Dragons: Riders of Berk (2012–2014): Season 2, Episode 13 - Free Scauldy - full transcript

2x13 - Free Scauldy

Let's go, bud.

- Yeah.
- Wow.

- Cool.
- Wow.

- Wow, nice.
- He's pretty good.

Whoo-hoo!

Guys, can you please put a lid on it?

Looking for the Screaming Death?
Low profile?

Remember the meeting?

Yeah, but we had our own meeting.

Ooh! Dangerous pointy rocks.



How did we get stuck
with these two?

- Well, it was them or Snotlout.
- Hmm, point taken.

Okay, nothing unusual on
Dragon island. You see anything?

Hey!
The island is down there.

But your eyes are up here.

What? What is it?

I just find it interesting
that you chose me to

be your partner on the
Screaming Death patrol, hmm?

Hiccup had first pick.
And second pick.

Hey, if that's
what you need to believe,

keep telling yourself that.

Point is, here we are.
Together.

- Alone.
- Not alone enough.

I think she's diggin' me.
What do you think?



Oh, great.
Changewing island.

Okay, guys, quick refresher.

Island full of ill-tempered,
highly territorial,

and virtually invisible dragons.

- So we should buzz 'em!
- Really rile 'em up.

I was thinking more along the
lines of keeping our distance.

I like the sound of that.

That I don't like the sound of.

Me neither.
But we still need to check it out.

What happened to
the "keep our distance" policy?

- Whoa, that's a Scauldron.
- Wh-what's it doing on land?

- Catching some rays?
- Taking some alone time?

- Lucky dragon.
- Hmm, or maybe it's waiting

for unsuspecting dragon
riders to get too close

so it can blast them
with its scalding hot water.

Oh, just lovely.

Actually, I think he may be hurt.
Let's check it out.

- Whoa, he is huge.
- He could eat me in, like, one bite.

Let's see.

Or maybe not.

Hiccup, look! There must
have been an earthquake.

And before he could get back to
the water, his wing got pinned.

A Tidal class dragon can't stay
out of the water for very long.

If its skin dries all the way out...

- We have to help him.
- Perhaps I need to remind you

Scauldron and boiling,
poisonous death that way.

Changewings and acid-spitting
Invisible Death that way.

Come on out, Fishlegs.
It's just the twins.

How do you know 're not a
Changewing disguised as us?

Guys, come on.

We need to find a way
to free that Scauldron.

We can't just leave him
without trying.

Uh, sure we can.
We have dragons.

We can just fly away.

You guys keep an eye out
for Changewings.

Toothless and I will see
if we can help him.

- Yeah, feel free.
- Knock yourself out.

Yeah, dibs on Toothless
if you don't make it back.

It's okay, bud.
I'll be fine.

Hey, pal.
How'd you get yourself into this mess?

Okay, that's...
that's not really important.

What... what is important
is us getting you out of here.

So what do you say?

Okay.
Not the answer I was looking for.

- Gang, ideas?
- I have an idea.

Wouldn't it be great
if bread came already sliced?

Then you could enjoy it
a little bit at a time.

Think of the sandwiches
you could make!

Guys, please.
Can we focus? Scauldron...

I say we just blast
those boulders off his wing.

That's too big a risk.

- We might hurt him more.
- Okay.

What if we just blast
those boulders off his wing?

We need to let the Scauldron
know we're friends.

Maybe if we got him wet
it might calm him down.

Yeah, it's worth a try.

- Or we could bla...
- Don't say it.

- Now!
- Bath time!

Get your leather duckies ready!

Whoa!

Okay, so the idea was
to get the dragon wet.

On the upside, being wet
has made me feel calmer.

- Just made me feel wetter.
- So what next?

- Well, I'm open to suggestions.
- Well...

That don't involve
blasting boulders off of wings.

- Never mind.
- Fishlegs?

If it won't let us help it,
what can we do?

There has to be something.

Hiccup, you know how I feel
about dragons.

But a wild Scauldron is...

Well, it's about as wild as they get.

Maybe... maybe this
is just one of those times

when nature
just has to take its course.

You mean, like when I drank
that sour yak milk

and gave Ruffnut the "smoky Viking"?

He means if the Scauldron
won't let us help,

then, well, there's
nothing more we can do

without endangering ourselves
or our dragons.

I'm... sorry.

Whoa! Whoa.

What... what is it, bud?

What's wrong, girl?
What is it?

I don't think the dragons
want us to leave either.

Just show them who the boss is!
Watch and learn.

Hey.

Ruffnut, do not move.

For the first time in my life, Hiccup,
you have my full attention.

Whoa! Guys!
She's all right.

- What's it doing?
- I think it's smelling her.

Hey, Ruffnut, looks
like you finally got a date

that's as ugly as you!

Maybe it's finally gonna let us help.

Or not.

What is it about her hair
that the dragon likes so much?

Maybe it's the color
of its mother's hair.

That doesn't make any sense, does it?

Sorry, I'm still terrified
from what just almost happened.

Why would anyone like her smelly
old hair? It's full of fish oil.

Ruffnut, do you put fish oil
in your hair?

Duh. How else do you think I can
get this greasy, unwashed look?

Okay, I'm not gonna pretend
to understand that.

N-n-no. It makes sense.

Scauldrons are ocean-dwelling dragons.

Maybe the smell of fish
reminds 'em of home.

Hey, if the smell of Ruffnut's
hair keeps that dragon calm...

gang, that's our way in.

Hiccup's late for another rendezvous.
What a surprise.

You don't see them, do you?

All I see is that we're alone.
Again.

Coincidence?
Perhaps.

- Are you for real?
- Oh, yeah.

Maybe a little too real.

Had to happen eventually, babe.

Every week we face Berserkers,

Outcasts, Screaming Deaths.

The danger was bound
to bring us together, Astrid.

You've been flying in
the thin air again, haven't you?

Life: So fragile.

- Like your...
- And so's your arm!

Let's go find Hiccup and find out

what kind of trouble he's gotten into.

I get it. You don't trust
yourself alone with Snotlout!

Ow!

I'm coming!
Okay, I'm coming.

You want me to what?

Train the Scauldron!

Uh, I can't do that.

Sure, you can!
You trained Barf.

That's half a dragon!

And let's be honest.
I did most of the work.

W-what about all the classes
at the academy?

- Wait. We have classes?
- Yeah, you know,

when I'm standing at the front
and talking about dragons?

- You were talking to us?
- Uh, yeah, okay, never mind.

Uh, look, don't worry, Ruffnut.

I will talk you through
training the Scauldron.

Hiccup, we need to hurry.
The Scauldron is really looking dry.

Okay, step one.
Establish a bond.

- With who?
- With who...? The dragon!

Right.

How, exactly?

You guys don't ever
pay attention, do you?

Nope.

R-Ruffnut, try this.
Give the dragon a name.

Okay!
How about "please don't kill me"?

Yeah, or maybe something
a little more positive.

I got one. "Scalding
painful death, the dragon."

H-how's that more positive?

- How is it not?
- Can I just go with "Scauldy"?

Perfect!

Hey, there, Scauldy.

So, Scauldy, what brings
you to Changewing island?

The tide or...

the tide...

I got nothing!
Sorry, guys!

Did that just sort of work?

Yeah. But here comes
the moment of truth.

Okay, talk to him again.

But this time, reach
out your hand. Like this.

- Fishlegs!
- Sorry.

Just very nervous for Ruffnut.

I'll go keep an eye out
for Changewings.

Go on, Ruffnut.

- You can do it, sis!
- Oh!

But in case you can't, at
least your death will be quick,

mostly painless,
and really cool to watch.

Oh.

So, Scauldy, I'm guessing you're
as freaked out as I am right now.

But if you don't kill me,
I would really appreciate it, and...

Whoa.

Hi.

Hey, Scauldy.

Come on, guys.
Let's go.

I know, I know, Scauldy.

Hiccup's kind of bossy,

but, look, he's trying
to help you. Trust me.

Shouldn't one of us stay back
as a lookout for Changewings?

Changewings or not,
we need to help this dragon.

And it's going to take all of us
to get those rocks off.

Besides, if there were Changewings
anywhere near us, I would sense it.

What is it, bud?

Oh, man, I must be dreaming.

Because this is way cooler than
what was happening minutes ago.

Yee-haw!
One Snotlout surprise coming up!

Stormfly! Spine shot, now!

Oh, no!

Calm down, Scauldy.
It's okay, it's okay.

Calm down.

What have I told you guys about
playing with wild Changewings?

We're trying to keep them
away from Scauldy.

- Scauldy?
- Well, it was that or

- "scalding painful death, the dragon."
- Mine.

Look, those Changewings
are gonna be back with friends.

Lots of them. So...

- So let's move these boulders.
- It's all right, Scauldy.

Ruff, you need to keep
Scauldy focused on you, not us.

Okay!
Wait! How do I do that?

- Do your stupid Hiccup impression.
- Oh, yeah. Good idea!

Hello, nice dragon.
You can be my friend.

My leg fell off.
All of the dragons are my friends.

I don't sound like that!

And, P.S., my leg didn't fall off.

- Try something else!
- Like what?

Try one of those songs
Mom used to sing to you

when you were little
and were afraid of the dark.

You were afraid of the dark!
Not me.

I was afraid of you!

Just sing!

* Hush, little Viking,
don't you cry *

* or the Berserker will
stab you in the eye. *

* don't let the enemy
see you afraid *

* or he's gonna gut you
with a rusty blade. *

Got it!

* If that dragon
hears your moans *

There we go.

* he's gonna mash up
all your bones. *

Oh, sorry.

Come on, girl.

* I promise, Scauldy,
if you don't kill me *

* my friends and I
will get you out to sea. *

Come on.

- Oh, no!
- I see it too.

The wing is broken.
Scauldy can't swim. Or fly.

So we... we did all this
for nothing?

It looks like a simple break.

- Might be able to fix it.
- With what?

A giant dragon splint?

- Exactly.
- I knew that.

That's why I said it.
'Cause it was my idea.

Any time now!

All right, we're gonna
need wood.

The biggest pieces you can find.

And we'll need something
secure the splints.

We can use the rope from my
shield, but we'll need more.

- So bring any vines you can find.
- You got it.

- And Ruffnut...
- I know!

I'm stuck on stupid
dragon-sitting duty!

I didn't really mean that.

Hey!
What am I supposed to do?

Start pulling out all the rope

from the grappling hook
and the bolas.

But be very careful of...

the mini-catapult.

- Good job, everyone.
- Here you go.

- Sorry about the catapult thing.
- Uh, it's okay.

Sort of a hair trier.
I tightened it up for you so...

Just take it.

Okay, someone needs to be
on the lookout for Changewings

while the rest of us
work on the splint.

Astrid and I will go!
Alone. By ourselves.

Knock yourself out.

What? Just saying
what you were thinking.

Oof!

I'm coming!
Okay, I'm coming.

That's it, bud.
Good job.

Hiccup, I don't know if
we have enough vines and rope.

Well, this'll have to be enough.

You see anything?

Just two of the most
beautiful eyes in the world.

Yours.

Okay, that's it.

You've won me over, Snotlout.
Let's do this.

- Do what?
- Be a couple.

You and me.
Together.

- Forever!
- Huh? What are you doing?

Seeing you
as if for the first time.

Stop it!
You're freaking me out!

But the clouds
are reflected so beautifully

- in your mud-brown eyes.
- Clouds? What clouds?

That one.
Right... there.

I don't think that's a cloud.

You're right.
It's a herd of Changewings.

Headed right for the beach!
Let's ride, loverboy!

* hurry up, guys, and fix that wing *

* because I've run
out of things to sing *

Hello!

- I think it's gonna work!
- Comin' in hot!

Well, this can't be good news.

- I don't understand women.
- Changewings behind us.

- About five minutes out.
- How many?

Enough that they arent
camouflaging themselves.

- Uh, Fishlegs!
- I got it.

- Oh, it broke!
- Oh, no!

It...
It won't reach!

We need more rope!

Oh! We're out of time!

They're coming!
They're coming!

Ruffnut, we have to go.

No!
Can't we all lift Scauldy?

Even if we could,
it wouldn't do any good.

The dragon can't swim.

Ruffnut.

No!
I am not leaving him here!

Look, sis...

Whatever we're going to do,
we have to do it now.

Uh...

Mm...

Wait!
I have an idea!

Sorry about sticking you
with Snotlout today.

It wasn't that bad.
Watch this.

Hey, sweetie pie!

Honey punch?
Snotty-kins!

Would you stop it already?
You are grossing me out.

Yeah, you're
kind of grossing me out too.

- Ruff, you did good down there.
- You really did.

I mean, that was awesome!

You know what would've been
more awesome?

Yeah!
If it would've eaten me?

I love it
when you read my mind, sis.

- You guys ready to head home?
- Hang on, a minute!

I'm gonna miss you, Scauldy.

But, look, anytime
you wanna visit,

I'll just kick out Tuffnutt
to make room.

No problem, okay?

Bye.

Has anyone ever told you
you look like a boy?

Has anyone ever told you?