her before she goes back
How do you feel? You all right?
You have come to
I died again?
Yes, but this lady let us get on board
Really? Then thank you
Oh yes, I just felt your pulse
It was very odd
What ails you?
It is not just odd, it is weird
It causes him to die from time to time
It was his wicked brother's fault
He taught his brother such weird
martial art
That would kill his brother
Forget it, don't mention it again
What martial art were you cultivating
Then has landed you in such a state?
Some Bliss Force
Bliss Force?
You have anything to do with
Celestine School?
Why are you so agitated?
I ask you what is your relationship
with Celestine School
I am the Junior Young Master of
Celestine School
I didn't tell you?
Oh yes, I didn't
Now I have told you and you know
You saved my life, I shouldn't kill you
But you are man of Celestine
You look so gentle-looking
Why this about face?
- Indeed, why?
- It is not your business
Hey...let us make it clear first
All right, let me tell you
I am the goddaughter of Koo Yim-yeung
of Mystic Ice Palace
Now you know what is going on
He only has a month left
You do him some kindness
You let me live for a few days more
No
Forget it, don't beg her
I am so down in luck
I am going to die anything
You just kill me if you want to
I made a mistake saving you
No...
-You just do it - All right
Please, don't kill him
I can spare you two for the time being
But I will take you back to see
my godfather
Some tough luck
Don't act tough
You must have regretted coming with me
Right?
But I didn't know it
would end up this way
What is going on?
Shut up...
No one here, come on, let us go
Young Mistress, we are ambushed
Sister-in-arms, here we meet again
Hon Mok-kei, you traitor
Good, you come here on your own accord
Let me dispense penalty for my godfather
Penalty?
You were poisoned
You have not fully recovered
You can't beat me
If you are nice to me
- I may be nice to you in return
- Cheap
Throw them into the sea for the fish
Yes
No! He is not dead!
Not dead? Says who?
Quite dead, as stiff as a corpse
- No! - Throw him down
He really is not dead
- Just throw him into the water
-Yes
Believe me, he will come to
Come to? What nonsense
How will the dead come back to life?
It is true
You shut up
What are you doing?
Brother, he really has come to...
Yes, ghost...
How did you check it?
Brother, I tried his breathing
He really had no breathing
He really was dead
How strange
I died again?
How come I died so easily lately?
Last month, after my fight with
18 Demons of Manchuria
I died after taking more than 30 palms
Several days ago in the fight with
the Three Swordsmen of Wudong
I died after being stabbed more than
70 times
Some tough luck
I die and come to all the time
You can take it easy
You...you know black magic?
You can insult me
But don't you insult my shifu's
martial arts
This is called the Immortality Force
It was passed to me by an immortal
of more than 200 in age
Immortality Force?
Don't tell me
You have not heard of this supreme
martial art
Where the hell did you come from?
Missus
So you have got my wife
No wonder you look so cocky
All right, if you will let her go
I can pass the supreme martial art to you
Your blathering doesn't work
You all saw me die
You still don't believe it?
All right, no big deal
I can show you again
- He really is dead - Tuen Fei
You can see it yourself
Take him to the bow
See if he will come to
If he doesn't
Chop his dead off for the fish
Yes
Don't bother, there is no coming back
from death
- Just chop his dead off -Yes
Hold it, you wait a bit longer
He will come to very soon
Oops, I just made it
So you really know Immortality Force
I don't...it was just pure luck
You rascal, you tell me the truth
Brother, I told you the truth
and you didn't believe me
Feng shui master may fool you for years
But I said was verified
Immortality Force means I will not die
But you just wouldn't believe me
It was baffling
You teach it to me now
Now you want to learn it?
- Let me think about it - What?
Yes, but it can be talked over
What talked over?
You spare me your tricks
If you won't teach me
I will rape her in front of you
Then go ahead, just do it
I have long wanted to get a new one
Thank you
Actually, if you want me to teach you
You just be polite to me
This is me,
I can be coaxed but not coerced
I was kidding only
You really think I would rape your wife?
Kidding only?
- We are brothers - Right
Now tell me how Immortality Force
is cultivated
I feel hungry
I think you should give me a treat
and let me take a nap
Then I will teach you, all right?
When energy runs low I feel dizzy
What if I teach you the wrong moves?
It may backfire
All right...
take them in and feed them well
Yes
You go in for some rest too
Sure
Lady Boss, why aren't you in bed
at this hour?
I am worried about this silly girl
She has gone for so long
What if something has happened to her?
She must be fine
Probably the boat is delayed
She doesn't know martial arts
I shouldn't have let her go
What if...
Don't you go on, how I am worried too
Lan, what about this?
We go out to look for her tomorrow
Yes, let us do it
You had a good rest
Now recite the manual to me
All right, don't keep urging me
like I owe it to you
Do it
Only for once, don't you miss it
First line, vital energy in the
public region
Public region? What public region?
You call yourself a martial arts
practitioner?
The part down the belly button
The pubic region, not public region
You didn't do it on purpose, right?
Don't you piss me off
How did I know?
That' s what my shifu said
I just repeat his words
All right, no more nonsense
Second line
The second line is...
It is at the tip of my tongue
You have to believe it
The boat keeps rocking
It makes me feel dizzy
You have some pills for seasickness?
Go away
I have a sore throat
You can hear my voice is hoarse
Don't you piss me off
See? You have a sore throat
I am seasick
Both of us don't feel well
Let us not press ourselves
Why don't you anchor the boat alongshore
To make us more comfortable
Then I can recite it in whole to you
All right?
You think you can't die?
- Chop his hands off -Yes
Take it easy
Whatever it is
Let us sit down and have tea first
Take it easy
- What is it? - Nothing
Nothing?
You just dropped a book
Who? What book?
- You dropped a book? -No
- Be still - Take it easy
How cunning of you
You kept the manual here
You give it back to me
Shifu says the manual can't be shown
to others
Get lost!
- Give it back to me - Get lost!
I go cultivate it
I will ask you for points
I don't understand
You take him in
Tie him up with the two women
Yes
- No... - Go...
- Shifu says... - Save it and go
- You give it back to me... - Go...
Why took it away from me?
You can't have it, give it back to me
Give the manual back to me
What do you want?
Give the manual back to me
Don't go, you listen to me
Tuen Fei
You calling me? I am not rascal anymore?
You cut it out
They fell into the trap or not?
Those people...you don't know
I just found out that I should try acting
My performance was terrific
They swallowed it hook, line and sinker
You are smart
You put down Mystic Yang Force in reverse
That lecher cultivates it to his doom
I hope it works
It will
But first of all we have
to untie ourselves
The knot is sure tight
Come on...is it done?
Faster
You bite the rope off, not me
You just shut up
And let me warn you, don't fart
You hurry up
Brother...what is it? Brother...
Chu, don't bite your tongue off
to kill yourself
I am now held by that lecher
I don't want to live
Don't do foolish things
You leave me alone
I am going to die anyway
I would rather kill myself
than being killed
- But are you dead?
- What is going on?
I have mastered Immortality Force
Brother...
Drop dead!
What is your plan? You just tell us
They are coming
What are you looking for?
What is this?
Thunderbolt
It was meant for Celestine School
Now it is just right for Hon Mok-kei
You mean...
Talk no more
You and Chu go up to untie the sampan
Let me take care of it here
No, how I can leave you here by yourself
You save it
No more nonsense
You take care of it, let us go
- Come on - You be quick
- Invincible... - Brother
- Over there - Yes, come on
Suet Ngan is not here yet
Oh no, she is still not here
Chu...you come to
- Where are we?
- 1 don't know either
Oh no, Suet Ngan is nowhere in sight
Go look for her
Come on...be quick, come with me, come on
You be careful...don't trip
Lady Boss, Young Mistress is now far away
Let us turn back
We can't catch up with her
I hope so
How come so many broken pieces?
Look over there
Oh no, the boat exploded
What happened to Suet Ngan?
No sight of her, what to do?
I am hungry
I am hungry too, but what can we do?
We don't know where we are
We are going to die of hunger here
No, we won't
But where is Suet Ngan?
Suet Ngan, where are you?
There is smoke over there
Let us check it out
Come on, faster
This lady, I just felt your pulse
You were poisoned
How did you know?
Anyone with some medicine knowledge
can tell
It was no big deal
Yes, I was poisoned
But I will be fine
You have some rest
If anything happens, call us
Don't stand on ceremony
Oh yes, Lady, when you were on the boat
Did you see a girl named Li Chu
and a man named Tuen Fei?
You know them?
Yes, I am Li Chu's mother
They were on the same boat with you?
Yes, we were together
Where are they now?
The boat sank, and we were separated
The sea is so vast
Then Chu...must be dead
You take it easy
May be they are fine
I am done...Chu was the hope of my life
Now that she is dead
What is the point for me to go on living?
Why are you so sure she is dead?
She may have been washed ashore
Or saved as I was
Indeed, she is blessed
Blessed
Place you bet...
3, 2, 1...6 points, small
Come on
Bets on, hands off
Here it goes...
- You bet... - Bet more win more
Big or small
Chu...you come to...Chu
- 1am not dead? - No
How come I am here?
Indeed, how come? I just came to
You owe me three meals
Three meals, so what?
Small
Bets on, hands off, here it goes
Bets on...
Brother, I really have to pee
One round less
The people here are weird
Indeed, very weird
Let us just ask
Bets on...here it goes
This uncle, may I know where we are?
Don't get in the way
Get lost...really
- Come on...bets on...
- Small or big?
Elder, may I know where we are?
13 points, big...
Big again, 3 times in a row
Gentlemen, this way please, thank you
What?
May I know where we are?
Mental
Come on...
- Let us go... - Later
I lost, I want to go on
Let us go...come on
What? Gambling here again?
Go with me
Come on...be quick
- You all go out...
- Go out, be quick
- This knight-errant... - Go out
Why should we go out?
Don't you ask, just go...go
Just hurry up, you are too slow, faster
Faster, go...
You want to die? Faster... come on
Can I have some tea first?
Get up, and be quick
- All right - Go...
Faster, and work harder
Be careful, Uncle
You all right?
We work day and night
They want us dead
Uncle, where the hell are we?
Indeed
- You are new here? -Yes
Our boat subsided, we were washed here
No wonder you know nothing at all
How did you end up here?
It was a long story
It was 15 years ago
We were pirates
We met a storm at sea
And we were washed here
But we were put in chains
It was scary
When we were washed here
We heard some strange noise one night
Then something blew over
And we passed out
When we came to, we were all chained up
It was strange, some kind of monster?
We know nothing about monsters
We just know that we are given order
every morning
Will disappear the following day
That's how we have been chained up
for dozen of years
Yes, we work everyday
And now my beard is so long
What do they mean? How can they do it?
Who are those people?
Shirking work?
What does it mean?
I will not do it no matter what
You do it yourself
You shut up, people here will do anything
I am dying anyway
I just don't give a damn
You just suck it up
You may not care
But you should do it for my sake
I am the Junior Young Master of Celestine
Now I am really down and out
Madam Li
The matchmaker has just come
She has found Chu a good match
Boss Chan of the grocery store
in the adjacent village
And he likes Chu
It is in her destiny
What do you mean? Madam Li
I don't get it
If she is meant to be back
She should have been back
Oh yes, I am going out to sea
to look for her tomorrow
I have your medication ready
You just ask Lan to make it for you
No, thanks, I am much better now
I have to bid you goodbye
You take your time in your search
She is my daughter, she is my son
Even if I can't find her alive and well
I have to get her body back
The siren
Tail her, see where she is going
Let me out of here...why I am chained up?
Brother, you all right?
I am fine, let me out...
Brother has gone raving mad
Where has that hussy gone?
We are doomed
Brother, let us go into hiding
Nonsense! Where to hide?
Mystic Ice Palace has a scout ring
We still will die
Right
Our only hope is that the hussy is dead
Brother, I just saw Suet Ngan
of Mystic Ice Palace
- She is still alive - Where is she?
Going the direction of Xianyang
Brother, what to do?
That hussy has taken
Brother's flaccid drug
She has not fully recovered
Her martial artistry
has not fully restored
If 1 get her
I will quarter her
Young Master, we have tailed her
To the Fortune Inn
Young Master, let us not waste time
We go get her back
No use
Koo Yim-yeung is ruthless
His beloved Chu Shing-cheung
has been held captive for 20 years
He couldn't care less
Suet Ngan is just his adopted daughter
So we just let her go back
to Mystic Ice Palace?
It is all right, I know what to do
You are excused
Yes, Young Master
I have been waiting for you
Now let me see where you can go
You the lechers
If you had not come to me
I would have gone to you
Tuen Yuk-lau?
Run...
Tuen Yuk-lau...
What is the ruckus here?
Why aren't you practicing?
You had the nerve to get mad?
We have the same father and mother
Why you set me up?
What are you talking about?
You know what I am talking about
I thought you taught me martial arts
out of kindness
But you took me for a fool
What you taught me is Bliss Force
Yuk-lau, how many times I have told you
You can't let Tuen Fei cultivate
Bliss Force
Why you wouldn't listen
Dad, you know I had no choice
If I didn't do it
Calamity would befall the martial world
Not only just us
3000 Celestine disciples will also meet
their doom
That's what you said
If we can't beat that Koo Yim-yeung
We make a truce with him
If it can't be done, we can run
We really have to kill?
I am not a coward
I just hate myself
Why I was not born
At an even hour on an even day
in an even month of an even year
You weren't, that's why you say so
If you were
You wouldn't cultivate it no matter what
Dad, don't you let him fool you
His acting is very pro
Dad, Tuen Fei is my brother
How will I want him dead?
But if I didn't do it
The martial world will be doomed
I have thought about it
Once Tuen Fei masters Bliss Force
We will go to Koo Yim-yeung together
We brothers will die together
Yuk-lau, you get up
Dad, you blast at him
He wants me dead,
why you won't scold him?
He is your son, am I not you son too?
Tuen Fei, I know I have wronged you
What's the use of saying this?
I am going to die, Dad
I am going to die
Why you still take his side?
Why?
It is destiny
Dad, you should know
Tuen Fei cannot stop his cultivation
at this point
Yuk-lau, you know Tuen Fei
is not cut out for martial arts
The only thing I can do now is to
look for the Sun Spa to treat him
I will go look for the Sun Spa
to treat Tuen Fei
Chu, you like this colour?
Buy it if you like it
You think it is for me?
You are going to meet your prospective
bridegroom tomorrow
You have to doll up
Come on, let me see if it matches you
All right, buy it
Chu, what's wrong with you today?
You are just not here
Mom, you think that rascal is all right?
Rascal? Tuen Fei?
So you are thinking of that trickster
Don't tell me it is from hating him
to loving him
What? Who will like him?
Just thinking about
his look makes me puke
You are just tough outside
You think I don't know?
It is no big deal worrying about him
He has a potty mouth
But he is not a bad man
It is out of kindness
I just want to know if he is dead
You won't feel easy unless
you have seen him
You just go and be back early
Yes
Don't you look at me like I am a monster
I will die, so what?
You too will die sooner or later
Wah, you come over here
Junior Young Master...
Don't look like you have just lost
your father
Come have fun with me
Junior Young Master...
I don't want you to die
Look at you, a man and you cry
How unbecoming
Laugh at him
1, 2, 3...laugh at him
How pathetic
So you sure take it lightly
This is me
Even if the sky falls
There are tall guys to hold it up
Looking pathetic won't make me live
Why not die happy?
You agree?
That's enough
It is indifference wine
Don't drink too much
Shut up
So what?
I am dying anyway
I don't care if it is poison
You stop it...Junior Young Master
It really is potent
You don't have to bother with me
You take a break
I go in for a nap
- Junior Young Master...
- Leave me alone
- Junior Young Master...
- You wake up
- He is dead again? - What?
He still has heartbeat
He is drunk only
- Wake up... - He has come to...
Junior Young Master...wake up...
Junior Young Master
Butch, you can be rest assured
Even if I have become a ghost
I will bless you that you will find
a good husband
Bu if no one will marry you
Don't you come to me
You go to Biu
What? Junior Young Master
Mental
- Remember, or go to Wah - What? Me?
Don't you forget
You are drunk
Help him up
Junior Young Master, get up...
Junior Young Master
Poor me, I don't even have a wife
Yet I am going to die
Junior Young Master
Junior Young Master, please
Junior Young Master
Actually I am terrified...
Come on, Junior Young Master...
I am just over 20 years old
I am supposed to have a long way ahead
But poor me
I am going to die
Help me find a way
Find a way to help me, I am so scared
- Junior Young Master, please
- Help...
Junior Young Master, come on...
Junior Young Master...
Poor him! He talks tough only
Why he has such an evil brother
Get up, don't cry
Take him to my wine house
See if Mom can help him
All right, let us go
Madam Li, how is Junior Young Master?
He will be fine for the time being
His lips are moving...
Junior Young Master...
Junior Young Master, you have come to...
Yes, I have come to, everyone can tell
What nonsense, really
Why you took me here?
You only talk tough
You got drunk with indifference wine
And cried on my shoulders
- It was true? -Yes
Why didn't you stop me?
- Who can stop your blathering?
- You...
Tuen Fei, have you died in the past
few days?
Twice
You just eat while you can
Go to have fun while you can
Why?
To be honest, you only have a month left
What? Junior Young Master only has
a month left?
Junior Young Master...
Mom, there really is no way to save him?
There is one
Legend has it that there is a Sun Island
The spa there can cure anything
It is no use
I heard it from my evil brother
No one knows its whereabouts
I may have reincarnated several times
before it is found
You have to be so pessimistic?
You can't just sit here
and wait for death
Mom, no one really knows its whereabouts?
Chu, you remember it?
I took you here from Shanxi
when you were four
We met a storm on the way
We went up an island
There were many golden birds flying about
No, you suspect that was Sun Island?
Legend has it that the spa is golden
in colour
It is the habitat of the golden lark
They build their nests nearby
That means I can be saved
Yes...let us just go...
Don't get carried away
It was so long ago
I don't remember where the island is
So it is no use
Junior Young Master, come on...
You...don't you lose heart so easily
All right, I go look for it
with you tomorrow
See if it is in your destiny
Chu, you really are going with him?
It is like looking for a needle
in a haystack
Moreover, you have to meet
your prospective husband tomorrow
It can be postponed
But if he dies,
he can't come back to life
Touch wood
Moreover, that Chu guy
is quite an eyesore
I may not be willing even if he is
Catch me if you can
Catch you? All right, I will catch you...
No...you are naughty
Lechers inside, listen
You let the women go, or else...
Who is it?
So it is Brother Hon
You prankster
It has been some time
You have lived up to the name of
Nine Banes of Peach Blossom
Brother Hon, don't just stand here
- Let us talk inside, come on - Sure
Come in
Guys, Brother Hon is back
Brother Hon, you are back
It has been some time
- Sit... - Sure
- It was 5 years -5 years
You have not forgotten this Brother Hon
You suddenly showed up
So you have picked up Mystic Ice Palace
martial arts?
Don't mention it
I had been in Mystic Ice Palace
for so many years
That cunning monster
He never taught me one martial art
He ordered me around like a dog
Brother Hon, when will you go back?
Go back? I am not going back
I have failed in my mission
I left that Suet Ngan to her death
in the quicksand
I will die if I go back
I am not going back
Brother Hon, it was serious
No big deal, he will never know I did it
He will think it was Tuen Yuk-lau
Moreover, his mind is on taking on
Celestine School
Even if he knew it was me
He would not have time to come to me
That's good then
It will be fine...
let us not talk about it
It is our reunion, let us have fun
Young Mistress, please get on board
Proceed
Wait...please wait...
Faster, the boat is about to set sail
Luckily we made it
Or it would mean a long wait
Ladies, what is it?
On Master's order
No one can see our boat
Hold it
So it is you
How come you are here?
We are catching the boat to Shanxi
The hussies are your underlings?
Tuen Fei, the boat you meant has gone
Gone?
I told you not to go to the outhouse
But it was an emergency
Then what took you so long?
You liked the smell there?
- But... - What?
Go there again since you liked it so much
It will be a fortnight before there is
another boat
Lady, this is your boat?
Since we know each other
Why not give us a ride?
No! You get lost!
But...
Tuen Fei...
You human or not? He is dying
This trip is to look for cure for him
You don't have to give us a ride
But why hurt him? You human or not?
You get on board
No...
You hussy...
- Brother Hon... - What is it?
- It is serious...
- What so serious?
Suet Ngan is not dead
We saw her going to the seaside
So she is going back to Mystic Ice Palace
If she tells the monster I tried
to rape her and kill her
I am doomed
It really means trouble
Call all brothers back
We have to kill her before she goes back
How do you feel? You all right?
You have come to
I died again?
Yes, but this lady let us get on board
Really? Then thank you
Oh yes, I just felt your pulse
It was very odd
What ails you?
It is not just odd, it is weird
It causes him to die from time to time
It was his wicked brother's fault
He taught his brother such weird
martial art
That would kill his brother
Forget it, don't mention it again
What martial art were you cultivating
Then has landed you in such a state?
Some Bliss Force
Bliss Force?
You have anything to do with
Celestine School?
Why are you so agitated?
I ask you what is your relationship
with Celestine School
I am the Junior Young Master of
Celestine School
I didn't tell you?
Oh yes, I didn't
Now I have told you and you know
You saved my life, I shouldn't kill you
But you are man of Celestine
You look so gentle-looking
Why this about face?
- Indeed, why?
- It is not your business
Hey...let us make it clear first
All right, let me tell you
I am the goddaughter of Koo Yim-yeung
of Mystic Ice Palace
Now you know what is going on
He only has a month left
You do him some kindness
You let me live for a few days more
No
Forget it, don't beg her
I am so down in luck
I am going to die anything
You just kill me if you want to
I made a mistake saving you
No...
-You just do it - All right
Please, don't kill him
I can spare you two for the time being
But I will take you back to see
my godfather
Some tough luck
Don't act tough
You must have regretted coming with me
Right?
But I didn't know it
would end up this way
What is going on?
Shut up...
No one here, come on, let us go
Young Mistress, we are ambushed
Sister-in-arms, here we meet again
Hon Mok-kei, you traitor
Good, you come here on your own accord
Let me dispense penalty for my godfather
Penalty?
You were poisoned
You have not fully recovered
You can't beat me
If you are nice to me
- I may be nice to you in return
- Cheap
Throw them into the sea for the fish
Yes
No! He is not dead!
Not dead? Says who?
Quite dead, as stiff as a corpse
- No! - Throw him down
He really is not dead
- Just throw him into the water
-Yes
Believe me, he will come to
Come to? What nonsense
How will the dead come back to life?
It is true
You shut up
What are you doing?
Brother, he really has come to...
Yes, ghost...
How did you check it?
Brother, I tried his breathing
He really had no breathing
He really was dead
How strange
I died again?
How come I died so easily lately?
Last month, after my fight with
18 Demons of Manchuria
I died after taking more than 30 palms
Several days ago in the fight with
the Three Swordsmen of Wudong
I died after being stabbed more than
70 times
Some tough luck
I die and come to all the time
You can take it easy
You...you know black magic?
You can insult me
But don't you insult my shifu's
martial arts
This is called the Immortality Force
It was passed to me by an immortal
of more than 200 in age
Immortality Force?
Don't tell me
You have not heard of this supreme
martial art
Where the hell did you come from?
Missus
So you have got my wife
No wonder you look so cocky
All right, if you will let her go
I can pass the supreme martial art to you
Your blathering doesn't work
You all saw me die
You still don't believe it?
All right, no big deal
I can show you again
- He really is dead - Tuen Fei
You can see it yourself
Take him to the bow
See if he will come to
If he doesn't
Chop his dead off for the fish
Yes
Don't bother, there is no coming back
from death
- Just chop his dead off -Yes
Hold it, you wait a bit longer
He will come to very soon
Oops, I just made it
So you really know Immortality Force
I don't...it was just pure luck
You rascal, you tell me the truth
Brother, I told you the truth
and you didn't believe me
Feng shui master may fool you for years
But I said was verified
Immortality Force means I will not die
But you just wouldn't believe me
It was baffling
You teach it to me now
Now you want to learn it?
- Let me think about it - What?
Yes, but it can be talked over
What talked over?
You spare me your tricks
If you won't teach me
I will rape her in front of you
Then go ahead, just do it
I have long wanted to get a new one
Thank you
Actually, if you want me to teach you
You just be polite to me
This is me,
I can be coaxed but not coerced
I was kidding only
You really think I would rape your wife?
Kidding only?
- We are brothers - Right
Now tell me how Immortality Force
is cultivated
I feel hungry
I think you should give me a treat
and let me take a nap
Then I will teach you, all right?
When energy runs low I feel dizzy
What if I teach you the wrong moves?
It may backfire
All right...
take them in and feed them well
Yes
You go in for some rest too
Sure
Lady Boss, why aren't you in bed
at this hour?
I am worried about this silly girl
She has gone for so long
What if something has happened to her?
She must be fine
Probably the boat is delayed
She doesn't know martial arts
I shouldn't have let her go
What if...
Don't you go on, how I am worried too
Lan, what about this?
We go out to look for her tomorrow
Yes, let us do it
You had a good rest
Now recite the manual to me
All right, don't keep urging me
like I owe it to you
Do it
Only for once, don't you miss it
First line, vital energy in the
public region
Public region? What public region?
You call yourself a martial arts
practitioner?
The part down the belly button
The pubic region, not public region
You didn't do it on purpose, right?
Don't you piss me off
How did I know?
That' s what my shifu said
I just repeat his words
All right, no more nonsense
Second line
The second line is...
It is at the tip of my tongue
You have to believe it
The boat keeps rocking
It makes me feel dizzy
You have some pills for seasickness?
Go away
I have a sore throat
You can hear my voice is hoarse
Don't you piss me off
See? You have a sore throat
I am seasick
Both of us don't feel well
Let us not press ourselves
Why don't you anchor the boat alongshore
To make us more comfortable
Then I can recite it in whole to you
All right?
You think you can't die?
- Chop his hands off -Yes
Take it easy
Whatever it is
Let us sit down and have tea first
Take it easy
- What is it? - Nothing
Nothing?
You just dropped a book
Who? What book?
- You dropped a book? -No
- Be still - Take it easy
How cunning of you
You kept the manual here
You give it back to me
Shifu says the manual can't be shown
to others
Get lost!
- Give it back to me - Get lost!
I go cultivate it
I will ask you for points
I don't understand
You take him in
Tie him up with the two women
Yes
- No... - Go...
- Shifu says... - Save it and go
- You give it back to me... - Go...
Why took it away from me?
You can't have it, give it back to me
Give the manual back to me
What do you want?
Give the manual back to me
Don't go, you listen to me
Tuen Fei
You calling me? I am not rascal anymore?
You cut it out
They fell into the trap or not?
Those people...you don't know
I just found out that I should try acting
My performance was terrific
They swallowed it hook, line and sinker
You are smart
You put down Mystic Yang Force in reverse
That lecher cultivates it to his doom
I hope it works
It will
But first of all we have
to untie ourselves
The knot is sure tight
Come on...is it done?
Faster
You bite the rope off, not me
You just shut up
And let me warn you, don't fart
You hurry up
Brother...what is it? Brother...
Chu, don't bite your tongue off
to kill yourself
I am now held by that lecher
I don't want to live
Don't do foolish things
You leave me alone
I am going to die anyway
I would rather kill myself
than being killed
- But are you dead?
- What is going on?
I have mastered Immortality Force
Brother...
Drop dead!
What is your plan? You just tell us
They are coming
What are you looking for?
What is this?
Thunderbolt
It was meant for Celestine School
Now it is just right for Hon Mok-kei
You mean...
Talk no more
You and Chu go up to untie the sampan
Let me take care of it here
No, how I can leave you here by yourself
You save it
No more nonsense
You take care of it, let us go
- Come on - You be quick
- Invincible... - Brother
- Over there - Yes, come on
Suet Ngan is not here yet
Oh no, she is still not here
Chu...you come to
- Where are we?
- 1 don't know either
Oh no, Suet Ngan is nowhere in sight
Go look for her
Come on...be quick, come with me, come on
You be careful...don't trip
Lady Boss, Young Mistress is now far away
Let us turn back
We can't catch up with her
I hope so
How come so many broken pieces?
Look over there
Oh no, the boat exploded
What happened to Suet Ngan?
No sight of her, what to do?
I am hungry
I am hungry too, but what can we do?
We don't know where we are
We are going to die of hunger here
No, we won't
But where is Suet Ngan?
Suet Ngan, where are you?
There is smoke over there
Let us check it out
Come on, faster
This lady, I just felt your pulse
You were poisoned
How did you know?
Anyone with some medicine knowledge
can tell
It was no big deal
Yes, I was poisoned
But I will be fine
You have some rest
If anything happens, call us
Don't stand on ceremony
Oh yes, Lady, when you were on the boat
Did you see a girl named Li Chu
and a man named Tuen Fei?
You know them?
Yes, I am Li Chu's mother
They were on the same boat with you?
Yes, we were together
Where are they now?
The boat sank, and we were separated
The sea is so vast
Then Chu...must be dead
You take it easy
May be they are fine
I am done...Chu was the hope of my life
Now that she is dead
What is the point for me to go on living?
Why are you so sure she is dead?
She may have been washed ashore
Or saved as I was
Indeed, she is blessed
Blessed
Place you bet...
3, 2, 1...6 points, small
Come on
Bets on, hands off
Here it goes...
- You bet... - Bet more win more
Big or small
Chu...you come to...Chu
- 1am not dead? - No
How come I am here?
Indeed, how come? I just came to
You owe me three meals
Three meals, so what?
Small
Bets on, hands off, here it goes
Bets on...
Brother, I really have to pee
One round less
The people here are weird
Indeed, very weird
Let us just ask
Bets on...here it goes
This uncle, may I know where we are?
Don't get in the way
Get lost...really
- Come on...bets on...
- Small or big?
Elder, may I know where we are?
13 points, big...
Big again, 3 times in a row
Gentlemen, this way please, thank you
What?
May I know where we are?
Mental
Come on...
- Let us go... - Later
I lost, I want to go on
Let us go...come on
What? Gambling here again?
Go with me
Come on...be quick
- You all go out...
- Go out, be quick
- This knight-errant... - Go out
Why should we go out?
Don't you ask, just go...go
Just hurry up, you are too slow, faster
Faster, go...
You want to die? Faster... come on
Can I have some tea first?
Get up, and be quick
- All right - Go...
Faster, and work harder
Be careful, Uncle
You all right?
We work day and night
They want us dead
Uncle, where the hell are we?
Indeed
- You are new here? -Yes
Our boat subsided, we were washed here
No wonder you know nothing at all
How did you end up here?
It was a long story
It was 15 years ago
We were pirates
We met a storm at sea
And we were washed here
But we were put in chains
It was scary
When we were washed here
We heard some strange noise one night
Then something blew over
And we passed out
When we came to, we were all chained up
It was strange, some kind of monster?
We know nothing about monsters
We just know that we are given order
every morning
Will disappear the following day
That's how we have been chained up
for dozen of years
Yes, we work everyday
And now my beard is so long
What do they mean? How can they do it?
Who are those people?
Shirking work?
What does it mean?
I will not do it no matter what
You do it yourself
You shut up, people here will do anything
I am dying anyway
I just don't give a damn
You just suck it up
You may not care
But you should do it for my sake
I am the Junior Young Master of Celestine
Now I am really down and out
Madam Li
The matchmaker has just come
She has found Chu a good match
Boss Chan of the grocery store
in the adjacent village
And he likes Chu
It is in her destiny
What do you mean? Madam Li
I don't get it
If she is meant to be back
She should have been back
Oh yes, I am going out to sea
to look for her tomorrow
I have your medication ready
You just ask Lan to make it for you
No, thanks, I am much better now
I have to bid you goodbye
You take your time in your search
She is my daughter, she is my son
Even if I can't find her alive and well
I have to get her body back
The siren
Tail her, see where she is going
Let me out of here...why I am chained up?
Brother, you all right?
I am fine, let me out...
Brother has gone raving mad
Where has that hussy gone?
We are doomed
Brother, let us go into hiding
Nonsense! Where to hide?
Mystic Ice Palace has a scout ring
We still will die
Right
Our only hope is that the hussy is dead
Brother, I just saw Suet Ngan
of Mystic Ice Palace
- She is still alive - Where is she?
Going the direction of Xianyang
Brother, what to do?
That hussy has taken
Brother's flaccid drug
She has not fully recovered
Her martial artistry
has not fully restored
If 1 get her
I will quarter her
Young Master, we have tailed her
To the Fortune Inn
Young Master, let us not waste time
We go get her back
No use
Koo Yim-yeung is ruthless
His beloved Chu Shing-cheung
has been held captive for 20 years
He couldn't care less
Suet Ngan is just his adopted daughter
So we just let her go back
to Mystic Ice Palace?
It is all right, I know what to do
You are excused
Yes, Young Master
I have been waiting for you
Now let me see where you can go
You the lechers
If you had not come to me
I would have gone to you
Tuen Yuk-lau?
Run...