Dino Dana (2017–…): Season 3, Episode 3 - Dino Knights/Gnawed a Problem - full transcript

While Dad is trying to get Dana and Riley to help him hang laundry, they would rather imagine that they're dino knights in a medieval jousting competition against dinosaurs./Rookie camper Dad takes Dana and Saara on a father-daughters camping trip and things don't go quite as planned when their firewood is stolen. Dana is pretty sure the thief is the Incisivosaurus, Mammoth or Maiasaura and ...

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[Dana]
Dino Dana!

[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]

Dino Dana!

[roar]

[Dana] "Dino Knights."

[screaming]

Dana.

I just hung
that up to dry.

Sorry, dad.

Dino experiment
with Riley.



Where's Riley?

[Riley screams]

-Hey, Mr. Jain.
-Hi, Riley.

Uh what do bed sheets have to
do with dino experiments?

We're testing to
see which dinosaur

had the greatest
ramming power.

It think it's
the triceratops.

She just chose that because
it's her favorite dinosaur.

That's not why.

It's because it has three
massive horns on it's head.

The Kosmoceratops
has more horns.

It's because
it's my favorite.

I'm predicting
the Stygimoloch because

they have these incredibly
thick domed heads that...



Hold on. Back up.
Ramming power?

That's how much force
an animal creates

when it rams
into something.

-[yells]
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Do you have to ram into clean
clothes for this experiment?

Riley wanted
to play knights

and I wanted to do
a dino experiment.

So, we figured out
a way to do both.

Which is why you're
running into the laundry.

Exactly.

We're imagining we're
medieval knights

challenging dinosaurs
to an epic jousting battle.

The dinos don't know
it's really

so we can test
their ramming power.

You fooled them.

Okay. One question.

Can I play?

You can be the judge.

-King it is.
-I said judge.

King Judge Dad.

[both laugh]

First ruling.

Do not charge
the clean clothing.

Second ruling,

let the games begin!

Welcome Knight Riley

and Knight Dana

to the dino ramming

power tournament.

Each of you will face
a dinosaur of your choosing.

Knight Riley,

you will joust
the mighty horned triceratops.

[roars]

Yes.

And knight Dana,
you will joust

the thick headed
Stygimoloch.

[growls]

Perfect.

Whoever can
um... wait...

How do we figure out
who the winner is?

Whoever gets knocked
off the worst.

But isn't the whole point of
jousting to stay on the horse?

Not if you're testing
ramming power.

We're trying to see which dino
created the strongest force

when it hit something

so whoever gets knocked off
the biggest, wins.

I'm sure that
makes sense to you.

Okay, who's going first?

[both]
Me!

Euplo, Titano, Rex?

What is that,
a new dinosaur?

No, it's like rock, paper,
scissors except with dinosaurs.

It's how we decide things.

[Dana]
Let me explain.

Euoplocephalus uses
its powerful tail club

to slam T-Rex.

[roars]

T-Rex uses
its sharp teeth

to chomp up
Titanoboa.

[roars]

Titanoboa,
histories largest snake,

wraps around
Euoplocephalus.

[hissing]

That's much clearer,
thank you.

On three.

[all]
One, two, three.

Euoplocephalus
slams T-Rex.

I get to go first.

Then let the games begin!

Remember,
Knight Riley.

If the triceratops...

[roars]

...knocks you off your horse

worse than Knight Dana,

then you win

the dino ramming
power tournament.

The triceratops weighs
as much as two rhinoceros

and has horns
as long as my arm.

[roars]

I'm definitely going
to get thrown off

worse than Knight Dana.

You wish.

We shall see.

Contestants,
take your places.

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[roars]

Ready!

Set!

[growls]

Joust!

[roars]

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I would have thought
the rhino dino moved faster.

In the dino world,
bigger usually means slower.

At least it's what
I'm counting on.

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[dinosaur roars]

How bad was it?

-Pretty bad.
-Yes!

But not as bad
as it's going to be

when I joust
the Stygimoloch.

No way.

The Stygi is way smaller
than the triceratops.

Which means
it can move faster

so it can deliver
a bigger ram.

[Dad] There's only
one way to find out.

Let the games continue!

As you will recall,
Knight Dana.

You must be knocked
off your horse

worse than Knight Riley

in order to win the dino ramming
power tournament.

[growling]

Stygimoloch can run
as fast as a horse.

It has a bony domed skull
that's thicker than my fist.

[growls]

Definitely going to
get thrown off

worse than Knight Riley.

In your dreams.

Yes, well, let's hope
you get hurt more.

Contestants,
take your places!

[growls]

Ready.

[roars]

Set.

Joust!

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[roars]

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That weird headed one
is moving quite quickly.

Not enough to match
the strength of the triceratops.

At least I hope so.

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Did it look bad?

About the same.

Really?

I mean you fell on your face
but other than that

yeah, seemed
pretty similar.

So, how are we going to
figure out which dinosaur

had the greatest
ramming power?

You know, when I'm trying
to figure something out

I do laundry.

Dad!

Come on.

You can do your Euplo, Titano
thing to see who helps first.

That's it.

We're doing laundry?

No, Euplo, Titano, Rex.

[roars]

We've been thinking
about this the wrong way

or the wrong side.

Euoplocephalus didn't ram
from the front,

but it did
ram from the back

with it's powerful
tail club.

Oh, you are going to
get so thrown off.

Let's hope so.

[Dad]
For the last time,

let the games

continue!

And so we find ourselves
at the final round

of the dino ramming
power tournament.

Will Knight Dana
discover the dinosaur

with the greatest
ramming power of all

or will she fail?

Either way, I'm sure
you will learn something

that you will talk about
for many moons.

[loud grunting]

Euoplocephalus
didn't move quickly.

But it didn't have to.

It would just wait until
a predator got close enough

and then ram it with
it's massive tail club.

All I have to do
is aim right for it's tail.

Contestants,
take your places.

Good luck.
I hope you fall hard.

So do I, Riley.
So do I.

Ready.

Set.

Joust!

Isn't that boney tailed one
supposed to charge her?

No, she's waiting
for Dana to get to her.

Don't be careful, Dana!

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[Dana]
Did you see that?

The Euoplocephalus tail

completely
destroyed my lance.

I think we found
the dinosaur

with the strongest
ramming power.

Congratulations!

Woohoo!

Now, time to do laundry.

Aww.

But we still want
to play knights.

Maybe we can do both.

Ready, set, hang!

[both scream]

You're both winners.

Next sheet, go, go, go.

[both giggling]

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[Dana] Next up, more Dino Dana.

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[Dana]
Dino Dana!

[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]

Dino Dana!

[roar]

[Dana] "Gnawed a Problem"

[squawks]

I think I hear dinosaurs.

Correction, two dinos.

The Maiasaura
and the Incisivosaurus

and a prehistoric mammal.

A Mammoth.

[Saara]
Dana, move.

Bye, prehistoric
creatures.

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[grunting]

Back hurt from sleeping
on the frozen ground Dad?

No, I'm good.

But I guess it did get
a little cold last night.

When are we going home?

Not until Monday,
right Dad?

Right, Nugget.

It's been a while since
I got to hang with my girls,

so I took the whole weekend
off for our camping trip.

Now, I'll build us a fire
to keep us warm

except where did
the firewood go?

There was a pile
right here.

It's too cold
to camp without a fire.

I'll start
packing for home.

Wait, look at
these bite marks.

I think something
chewed up our wood.

[Dad]
What would do that?

A dinosaur?

I think it was
a dinosaur too, seester.

Or a prehistoric mammal.

I saw and Incisivosaurus,
a Maiasaura and a mammoth

in our campsite but
I don't which one eats wood.

Want to help me solve it?

Sorry, nugget.
I still gotta build this fire.

But, we're going home

because we don't have
anymore fire wood.

Good thing I was too tired
to take all the wood

out of the van
last night.

Great.

I guess we're
stuck here camping.

That's the spirit.

[distant squawking]

[gasp]
Incisivosaurus!

Wait up!

I still have to figure out
if you eat wood.

Ah, splinter. Oh.

[squawking]

What's the Incisivosaurus doing?

[squawking]

The Incisivosaurus
is a herbivore

with big buck teeth.

I wonder if they're big
enough to chomp into wood

and solve my dino
experiment.

Looks like they are.

I think I just
solved who...

Wait a second,

you're not
eating the wood.

You're just moving your teeth
back and forth on it.

Why would you do that?

Ow. Come on.

[phone ringing]

Hi, honey.
Everything's fine.

What did they tell you?

Uh, nothing.

I just noticed you left
a bunch of camping gear

in the shed.

The lantern,
the air mattresses.

Pretty much everything.

Oh, yeah.
We're roughing it.

Yes, we are.
Oh, hi Mom.

Dad!

Saara, I just saw the most
fascinating thing.

[gasps] Is that mom?

The Incisivosaurus
didn't eat wood.

It just ran its teeth
back and forth on a log.

Like this [gnaws]

I'm going to go read
my book in the tent.

[Mom]
Bye, Saara.

Why would it do that?

Um, some animals
have front teeth

that are constantly growing
and they chew or gnaw things

to grind their teeth down
like Gophers,

Beavers and Rabbits.

They all have bucked teeth
like the Incisivosaurus.

So that must have been

what the Incisivosaurus
was doing.

-Thanks, mom.
-You're welcome, sweetie.

[baby crying]

Uh, that's Dexter.
I should let you go.

Alright.
Back to fire building.

Wait, what happened
to the fire wood?

The second pile's
been eaten too?

No wood, no heat,
I guess we're going home.

No, we're not.

We're surrounded by
potential fire wood.

And we know the Incisivosaurus
doesn't eat wood

so it must have been
the Mammoth or the Maiasaura.

I'll be right back.

Back to firewood.

Great.

[Mammoth trumpeting]

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[Dana]
Hello, Mammoth.

You're an herbivore
like the Incisivosaurus

but you don't have
buck teeth.

Do you eat wood?

[trumpets]

Um, what are you doing
to that tree?

Careful, Mammoth.

I think it's gonna...

Fall.

But why would you
push the tree over?

Wait, you're not
eating the wood

but you are eating the roots
at the bottom of the tree

which means mammoths
don't eat wood.

That leaves the Maiasaura.

[distant groaning]

I think I hear it now.

Bye, Mammoth.

Oh, it's you.

I was hoping
you were a Maiasaura.

Just your dad, getting tired
of chopping all this wood.

Well, this will
make you feel better.

The Mammoth didn't
eat our firewood

but interestingly,
it does eat roots.

Oddly enough,
that does make me feel better.

[Saara]
Ah! Get it off! Get it of!

Saara!

[Saara]
Ah! Get it off, get it off.

[screaming]

Saara, are you okay?

No, no, no!

There's something on my back,
just get it off, get it off!

It's a butterfly.

Well, I still
don't like it here.

How could you not?

We're in nature surrounded
by beautiful animals.

It's kind of like how
ancient people must have lived

without TV
or phones or...

what are you doing?

Asking mom to pick me up.

Come on, Saara, we just
started our camping trip.

Dad, I'm freezing.

Don't worry, Seester.

Dad cut down a bit pile
of wood to keep us warm.

And once I get the fire started,
we'll have marshmallows

which I know I packed
because I already had some.

Marshmallows?

Ah.

Are you kidding me?

Who keeps taking
our firewood?

It wasn't the mammoth
or the Incisivosaurus,

so it must be the Maiasaura.

So, we're not getting
any marshmallows?

Maybe we should
just go home.

But we can't go home.

I still have one prehistoric
creature left to investigate.

[distant roar]

There she is now.

Meet you back
at the campsite!

It's warm at least.

[snorts and growls]

Hey, Maiasaura.

Looking for something?

Something like wood
that belongs to someone else?

You do eat wood.

You must have eaten
our firewood.

Uh, uh, uh,
you only get this

if you promise to leave
our firewood alone.

Now go get it!

But we still don't have
any wood for our campfire

and I don't want our
camping trip to end.

Maybe it doesn't have to.

It's mammoth time.

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Look mammoth,
yummy roots under here.

[trumpets]

Come on, push!

Thanks, Mammoth.

I mean uh...

[flutters lips]

[mammoth trumpets]

[mammoth trumpets]

Whoa.

Where did that
tree come from?

A mammoth.

A mammoth?

Yeah.

He pushed it over for us
but it was the Maiasaura

that eats wood and kept
eating our firewood.

Time to get chopping.

Time for marshmallows.

These are so good, Dad.

Yeah, you know
now that it's warm,

camping's not
completely terrible.

Oh, thanks girls.
That's what I was going for.

Not completely terrible.

[laughs]
Can I have another marshmallow?

Me too.

Yeah. Here.

[mammoth trumpets]

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