Dinosaurs (1991–1994): Season 4, Episode 10 - Life in the Faust Lane - full transcript
After seeing the TV show "Lifestyles of Those We Envy", Earl makes a deal with the devil for a Fernhill mug thinking it will make him happy. As a result he alienates himself from his ...
- Great game, dad.
- Thank you, my boy.
My goodness,
the game night was something special.
Even better,
because you invited me.
It's like I am
a part of the family.
Good night together.
- Good night, Roy.
- Good night, Uncle Roy.
Good night.
8th
It's bedtime for you kids.
Wait a moment.
Nobody goes here
until we all hugged each other.
A hug? Dad, are you alright?
I feel great.
Every now and then you just realize
how happy you are.
Come on.
- OK.
- Press, press.
This feels so good,
I do not want to let go.
But off to bed.
- Peck. Good night.
- Sorry.
- Good night.
- Bye.
You seem so
to have a really good mood.
And why not?
My life is good.
I have faithful friends,
three loving children
- and a beautiful woman.
- Earl.
What else can you wish for?
Well, it's Thursday night.
And also time for us,
going to bed.
I'll be right back, my dear.
I only clear the game
and the dishes on.
Only takes a minute.
I'm waiting for you.
Who would have thought that?
I had so much fun today,
I did not even watch TV.
I could look for a few minutes.
What can that harm?
And now back to the rich.
Stanley, I hold
do not turn off the tension.
What did you buy for my birthday?
You already admire it
the last 37 kilometers.
- The lambswool seat cover?
- No, silly.
This huge piece of unspoiled coastline.
That's all yours, my dear.
Happy Birthday.
- My own shoreline.
- Yes.
I am so happy.
I do not have my own coastal strip.
Welcome to
The lifestyle of those we envy.
And we all envy the super rich
male model Clive!
We met Clive in his lush
50-room amusement palace.
In Movieland Hills,
while bathing in his jeweled
Whirlpool filled with champagne.
Sorry, you happen to have
very expensive mustard?
I have nothing of what they have.
How could I think
I would be happy?
I should see it.
There is a huge hole in my life,
that I can never fill.
Fill the hole in your life with
the Willi cup, the old sea bear.
A collector mug
from world famous manufacturer Fernhill.
You certainly expect a high price
for such handmade artwork.
And you're right.
He's terribly expensive.
But can you really live without him?
- No.
- Then call now!
- I will.
- Please be patient,
while we review your credit rating.
Only a select few
are suitable for ownership
this masterpiece
in limited quantities.
- Name?
- Earl Sinclair.
Hi?
Do not miss your chance,
to the chosen ones.
To associate mug lovers,
who found true happiness.
I would do everything
for such a Fernhill mug.
Everything! I would...
I would even sell my soul!
Sulfur. I have to
stop smoking.
Honey I'm home.
You. You are him. You are...
You are the one on the
"Devilish good ham".
Not long. They get
a copyright lawsuit.
What do you want from me?
I happened to pass by
and listened to something.
I could you get such a cup.
If you want.
Are you kidding?
I would give my soul.
Yes, yes, I heard that.
Of course you are
aware of the seriousness of this trade?
Yes. I trade my immortal soul
against one of these cups in the TV.
You captured it.
Where do I sign?
On the dotted line, please,
and please draw on the pages
with the slips against.
That looks so intimidating.
A pure standard contract,
I assure you.
Maybe that should be checked by a lawyer.
I am the king of lawyers!
Just sign!
I'm sorry.
I did not want to get angry.
It was a busy evening.
Every time this lifestyle broadcast
I have a lot to do
It was my pleasure,
to serve you, Mr. Sinclair.
See you later.
Thanks.
Hey, wait! Where is my mug?
If you are the lord of darkness
can not trust who then?
Man, that went fast.
No freight costs.
FRAGILE
We met Earl in his
fabulous showcase home,
where he has his extraordinary
Fernhill mug demonstrated.
Yes. Earl really seems to have everything.
He is finally on his way,
to be really happy.
Yes.
I have never seen such a thing.
You have to be the luckiest person
to be on earth.
My goodness. I wish I was you.
Of course I would have to
to change my clothes
Would not be worthwhile.
But that is still
a great-looking mug.
Yes, people.
Do you beat "luck"
in the dictionary,
Do you see how I feel?
Yes.
Sinclair! Come in immediately!
What's the point, Sinclair?
I only give with mine
new mug on.
Who said you can have such a thing?
If I'm not mistaken, sir,
may I own things.
Well, I can not refuse you.
By legal means.
But we from the
Have a mug lover company
strict standards for those who collect
Own or want to show cups.
You own a Fernhill mug?
A? I have eight!
Eight cups?
Sir, you have to be extremely happy.
I am the happiest
you will ever meet
You worthless bucket full of fish food.
You can tell by her cheerful mood.
Flap!
Do you want to be a mug owner,
you should behave like that too.
How do I start, sir?
First, keep away from the rabble
far away, with which you spend time.
You mean my friends?
No more friends, Sinclair.
They are without cups and therefore
not even worth the contempt.
Keep an eye on them,
because they will be jealous and
maybe you want to steal your mug.
Thanks for the warning.
Then you have to
join our mug company.
Here.
Membership fee is 1,200 a year.
What? 1,200 dollars?
An alms, considering the hours
great mug fellowship considering.
- We'll meet next week.
- I am invited to you?
Yes. While we light refreshments
take, replace cup legends.
Buy, sell and trade
and discuss articles in the mug magazine.
Cup magazine?
The monthly overview
of Beverage Tube Collecting.
You have to subscribe.
But a bargain with 200 a year.
200, 1,200...
Sir, may I go now?
It seems,
as if I had to spend a lot.
Yes.
Make room, he comes in.
What on earth is this?
- A Fernhill mug showcase.
- He looks expensive.
A necessary issue,
to protect our investment.
- What investment?
- Our Fernhill mug.
Do you know that mug like mine
have risen in value around...
My mug! Where is he!
Did you break it,
I'll tear your limbs out.
I did not touch him.
Earl, stop it.
Nobody broke anything.
After you left,
Roy came by and wanted to borrow him.
You owe me an apology.
Roy borrowed my mug?
Yes. He said,
he wanted to impress a date with it.
You lent him to Roy?
He is rabble.
Mr. Richfield was right.
And now Willi is sitting in Roys
shabby, small dump,
while Roy and a cheap slut
drooling on him and him in hers
holding greasy little fingers.
Hi, Uncle Roy.
I have no greasy fingers.
The drool problem of my girlfriend
is largely regulated.
- Here's your stupid mug.
- Woe, he's not okay.
We just looked at him.
And you have
diminished its value.
What does this mean?
That collectible artwork like this
not ignorant scum
how you should be touched.
Earl, it's just a cup.
Do not be ridiculous, Fran.
You sound as stupid as Roy.
- What did you say?
- Fran, do not listen to him.
You are never as stupid as...
You can not talk to me or her
talk about me like that.
I'm leaving, Mr. Former Old Boy.
And never come again.
- Bye.
- Finally got rid of.
You see mug TV.
Programs exclusively
by, for, and about mug lovers.
And now the mug messages
with chip stone.
Good evening.
Panic shook again tonight
the mug community,
as another, more meaningless
Mug theft was reported.
The police advise all bucket owners,
their priceless collectibles
good guard.
More Mug News in a minute.
Just courage.
And this activates the system.
You activate with your code
Alarm and security apparatus.
That's what keeps the thieves from
to get my cup in her paws?
You mean, like that?
Do you see that?
And so disable it.
Yes. What do you say, Mr. S?
- Is it worth the money?
- Every last dollar.
We needed too.
Earl, we have to talk.
I was in the supermarket right now
and they did not accept my check.
Something with insufficient coverage.
Fran, expensive alarm systems
do not grow on trees.
I had to take the money somewhere.
Best of our bank account.
- What?
- Want to hear a cool alarm?
I want to know,
how we should eat without money.
No fear.
We just earn something.
Mom, all my clothes
has disappeared!
My sweaters, my blouses,
my shoes. Everything.
My guitar is gone
and my speakers.
Great alarm system, Earl.
Calm down all.
I know exactly where your stuff is.
I wanted anyway
to check if everything is fine.
FLEA MARKET
Could you agree with the price
go down this guitar?
No action. Prices as written.
- Can I help you, ma'am?
- Yes.
What does the baby chair cost?
He is not for sale.
Sixty dollars.
- The chair is not for sale.
- My goodness.
I give you two dollars for the blouse.
Listen, there is no flea market.
- You never would have...
- Pull yourself together, Fran.
Look how I deserve.
You're acting like a madman
and destroy our family.
Are you kidding?
We earn extra money,
only by being useless,
Declutter forgotten goods.
- These are my textbooks.
- My diary!
Come now.
We have to bring all sacrifices,
Let's stay a Fernhill family.
The cup!
The awful mug
is the root of all the chaos.
You're in luck, you have an alarm system,
otherwise I would run in
and beat him down.
Fran. This mug, as you call it,
made us happier than ever.
You're just too angry to see that.
Fran! Fran!
Bad mug.
Its getting late. Time to sleep.
Good night, Willi.
- We are up, you should need us.
- Of course, Mr. S.
CUP SECURITY ABSTRACT
Dino baby powder
Caught.
Wake up!
- What happened?
- Something is going on.
I'm here for you, Mr. S.
My goodness. It is the baby!
It was not me, I tell you.
If you do something to the cup,
so help me...
Earl. Take action against the noise!
Immediately, ma'am.
OK.
- Honey, are you alright?
- I'm fine, mom.
Give me the cup.
You little rat.
I should you Skinning alive.
- Looks like the work of insiders.
- It's ok, hank.
He was it. Lock him up
and throw the key away.
Earl, this is our child.
Okay, keep the key.
Mr. S., will you file a claim?
Not necessary.
- I take the child with me.
- Can you have him.
More precisely,
we will all go,
until my husband comes to his senses again.
- Yes.
- All right, go.
Take the children with you.
The types in the lifestyle series
marry constantly new!
But they keep their villas
and sports cars and Fernhills.
Who is this?
Nobody gets my cup.
I'm here,
to protect him. Nobody.
Nobody...
They are all after me.
They are after me.
Tomorrow, Mr. S. Another quiet night?
You can sleep peacefully,
the cup is still safe.
That's true. That's the important thing.
Until this evening.
It was here last night
really quiet, right?
Yes, sir.
And our alarm system
did her job, right?
Sir, if it does not bother you,
I really want to be with my family.
You have a family?
Yes, sir. Wife and children.
Do you have pictures?
Yes, many pictures.
I bet they still like you.
Yes, I think I am
the happiest person in the world.
- Yes.
- I do not have much,
but I have her love.
In my view
that is enough to be happy.
I have a picture of my mug.
Loopy.
I lost my friends,
I lost my family.
I even lost Hank.
I'm sorry, Willi,
but I am not happy.
Sulfur. Pooh.
Ok, Sinclair. Ready to take off?
What does this mean? I'm not dead.
Why are you hanging around?
For this exciting fun?
No, I think,
I made a terrible mistake.
I've never heard that before.
I'm not ready to go.
I made a mistake.
Well, forget it. We have a deal.
Pretty expensive.
You cost me everything.
Can I take this?
Sure, a carry-on bag is allowed.
Why do you want the cup?
As a constant painful memory
the stupidity of my actions.
I like it. Très symbolic.
I'll just get the box quickly.
He should on the crossing
nothing happens.
Good, but hurry up.
I have a lot to do.
- What's this?
- Are you finally going now?
A moment.
- Here is a manufacturer's warranty.
- I beg your pardon?
A legal document that says if I am
not completely satisfied, I can
return the cup for up to seven working days
send and get everything refunded.
Let me see that.
Let's see... That's a guarantee...
Seven days?
Full refund?
Damn it.
I am not satisfied.
I want to have my family back.
You are me this time
jumped off the shovel, Sinclair.
Everything that was done was not done.
Bye for now!
Hey, wait a minute. What is...
We met Clive in his lush
50-room amusement palace.
In Movieland Hills,
while bathing in his jeweled
Whirlpool filled with champagne.
Earl, are you going to bed?
Sweetheart, Thursday night,
you know what?
- You're right, that's it.
- Exactly.
It still is Thursday evening
and I do not have
Family and friends scorned,
because of a ridiculous piece of property.
No, Earl, you do not have.
Do not go away.
We'll be right back.
With much more to envy,
after these dazzling commercials.
No, not really.
I'm coming, darling.
- Thank you, my boy.
My goodness,
the game night was something special.
Even better,
because you invited me.
It's like I am
a part of the family.
Good night together.
- Good night, Roy.
- Good night, Uncle Roy.
Good night.
8th
It's bedtime for you kids.
Wait a moment.
Nobody goes here
until we all hugged each other.
A hug? Dad, are you alright?
I feel great.
Every now and then you just realize
how happy you are.
Come on.
- OK.
- Press, press.
This feels so good,
I do not want to let go.
But off to bed.
- Peck. Good night.
- Sorry.
- Good night.
- Bye.
You seem so
to have a really good mood.
And why not?
My life is good.
I have faithful friends,
three loving children
- and a beautiful woman.
- Earl.
What else can you wish for?
Well, it's Thursday night.
And also time for us,
going to bed.
I'll be right back, my dear.
I only clear the game
and the dishes on.
Only takes a minute.
I'm waiting for you.
Who would have thought that?
I had so much fun today,
I did not even watch TV.
I could look for a few minutes.
What can that harm?
And now back to the rich.
Stanley, I hold
do not turn off the tension.
What did you buy for my birthday?
You already admire it
the last 37 kilometers.
- The lambswool seat cover?
- No, silly.
This huge piece of unspoiled coastline.
That's all yours, my dear.
Happy Birthday.
- My own shoreline.
- Yes.
I am so happy.
I do not have my own coastal strip.
Welcome to
The lifestyle of those we envy.
And we all envy the super rich
male model Clive!
We met Clive in his lush
50-room amusement palace.
In Movieland Hills,
while bathing in his jeweled
Whirlpool filled with champagne.
Sorry, you happen to have
very expensive mustard?
I have nothing of what they have.
How could I think
I would be happy?
I should see it.
There is a huge hole in my life,
that I can never fill.
Fill the hole in your life with
the Willi cup, the old sea bear.
A collector mug
from world famous manufacturer Fernhill.
You certainly expect a high price
for such handmade artwork.
And you're right.
He's terribly expensive.
But can you really live without him?
- No.
- Then call now!
- I will.
- Please be patient,
while we review your credit rating.
Only a select few
are suitable for ownership
this masterpiece
in limited quantities.
- Name?
- Earl Sinclair.
Hi?
Do not miss your chance,
to the chosen ones.
To associate mug lovers,
who found true happiness.
I would do everything
for such a Fernhill mug.
Everything! I would...
I would even sell my soul!
Sulfur. I have to
stop smoking.
Honey I'm home.
You. You are him. You are...
You are the one on the
"Devilish good ham".
Not long. They get
a copyright lawsuit.
What do you want from me?
I happened to pass by
and listened to something.
I could you get such a cup.
If you want.
Are you kidding?
I would give my soul.
Yes, yes, I heard that.
Of course you are
aware of the seriousness of this trade?
Yes. I trade my immortal soul
against one of these cups in the TV.
You captured it.
Where do I sign?
On the dotted line, please,
and please draw on the pages
with the slips against.
That looks so intimidating.
A pure standard contract,
I assure you.
Maybe that should be checked by a lawyer.
I am the king of lawyers!
Just sign!
I'm sorry.
I did not want to get angry.
It was a busy evening.
Every time this lifestyle broadcast
I have a lot to do
It was my pleasure,
to serve you, Mr. Sinclair.
See you later.
Thanks.
Hey, wait! Where is my mug?
If you are the lord of darkness
can not trust who then?
Man, that went fast.
No freight costs.
FRAGILE
We met Earl in his
fabulous showcase home,
where he has his extraordinary
Fernhill mug demonstrated.
Yes. Earl really seems to have everything.
He is finally on his way,
to be really happy.
Yes.
I have never seen such a thing.
You have to be the luckiest person
to be on earth.
My goodness. I wish I was you.
Of course I would have to
to change my clothes
Would not be worthwhile.
But that is still
a great-looking mug.
Yes, people.
Do you beat "luck"
in the dictionary,
Do you see how I feel?
Yes.
Sinclair! Come in immediately!
What's the point, Sinclair?
I only give with mine
new mug on.
Who said you can have such a thing?
If I'm not mistaken, sir,
may I own things.
Well, I can not refuse you.
By legal means.
But we from the
Have a mug lover company
strict standards for those who collect
Own or want to show cups.
You own a Fernhill mug?
A? I have eight!
Eight cups?
Sir, you have to be extremely happy.
I am the happiest
you will ever meet
You worthless bucket full of fish food.
You can tell by her cheerful mood.
Flap!
Do you want to be a mug owner,
you should behave like that too.
How do I start, sir?
First, keep away from the rabble
far away, with which you spend time.
You mean my friends?
No more friends, Sinclair.
They are without cups and therefore
not even worth the contempt.
Keep an eye on them,
because they will be jealous and
maybe you want to steal your mug.
Thanks for the warning.
Then you have to
join our mug company.
Here.
Membership fee is 1,200 a year.
What? 1,200 dollars?
An alms, considering the hours
great mug fellowship considering.
- We'll meet next week.
- I am invited to you?
Yes. While we light refreshments
take, replace cup legends.
Buy, sell and trade
and discuss articles in the mug magazine.
Cup magazine?
The monthly overview
of Beverage Tube Collecting.
You have to subscribe.
But a bargain with 200 a year.
200, 1,200...
Sir, may I go now?
It seems,
as if I had to spend a lot.
Yes.
Make room, he comes in.
What on earth is this?
- A Fernhill mug showcase.
- He looks expensive.
A necessary issue,
to protect our investment.
- What investment?
- Our Fernhill mug.
Do you know that mug like mine
have risen in value around...
My mug! Where is he!
Did you break it,
I'll tear your limbs out.
I did not touch him.
Earl, stop it.
Nobody broke anything.
After you left,
Roy came by and wanted to borrow him.
You owe me an apology.
Roy borrowed my mug?
Yes. He said,
he wanted to impress a date with it.
You lent him to Roy?
He is rabble.
Mr. Richfield was right.
And now Willi is sitting in Roys
shabby, small dump,
while Roy and a cheap slut
drooling on him and him in hers
holding greasy little fingers.
Hi, Uncle Roy.
I have no greasy fingers.
The drool problem of my girlfriend
is largely regulated.
- Here's your stupid mug.
- Woe, he's not okay.
We just looked at him.
And you have
diminished its value.
What does this mean?
That collectible artwork like this
not ignorant scum
how you should be touched.
Earl, it's just a cup.
Do not be ridiculous, Fran.
You sound as stupid as Roy.
- What did you say?
- Fran, do not listen to him.
You are never as stupid as...
You can not talk to me or her
talk about me like that.
I'm leaving, Mr. Former Old Boy.
And never come again.
- Bye.
- Finally got rid of.
You see mug TV.
Programs exclusively
by, for, and about mug lovers.
And now the mug messages
with chip stone.
Good evening.
Panic shook again tonight
the mug community,
as another, more meaningless
Mug theft was reported.
The police advise all bucket owners,
their priceless collectibles
good guard.
More Mug News in a minute.
Just courage.
And this activates the system.
You activate with your code
Alarm and security apparatus.
That's what keeps the thieves from
to get my cup in her paws?
You mean, like that?
Do you see that?
And so disable it.
Yes. What do you say, Mr. S?
- Is it worth the money?
- Every last dollar.
We needed too.
Earl, we have to talk.
I was in the supermarket right now
and they did not accept my check.
Something with insufficient coverage.
Fran, expensive alarm systems
do not grow on trees.
I had to take the money somewhere.
Best of our bank account.
- What?
- Want to hear a cool alarm?
I want to know,
how we should eat without money.
No fear.
We just earn something.
Mom, all my clothes
has disappeared!
My sweaters, my blouses,
my shoes. Everything.
My guitar is gone
and my speakers.
Great alarm system, Earl.
Calm down all.
I know exactly where your stuff is.
I wanted anyway
to check if everything is fine.
FLEA MARKET
Could you agree with the price
go down this guitar?
No action. Prices as written.
- Can I help you, ma'am?
- Yes.
What does the baby chair cost?
He is not for sale.
Sixty dollars.
- The chair is not for sale.
- My goodness.
I give you two dollars for the blouse.
Listen, there is no flea market.
- You never would have...
- Pull yourself together, Fran.
Look how I deserve.
You're acting like a madman
and destroy our family.
Are you kidding?
We earn extra money,
only by being useless,
Declutter forgotten goods.
- These are my textbooks.
- My diary!
Come now.
We have to bring all sacrifices,
Let's stay a Fernhill family.
The cup!
The awful mug
is the root of all the chaos.
You're in luck, you have an alarm system,
otherwise I would run in
and beat him down.
Fran. This mug, as you call it,
made us happier than ever.
You're just too angry to see that.
Fran! Fran!
Bad mug.
Its getting late. Time to sleep.
Good night, Willi.
- We are up, you should need us.
- Of course, Mr. S.
CUP SECURITY ABSTRACT
Dino baby powder
Caught.
Wake up!
- What happened?
- Something is going on.
I'm here for you, Mr. S.
My goodness. It is the baby!
It was not me, I tell you.
If you do something to the cup,
so help me...
Earl. Take action against the noise!
Immediately, ma'am.
OK.
- Honey, are you alright?
- I'm fine, mom.
Give me the cup.
You little rat.
I should you Skinning alive.
- Looks like the work of insiders.
- It's ok, hank.
He was it. Lock him up
and throw the key away.
Earl, this is our child.
Okay, keep the key.
Mr. S., will you file a claim?
Not necessary.
- I take the child with me.
- Can you have him.
More precisely,
we will all go,
until my husband comes to his senses again.
- Yes.
- All right, go.
Take the children with you.
The types in the lifestyle series
marry constantly new!
But they keep their villas
and sports cars and Fernhills.
Who is this?
Nobody gets my cup.
I'm here,
to protect him. Nobody.
Nobody...
They are all after me.
They are after me.
Tomorrow, Mr. S. Another quiet night?
You can sleep peacefully,
the cup is still safe.
That's true. That's the important thing.
Until this evening.
It was here last night
really quiet, right?
Yes, sir.
And our alarm system
did her job, right?
Sir, if it does not bother you,
I really want to be with my family.
You have a family?
Yes, sir. Wife and children.
Do you have pictures?
Yes, many pictures.
I bet they still like you.
Yes, I think I am
the happiest person in the world.
- Yes.
- I do not have much,
but I have her love.
In my view
that is enough to be happy.
I have a picture of my mug.
Loopy.
I lost my friends,
I lost my family.
I even lost Hank.
I'm sorry, Willi,
but I am not happy.
Sulfur. Pooh.
Ok, Sinclair. Ready to take off?
What does this mean? I'm not dead.
Why are you hanging around?
For this exciting fun?
No, I think,
I made a terrible mistake.
I've never heard that before.
I'm not ready to go.
I made a mistake.
Well, forget it. We have a deal.
Pretty expensive.
You cost me everything.
Can I take this?
Sure, a carry-on bag is allowed.
Why do you want the cup?
As a constant painful memory
the stupidity of my actions.
I like it. Très symbolic.
I'll just get the box quickly.
He should on the crossing
nothing happens.
Good, but hurry up.
I have a lot to do.
- What's this?
- Are you finally going now?
A moment.
- Here is a manufacturer's warranty.
- I beg your pardon?
A legal document that says if I am
not completely satisfied, I can
return the cup for up to seven working days
send and get everything refunded.
Let me see that.
Let's see... That's a guarantee...
Seven days?
Full refund?
Damn it.
I am not satisfied.
I want to have my family back.
You are me this time
jumped off the shovel, Sinclair.
Everything that was done was not done.
Bye for now!
Hey, wait a minute. What is...
We met Clive in his lush
50-room amusement palace.
In Movieland Hills,
while bathing in his jeweled
Whirlpool filled with champagne.
Earl, are you going to bed?
Sweetheart, Thursday night,
you know what?
- You're right, that's it.
- Exactly.
It still is Thursday evening
and I do not have
Family and friends scorned,
because of a ridiculous piece of property.
No, Earl, you do not have.
Do not go away.
We'll be right back.
With much more to envy,
after these dazzling commercials.
No, not really.
I'm coming, darling.