Fantasy Island (1977–1984): Season 2, Episode 14 - Seance/Treasure - full transcript

♪♪

(BELL RINGS)

THE PLANE! THE PLANE!

GOOD MORNING, BOSS.

GOOD MORNING, TATTOO.
THAT'S A NICE LOOKING HORSE.

WHAT HORSE?

OH, YOU MEAN THAT HORSE.

AH, YOU SEE HIM NOW? DO YOU?

(MR. ROARKE) EH, WHERE
DID HE COME FROM?

WELL BOSS, THAT'S A FUNNY STORY.

I WAS WALKING DOWN THE
SOUTH SIDE OF THE ISLAND.



YES.

AND THERE HE WAS! AND
HE FOLLOWED ME HOME.

OH, I SEE. AND YOU DID NOTHING TO
ENCOURAGE HIM TO FOLLOW YOU, HUH?

OH NO, BOSS. I WOULDN'T
DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

AHEM!

WE WILL DISCUSS
THIS LATER, TATTOO.

ALRIGHT, BOSS.

WHAT HORSE? INDEED.

♪♪

SMILES EVERYONE! SMILES!

♪♪

MR. JOE CAPOS AND HIS WIFE
EVA, FROM SAN PEDRO, CALIFORNIA.

MR. CAPOS IS A COMMERCIAL
FISHERMAN ON BOARD A TUNA BOAT.

(TATTOO): MRS. CAPOS
LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.



AND A DEVOTED WIFE. MRS. CAPOS
LOOKS TO HER HUSBANDS FEW NEEDS,

KEEPS A MODEST BUT VERY HAPPY
HOME AND ACCEPTS LIFE AS IT COMES.

SOUNDS LIKE THEY
HAVE EVERYTHING.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING
ON FANTASY ISLAND?

WELL THEY HAVE ALMOST
EVERYTHING, TATTOO.

BUT YOU SEE, MR. CAPOS
HAS A FANTASY.

EVER SINCE HIS
CHILDHOOD, HE'S WONDERED

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE
WORTH MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

SO DO I, BOSS.

YES, MY DEAR FRIEND,
BUT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

MR. CAPOS IS ABOUT TO FIND OUT.

(MR. ROARKE) MISS CLARE CONTI.

(TATTOO) SHE DON'T
LOOK VERY HAPPY.

(MR. ROARKE) SHE'S A VERY
TROUBLED YOUNG LADY.

THE MAN WITH HER IS MR. EDDIE
LOOMIS, THE BOYFRIEND.

AND THE OTHER LADY IS THE CELEBRATED
MEDIUM, MADAME ESTELLE VORICK.

MEDIUM? YOU MEAN LIKE,
AH, AH, GHOSTS... AH, SEANCES.

ALL THAT STUFF?

PRECISELY!

WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM US?

NOTHING MORE THAN A CHANCE FOR
MISS CONTI TO TALK TO HER TWIN BROTHER.

THAT'S ALL?

OH, THAT'S ALL, TATTOO. BUT IT'S
NOT AS EASY AS YOU MIGHT THINK.

YOU SEE, MISS CONTI'S BROTHER,
HAS BEEN DEAD FOR A YEAR NOW.

MY DEAR GUESTS, I AM
MR. ROARKE, YOUR HOST.

WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND!

♪♪

THIS, THIS LAGOON
AND THIS HOUSE.

WHEN I WAS A KID
THERE WAS A PAINTING

IN THE FRONT ROOM OF MY HOUSE

AND IT LOOKED EXACTLY
LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW.

I REMEMBER IT AS A KID BUT...

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

IS IT, MR. CAPOS?

YOU SEEM TO FORGET
THIS IS FANTASY ISLAND.

WHY ARE WE HERE?
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

IT MEANS THIS IS WHERE
YOUR FANTASY BEGINS.

THIS IS WHERE YOU AND MRS. CAPOS
WILL REMAIN UNTIL YOUR FANTASY

TO BECOME RICH IS FULFILLED.

(MR ROARKE): IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US,
WE HAVE OTHER GUESTS TO ATTEND TO.

GOOD LUCK TO BOTH
OF YOU. TATTOO!

HELLO CLARE, NICE TO SEE YOU.

CLAUDE I DIDN'T REALIZE
YOU WERE HERE ALREADY.

MR. LEFEVRE AND MR. MOROT
ARRIVED ON AN EARLIER PLANE.

AH, PLEASE MAKE
YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE.

EDDIE LOOMIS, MADAME VORICK.

THIS IS MY UNCLE VICTOR,
MY COUSIN CLAUDE MOROT

AND HIS WIFE DENISE.

PLEASURE.

OH, WE MUSN'T BE TOO HASTY.

AND MR. LOOMIS MAY I REMIND
YOU, THIS IS A FAMILY MATTER.

BUT EDDIE IS MY FIANCE AND
BESIDES HE WAS A FRIEND OF TOMS.

A FRIEND OF TOMS?

WELL THAT'S FITTING, AFTER
ALL WE ARE HERE FOR A SEANCE

FOR POOR DEAR DEAD TOM.

IF YOU ARE NOT A BELIEVER,
YOU HAVE NO PLACE HERE!

ON THE CONTRARY MADAME VORICK!

IN SPITE OF YOUR INFLUENCE OVER MY
NIECE, I AM THE EXECUTOR OF HER TRUST.

AS SUCH, I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO STOP
HER FROM MAKING A FOOL OF HERSELF,

BUT I CAN PREVENT HER
FROM BEING SWINDLED.

UNCLE VICTOR, PLEASE!

ARE YOU CALLING ME A SWINDLER?

WELL YOU MUST ADMIT YOU
ARE THE PRIME SUSPECT,

WHAT WITH YOUR SEANCES AND YOUR FLOATING
TRUMPETS AND SPOOK SHOW AND WHATEVER.

NOT TOO MENTION YOU'RE CONVINCING
MY NIECE THAT HER TWIN BROTHER

IS TRYING TO CONTACT HER
FROM THE WORLD BEYOND.

BUT TOM IS!

AT LEAST I THINK HE IS.

BUT YOU'VE HAD OTHER
SEANCES WITH MADAME VORICK,

AND NOTHING HAPPENED.

AH, DENISE HAS A POINT!

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT
TOM WILL CONTACT US HERE...

ON FANTASY ISLAND? OR PERHAPS
WE SHOULD ASK THAT OF OUR

HOST, MR. ROARKE!

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD...

MR. LEFEVRE. YOUR NIECE'S
FANTASY WAS TO FIND A PLACE

WHERE THE PSYCHIC EMANATIONS
OF HER LATE TWIN BROTHER

WOULD BE COMFORTABLE.

AND YOU FOUND SUCH A PLACE?

OH, WE FOUND SUCH
A PLACE MR. LEFEVRE,

AND I'M AFRAID BEFORE I
ALLOW ANY OF YOU TO GO THERE,

I MUST WARN YOU THAT YOU COULD
BE PROBING INTO AREAS WHERE,

PERHAPS MORTALS WERE
NOT MEANT TO PROBE!

HAHA, YOU DO THAT VERY WELL.

THE OMINOUS WARNING,
I THINK WE WILL RISK IT.

IN THAT CASE, I'LL ARRANGE THIS
AFTERNOON TO HAVE YOU TAKEN

TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND.

AH, WHERE THIS HOUSE IS LOCATED.

OH MY GOD! THAT'S THE HOUSE
WHERE TOM AND I GREW UP.

IT BURNED TO THE GROUND
WHEN WE WERE 9 YEARS OLD.

INDEED.

UNTIL THIS AFTERNOON THAN.

YOU MUST BE TIRED? YOU'VE
BEEN WALKING FOR HOURS.

IT'S LIKE BEING A KID AGAIN,

WAITING FOR MY FATHER
AND MY GRANDFATHER

TO COME BACK FROM THE BOAT,
TALKING AND DREAMING ABOUT

LOST TREASURES.

EXCEPT THERE AREN'T ANY LOST
TREASURES FOR PEOPLE LIKE US.

YOU KNOW, THE SEA TOOK EVERYTHING
MY FATHER AND GRANDFATHER HAD

AND GAVE BACK NOTHING.

WELL THEY EARNED A LIVING JOE AND
THEY ALSO RAISED BEAUTIFUL FAMILIES.

YEAH I KNOW, BUT JUST
ONCE I REALLY WANNA BE RICH

YOU KNOW, REAL
RICH... AND BIG CARS

AND 3 SWIMMING POOLS
AND WE COULD GO ON A TRIP

BACK TO THE OLD COUNTRY.

JOE, WHY CAN'T YOU BE HAPPY
WITH WHAT WE'VE ALREADY GOT?

WHAT DO WE GOT?

WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER.

YEAH, I KNOW.

AND IT'S GOOD, HONEY I'M TALKING
ABOUT ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS, YOU KNOW.

WHAT IS IT, SOME KIND OF UNAMERICAN
TO WANT SOMETHING... BETTER?

NO JOE, IT'S NOT UNAMERICAN.

COME ON LET ME
WARM UP YOUR COFFEE.

THAT'S STRANGE.

WHAT'S STRANGE?

THIS BOX! I'M SURE IT
WASN'T THERE BEFORE.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL. WOULD YOU
LOOK THERE IS SOMETHING IN IT.

LET ME SEE!

IT'S A MAP...

AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS COASTLINE

AND THIS IS A LAGOON HERE.

WHATEVER, IT LOOKS
LIKE A TREASURE MAP.

LOOK AGAIN, THIS CIRCLE, DOESN'T IT
LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE ANCIENT GODS,

LIKE ZEUS?

NO, WAIT A MINUTE.

NO. YEAH, IT'S LIKE
A TRITON, ISN'T IT?

YEAH, MR. ROARKE DID SAY
WE WERE GONNA BE RICH.

JOE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

- DIVING.
- DIVING?

YEAH, WHAT HAVE I GOT TO LOSE?

(MR. ROARKE) YOU WILL BE
COMPLETELY ISOLATED HERE.

I HOPE THIS HOUSE IS AS
YOU REMEMBER YOURS.

IT IS, IT'S EXACTLY LIKE
THE HOUSE WE GREW UP IN.

THAT WAS MY ROOM UP THERE!
TOM AND I USED TO PLAY...

THERE IS STILL TIME TO CANCEL
YOUR FANTASY, MRS. CONTI.

CLARE MAYBE WE SHOULD, THIS
WHOLE THING, I JUST DON'T LIKE IT.

NO EDDIE! IF TOM IS EVER GOING
TO REACH ME, I THINK IT'LL BE HERE.

INCREDIBLE! THIS PLACE
GIVES ME THE CREEPS.

WE PLAYED FOOTBALL, RIGHT HERE!

SEEMS YOU ARE QUITE
A MAGICIAN, MR. ROARKE.

MAGIC, MR. LAFEVRE?

I'M JUST A MAN WHO FULFILLS
FANSTASIES, NOTHING MORE.

ENJOY YOUR STAY. TATTOO!

GOOD DAY!

HE IS HERE!

I'M CERTAIN YOUR
BROTHER IS IN THIS HOUSE.

(CHUCKLES)

CLARE, DON'T YOU REALIZE
WHAT NONSENSE THIS IS?

ALL I KNOW IS THAT TOM
WANTS TO SPEAK TO ME.

AND IF HE DOES,
WHAT WILL HE SAY?

HE WAS A DEGENERATE GAMBLER,
STAGGERING UNDER A MORASS OF DEBTS.

I REALIZED THAT TOM WAS
IN TROUBLE, UNCLE VICTOR,

BUT I ALSO KNOW THAT HE
WOULDN'T COMMIT SUICIDE.

MR. LAFEVRE WITH
ALL DUE RESPECT,

I DON'T THINK IS
THE TIME TO BICKER.

OH, REALLY?

EDDIE'S RIGHT, WE'VE COME THIS
FAR, WE SHOULD GET ON WITH IT.

MADAME VORICK.

TONIGHT, MIDNIGHT,
THE SEANCE WILL BEGIN.

♪♪

(EVA) BE CAREFUL JOE, YOU
ARE NOT USED TO THESE DEPTHS.

YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT I'LL BE ALRIGHT.

WELL I GUESS THIS...
THIS LOOKS LIKE ABOUT IT.

I'M NOT GONNA SEE
MUCH FROM UP HERE SO...

I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO GO DOWN.

OH JOE, BE CAREFUL.

I'LL BE FINE.

IT'S GOLD! IT'S PURE GOLD!

GOLD?

OH MY GOD, WE REALLY ARE RICH!

(CLOCK CHIMES)

TOM, TOM CONTI,

I KNOW YOU'RE HERE,

I FEEL YOU ARE HERE.

TOM, YOUR DEAR
TWIN SISTER IS WITH US,

SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.

WELL NEXT ON THE PROGRAM
IS FLOATING TRUMPETS AND

PERHAPS A PHOSPHORUS DIP SHEET.

SHHH! TOM!

TOM, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

THERE'S NOBODY HERE!

(RATTLING AND SHAKING)

(THUNDER)

STOP IT! MAKE HER STOP IT.

(SNAKES HISSING)

I CAN'T MOVE MY HANDS!

(EXPLOSION)

(SCREAMING VOICE)

TOM! IS THAT YOU?

(SCREAMS)

MUR... MUR...

HELP SAVE!

MUR... MURDERED ME.

CLARE! MUR... MURDER!

MURDERED.

TOM SAID HE WAS MURDERED!

MADAME VORICK, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

SHE'S DRENCHED. SHE'S DRIPPING
WET AND SHE SMELLS LIKE SEAWEED.

I'M ALRIGHT, YOU SAW TOM.

YOU ALL SAW HIM. YOU HEARD HIM.

I HEARD HIM! HE
SAID MURDERED ME.

HE WAS HERE.

THIS IS ALL CRAZY! NOW
TOM COMMITED SUICIDE

AND BESIDES, THAT VOICE WE
HEARD, NOTHING MORE THAN A MUMBLE.

HE WANTS TO TELL
HIS SISTER MORE.

THERE MUST BE ANOTHER SEANCE!

HIS SPIRIT WILL NOT REST
UNTIL HE SPEAKS AGAIN.

HE DID SAY HE WAS MURDERED.

MAYBE WHAT HE WANTS
TO TELL YOU, IS BY WHOM.

(DOOR CREAKING AND KNOCKING)

IS SOMEONE THERE?

(PURRING CAT)

HI! HI!

(SCREAMS)

CLARE! (KNOCKING AT DOOR)

CLARE!

WHAT HAPPENED?

SOMEONE WAS HERE WITH A
KNIFE MEANT TO KILL ME, I'M SURE.

KILL YOU, WHY?

BECAUSE THE MURDERER KNEW
THAT TOM'S SPIRIT WOULD ONLY

SPEAK TO HIS SISTER.

WITH CLARE DEAD, HE
OR SHE WOULD BE SAFE.

BOSS! WHAT WAS THAT?

A BIRD, A PLANE, A MAN?

THAT TATTOO, WAS
MR. STANLEY KRONIN.

A CLIENT WHOS FANTASY
WAS TO BE MORE THAN A MILD

MANNERED NEWSPAPER REPORTER.

YOU DON'T MEAN?

I DON'T? SEE FOR YOURSELF.

WELL, I GUESS EVERY THING IS
POSSIBLE, ON FANTASY ISLAND.

(MUSIC)

34.

GOOD AFTERNOON, MRS. CAPOS.

WHY AREN'T YOU INSIDE CELEBRATING
YOUR HUSBAND'S GOOD FORTUNE

ALONG WITH HIS
NEW FOUND FRIENDS?

WELL, I JUST NEEDED
SOME FRESH AIR.

AND SOME QUIET!

THAT'S ENOUGH FOR THE DAY!

HEY DON'T FORGET JOE, WE'RE
THROWING ANOTHER PARTY FOR YOU

TONIGHT IN THE MAIN ROOM.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME
REAL, REAL GOOD FUN.

YEAH, I'LL BE THERE!

JOE BUDDY, SOME BOZO
WANTS TO SELL YOU SOME STOCK

IN HIS NEW CORPORATION.

TELL HIM TO GET LOST!

LISTEN JOE, DON'T LISTEN TO
THOSE CHEAP PAPER HANGERS.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING FIRST
RATE FOR YOU, SOMETHING THAT

IS EXACTLY MADE FOR YOU.

CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING, JOE?

NO, NO, NOTHING, JUST ENJOY.

WELL IN THAT CASE...

EVA, EVA!

AH, PERHAPS WE SHOULD COME
BACK AT A MORE CONVENIENT TIME?

NO, NO, IT'S OKAY, MR. ROARKE.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
JUST SHUT OFF THE MUSIC!

WELL, ARE YOU CERTAIN THAT
YOUR FRIENDS WILL NOT MIND

IF I DISCUSS BUSINESS?

I HAVE NEWS.

FANTASTIC NEWS!

AH, AN HOUR AGO I PHONED
THE MAIN LAND AND CONFERRED

WITH SOME OF THE WORLDS FOREMOST
EXPERTS IN ANCIENT MEDITERRANIAN ART.

I DESCRIBED YOUR FIND AND AH,
THE CONSENSUS WAS THAT THIS

COULD BE THE MISSING
STATUETTE OF THE SEA GOD TRITON.

IF SO, IT COULD BE
WORTH MILLIONS!

MILLIONS? DID YOU SAY MILLIONS?

I DID INDEED!

AND AH, ONE OF THE AUTHORITIES
IS ENROUTE TO FANTASY ISLAND

AT THIS VERY MOMENT.

EH, HE SHOULD
ARRIVE THIS EVENING.

SAY, WHAT IF THAT
THING IS NOT REAL?

WHETHER IT IS TRITON OR NOT,
SO MUCH GOLD AND SUCH EXTRAS

AT WORK IT MUST BE WORTH
AN EMPORERS RANSOM.

EH, WOULD YOU EXCUSE US
AND ENJOY YOURSELVES. TATTOO.

IT'S NOT FUNNY BOSS!

WELL I SHOULD THINK NOT!

WATCHING ANOTHER MAN
GROW RICH, WHILE YOU TATTOO,

HAD THE SAME OLE
FANTASY STILL UNFULFILLED!

YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT IT!

SOMETIMES I DO NOT
UNDERSTAND YOU, BOSS!

LOOK AT ALL THE
PHONEYS AROUND HIM,

THEY ARE MAKING HIM CRAZY.

AND POOR MRS. CAPOS, ALL ALONE.

THAT BOTHERS YOU, TATTOO?

BUT OF COURSE IT BOTHERS ME.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER
HOW HAPPY THEY WERE?

THE FIRST TIME
THEY ARRIVED HERE.

WHAT HAPPENED?

SINCE HE FOUND
THAT THING... HMMM.

YOU STILL THINK WHAT HAPPENED
LAST NIGHT WAS A TRICK?

AH, MADAME VORICK.

WELL IT'S EITHER THAT
OR BELIEVING IN GHOSTS

AND I'M NOT QUITE
PREPARED TO DO THAT.

I FOUND OUT WHY THE
TELEPHONE DOESN'T WORK.

SOMEONE CUT THE WIRES.

CUT THE WIRES! ARE YOU SURE?

I'M SURE. THEY
CUT EM WITH THESE.

THEN SOMEONE WANTS
US ISOLATED, BUT WHY?

TO KILL AGAIN. WHOEVER
MURDERED YOUR BROTHER TOM,

WILL NEVER BE SAFE AS LONG AS
YOU'RE ALIVE AND HE CAN CONTACT YOU.

YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT ONE
OF US IS A MURDERER, DON'T YOU?

THOSE TELEPHONE WIRES
DIDN'T CUT THEMSELVES.

THAT AND WHAT
HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.

I'D SAY THAT'S A
PRETTY GOOD GUESS.

CLARE...

IS THIS REALLY SO IMPORTANT?

YES, I MUST KNOW THE
TRUTH ABOUT TOM'S DEATH.

BUT IF ANYTHING EVER
HAPPENED TO YOU...

I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

I LOVE YOU TOO, EDDIE!

BUT I HAVE TO GO
THROUGH WITH THIS.

BOSS, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME!

WHAT'S WRONG TATTOO?

YOU KNOW THAT HORSE
THAT KEPT FOLLOWING ME?

YOU MEAN THAT ONE OVER THERE?

YEAH, THAT ONE!
I'M IN REAL TROUBLE.

THIS IS THE POSTER.

THE REWARD POSTER
FOR $1,000 DOLLARS

FOR THE CAPTURE
OF THE HORSE THIEF.

ME!

DEAD OR ALIVE!

OH BOSS, DID YOU
HAVE TO SAY THAT?

TATTOO, WHY DON'T YOU MERELY
RETURN THAT HORSE TO ITS OWNER?

I CAN'T.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE I LOVE HIM!

WELL PERHAPS YOU COULD BUY HIM.

I CAN'T, I'M TOO BROKE!

IN THAT CASE, I HAVE
THE PERFECT SOLUTION.

WHAT IS IT?

ARREST YOURSELF FOR
STEALING THE ANIMAL,

COLLECT THE REWARD MONEY

AND THAN USE IT TO
BUY THE HORSE. SIMPLE.

(SINGING IN GREEK)

COME ON EVA GET DRESSED,
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE US LATE.

SO WHAT IF WE ARE A
FEW MINUTES LATE, JOE?

WHAT'S A MATTER WITH YOU ANYWAY?

JOE, JOE. YOU, YOU KNOW YOU
ALWAYS SAID WE'D HAVE CHILDREN

WHENEVER YOU STRUCK IT RICH.

LATER EVA, WE'VE
GOT PEOPLE WAITING.

IT'S ALWAYS LATER JOE,
ALWAYS FOR SOME REASON.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE TURNING
INTO A NAG, A KILLJOY.

JOE, JOE. PLEASE, THIS
IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.

I'M SICK OF THIS!

I'M NOT GONNA KEEP
OUR FRIENDS WAITING!

I'LL SEE YOU DOWN AT THE PARTY.

WILL YOU DRESS UP
FOR A CHANGE, HUH?

AND REMEMBER NOW, YOU ARE
A MILLIONAIRE'S WIFE NOW, HUH.

NOT SOME SCRUB WOMAN!

I'M GONNA BUILD A YACHT
THAT'S GONNA MAKE EVERYTHING

THAT'S COME BEFORE
IT LOOK LIKE A TUG BOAT.

YOU KNOW THOSE GREEKS
THAT GOT THOSE BIG...

EXCUSE ME A MINUTE.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, HUH?

YOU TRYING TO MAKE A FOOL OUT
OF ME IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS?

DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO GET
SOMETHING DECENT ON!

JOE, PLEASE I HAVE
GOT TO TALK TO YOU.

SEE IF I CAN TAKE THESE RAGS OFF
OF YOU, PUT SOMETHING DECENT ON.

NOW GO ON! YOU
CRAZY OR SOMETHING?

BOSS, HE'S GOING
BACK TO THE PARTY.

DOES HE NOT CARE
ABOUT HER ANYMORE?

CONGRATULATIONS, MR. CAPOS.

YOU MEAN IT'S...

ABSOLUTELY AUTHENTIC!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(MADAME VORICK) TOM
CONTI, ARE YOU WITH US?

CLARE WANTS YOU TO SPEAK TO HER.

UNBURDEN YOURSELF OF
WHATEVER DREADFUL THING

IT IS THAT'S TROUBLING YOU.

(RATTLING AND SHAKING)

(WIND AND THUNDER)

(EXPLOSION)

(SCREAMS)

CLARE!

TOM! TOM, IS THAT YOU?

LET ME!

TOM, WHY DID YOU DIE?

I DIDN'T KILL MYSELF.

YOU DIDN'T, I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T.

WHO, WHO MURDERED YOU?

THE ONE WHO WOULD INHERIT...

THE ONE WHO WOULD INHERIT...

TRIED TO PLOT ME AGAINST YOU.

WAS GOING TO KILL YOU!

THE ONE WHO WOULD INHERIT!

THE ONE WHO WOULD
INHERIT OUR PARENTS ESTATE,

IF WE WERE BOTH DEAD.

COUSIN CLAUDE, CLAUDE...

YOU KILLED TOM!

NO! NO! YOU'RE NOT
GONNA CHEAT ME OUT OF IT!

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND I'M THE
ONE WHO SHOULD HAVE THE MONEY.

I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE RICH.

NOT TOM OR CLARE,

I'M THE ONE WHO DESERVED IT.

THEN YOU DID KILL TOM?

YES, I DID!

CLAUDE, WHY?

BECAUSE HE LOST ALL THAT MONEY
TO ME AND HE WOULDN'T PAY ME BACK!

HE WOULDN'T PAY,
SO I DRUGGED HIM.

I TOOK HIM UP TO THE
BRIDGE, PUSHED HIM OVER...

AND IT WAS EASY.

IT WAS LIKE DUMPING
A SACK OF POTATOES.

YES, I KILLED HIM!

JUST LIKE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

(SCREAMS)

CLAUDE!

CLAUDE, GIVE ME THE KNIFE.

TOMMY!

(SCREAMS)

HE'S DEAD.

EVA!

EVA!

EVA IT'S REAL!

EVA!

(EVA) DEAREST JOE, I WOULD NOT
STAND IN THE WAY OF YOUR HAPPINESS,

BUT THERE IS NO PLACE FOR ME
HERE, NOR FOR THE CHILDREN I WANTED.

SO, IT'S BEST THAT I GO.

EVEN AWAY FROM YOU I SHALL
ALWAYS LOVE YOU. YOUR EVA.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

(TATTOO) SHE IS GONE!

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, MR. CAPOS?

WHAT HAVE I DONE?
WHAT'VE I DONE, MR. ROARKE?

SHE WAS THE THING THAT
MEANT THE MOST TO ME,

THE THING THAT I LOVED THE MOST.

AND NOW...

I'VE DRIVEN HER AWAY.

OH BUT MR. CAPOS, YOU
ARE A VERY WEALTHY MAN!

WEALTHY, YEAH.

WEALTHY...

I'VE NEVER FELT SO
POOR IN ALL MY LIFE.

WELL THAN PERHAPS YOU
SHOULD DO SOMETHING TO CHANGE

YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES, MR. CAPOS.

(CRYING)

THANKS... FOR NOTHING!

EVA!

EVA!

EVA...

OH BABY!

IT'S YOU, IT'S REALLY YOU, EVA.

YES JOE, YES!

MR. ROARKE, THANK YOU.

I AM DEEPLY INDEBTED
TO YOU FOR EVERYTHING.

YOU ARE INDEED
WELCOME, MRS. CONTI.

JUST FOR THE RECORD, MR. ROARKE.

(MR. ROARKE) YES, MADAME?

I DIDN'T USE ANY DEVICES OR TRICKS
TO CREATE THE IMAGE OF TOM CONTI.

IT WAS QUITE REAL.

YES, SO I'M TOLD.

- GOODBYE.
- GOODBYE MADAME.

- TATTOO, GOODBYE.
- GOODBYE.

GOODBYE, MRS. CONTI.

THANK YOU.

MR. LOOMIS, YOU ARE
WELCOME. GOODBYE.

- BOSS!
- YES?

IF MADAME VORICK DIDN'T
CREATE THE GHOST OF TOM CONTI,

WHO DID?

DON'T LOOK AT ME!

BOSS, YOU'VE DONE
IT, I'M SURE YOU DID IT.

TATTOO, DID ANYONE
HAVE TO CREATE IT?

ISN'T IT JUST POSSIBLE THAT WHAT
THOSE PEOPLE HEARD AND SAW

WAS IN FACT THE
GHOST OF TOM CONTI.

YOU MEAN, THE GHOST
WAS A REAL GHOST?

GOODBYE MR. ROARKE, WE
OWE YOU THANKS FOR SO MUCH.

AND THANK YOU, TATTOO.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

GOODBYE MRS. CAPOS AND
MAY YOU ALWAYS BE AS HAPPY

AS YOU LOOK TODAY.

YOU AS WELL, MR. CAPOS.

WELL I DON'T REALLY
KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU.

SOMETIMES A MAN'S
HAPPINESS IS SO DEEP INSIDE HIM,

THAT HE MAY FORGET IT'S THERE
AND START LOOKING ELSEWHERE.

HUNTING A FANTASY, AN ILLUSION.

IT HAPPENS TO ALL
OF US NOW AND THAN.

BY THE WAY MR. CAPOS,
HOW DID IT FEEL TO BE RICH?

I DON'T THINK I CAN GO
THROUGH THAT AGAIN,

NOT FOR A MILLION DOLLARS.

(LAUGHTER)

YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.

- BYE.
- GOODBYE.

COME ON, BABY.

THANK YOU GENTLEMAN, I
NEVER ENJOYED MYSELF MORE.

OUR PLEASURE, MR. MCCLOUD.

- ONE PARTING QUESTION.
- YES?

WHAT WOULD JOE CAPOS
HAVE DONE, HAD HE KNOWN THAT

THE TRITON STATUETTE WAS
WORTH ABOUT $20 DOLLARS RETAIL.

WELL HE PROBABLY WOULD
HAVE DONE THE SAME THING

HAD HE KNOWN YOU ARE REALLY A
FRY COOK IN NEW JERSEY, MR. MCCLOUD.

EH, HMM.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM ME.

YOU KNOW WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO ME
IF YOUR OWNER WILL SEE ME, HUH?

AND IF HE SAW US TOGETHER?

OH MY GOD, BOSS!

HERE HE COMES, YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY DO TO HORSE THIEVES?

NO, WHAT?

HERE IS THE BILL OF SALE
FOR YOUR HORSE, MR. ROARKE.

AND I THREW THE SADDLE AND
BRIDLE IN FOR GOOD MEASURE.

OH! THANK YOU MR. HERRING.

BOSS, DID YOU REALLY
BUY THAT HORSE FOR ME?

MORE PRECISELY, I LOANED
YOU THE MONEY, TATTOO.

BUT IT WILL BE DEDUCTED
FROM YOUR SALARY.

A SMALL AMOUNT EVERY
MONTH FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS.

IS THAT ALRIGHT?

BOSS, THANK YOU!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!

HIGH HO SILVER AND AWAY!