Dino Dana (2017–…): Season 3, Episode 4 - The Quick and the Dino/Nest Defense - full transcript

[squawks]

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[Dana]
Dino Dana!

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Dino Dana!

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[Dana] "The Quick and the Dino."

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[crash, thump]

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Get on back here with
that celery, Gigantoraptor.

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[panting]

That celery don't
belong to you!

You can run as fast

as your legs will carry you,
Sheriff Grandma,

but it ain't going
to get you anywhere.

That there Gigantoraptor



is faster than any person
'round these parts.

What are you suggesting,
Marshal Dana?

That I give up?

'Cause I can tell you
right now,

this sheriff don't
take kindly to giving up.

Are you saying you
want to fight back?

I want to fight back.

[Saara]
What are you two doing?

Playing dress-up.

I'm an old-time sheriff,
and Dana's the marshal.

I've been sent
to help the sheriff

protect her town
from a Gigantoraptor.

He keeps stealing
all our celery!

[laughs]

Do you want
to play with us?

No.

I'm a little too old
for dress-up.

Well, I'm not.

Where were we?

Figuring out how to fight back
against the Gigantoraptor.

Well, what do we
know about him?

We know his name
means "giant thief."

Makes sense. He's huge
and he's stealing from us.

We know he has
long, sharp claws.

Ooh, so we shouldn't
get too close.

And we know
he's a herbivore.

Who...

Who loves celery!

So how do we run him
out of town?

[Saara]
Well, if he's a giant herbivore,

then why not get
an even bigger carnivore

that will scare him off?

I thought you
weren't playing.

[Saara]
I'm not.

Saara could be right.

Not much would scare something
as big as a Gigantoraptor

other than an
even bigger dinosaur.

What about this one?

She seems big.

The biggest.

Giganotosaurus was one
of the largest predators

of all time.

Looks like the
Gigantoraptor's luck

may have just run out.

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[squawking]

Don't even think about
stealing this celery!

[squawking]

Your thieving and stealing

have got no place
in this town,

but I know you ain't
afraid of us little two,

so I'd like to introduce you
to our new deputy.

Roar!

[roars]

[squawks]

That there is the
Giganotosaurus.

She don't like
celery, though.

She's more of
a meat lover.

[dinosaurs roaring
& squawking]

Watch out, Sheriff Grandma!

[roaring & squawking
continues]

[roaring & squawking
continues]

[roars]

Looks like our Gigantoraptor
problem is solved.

Thank you kindly,
Giganotosaurus.

You scared him off.

Let's get you some
beef jerky as a reward.

[Dad]
What's going on here?

They're playing dress-up.

You started without me?

Sorry, Dad.

Grandma and I came up
with a story

that was too exciting
to wait for.

I'm the marshal.

And I'm the sheriff
around these parts -

and don't you forget it.

But I'm usually
the sheriff.

A Gigantoraptor was
stealing celery in our town,

so we chased him off with
our Giganotosaurus deputy.

It was my idea
to chase away

the herbivore
with a carnivore.

You're playing, too?

What? Uh... No.

I don't want to do that.

Okay.

What do I get to be?

Oh, Dad... sorry.

Story's over.

We already saved the town.

[Saara] Not with a giant
carnivore hanging around.

Are you sure you don't
want to play with us?

[Saara]
Uh... I'm sure.

[Dad sighs]

Well, there's
a big meat-eater

around these parts.

I'm sure she's going
to cause some trouble.

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Marshal Dana!

Sheriff Grandma!

Farmer Dad! What are you
doing in town?

Shouldn't you be
harvesting celery?

Well, that's what
I was doing...

until that dinosaur
came 'round.

Settle down, Farmer Dad.

We got rid of that no-good
Gigantoraptor thief.

Your celery is safe.

Oh, this ain't
about my celery.

It's about my horses!

They've all been
eaten up!

Marshal Dana,

you don't think
Deputy Giganotosaurus

ate those horses,
do you?

She is a big,
hungry carnivore.

[roars]

[Dad]
Ah! There she is!

That's the dino
that ate my horses!

Giganotosaurus, you can't
be my deputy no more

if you're going 'round
eating horses!

[grunting]

I don't think
she cares much.

And now that she's
all out of horses...

looks like she's hungry
for Sheriff Grandma.

[Grandma]
Excuse me?

You're telling a story
where I get eaten?

That's what carnivores do.

I can't help where
the story goes.

He's right, Grandma.

We didn't think about how
a hungry Giganotosaurus

would live in our town.

What else do we know
about this Giganotosaurus?

We know her name means
"giant southern lizard."

She's definitely giant.

We know her huge teeth
can slice through meat.

Be careful, Sheriff.

And we know she can
catch a horse.

Because she ate them all.

So how do we run her
out of town?

Saara, can you help us
figure this out.

Oh, you, uh,
need me to play?

We really do.

Or else I'm done for.

Hmm.

I guess I can play
for a bit.

Dad, pass me
that black hat.

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You folks are lucky

I was passing through
this here town.

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[snarls]

It looks like
that there dinosaur

has overstayed
her welcome.

[Grandma]
Oh, thank goodness you're here.

Now, officers, step aside

and let the cowgirl
handle this.

Get on out of here!

[roars]

You don't scare me!

[whip cracks]

[snarls]

[whip cracks,
dinosaur snarls]

Looks like you don't
scare her, neither.

She's still hungry for us.

Well, you.

[Saara]
Why didn't that work?

'Cause you brought a whip
to a dinosaur fight.

I think Cowgirl Sarah's
onto something.

We just need a bigger whip.

And a new deputy.

Not so fast, Giganotosaurus.

You may think
you're the biggest

and baddest dino
in the West,

but there's someone
I think you should meet.

[trumpets like a dinosaur]

[dinosaur trumpets]

[Dana]
Deputy Diplodocus.

[roars]

You should be scared, Giga.

Why would she be scared?

[Dana]
Diplodocus

is one of the
biggest herbivores

of all time.

Herbivore?

How is that there herbivore

gonna scare that there
carnivore?

Don't you worry.

The Diplodocus
has a secret weapon.

Go ahead, Diplodocus.

Make her day.

[both dinosaurs
snarling faintly]

We better take cover!

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It's a giant dino showdown.

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Show 'em what you got!

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[loud slapping]

That tail's just like
my whip!

Only much, much bigger.

[groans & snarls]

Not so tough against
a giant dino whip,

are you, Giganotosaurus?

[laughs] Woohoo!

Go, Diplodocus!

Yeehaw!

[Grandma laughs]

Nice work,
Deputy Diplodocus.

[loud slap]

You scared off
the Giganotosaurus.

Now, let's get you
some celery

to celebrate
a job well done.

[Saara]
Not so fast.

So now there's
a giant herbivore

with a whip-like tail
living in the town?

How are we going
to feed it?

I guess we'll have to
keep playing to find out.

[laughs] I guess so.

So, what do we know
about the Diplodocus?

[Dana, fading out]
Well, I know its name means...

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[grunts]

[Dana] Next up:

more Dino Dana!

[squawks]

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[Dana]
Dino Dana!

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Dino Dana!

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[Dana] "Nest Defense."

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[Ravi]
Out of my way.

You get out of my way!

Go, Dad!

-[Ravi] Woo!
-[Saara] Go, Uncle Ravi!

Ravi goes in for the shot...

[all yelling]

[Ravi]
Ohh! He scores!

[Saara]
Goal!

And the crowd goes wild!

Saara, go wild.

Woohoo.

Time out.

Sorry, Dad.

No need to be
sorry, Nugget.

This is just a friendly
game of road hockey.

It is?

No. We need
to beat them.

And to do that, you need
to defend the net.

How am I supposed to do that?

Well, sometimes
it helps me

to imagine that I'm playing
a championship game.

Crowd's cheering:

"Aman, Aman, Aman..."

Or you could pretend
you're a dinosaur.

Much better.

Maybe there's a dino experiment
in my field guide

about defense.

Longest timeout ever!

[Dana] Here's one.
Dino Experiment 705:

"How did the Triceratops
defend her nest?"

-How did she?
-I don't know.

I haven't solved
this experiment yet.

[Saara & Ravi]
Waiting,

waiting, waiting...

Time to defend, Nugget.

But Dad,

I still don't know
how the Triceratops

defends her nest.

Use your imagination.

Alright...

♪ Doot-do-doo,
doot-do-doo... ♪

[laughs]

Losing team
gets the ball.

[Dad]
That won't be us for long.

Okay...

Take the shot, Dad.

The net's over here, Dad.

I'll get the ball.

There's the ball...

and there's the dino nest?

But what kind?

[squawking]

This can't by a
Sinornithosaurus' nest.

The eggs are way too big
for such a little dino.

[squawking]

Oh.

Sinornithosaurus doesn't
want to defend these eggs.

It wants to eat them.

[large dinosaur grunts]

A Triceratops!

This must be
a Triceratops nest.

Perfect. Now I can do
Dino Experiment 705:

"How did the Triceratops
defend her nest?"

Maybe get some
hockey tips, too.

[both dinosaurs
squawking & grunting]

What's the
Sinornithosaurus doing?

[squawking & grunting
continues]

He's trying
to get past her!

Whoa.

Sino, she blocked you.

[squawks]

Triceratops defended
her nest

by using her big body.

Nice defense, Triceratops.

[Dad]
Nugget, did you get the ball?

Coming, Dad!

I'm just getting
the ball, Triceratops.

Dad, guess what.

I just saw
a Sinornithosaurus

trying to get
a Triceratops egg.

Then the mom
Triceratops came,

and she used her big body
to block the Sino.

-Nice move, Mama Triceratops!
-I know!

Defend our net like that.

Make your body
as big as possible

so you can block
more of the net.

[Ravi]
You ready?

To lose?

[Dad laughs]

Oh, we're ready!

Ready to win. I mean
we're ready to win.

Hey! Defend the net
like the Triceratops, Dana!

Dad, I did it!

You did it!

She did it.

[Saara]
Take your best shot, Dad.

Don't worry, Dad.
I'll go get the ball.

You must be staying
close to your nest

since there are
predators around.

[dinosaur hisses]

[Dana]
And there's one now.

Dromaeosaurus is way bigger
than the Sinornithosaurus!

Whoa. That's a really fast
carnivore, too.

That's why its name
means "running lizard."

I can't wait to see
the Triceratops

use its big body
to block the Dromae.

[dinosaurs snarling
& squawking]

Oh, no!

Looks like the Dromae
was ready for that move.

What is the Triceratops
going to do now?

[roars]

That was one powerful kick.

Dino Experiment 705 update:

the Triceratops doesn't just
use her big body

to protect her nest.

She also uses
her strong legs

to kick away
predators, too.

I gotta tell Dad!

-Finally.
-Let's get this over with.

[Dana]
Dad, guess what.

Dino experiment update:

Triceratops doesn't just
use her big body to defend.

She also blocked
a Dromaeosaurus

by kicking it away.

But I can't kick
Uncle Ravi.

Well... maybe you can.

But I can use my stick!

Great thinking, Nugget.

Goalies use their sticks

the same way a Triceratops
uses their legs.

So all you have to do is

use your stick
to kick it to me.

Ready to lose, little man?

Never, big man.

Is that a weight joke?

You know I'm
sensitive about that.

Sorry. You actually look
really good right now.

Thanks. I've been
hitting the gym,

cutting back
on the carbs--

Can we finish this?

Watch out for Dad!

[Dad]
What do Triceratops do?

[Dana]
They kick!

Dad, I did it!

-[Saara] Ah!
-[Dad] Goooal!

-Tie game!
-[Dana] Yes!

They got lucky.

Yeah.

Just luck!

We've got a goal.
You've got a goal.

Let's wrap this up. I have
a yoga class to get to.

Fine by me.

I have to do
some laundry.

Next... goal... wins.

Done.

Game on. My ball.

[Dana]
Uh oh. But I'm not ready!

Dad, which dino defense
should I use?

Big body or leg kicks?

I don't know.

Both? Either?

[dinosaur snarls,
Dana gasps]

[roars]

T-rex!

[Ravi]
Ah! Interference!

Sorry.

I'll go get the ball.

The Tyrannosaurus rex
is coming!

Triceratops, I know you can
use your big body

to block the
Sinornithosaurus,

and your strong legs
to kick a Dromaeosaurus away,

but the T-Rex is
the king of the dinos.

[T-rex roars]

[Dana gasps]
And here he comes now!

[both dinosaurs snarl]

[Dana]
What are you going to do?

Use your big body
or your leg to kick?

[dinosaurs roaring
& snarling]

The Triceratops is running
towards the T-rex!

Go, Triceratops!

[roaring & snarling
continues]

Whoa.

She's using her massive
horns and frill

to push the T-rex away.

Way away!

Good job, Triceratops!

[snarls]

You did it, Triceratops.

You used your
horns and frill

to defend your nest

from one of the largest
dinosaur predators

of all time.

Dino Experiment 705 solved.

And look: just in time!

One of your eggs
is hatching!

Aww.

The baby Triceratops
is so cute.

You're really lucky, baby.

Your mom can defend you
against any threat -

small, medium, or large.

[sighs]

Now my turn to do
some defending.

Aww! Thank you!

Dad, I know
what I have to do.

This is it.

Not if my Triceratops
has anything to do with it.

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-[Dana] Roar!
-[Ravi] Ahh!

-[Saara] Dana's got it.
-[Dana snarling]

Dana scored?!

We did it, Dana!

We beat Uncle Ravi
and Saara!

Woo! Woo!

Which will never,
ever happen again.

Sounds like someone
wants a rematch.

I can skip yoga today.

Good game, Seester.

Thanks, Seester.

You ready to play again?

Sure, but only if
I'm on your team.

[both chuckle]

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