Dragons: Riders of Berk (2012–2014): Season 2, Episode 15 - A Tale of Two Dragons - full transcript

2x15 - A Tale of Two Dragons

Let's go, bud.
[Toothless roars]

[heroic music]

- Yeah.
- Wow.

- Cool.
- Wow.

- Wow, nice.
- He's pretty good.

[horn blares]

[gasps]
Screaming Death attack!

Wake up, girl, we gotta go.
[snores]

Come on, Meatlug, wake up!
[snores]

Uh, what's that horn for?
Please tell me it's breakfast.



- It's for the Screaming Death.
- Whoa, that's way better!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Snotlout! What are you doing?

I'm sorry, did I scare
your girly, little dragon?

Out of my way!
I have to get to the great hall.

No, you don't.
I have to get to the great hall.

You have to get to the armory.

Hiccup assigned me to
the great hall yesterday.

- You heard him.
- Tell you what,

whoever gets there first...
me... gets to guard it.

Fine by me.

Ugh! Snotlout!

[yells]

Ha ha! Astrid, I
thought you liked cod.



Ugh!

Oh, no.

[dragon snarls]

[people screaming]

Oh, great. I can see
my father's face already.

When you told me you'd be running

a Screaming Death attack
drill, I assumed you wouldn't

actually try to destroy
the entire village!

Technically, chief,
it was just the great hall.

And I'll let you take it from here.

Dad, this was supposed
to be a practice run,

but it just got out of hand.
I'm sorry.

Uh, "sorry" doesn't un-burn
Silent Sven's chest hair.

No, it certainly does not,
which brings me to your punishment.

Ugh.
Mildew's cabbage field.

[sniffs]
Hoo! Wow, this is revolting.

- Actually, it's not that bad.
- Yeah. Don't judge till you try it.

- Mmm. [gags]
- Okay, gang...

- I'm fine.
- My Dad wants this field

cleared and ready for planting
by the end of the week.

[grunts]
Astrid, Snotlout,

you two break down and
clear out the big boulders

- on the far edge, while...
- Actually, That sounds more like a man's job.

Hmm, you're right. Better
give me Fishlegs instead.

Huh? Astrid, what do you
see when you look over here?

[grunts]

Is that a serious question?

You see 5,000 pounds of
boulder crushing splendor.

- Mm.
- Just make sure

you don't slow me down,
boulder boy.

Ugh! Oh!

[growls]
[sighs]

Hey, why do Barf and Belch
get to have all the fun?

Everyone's always telling
us to use our heads.

I was just thinking
the exact same thing.

[all mumbling]

[growls]
Now, now, now, Meatlug.

Those boulders are for
catapulting, not for eating.

But they do look delicious, don't they?

You see, Toothless,
it's all going perfect...

[snarls]
Ohh.

- What?
- What's wrong with you?

- Don't say it.
- I told you to stay out of my way.

- This is Viking work.
- Exactly. So what are you doing here?

Oh! Oh!

Oh, that's... that's productive.
Toothless, plasma blast.

[both roaring]

[sniffs]

[roars]
Ah!

Hookfang, stop! Heel!

- Stormfly, calm down! [roars]
- Whoa, bud, come on.

We're trying to break
up the fight, not win it.

Hookfang! Calm down!
Hookfang!

Stormfly! Stormfly!
[roars]

[roars]

[dragons roaring]

Guys, back your dragons
away from each other.

- I'm trying!
- Well, try harder!

Okay, everyone to the rock pile!

What is wrong with your dumb dragon?

- Guys.
- My dumb dragon?

Your flaming Snotmare
was trying to barbecue us.

- Guys.
- Snotmare? Snotmare!

[grumbles]

I kind of like that.

- You would.
- Guys!

- Oh, yeah? I would, huh?
- Yeah. Yeah, you would.

How about I call your dragon ugly?

- I'll tell you who's ugly!
- Toothless? [roars]

Thank you.
Now, would somebody mind

telling me what exactly
was going on out there?

Simple, Hookfang and me
were just trying to do our job

when Stormfly went crazy
and started shooting at us!

You have got to be kidding!

Hiccup, Stormfly and
I were doing our job

when this lunatic and
his overgrown fire pit

- started torching us.
- Oh, come on!

When have we ever started a fight
just for the sake of starting a fight?

- Let me rephrase that.
- Never mind.

Do you two think you can
work together? Yes or no?

Good.

Okay, that was weird.

Snotlout and Astrid trying
to tear each other's heads off

- was weird?
- No, their dragons, Hiccup.

As much as Astrid and Snotlout
like to torture each other,

Stormfly and Hookfang have
always stayed out of it.

Hmm.

So, son, how are
things going in the field?

Oh, Dad, it couldn't
be going any better.

We're moving like a
well-oiled catapult.

Really? Because word around
the paddock is that Astrid

and Snotlout are trying to turn the
catapult on each other. Again.

[sheepish laugh]

Oh, that? A minor...
uh, disagreement.

You know how they are.
[knocking at the door]

In fact, I'm sure they've
already forgotten about it.

- Let's hope.
- Hiccup, I refuse to work with Snotlout.

Hey, Astrid! What a beautiful night.
Let's talk outside.

Uh, didn't we talk this out?

You talked, we listened,
as usual, but I'm not going to

put Stormfly in danger by
working with that mutton head,

who can't even control his own dragon.

Uh, fine. Fine.
I will deal with it tomorrow.

- I promise.
- Thank you.

You're welcome.

[sharpening axe]

[chuckles]
So just academy business.

No big deal.
[knocking at the door]

Ah, let me grab that.

- Hiccup, I refuse...
- Oh, look, a full moon!

You are killing me.

Me? Astrid has totally
lost control of her dragon!

She's probably distracted
by my manly presence. Mm.

- Are you insane?
- Hookfang sees it.

Don't tell me you don't.
[chuckles]

- Never mind. Here's the deal...
- Let me guess.

You don't want to work
with Astrid tomorrow.

Exactly.
Wasn't that easy, Hiccup?

Come on, Hookfang.
Let's go think with our muscles.

[scoffs]

- Problem, son?
- Uh, problem? What problem? No, no,

everyone is happy, everything is great.

- Good to hear.
- Yep, yep, yep. Everything is right as rain.

- If you say so.
- I do. I say so.

Oh, fine, you win!

Snotlout and Astrid are
driving me completely insane.

They're acting like mental cases.

I actually don't know who's
worse, them or their dragons.

I mean, at least with the dragons,

you can lock them in their
pens until they behave!

[panting]

- Feel better?
- Uh, a little.

All right, Hiccup, there's three ways

to deal with Vikings
who aren't getting along.

- I'm all ears.
- Option one:

give them both axes, and you
let them fight to the end.

That one seems a tad,
uh, permanent.

What's option number two?

You give them both maces
and let them fight to the end.

Do I even want to know
what option three is?

Oh, it's quite devious and
can have grisly repercussions.

Then again,
it can go down like a treat.

- Odds are about 50/50 either way.
- I-I'm listening.

You trick them into working together.

Shh. Do you hear that?

[growling]

Wait, it's coming from
the other side of that hill.

- Why, that little Hiccup.
- Option three.

Ugh!
I should have seen that coming.

Well, Stormfly and I are gonna prove

we're not the problem
by working with you.

[scoffs] Not as well as we're gonna
work with you! Right, Hookfang?

[both snort]

I wouldn't believe
it if I wasn't seeing it

- with my own two eyes.
- I guess my Dad was right.

Then again, I did put
my own Hiccup spin on it.

That's what all great
leaders do, Fishlegs,

they take an idea, then they shape it.

[dragons snarling]
Uh, Hiccup?

[grunting]

Huh!
[snarls]

Ah!
[grunts]

Great leaders are
also often proven wrong.

Astrid, Snotlout,
Your dragons are out of control!

But I think I know why.

This is the day I've
always feared would come.

Your dragons have picked up on
your animosity to each other,

and now, they are
behaving the same way.

Is it my fault that me
and Hookfang are so in sync?

But you have just given me an idea.

You both need to walk a
mile in each other's shoes,

or in this case, saddles.

- Perfect.
- What? What's perfect?

You two are going to
swap dragons for the day.

Both: What?

- That's right.
- It's a girl dragon!

If you can learn to
understand each other's dragons,

then maybe you can learn
to understand each other.

This does not work
well with my manliness.

You can take the day off and just
get to know your new best friend.

Hey, does that mean
that if we start fighting

that we get the day off too?
'Cause we will. Watch!

[grunting]

See? Just give us the day
off! [dragons growling]

Nope.
The three of us and Fishlegs

are going to head out to
the field and keep working.

My Dad wants it done
in time for planting.

I want that day off!

Whoa! Wow, Stormfly!
You are one fast dragon!

I mean, Hookfang is fast, but...
[laughs]

you are, like, crazy fast.
[chuckles]

But fast doesn't mean
anything if you can't stop!

[screams]

[grunts]

[grunts]
Okay, you can stop on a yak.

[laughing] Crazy.

Little help?
[dragon chuffs]

So Snotlout is always
bragging about how much firepower

you Nightmares have.
Let's see what you got, big boy.

Wow!
Incredibly dangerous, but cool.

Okay, you think you
can bring the heat?

Well, let's see how you do it, Stormfly.

Whoa!
I gotta say, that's pretty hot.

Okay, wingspan duly noted.

Not too much flaming.
Tail looks good.

Tree!

Wow!
I didn't know you could do that!

Did you know you could do that?

I bet Snotlout doesn't
know you can do that.

[laughing]
Whoa! Whoa!

Okay, this is pretty fun!
[laughs]

I could definitely get used to this.

Wow!
Bull's-eye with a single shot?

Bet Astrid doesn't know how to do that.
Let's do it again!

Aw, stop it. Now,
you're just showing off.

Which is fine by me.
I'm all about showing off.

[laughs]

So how was it?

Stormfly flies pretty good...
you know, for a girl,

and she does melt solid rock
in, like, a half a second,

- which is cool.
- She does indeed. And Astrid?

I guess Hookfang is pretty powerful.
And he's easy to fly,

which is good if you
have a little talent.

Yeah, and I have a little talent.

- Wait.
- Well, it sounds like you both

have a better appreciation
for each other's dragons.

Yeah, it's... it's okay.
It's... it's nice.

So that means maybe tomorrow,
you'll cut each other some slack?

- Yeah, I guess.
- Fine. Can we go now?

[grunts]

Baby steps, bud.
Baby steps.

Okay, that should
hold you over for a bit,

but I need you to focus now.
We're looking for clues.

Anything that will tell us why Hookfang
and Stormfly are acting so crazy.

Nadder prints. Excellent.
Everything seems to be fine here.

And here's the Nightmare's.
Mm-hmm, still peaceful.

Ah, and here's where
the trouble started.

But why here?
Maybe it's something...

[gasps] Meatlug, dig!
Keep going, girl!

Wait a second.
I was right!

- What are you doing here?
- Nothing. Nothing.

What are you doing here?

Is that chicken?
Stormfly's favourite?

Did you come here to feed my dragon?

[laughs] No.
Maybe.

Yeah.

Well, what are you doing here?
I smell something fishy.

Fine, maybe I brought
Hookfang a little breakfast.

He loves breakfast!
That was actually, well, nice of you.

Both: You like my dragon!

- Don't tell anyone, okay?
- Deal.

[both gasp]
Our dragons are gone!

We've done a lot uf dumb
things in our life,

but we have never lost a dragon.
Not a whole one.

I am very disappointed
in you, young lady.

- Ugh!
- Okay, okay. Uh, they can't be far.

- We'll split up the island and...
- Actually, Hiccup,

I might know where they are.

[both growling]

[screeches]

We need to break this up.

Who knows what
they'll do to each other?

- I'm open to ideas.
- Drop me in!

Me too!

Fishlegs, how did you
know they were gonna be here?

The more I thought about it,
the more I wondered what made

this situation different than any other.

- It was the field.
- We've been in a lot of fields.

No, no, no.
Not like this one.

- Dragon root.
- Not dragon root!

- That is terrible.
- You don't actually know

what dragon root is, do you?

Not even slightly.
Not even the faintest.

I mean, I think I know
what "dragon" means.

Dragon root is like dragon nip,
only more powerful.

Dragons crave it, but instead
of making them happy and calm...

[roars]
it makes them...

Want to rip each other
apart wing from wing?

- Exactly.
- Cool.

Sounds good.
Do they have it for people?

Well, we can't leave Astrid
and Snotlout down there.

We have to help.

[both roar]

Stormfly, calm down! It's me!
Everything is okay!

[growls]
Hah! Unh.

[spits] They're ignoring us!
How do we get their attention?

Well, I might have an idea,

- but it's stupid and reckless.
- You had me at "stupid"!

[roaring]

Stormfly! [roars]
If you're gonna attack him,

you'll have to go through me.
[roars]

Look, Hookfang, we both know you
could totally kick Stormfly's tail...

[hisses]

But if you want to try,
you have to go through me!

[both growling]

Astrid, Snotlout!
What are they doing?

I'm not sure, but I think
they might be acting like a team.

[growling]

[roars]

There's my girl.

[roars]

[grunts softly]

Oh, you big knucklehead.

They did it!
We have to get down there.

But none of us can
get close to that root

without our dragons going nuts.

That's not exactly true, Hiccup.
Meatlug didn't go crazy.

[growling]

Maybe Meatlug's rock diet

makes her immune to the
dragon root's effect.

- Unh!
- What are you doing?

Both: They're out of control!
[roaring]

You guys are too
close to the dragon root!

- Pull up!
- Pull up? Are you crazy?

Yeah, this is awesome!

Hiccup, we're going for the root.
Cover us!

[roaring]

Come on, girl.
Lift with your legs!

This is scary, but in a good way!

[laughter]
[roars]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[both grunt]
I'm so sorry about this!

Both: We're not.

- This is the best day ever!
- Yeah!

Hurry, Fishlegs!
[grunts]

- She can't do it by herself!
- Yeah! Incoming!

- I think we better do something.
- For once, I actually agree with you.

But if we get too close,
our dragons will start fighting again.

- I think I have an idea.
- Is it stupid and reckless?

- Maybe even a little bit crazy.
- Loving it!

- All right!
- Yeah!

Whoa! Astrid, you are
a sight for sore eyes.

- Who you calling Astrid?
- Snotlout?

- What? Where's...
- Looking for me?

- Astrid, what are you doing?
- We switched dragons again.

It's the only way we can keep
them from fighting each other.

He can sniff dragon root all day,

but Hookfang would
never attack Snotlout!

He respects him too much.
[growls]

Do it, Hookfang. Wing blast!

[roars]

Both: Yeah!

- What was that?
- You mean this?

It's still stuck!

[roars]

I'm on it.
Stormfly, single spine shot!

[growls]

[roars]

[growling]

Good job, guys!
Fishlegs, can you take it from here?

Dragon root, flying out.

- You do realize what happened, right?
- We totally kicked butt!

Exactly. And you did it together.

Astrid and Snotlout, working as a team?

- Who would have thought?
- [laughs] Not me.

I try not to think.

That was some fancy
flying on my dragon.

You know how it is.
Chicks dig me.

[chuckles]
Yeah, that must be it.

[chuckles] Hookfang isn't always
the easiest dragon to fly, Astrid.

I have to admit, I'm impressed.

So, uh, do you think I can have
my dragon back now?

- Thought you'd never ask.
- Good to see you again, girl.

Oh, miss me?
[laughs]

We can do something about
the girl smell later.

So, Snotlout, can you teach me
how to do that single spine attack?

I don't know if you can handle it.

Why don't you show me that
wing clappy thingy first,

and then I'll think about it.

- [scoffs] How stupid do you think I am?
- How stupid is there?

Option three.
Not as exciting as one and two...

But sure does go down like a treat.

[laughs]