Dr. Slump (1997–1999): Season 1, Episode 71 - Episode #1.71 - full transcript

Gather around, everyone!

It's time to sing!

All right!

You can't tell if you don't know

You can't get sleepy in a dream

You're always full

With a big bellybutton

Morning will come
Even if you stop the clock

Fish in the ocean have no break

An exclamation point is
Holding its head

It's a question mark



Please don't go

Even though I must go

Make a wish to the stars

Launch a rocket to the Moon

Arale, Parale

A future doesn't remember

Of course not!

Arale, Parallelura

I don't know what that is

When the time comes, it's tomorrow

Turn around, Arale

Not that I can't stop

Which is it?!

Arale, Run-away-ay



There is no reason to stop

Someday, sixth day
Seventh day, eighth day

It's the end, everyone!

All together!

You sang very well, everyone!

Yahoo!

It's my turn now!

Huh?

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

MIDORI EXPLODES!
SENBEI IS A POOPER 2

Go, monsters!

Heave-ho! Heave-ho!

Heave-ho! Heave-ho!

Lady Drampire,
the pumpkins are almost ready!

We can harvest them very soon!

Lady Drampire!

Blood! I want blood!

I can't wait anymore!
Someone, go to the store!

You can't do that, Lady Drampire!

You have no money. You can't
even buy tomato juice!

Please just drink water.

Here you go.

Just water everyday...

Why do I have to drink only
water! I'm a noble vampire!

Y-You have no choice!

You can't even find a part time job
because of this economy!

He's right! All we can do is
to work in the field patiently.

Damn it!

This is all because of
that girl, Arale Norimaki!

I got the part-time gig as Death at
last, but got fired because of her!

They even confiscated my pay!

Yes... It's all because of
Arale Norimaki.

I can't calm my anger!

I must get back at her!

No thanks. She's
so strong and scary!

He's right! "Let sleeping
dogs lie," they say.

Shut up!

Did you forget your
pride as a monster?!

How can you face your ancestors
after losing to humans?

But, what are we supposed to do?

We can't defeat her head-on.

I have a great idea.

Lady Drampire, I think
they're sleeping in--

Damn it!

They don't even have tomato juice!
It's good for your body...

L-Lady Drampire!

You should be ashamed of
yourself for raiding their fridge!

"An army marches on
its stomach," they say!

You want some?

Where is your pride as a monster?

This will do.

When they find this envelope,
they will move as I wish.

They are sound asleep...

Tonight will be the last night
they can sleep soundly.

Enjoy your last dream!

Wh-What was that?!

Huh?

Aren't you the woman that
Senbei-san was holding...

M-Midori-san! This isn't
what it looks like!

She suddenly, you know...

Not once, but twice?!

You're such a cheater!

What a scary wife he has!

Please stop!

You're a short-legged
cheater with an outie!

Hoyo? What happened, Doctor?

D-Don't ask...

O-Oh, Midori-san?

Hmph!

Hoyoyo...

Doctor, what's this?

What's that? A letter?

It was on my pillow!

There is a heart sticker on it!

A heart sticker?

It must be a love letter
from your lover!

Huh? These are...
tickets to the haunted house?

The haunted house?

Th-That's right! They're tickets
to the haunted house!

I wanted to go to the haunted
house with Midori-san,

so I got them for us!

You did?

Yes. I did it for you, Midori-san!

The haunted house!
I wanna go! I wanna go!

You wanna go, right?

See? They wanna go, too! So don't
be mad and let's go together!

I want to go to
the haunted house, too.

Then, let's go right away!

Yahoo!

Phew! I don't know whose tickets
they are, but I'm saved!

HAUNTED HOUSE

Hello!

Welcome to the haunted house!

N'Cha!

Hello! Here are our tickets!

One ticket... Two tickets...

Three tickets...!

One missing...

What? That's strange. I thought
there were four tickets...

Just kidding. There are four here.

Were you surprised?

Hoyoyo...

Hey, are there a lot of ghosts?

Of course!

This place is scary because
they are all real ghosts!

Yahoo!

Please welcome four guests!

Hoyo!

Come in! Come in!

Okay!

Lady Drampire! It worked!

They don't even know
this is a trap!

Arale Norimaki is
just a kid after all.

First, we'll scare her to
death and make her cry!

And we'll make her apologize to us!

Shall we get started? This way...

Hoyoyo! Huh?

This way, please...

I see... It's quite realistic...

T-True... I should have said no...

They're scared! Let's
scare them even more...

Boo!

It's scary, but fun...

I scared the ghost, Gatchan!

Just kidding!

You're one funny ghost!

W-Well, yes...

H-How dare you scare a ghost!

I won't take it easy
on them anymore!

Well, this is as far as I go.
Follow the path from here on!

Have a good time!

Hoyoyo?

H-He disappeared...?!

Hoyo?

Poke! Poke!

What's the matter?

I lost something...

What did you lose?

Well...

Boo! I lost my face!

We did it! We did it!

We scared them, really scared them!

-Drawing! Drawing!
-P-Please stop!

Wh-What are you doing?!

They drew a face on me!

Damn it! It won't come off!

They must have used
permanent markers!

Doctor!

I found an umbrella!

Oh, no! Please don't pull my neck!

Here! Look!

Here! Here!

They aren't scared at all!
They even look like having fun!

How dare you!

Fine! I'll show them
what the real fear is like!

Isn't the haunted
house fun, Gatchan?

Oh, crap!

M-Midori-san, I want to
go to the bathroom, but...

The bathroom is right there.

W-Well, would you mind
coming with me?

I feel a little lonely, so...

Huh?

Doctor is scared!

Is that right, Senbei-san?

O-Of course not!

I'm not scared!
They're all fake anyway!

Are you sure?

A-Are you kidding me?!

I thought you'll be scared
if I leave you guys behind!

A-A ghost!

A-Arale is such a meany!

We're fine by ourselves.

You can go to the bathroom
with no worries!

Good luck!

W-Well, then...

L-Let's make it quick...

What?!

Senbei-san, What's wrong--

Crap!

Hoyo?

M-Midori-san! No!

She was already in the bathroom!

Y-You are...

...Doctor's lover!

I-Idiot! Don't lie!

So this was their
secret meeting place!

This is a total misunderstanding!

No need to argue!

I'm serious! I swear!

You have a wife,
you idiot! Cheater!

Senbei is a pooper!

S-Stop!

Come back here!

Wh-What was that?

You can't run anymore!

Give up already!

I-I'm innocent!

Hoyoyo?

You shall feel my wrath!

There you are, Miss Ghost!

Yay!

Don't clap! Why aren't you scared?!

Huh?

I got scolded by Miss Ghost!

And she fell.

D-Damn it! How about this!

Huh?

It stinks here!

S-Senbei-san!

Whack a ghost!

There! There!

Oh, no! I'm scared, Sen-Chan!

Midori-san's boobs...

I'm so lucky!

Pervert!

Ow, ow, ow...

W-Wait a minute!
If I suck his blood...

Yay! Yay-- Hoyo?

Senbei-san?!

What awful blood!

A-Are you all right,
Lady Drampire?!

Senbei-san...

Hoyoyo! Doctor has transformed!

Senbei-san, what happened?!

Are you surprised?

He just became
my servant, a vampire!

No way!

Hey, Doctor! How did you transform?

Come on, tell me!

There is no use talking to him!

He can only hear my voice now!

My servant, destroy
my enemy, Arale Norimaki!

Here!

There!

Hoyoyo! Doctor is strong!

Take that!

Even if you're a monster, you
can't beat up your family member!

I'm not sure about that.

Yahoo!

Ow, ow, ow!

There!

Ow, ow, ow!

Sh-She is beating up
her own family member!

Don't you have human feeling?!

Senbei-san...

You were controlled by that woman.

I'm so sorry for accusing
you of cheating!

M-My teeth!

Huh?

Oh, no! He's transformed
back! Damn it!

Is the power of love that strong?!

What are you doing?!

Turn us into vampires, please!

H-How dare you make fun of me!

I won't forgive you!
You gave me no choice!

Look at this!

It's a five yen coin!

It's amazing, isn't it, Gatchan?

Now, look at this
coin very carefully.

You're getting sleepy...
Getting very sleepy...

Hoyoyo...

You're my servants now.

You can't disobey me anymore.

Do you understand?

Okay...

How's that! It's my secret
technique, hypnosis!

Now this monster girl
will follow my command!

She should've done that
from the beginning.

We worked so hard for nothing!

Shut up! Revenge is the best
when you take your own time!

Just watch!

Sit!

Okay.

Shake.

Okay.

Spin three times and bark!

Woof!

Whoa! She did it!

That's our Lady Drampire!

See?

All right, let's get
to the bottom of it!

Now, say "I'm sorry!"

I'm sorry!

I did it! I finally did it! We won!

Hooray!

We did it! Yay!

Hooray!

Now, let's take their allowances!

What? You make them apologize
and take their money, too?

You're greedy as always...

Shut up! It's consolation money!

Now, give me all
the money you have!

Okay.

I told you to give me
the money! Not poop!

Hurry up, or I'll push
you down the well!

Okay!

Huh?

Woof! Woof! Woof!

Hey, girl!

Are you all right?!

If you are alive, say something!

I think they are really dead.

You didn't have to kill them...

Evil!

Murderer!

I didn't mean to kill them!

I'm serious! Believe me!

I only threatened to
push them down the well!

They may come to haunt you...

Huh?! The lights?!

Wh-What is this?!

All the lights are off!

Hey, what's going on?!

You shall feel my wrath!

You shall feel my wrath!

It's a ghost!

I'm scared!

You shall feel my wrath!

Help me!

I'm so scared!

You shall feel my wrath!

Forgive me!

Please rest in peace!

You shall feel my wrath!

Don't follow me!

What's that?!

C-Can it be...

Monster Girl!

N'Cha!

HAUNTED HOUSE

Are you okay, Senbei-san?

Y-Yes, somehow...

Thanks to a band-aid you put on...

I feel a bit light-headed, though.

I'll make a nutritious
dinner for you tonight!

Really?! Yahoo! I can't wait!

We interrupt this program
for a special bulletin!

The Nostradamus' prophecy
about the Great Fearsome King

falling to the Earth in July,
1999, has come true!

Expected landing place is...
Penguin Village!

Wh-What?!

Huh?!

The Great Fearsome King?

Who is the Great Fearsome King?

Lady Drampire!

All the bills for the haunted
house are piling up!

But, there is a good news, too!

A harvest of the pumpkins
was a success!

Let's keep growing
more vegetables and--

What are you writing,
Lady Drampire?

I'm filling out
the bankruptcy paperwork!

Hoyoyo!

When it rains

We'll share the umbrella

With a Polka-dot pattern

When the rain stops

We'll look at that rainbow

While holding our hands

Let's start walking

(Walk with light steps)

You're here and I'm here

Our happiest time will begin now

For the first time

You're here and I'm here

Our love will begin

For the first time

You're here and I'm here

I'm so glad!

Yes!

N'Cha! It's me, Arale!

Doctor, we have a visitor!

A visitor? For me?

That's right!

He came from far, far away!

Yeah? Who can it be?

It's the Great Fearsome King!

No!

Next episode is...

"Arale and the Great Fearsome
King... The Karaoke Battle"

I feel like I'm always screaming...

ARALE AND THE GREAT FEARSOME
KING... THE KARAOKE BATTLE