Dragons: Riders of Berk (2012–2014): Season 2, Episode 14 - Frozen - full transcript

2x14 - Frozen

[Toothless roars]

Let's go, bud.
[roars]

[adventurous music]

- Yeah!
- Wow.

- Ooh.
- Whoa, nice!

[wind blowing]

So as you can see by the chart,

proper wing control
can be achieved by...

[grunts] Okay.
Okay, who shot that fireball?

[whistles]
[snorts]



- Why are you looking at me?
- Come on, guys.

I don't want to be here
any more than you do.

Can we just get back
to training, please?

I say we play 20 questions instead.
Anyone? Anyone?

Astrid, why do you love me so much, huh?

[retches] Ugh.

Me, me, me. Okay, I'll go first.
Question number one.

[crash, grumbling]

How do you play 20 questions?

Uh, can we try to stay focused,
even for a second?

We've been stuck inside
for a week straight,

because of this crazy weather.

We're all starting to go a little nuts.

[snoring]
[chuckles]



Ooh, Mr. Pinky, don't tell the others,
but you are my favorite. [growling]

[sighs]
[laughing]

Barf and Belch just
found out they have tails.

It looks like they
really hate that idea.

Yeah, I got the same way
when I found out I had a tail.

You can't hide from me
forever, invisible tail.

I'll get you. [laughter]

I may have told
Tuff he has a tail too.

You can't hide from me for long.

[grunting] Odin's ghost!
It's cold out there.

Worst freeze in the history of Berk.

My... my beard is frozen solid.

So, father, what
brings you to the academy?

Trader Johann hasn't
reported to port.

If he's trapped out in the storm,
he won't last through the night.

- I was think...
- Oh, yes, I can go.

Uh, you know, Toothless can help
find Johann's ship in the darkness.

He is the perfect dragon for the job.

[purrs]

- Uh, I don't know.
- Please, Dad. If you ever cared for me at all,

the way a father cares for his son,
then you will let me leave.

[laughter]

[grunts]
[sighs]

[laughing]

[sighs] Bolt the door behind
you when you leave, please.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Yes!

It's pretty dark out here, bud.
Do your thing.

[shrieks]

Wow! Look at that.

I've never seen the
ocean frozen solid before.

No wonder trader Johann
can't get to port.

No one could get through this.

[growls]

[chirping]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

I don't know what that was, bud,

but I'm glad we're up
here, and it's down there.

[shrieks]

Found something?
Let's take a better look.

There he is!

Oh, master Hiccup!

You're a welcome sight
for these weary eyes.

In all my years on the briny deep,

I have never witnessed
a freeze quite like this one.

Ice as thick as Thor's hammer.

I even considered abandoning my ship
and traveling to Berk on foot.

Well, you won't have to
worry about that now, Johann.

- Just enjoy the ride.
- Excellent.

We shall pass the time
with stories of my grand

adventures that are
sure to warm your heart

and stoke the fires of your imagination.

Did I ever tell you about
the time I found myself

up against the man-eating
metal masons of minori majore?

Oh, it was spring.

The smell of fresh
jasmine was in the air.

...but it was not a yak.

It was his daughter!
I could not believe.

She looked like a yak,
and her name was Yakmine.

And that, master Hiccup,
is how the King of Ennuden

made me an honorary
member of his royal court.

Oh, look. We're here.
Thank Odin.

[growls]

Hmm.
Not the welcome I'm accustomed to,

- but nonetheless.
- Where is everyone?

This reminds me of the time
I landed on the island of the red...

Hello? Anyone?

Dad?

[dramatic music]

[snorts]

Oh!
[fluttering]

What in the name of Thor is going on?

Johann, anything?

The whole town, master Hiccup.
It's empty.

- I know. It's very weird.
- I don't like this one bit.

There was one time
I was on a trade run

with a man who claimed
to be a warlock, and...

Let's go, Toothless.
Johann, stay here.

[grunts]

Toothless?

Yo!
Don't ever do that again!

Hiccup! Oh, thank Thor.
I-I'm so sorry I fell on you.

Okay, Fishlegs. [groans]

They're fast. Really fast.
Too fast. Speedy.

Oh, and their sting.
Paralyzing sting.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on, Fishlegs.

What are you talking about?

- Speed Stingers.
- Speed Stingers? Here?

[groans]

It all started just after nightfall.

They don't fly, but they're fast.

Faster than any dragon I've ever seen.

[nickering]

And they hide in the shadows.

They're scavengers, looking
for any food they can find.

One drop of their venom

can paralyze a human
or dragon in an instant.

[screeches]

They move in a pack,
following the leader...

[chittering]

who directs them like a war chief.

[screeches]
[nickering]

[screams]
[grunts]

By the time Stoick ordered
everybody to the cove,

the entire village had been overrun.

Well, where are the
Speed Stingers now?

[panting] I don't know.

The sun came up, and they disappeared.

But they'll be back.
They come out at night.

I-I-I don't understand.
Why did you come back here, Fishlegs?

Why not just stay with
everyone at the cove?

- Just look at her up there. So majestic.
- How did I miss that?

She tried to draw them
away so I could escape.

I just couldn't leave her.

How did we miss that?

[all grunting]

So she eats rocks, you say?
That makes sense.

[flatulence]
Oof!

Oh, dear.
That's quite an effect.

Movement, this is very good.

It means the paralysis
is only temporary.

Come up and help, Hiccup.

Uh, where's Johann?

I'm okay, boys.
I actually landed on me fluffy bits.

Fishlegs, what's the
deal with this paralysis?

- How long does it last?
- I don't know, Hiccup.

There's nothing about it in the
Book of Dragons or Bork's papers.

How do you think the
Speed Stingers got here?

- They can't fly.
- If I had to guess,

I would say it was because
the ocean was frozen solid,

creating an ice bridge
from their island to ours.

We need to get to the cove,
right away.

[grunts]

Oh, no. Oof!

I'm all right.

Dad.

[purrs]

He gave as good as he got, Hiccup.

It took six of those Speed Stingers
to freeze the poor bugger.

[grunting]

- You betcha, chief.
- What'd he say?

No clue. Don't want to make
him feel worse than he does.

I should've been here.
Toothless and I could've helped.

Nonsense, boy.
There were too many of them.

Nothing would've mattered.

Tell you one thing, those
Stingers would be dining

on smoked sturgeon and yak jerky

tonight, if it weren't for your father.
[grumbling]

- Couldn't agree with you more, Stoick.
- Hiccup!

[grunts] Oh, Astrid.
How's everyone else?

- Everyone's fine. Well, except for...
- Oh, stop hitting yourself.

Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself.

Stop picking your own nose.
Stop scratching yourself.

Actually, when you think
about it, it's really not so bad.

Aw, come on.
Your face isn't that ugly.

[smacking] Oh, wait.
[sighs]

It's gonna be dark soon.

The Speed Stingers will be
back for the rest of the food.

Everyone wants to know
what we're gonna do.

Gather the other dragon riders.
We're heading out.

- Okay, we're ready.
- Guys, these dragons only come out at night,

so we need to find where
they sleep during the day.

The only problem is we need to find
their nest before sundown, or...

Can we not think about
the "or," please?

Yeah. They came out of nowhere,
like a pack of wild badgers,

- scavenging, and... and...
- And "badge-ge-ging."

What?

That's what a badger does.
It badges.

- Well, thanks for that. Uh, let's go.
- Hold up!

You're not going on a
Stinger hunt without me.

[grunting]

- Whoa, that is seriously creepy.
- His paralysis is wearing off. Lucky us.

Snotlout, unless you plan on
flying Hookfang with your teeth,

- you're not going anywhere.
- What do you mean? I'm fine.

[grunting]
[laughs]

Stupid arms and stupid legs.

Hey, Gustav, get your butt over here.

- Snotlout Jorgenson, reporting for duty.
- What the...

I'm Snotlout's arms and legs, Hiccup.
And together, we are...

- Both: "Gust-lout!"
- Stop with the hands.

Hiccup, you need as much
dragon power as you can get.

I can't believe I'm actually
about to say this, but he's right.

- You're kidding, right?
- You heard what Gobber said.

- There are hundreds of them.
- Oh, all right, fine.

Yes! Move my arm.

- Yes!
- Let's split up and search Berk

- for possible Speed Stinger hiding spots.
- Okie-dokie, Hiccup. [grunting]

Come on. Little bit further.

- Move with me.
- Fishlegs, how's Meatlug doing?

She is raring to go, Hiccup.
Look at her.

[crash]

So what's the actual plan?

Fishlegs, you said they follow
their leader in a giant pack, right?

- Exactly. That's what I saw.
- So the plan is, find the Speed Stingers,

capture their leader,
use it to lure them away.

[dramatic music]

It's okay. [grunts]

It's okay.
You're doing your best.

Oh!

[grunting]

Ah!

[panting] I've been stung.
I can't feel my tail!

[laughs]

When this paralysis
wears off, you're dead.

Okay, up, up.

Up is where the sky is,
down is where the land is.

I can't see, Snotlout.
Your head's too big.

[snorts]

[screams]

There will definitely be
repercussions for this.

- So, anything?
- Not a single Stinger.

- Us neither.
- I got stung.

- No, you didn't.
- Have we checked every cave?

- Snotlout, did you check your caves?
- Really? I'm insulted, Hiccup.

Of course, I did.
Do you think I fell off my dragon

and spent hours trying
to get out of the sand?

- [laughs] I didn't.
- He fell off his dragon,

and we spent hours trying
to get him out of the sand.

- Gustav, make me punch you!
- [laughter] Never gets old.

Well then, we know where to look.
Let's go.

[screeches]

Thanks, Gustav. You stay
here with Snotlout and Hookfang.

Right. Hey! [laughs]
I did that all by myself.

[grunts]
[groans]

Okay, gang, we have to move fast,
because it will be sundown soon,

and we need to get that
lead Stinger out of there.

Without him, the pack is useless.

[whispering]
Hiccup, there he is.

Got him.

[growls]

[muffled growls]

[growls]

[growling]
Um, Hiccup?

[all chittering]

Get this Stinger into
the cage right away.

[grunts]
[howls]

[grunts]

[howling]

That's right!
Snotlout, Snotlout, oy, oy...

[grunts]
[muffled] Oh, come on!

[both growling]

- He's too fast, Hiccup.
- Not for a Night Fury.

[growling]

[grunts]

Thanks, bud.

[howls]

[howls]

[growls]

Astrid, follow us.
[howls]

I think I know where
you're going with this.

[howling]

Stormfly, time to spike that Stinger.

[howls]

[growls]
Yes! Got him!

[howling]

Hiccup, there's
just too many of them.

We're surrounded.

- Dad, you're okay.
- Well, you didn't think

I'd let you have all the fun,
did you?

Remember me?
[growls]

Now, get him off my island.

- You heard the chief.
- With pleasure.

[growls]

Uh-oh.
[grunting]

We'll get the cage.
Ruff, Tuff, cover Astrid.

- Incoming!
- Here we go!

Yeah!

[roars]

Weren't expecting the
old metal leg, were you?

There, the ice bridge!

Toothless, we're going down!

[all laughing]

[howls]

No, no, no!
Out of bolas.

Toothless.
[breathy shriek]

And no plasma blast.
Great.

[howls]
Ready, Toothless?

[all chittering]

Hookfang fire!

[roars]

Nice shooting, Snotlout!

Ha! No problem, Hiccup.

- Whoa!
- Yeah, no problem, Hiccup.

Hey! Put me down!
Repercussions. Repercussions!

Nasty creatures,
those Speed Stingers.

Aye. But we have
a few nasty creatures

of our own around here.

- Yeah, come on.
- Hey. Whoa.

You better start running now,
because when my leg wakes up, I'll...

Hey! Stop that!
[laughter]

Repercussions. Repercussions!

Thank you again for
the rescue, master Hiccup.

No problem, Johann.

I'm just glad everything's
back to normal.

Oh, before you go,
I have something for you.

A little token of my appreciation.

Pure squid ink,
wrestled from the colossal

- squid of the Northern waters.
- Wow. Thanks, Johann.

Yes, there is actually a wonderful
story that goes along with that bottle.

[Toothless groans]

Ten summers ago,
deep under the currents

of the Northern waters,
I was staring directly...

Hey, bud, what do you say
we get our of here? [roars]

Wait. Where are you going?
I haven't finished my story yet.

He was about to ingest me.
Way big teeth!