Dinosaurs (1991–1994): Season 4, Episode 11 - Variations on a Theme Park - full transcript

Maybe he just rested.

- Three days long?
- He was very tired lately.

He works too much.

We are all tired lately,

but I do not lie around and verwese.

Do you think he is dead?

If it is him,
it will find out the company soon.
8th

Nothing escapes.

Are you the dead man?

No, that's the one you are looking for.

Thanks. Boy,
everywhere people are overturning dead.



- It's really strange.
- It is outrageous.

Yes. Alone the paperwork.

Thousands of death certificates,
I have to exhibit.

But that's life.

Not for the.

You know, that may sound crazy,

but maybe people will fall dead,

because she is up to
to work exhaustion.

Maybe all the dead need a break.

We already have one.
It is called lunch break.

I think of something longer than noon.

- Long lunch break?
- No, I think it has to

be a longer period.

- A day?
- Longer.



- Six months?
- Shorter.

- Two weeks?
- No. OK. Yes, two weeks.

So you mean, if you have any
Have two weeks off,

to relax and unwind, are you

ultimately healthier
and work better,

and the economic low
in our country would be finished.

Yes. That's it.

You're right. That's crazy.

- Yes.
- Hang the label on your toe.

That speeds it up later.

- Thanks.
- Clear.

Honey I'm home.

I am sitting at the table
and look for the dinner.

- There is no dinner.
- Here's your dinner, Earl.

- Its about time.
- See you later.

- Robbie, where are you going?
- I'm going out with the boys.

- See you later.
- Do not you want supper?

Yes.

Thanks. Bye.

Earl, did you see that?

We spend
no more time with Robbie.

And that is one
the most beautiful things of parenting.

They grow up,
and do not want to have anything to do with you.

Hi. Sorry for being late.

Charlene, I did not know
that you were gone.

Yes, all day.

The dinner looks great.
Too bad that I already ate.

Bye.

I swear,
the family is falling apart.

We might as well be strangers
be in the same house.

The dinner was
the one hour where we are

met us, around us
to tell the events of the day.

Not true, Fran. We never needed
an hour to eat.

At least you are here
for dinner with mommy.

- Have already eaten.
- You ate?

- What did you eat?
- You will not like it.

- It was not furniture, was it?
- Maybe.

That's why we do not need a pet.

We are now interrupting your dinner
for this DNN special broadcast.

As a bold step, the tide.

Of exhausted dead in the workplace
to lift,

the government said that as of today

all employees have the right
for a period of time

to take off from work
and this period is now called "vacation."

All the workers who are exhausted and

feel exploited by the exaggerated
Claims of their employer,

can take two weeks off,
to rest and recover.

Class.

See you then.

My goodness. Two weeks.

That's a lot of time. What shall we
do for a whole two weeks?

Hello, friends.

Ask yourself what you are
with your new vacation?

Spend two weeks

healthy time with the family
in harmony with nature.

In Pap Geezer's rustic Klaus swamp
Cabins and luxury part-time apartments.

That's it. So we should
spend our two weeks.

Exactly.
Two full weeks in front of the TV.

No, we go
to one of these marsh huts.

In such a beautiful place,
without the distractions of everyday life

like television, we can
really spend time together.

Fran, I do not know if that's wise
not watching TV for so long.

I could miss a special show.

We're going to the swamp, Earl,

as a family.

Yes.

So now,

I suspect you have all
heard about the holiday stuff.

- Yes, sir.
- Yes.

In the interest of our employees

Trust has found a great way
to spend this new holiday.

That's great!

I could spend two weeks
to look at me.

- Maybe even three weeks.
- Stop talking.

I explain that only once.

This is a picture of Treufußland.
This is a theme park.

What is a theme park, sir?

A magical place
for fiduciary employees,

to spend their holidays and their money.

There are rides
and food and family fun

for the boys, the young at heart

- and fat, worthless sacks like you.
- Great.

Since vacation was created only yesterday,

I wonder how it is possible
a world-class family park

to design and build in one day?

Well, no challenge is too big

when you look at them
with imagination, sophistication

and little consideration for building codes.

I understand, sir.

Count me in.

Sinclair?

Oh, that sounds great,

but my wife wants time with the family
spend in a swamp hut.

They probably would not be anyway
interested in the escrow country.

It is so big

and stuffed with attractions,

you would not even find your kids.

Sir, that sounds like a dream,
that comes true

but the woman has become this terrible
Marsh huts scenario set in the head.

I will not be able to talk her out of it.

That's nice, Sinclair,

but as far as I can remember,
can your tot,

the baby, be very convincing,

if he hangs on an idea.

- Yes / Yes.
- Yes.

Just show him
the glossy brochure for Treufußland,

on the all toy and
Confectionery stands are circled in red.

And nature takes its course.

I want to go to the Treufussland!
I want to go to the Treufussland!

- I want to go to the Treufussland!
- Honey Honey.

- Can I say something?
- I want to go to the Treufussland!

We're going to the Treufussland,
next year.

- But this year...
- I want to go to the Treufussland!

- Treufussland!
- I know exactly what you are doing.

You can scream as you want,

that does not change anything.

Treufussland, Treufußland, Treufußland!

Treufussland, Treufußland, Treufußland!

There! There it is! Do you see?

It's almost here,
your precious missionary country.

You got what you wanted.
Are you happy now?

Are you happy now?

Thank you Mama.

- All's well that ends well.
- Yes.

I know where he got the booklet from.

I know you did that.
I am under protest here.

How can I unite the family,

if you are at every turn
work against me?

Did you already remember that the family
do not want to be together?

That we are all happy,
if we have nothing from

the joys and the disappointments
know the other.

I do not give up that easy.

If we will be here,

then we behave ourselves
like a working family.

OK.

Children, should we be separated,
finds home alone.

Hello, boys and girls, moms and dads.

I'm Moosy, the cash cow

and I am so happy, to see you.

Calm down, Junior.

It's just Moosy, the cash cow.

Treufussland's droll and copyright
legally protected park mascot.

No no! Keep him away from me!

Go straight to the cash register, Dad,
and pay the entrance,

so that the family fun can begin!

We have the two-week
Deluxe employee holiday package booked.

Then you get
the one percent company discount.

What do I owe you?

Not so fast, my dear.

First you have to turn your money into colorful,
exchange playful Muh money,

that can be used anywhere in the park

except for food or memorabilia
or medical emergencies.

- Wow, the fun starts fast.
- OK.

Here are your tickets.

You owe us 2000 Muh Dollars.

Earl, is not that awful lot of money?

- Fran, hello. It is not real money.
- Can you see it?

Yes, sure.

Come on, everyone together. Right this way.

Looks.

It is adorable.

- Dad, this is a poster.
- Where is the real park?

There. There. Look, kids.

A huge world of magic.

I heard, she lives up right at night.

I want to get to the swamp hut!

Marsh hut! Marsh hut!
Marsh hut! Marsh hut!

There we are, people.

The happiest room on earth.

They exaggerate it quite nicely
with the cow motive, right?

Is not that
a little small for us all?

Oh no.

It only looks small, because it is
full of amenities.

- Oh yes?
- Look at this sweet fridge.

You consumed
just five dollars. Six dollars.

Seven dollars. Eight...

Nobody touches the fridge.

This is the adventure suite.

"A sleep adventure."

I wonder what the adventure is.

This gets boring pretty fast.

- That's a payphone.
- You just spent 20 cents.

40 cents, 50 cents...

- Hey! Hang up!
- What?

Nobody touches the phone.

Earl, you also have to pay for the bathroom.

They want money for everything.

That is not important.

Everyone is silent.

With my sweet cow remote

my vacation starts now.

Howdy! And welcome to the Treufussland,

where everyone has fun,
because we serve you.

You are watching Treufussland TV,

a whole universe of special channels,
available only within the park.

That's channel one.

You see channel two,

where we call on her
to buy the following Treufussland souvenirs.

Who could take his vacation
forgot in the Treufussland,

when he brings a t-shirt home
it says:

AN UNFORGETABLE HOLIDAY
IN TRIBUNAL

Preamble Channel Three

presents you with pride
the hotel amenities.

Please note that shower caps,
Soap, room key and sheets

are available for a low price.

Decide!

We should let the TV out.

Exactly. We did not come
to the television.

We came to be together.

Of course we did.

Then let's go
in the magical wonderland of fun

and enjoy ourselves deliciously.

And should we be separated by chance,

all the better.

Is the cow still out there?

Honey, no reason to be scared.

- It's just a dinosaur in a cow costume.
- Yes.

Are you going twice?

Watch the time
and come back right here

in two weeks.

OK. Great.

Is not there a funny ride?
For us as a whole family?

- Stop it.
- Yes, the rocket slide to boredom.

- Yes.
- See you, Mom.

- See you later, kids.
- Bye.

There's Roy.

- Hi, Roy!
- Hi, Roy.

- Hi, buddy.
- Hi.

- Hey, when did you arrive?
- Yesterday.

This park
is a roller coaster of family fun.

- Yes.
- Oh yes? What have you done so far?

Hired me here.

Is it okay if we get to it?

- Of course.
- Nice nice.

What are you standing for, Roy?

I'm not sure, but it seems good.

Did you see,
how long you have to wait?

Should we not look,
what the snake is for?

I do nothing,
which makes me lose my place.

- Yes.
- Yes.

Look, more television.

Howdy!

I want to tell you more about the wonderful ones
Treufussland attractions say.

Visit our Land of the Future

in just ten years.

Yes, we are still building the dream.

As long as dinosaurs fantasy

and children have disposable income,

becomes a trustee country
never really finished.

Yes.

Dr. whirlpool
DREAMY COFFEE MUG

Sorry.

Should not that turn?

Yes / Yes. Yes OK.

You are not pregnant, right?

Ok, it starts.

Always keep hands in.

Are you dizzy already?

Earl, that's the snake
for the stroller rental.

That must be great stroller.

Look, how long the snake is.

We already have a stroller.

I'm starving
and wants a hat like Uncle Roy.

And I have a hungry baby.

- I will find food.
- Yes.

But I do not occupy your place.

Yes. No reindrackers.

Stupid.

Popsicle

- Hi, baby.
- Popsicle?

That's all you have?

Yes. I was just selling
the last bag of cold air.

- Give me!
- OK Good. We take one.

- OK.
- Yes / Yes.

Looks like the ice melted.

What you really have are...

- damp stems.
- I'll take one!

OK. Here you go.

That's six dollars.

- What?
- And no stupid Muh money.

Another one.

When you are ready
for Prof. Willi Windig's rocket,

Please enter
into the space command capsule thing.

- OK.
- OK.

Hands and legs
keep it indoors at all times.

Yes. Here we go.

Get ready for excitement.

REFRIGERATOR COMPANY

Three two one.

Rocket launch.

Hey, Dad, what's the buggy?

I stood for nine hours for it
and I'll have fun with it.

I am hungry and tired
and we would rather go home.

Let me tell you something, woman fun brake.

You make the place
bad since our arrival.

Why do not you even think about the kids?

Because they are having a great time,
right, kids?

Boring.

- Hate it.
- That's crap.

What? You are only there one day.

Give the whole a chance.

There are tons of it
funny family attractions.

- Such as?
- Well, for example...

Were you at Moosys Cow Milking Jaunt?

Look right, dad.

- Will still be built.
- Yes.

OK. How is it then
with pirates of the Dairy Belt?

That will not be built.

Closed for repairs.

Well, how about...

Fantastic journey through the four stomachs?

The... The ghostly slaughterhouse?

- The mountain Salzspitze?
- Hello, Dad. It does not exist.

Ok, it's not all
what the advertisement promised,

but we see it positively.

We are here in the fresh air,

I have enough Muh money,
to choke a cow with it,

and when our pram breaks,
we have a replacement.

It's time to leave.

And I agree.

Hello again.

Sorry, sir.

Although our stay in the park
was really great,

and we Treufussland in the vacation plans
to involve the future,

we want to go
before we go crazy.

I understand. Just pay
the rest of your 14-day package

and you can go.

But we were only there one day.

It is a package.

You do not understand it, what?

If the message from the felt-covered mouth

our charming and legal
incontestable mascot would come.

Hi Guys.

- Where is the problem?
- We want to go home.

- Yes.
- Yes.

- Yes.
- Listen, friend,

You have booked a 14-day package.

You stay in the park and give
14 days out of your money, capito?

And that's no bullshit.

Oh yes? Will you stop us?

Gets the security service.
Moosy does not hurt.

He is just a teenager
with a vacation job.

Come on, let's go.

- Exactly.
- Exactly.

Hey, hey! Wait!

NO ENTRY
ONLY EXIT

- Man.
- The gate is now under power.

Step back from the gate.

And you do not have to queue.

This is not a ride.

Two three...

I never hold in life
Thirteen days left.

I want another wet stalk!

What did I think about?

I need to know,
a big amusement park

with rides and attractions
is the worst place for a family.

Fran, you were right again.

Do not worry, sweetheart, I have a plan.

A courageous escape in the dark?

I can knot together a few sheets.

We could build a hang glider.

I dig a tunnel. Who is there?

We will not flee.

It is a
highly organized theme park.

I'm sure they saw everyone
imaginable escape plan.

- Yes.
- No.

We will stay the next
Thirteen days in the hotel room

and come closer to us as we do
also made at the swamp.

I would
do not necessarily call a plan.

I would call that hell.

First of all we have to
change this setting.

We have to believe
that we as a family can have fun.

Mom, you were
ever cruise director?

I'm sure we can
think up common activities.

We can jokes and tell stories,

we can with flashlights
Cave human shadow cast.

I throw myself
against the electric fence.

- I'll be right behind you.
- We should start with a game.

Look at each one.

We are sure to find cards or something.

Here is a bottle cap.

I have a piece of string.

- I found a furry apple slice.
- And I have a stroller.

Well. I know a great game
with exactly the things.

Come on, go, go... Yes!

- Yes / Yes!
- Come on! Come on.

I I I!

- I i.
- Oh, it's you!

Mom. Yes.

- Do the horse, Fran.
- Do it, Mom.

- Make the horse.
- Make the horse.

Ok, I'll do the horse.

What a foal.

Well done.

What a great holiday.

- Yes.
- Singing along, hotel room scavenger hunt,

late night confidential discussions.

I feel totally relaxed

and ready, with new energy and
Dedication to go back to work.

- Yes.
- Yes. You know,

I never thought I could
have so much fun with my family.

I knew we would get together
and act as a family.

It only needed
the lack of all alternatives.

I like holidays.

Yes. Dad, we can do it next year
come back to the Treufussland?

Sure, if you want.

Please deposit $ 3,
light for another hour.

Does one still have 25 cent pieces left?

- Oh.
- Probably not.