Drop Dead Diva (2009–2014): Season 5, Episode 3 - Surrogates - full transcript

It's probably
pretty stupid to be here.

Dangerous.

I don't know.
Maybe not.

You can see the threat.

That's something.

Looking at them makes me
feel better about things.

My mom used to say that every day
above ground was a win.

Doesn't really apply anymore, but...

you can still get some perspective.

The glass is gonna break
sooner or later.

Nothing lasts too long anymore.



You know, we marked our way here

so that we could find
our way back after.

So stupid, right?
I mean...

back to what?

It wasn't just a trap.
It was gonna be a choice.

You join us or feed us.

You know...

bears...

when they start to starve,
they eat their young.

If the bear dies,
the cub dies anyway.

But if the bear lives,

it can always have another cub.

That was part of the pitch.

You know, Greg and Mike
came this close



to nabbing that
grey-haired queen bitch

who killed my mom.

She drove away with the archer.

Greg saw them pull away.

Can't wait to try her.

I like women better.

Most of us do.

My brother Alex has...

also currently dead
because of Rick...

he had a theory that it
was because

of the extra layer of fat
that women have,

you know, for childbearing.

Even the skinny girls have it.

Like that pretty one...
Sasha?

I think pretty people
taste better, too.

We're going to get all of them.

But for starters,
you'll do just fine.

We did a good job on your leg.

We've had practice.

When we started,
it was about making it slow.

I'm being a human being here.
I'm talking to you.

Perspective, Bob.

You're above ground.

At least you're
better off than them.

Well, he lost it.

Lasted longer than
I thought he would.

You...

you idiots.

Okay, keep it down.

I can shut him up.

I've been bitten,
you stupid pricks!

I'm tainted meat.

- Let's just kill him now.
- No, no, we need him.

We might as well
be eating one of them.

What the hell's gonna happen?

Are we gonna turn?
Are we just gonna die?

Albert, calm the hell down.
We cooked him.

Everything is gonna be fine.

Why the hell didn't
you check him first?

'Cause he was fine.

- Tainted meat!
- Shut up.

- You eating tainted meat!
- I said shut up!

Bob.

It's me. It's me.

Tyreese.

- He's getting away.
- Who?

Somebody was watching us.

If we go in there now,

some of us aren't coming back.

Bob is out there somewhere.

Scared, alone.

Maybe not alone.

Daryl and Carol are missing, too.

Stop.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

This is all connected.

You show up,

we're being watched,

and now three of us are gone.

Inn:

I don't...

I don't have anything
to do with this.

- Wait!
- Don't!

- Sasha, put it away.
- Who's out there?

I... I don't have anything...

- to do with this.
- Where are our people?

- I don't have anything to...
- Where are our people?

Please, I don't have
anything to do with this.

I...

Why'd you bring us here?

Please, I...

You working with someone?

I'm alone. I'm alone.

I was always alone.

What about the woman
in the food bank, Gabriel?

What did you do to her?

"You'll burn for this."

That was for you. Why?

What are you gonna
burn for, Gabriel?

What?
What did you do?

What did you do?

I lock the doors at night.

I always lock
the doors at night.

I always lock the doors
at night.

I always...

They started coming,
my congregation.

Atlanta was bombed the night before
and they were scared.

They were... they were
looking for a safe place,

a place where they felt safe.

And it was so early.
It was so early.

And the doors were still locked.

You see...

it was my choice.

But there were so many of them

and they were trying
to pry the shutters

and banging on the sidings,
screaming at me.

And so the dead came for them.

Women...

children.

Entire families calling my name

as they were torn apart,

begging me for mercy.

Begging me for mercy.

Damning me to hell.

I buried their bones.

I buried it all.

The Lord sent you here
to finally punish me.

I'm damned.

I was damned before.

I always lock the doors.

There's something...

there's someone outside
lying in the grass.

Sasha.

Oh! Bob!

Bob.

- His leg.
- Get Bob inside.

We'll take care of them.

Can you help me, please?
Help me. Help me.

Get inside!

Go!

I was in the graveyard.
Somebody knocked me out.

I woke up outside this place.

It looked like a school.

It was that guy, Gareth.

And five other ones.

They were eating my leg
right in front of me,

like it was nothing,

all proud like they
had it all figured out.

Did they have Daryl and Carol?

Gareth said they drove off.

He's in pain.
Do we have anything?

I think there are pill packets
in the first aid kit.

- Yeah.
- Save 'em.

- No.
- Really.

Damn.

It happened at the food bank.

It's okay.

Bob?

There's a sofa in my office.

I know it's not much, but...

Thank you.

I got him.

Do you know the place
Bob was talking about?

It's an elementary school.

- It's close.
- How close?

How close, Gabriel?

It's just a 10-minute walk
through the woods from here,

due south of the graveyard.

Shh, shh, shh.

Does he have a fever?

He's just warm.

Jim lasted almost two days
before we left him.

Time for a reality check.

We all need to leave
for DC right now.

Daryl and Carol
are gonna be back.

We're not going
anywhere without them.

I respect that,

but there's a clear
threat here to Eugene.

I need to extract his ass
before things get any uglier.

So if y'all won't come,
good luck to you.

We'll go our separate ways.

You leaving on foot?

We fixed that
damn bus ourselves.

There are a lot more of us.

You want to keep it that way?
You should come.

Carol saved your life.
We saved your life.

Now I am trying to save yours.

Save everyone's.

We're not going anywhere
without our people.

- Your people took off.
- They're coming back.

To what,
picked-over bones?

- You're not taking...
- Do not lay hands!

- Abraham!
- Hey, hey, stop! Now!

Do you really think
that you're gonna be any safer

leaving right now
in the middle of the night?

Yeah.

Yeah.

What about tomorrow?

We need each other for this.

We need each other to get to DC.

We can get through
all of it together.

I have an idea.

If you stay just
one more day and help,

I'll go with you to DC
no matter what.

Okay?

Glenn and Maggie, too.

- No.
- Good luck, then.

I'm not interested in breaking up
what you have here.

Rosita, grab your gear.

- Abraham...
- Now.

Eugene, let's go.
Eugene.

Move it.

- I don't want to.
- Now.

Okay.

You're not taking the bus.

Try to stop me.

Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!

Hey, hey, he!!!

You stay...

you stay and help us,

and we will go with you.

- No.
- It's not your call.

You stay, help us.

Half a day.

Come high noon,
we're taillights.

I'm not waiting for the other
damn shoe to drop.

And we will leave with you.

12 hours.

Then we go.

You know,
the one good thing

about getting
kicked in my face...

made me forget
the pain in my leg...

and my side, so two good things.

We're not playing
that game anymore.

Well...

all things considered,

figured you could
humor me a little bit.

Why didn't you tell me

when it happened?

I knew when I told you,

it'd become all about the end.

And I really liked the middle.

They think they're in control.

We're in here
and they could be anywhere.

But we know exactly
where they are.

Plan's got stones,
I'll give you that.

- Make our move before they do.
- That's right.

They're not counting
on us thinking straight.

Are we?

I'm just making sure.
It's a big play.

Remember what these people
are capable of.

- Tyreese.
- Yeah?

You up for this?

I'm going with you.

You should stay with Bob.

No, I want to be out there.

I want to be a part of this.

I know how it feels.

But this right here,

the time you could
have with him,

you can't throw that away.

I wish I had it with Karen.

Do you remember how you felt?

What you wanted to do?

Yeah.

It made it so I couldn't see it.

Forgiveness.

That's facing it.

I should forgive them?

For hurting him?
For trying to kill us?

What the hell is wrong with you?

You think we have a choice?

Not all of us.

Just you.

When he opens his eyes,

the only thing he's gonna
want to see is your face.

Take it.

- If he stops breathing...
- Sasha.

...you put it through his temple.

That's what Bob would want.

Well, I guess
you know we're here.

And we know you're here.

And we're armed.

So there's really no point
in hiding anymore.

We've been watching you.

We know who's here.

There's Bob,

unless you've put him
out of his misery already.

And Eugene.

Rosita.

Martin's good friend Tyreese.

Carl.

Judith.

Rick and the rest walked out

with a lot of your guns.

Listen, we don't know
where you all are,

but this isn't a big place.

So let's just stop this now

before things get more painful
than they need to be.

Look, you're behind
one of these two doors

and we have more than enough
firepower to take down both.

Can't imagine that's
what you all want.

How about the priest?

Father, you help us
wrap this up,

we'll let you walk away
from this.

Just open the door
and you can go.

You can take the baby with you.

What do you say?

I don't know.
Maybe we'll keep the kid.

I'm starting to like this girl.

It's your last chance right now

to tell us you're coming out.

Are we done?

We'll hit the hinges.

Put your guns on the floor.

Rick, we'll fire right into that office.
So you lower your gun...

Ah!

Put your guns
on the floor and kneel.

Do what he says.

Martin, there's no choice here.

Yeah, there is.

Want to bet?

No point in begging, right?

No.

Still, you could have
killed us when you came in.

There had to be
a reason for that.

We didn't want
to waste the bullets.

We used to help people.

We saved people.

Things changed.
They came in and...

After that...

I know that
you've been out there,

but I can see it.

You don't know
what it is to be hungry.

You don't have to do this.

We can walk away,

and we will never
cross paths again.

I promise you.

But you'll cross someone's path.

You'd do this to anyone, right?

Besides,

I already made you a promise.

No!

It could have been us.

Yeah.

This is the Lord's house.

No.

It's just four walls and a roof.

You'll always be with us.

Part of us.

Rick.

No, don't.

Let her stay.

I trust her.

I'm right outside.

I just want to say thank you.

For what?

Before the prison,

I didn't know if there were
any good people left.

I didn't know
if anybody was left.

You took me in.

'Cause you took people in.

It was you, man.

What I said yesterday,

I ain't revising it.

Even in light of current events.

Nightmares end.

They shouldn't end who you are.

And that is just
this dead man's opinion.

I'll take it.

Just look at her

and tell me the world
isn't gonna change.

You were out.

Hmm.

Was I?

You were.

Why are you smiling?

I think I was dreaming.

And I think you

were smiling back
at me in the dream.

Yeah, that's it.

So what is it?

The good that comes
out of this bad?

Bob?

Bob?

Give it here.

You step out.

Okay?

This is our route to DC.

We'll stick to it
as long as we're able.

If not, well,
you got our destination.

Once Eugene gets
to the big brains left up there,

things are gonna bounce back.

This group should be there for it.

You should be there for it.

They will be.

We will.

We will.

Let's go.

I never asked how it was for you

getting to Terminus.

It killed me.

No, it didn't.

I can't sleep.

And now, sitting in there...

Quiet.

It isn't just what
happened last night.

Saying what happened before...

out loud...

I see it all again.

I hear them.

Yeah.

That won't stop.

But it won't be all the time.

Where's Carol?

Come on out.