Dino Dana (2017–…): Season 3, Episode 5 - Good Cop, Band Dino/Reach for the Tooth - full transcript

[squawks]

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[Dana]
Dino Dana!

[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]

Dino Dana!

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[Dana] "Good Cop, Bad Dino."

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Just about done.

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Hello, Dad!



Time for you
to dry in the sun.

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[dinosaur squawks]

[gasps] Sinornithosaurus.

Some paleontologists think
you might have been poisonous,

but there's only
one way to find out--

Stop, Dana.

There's no time
for dino experimenting.

[chirping and squawking]

Down you go, Dad...

next to Nixon,
Mom, Saara, and me.

Now all I have to do
is finish Dexter.

[squawks]

[gasps] Troodon,



you're one of
the smartest dinosaurs,

but I wonder how smart--

No, Dana.

You have to finish
Dad's present.

[squawking]

[snake slithers
and hisses]

Titanoboa,

I know you're behind me,

and I'd love to study

the biggest snake
of all time,

but it's Father's Day,

and Dad's going to love
his new egg family gift.

And... done.

Hello, Dexter.

Now all I need to do
is let you dry.

[gasps] Egg Dad!

Who did this to you?

It must have been either
the Sinornithosaurus,

Troodon, or the Titanoboa.

So? Come on, fess up.

-Who destroyed Dad's egg?
-[Ms. Currie] Dana?

Oh, there you are.

Hi there, Dana.

Oh, what a beautiful
day it is.

[Dana]
Ms. Currie! Don't move.

Oh. Well, that wasn't quite
the welcome I was expecting.

Sorry, but you were just
about to disturb the evidence.

The evidence?

Something destroyed Dad.

Your Dad's been destroyed?

Not actual Dad.
Egg Dad.

I'm still a little lost.

I'll show you.

-Oh!
-This.

Something tore Dad apart.

So this is a crime scene.

Exactly.

Which is why we
need to be careful

and not disturb
any evidence.

Evidence.

Like that tooth?

[Dana gasps]
Good eye, Ms. Currie!

This could be a big break
in our case.

Now all we have to do
is figure out

if this curved tooth belongs
to the Sinornithosaurus,

Troodon, or the Titanoboa.

Ah, dinosaurs.

No. Two dinosaurs
and a prehistoric snake.

Oh.

They were the only
suspects around

when Egg Dad got cracked.

So one of them
is the perp.

What's a perp?

Perpetrator.

-Bad dino.
-Ah.

Or prehistoric snake.

Yes. One of them
definitely did it.

We just have to
prove which one.

-Cool!
-Let's get 'em, partner.

[sighs] Another day,
another dino crime.

I'm getting too old
for this coprolite.

[dinosaurs squawking]

Well, I hope you're not
getting too old for the chase!

Ugh. Why do they
always run?

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We've got a few questions
for you, Sino.

[squawks]

Ha! There's no running
from the law.

You can't slither
out of this one.

We're taking you
to the station.

[squawks]

Claws up, Troodon.

[squawking]

We got a runner!

This way.

[panting] He's getting away!

You get around that side.

He's going over!

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I think he's
ready to talk.

Aren't ya?

Nice work, partner.

One of them is
going down for this.

You're making this
personal, partner.

How can I not?

One of them tried
to eat my dad.

Let's stick to the facts.

Facts? The only fact
I care about

is that dino teeth
are like fingerprints,

and this curved tooth
belongs to our perp.

Right, so all we
have to do

is wait for the
X-ray lab results

and we'll know who
committed the crime.

I can't wait that long.

I need results now!

Start with that one.

[squawks]

Sinornithosaurus.

This will all go away
if you would just kindly

open up your mouth
and show us your teeth.

Yeah, open up,
Sinornithosaurus.

Don't think we'll
take no for an answer!

'Cause we won't.

[sniffing]

No match, partner.

Thank you for
your cooperation.

You are free to go.

Get out of my face.

[squawking]

Well? Up next?

Bring me this one.

Open up, Troodon.

Looks like someone's not
a listener, Officer Currie.

Calm down, partner.

I apologize for my partner.

Sometimes her anger
gets the best of her.

You don't mind if I
eat my lunch, do you?

Ah.

Ooh, a hard-boiled egg.

It's not so much that
I like the taste of it...

as much as the peeling.

One piece at a time...

slowly revealing

that perfect,

white

egg.

Oh no you don't!

Relax, partner.

But she's eating
your lunch.

Exactly. She's eating
my lunch

and she's showing us her...

-Teeth.
-Mm-hmm.

[swallows]

[Dana]
Doesn't match the tooth

found at the scene
of the crime.

Well, you're free
to go, Troodon.

If it wasn't
the Sinornithosaurus

or the Troodon,

it must be
the Titanoboa.

Everybody's innocent
until proven guilty.

Then it's time to prove
the Titanoboa...

guilty.

[Ms. Currie]
Take your time, Titanoboa.

We have all the time
in the world.

[Ms. Currie]
Mm-hmm.

We're happy to just
sit here and wait

until you show us
your teeth.

And in the meantime,

we'll play our tasty
egg-rolling game.

[swallows]

[Dana] Look! Titanoboa has
curved teeth

like this one!

Yeah... but it swallowed
the egg whole,

which means it couldn't have
cracked your dad's egg.

[sighs] Slither off,
Titanoboa.

I was so sure it was either
the Sinornithosaurus,

Troodon, or the Titanoboa!

[sighs]

Now I'll never get
justice for Egg Dad.

Oh, thank you.

The X-ray lab results
are in.

Oh! Uh huh...

Interesting.

What's so
interesting, partner?

See for yourself.

Sinornithosaurus only
showed us its front teeth,

but look: it has long,
curved teeth

at the back of its mouth!

Which means...?

The Sino played us.

Don't worry.

I like to play, too.

Wait here, Ms. Currie.

Okay.

[dinosaur squawking]

Is this your nest, Sino?

And are these your eggs?

Wouldn't it be terrible

if something happened
to one of them?

Here's the deal:

you give me that egg

that you must have just
taken from somebody else,

and we'll call this all even.

[squawks]

Thanks, Sino!

[squawks]

Happy Father's Day!

I love it.

What is it?

It's our family...
in egg form.

That's you.

[Dad]
It's amazing.

Thank you so much,
nugget.

And thank you so much,
Officer Currie,

for all your help today.

Oh, you are welcome,
partner.

"Officer" Currie?

Yes. It's...
It's a long story.

I'll start at
the beginning.

We can use the eggs
as props.

Yes.

You can be Dad...

[Ms. Currie]
Oh, poor old Daddy egg.

[Dana]
I will be me...

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[Dana] Next up,
more Dino Dana!

[squawks]

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[Dana]
Dino Dana!

[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]

Dino Dana!

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[Dana] "Reach for the Tooth."

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[squawking]

[Dana]
Microraptor.

Don't even think about it.

[squawking]

I'm using that beef jerky
to attract the Gigantoraptor.

It's a dinosaur
I've never seen before.

[squawking faintly]

[sighs] Look, your name
means "small thief",

but Gigantoraptor's name
means "giant thief",

so I'm predicting that
it's going to take

a lot of jerky
to lure it over here.

[loud squawk]

What was that?

Small thief, you should have
been called "quick thief"!

Dromaeosaurus!

Still not the dino
I'm waiting for,

but definitely closer.

Your name doesn't
have raptor in it,

but you do have super sharp
claws and teeth

like all raptors do.

[squawking and hissing]

No, no, no,
no, no, Dromie.

I need that jerky
to prove my theory

that the Gigantoraptor had
the biggest claws and teeth

of all the raptors.

[hisses]

[Dana] I take it you don't
want to help me

with my science experiment.

Well, your name may mean
"fast running lizard",

but I'm pretty fast, too.

[squawking and hissing]

[panting]

[grunts]

The Gigantoraptor!

You do have the largest claws
of all the raptors.

[faint squawking]

Hi, Gigantoraptor.

Do want a snack?

I have some delicious
beef jerky for you.

[squawking quietly]

Not hungry?

But if I can't
get you to eat,

how I am going to
see your teeth

and prove the other
part of my theory -

that you had the largest teeth
of all the raptors?

There's only one way.

It's Gigantoraptor time.

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Except I don't have
that backpack mode yet.

Stay here, Gigantoraptor.

I'll be right back.

Daaaaaaad!

[gasps for breath]

Daaaaaaad!

He got called in early
for work.

But I need his help
to make

a Gigantoraptor
backpack mode

so I can prove it had
the largest teeth

of all the raptors.

I've never seen
its teeth before.

If you've never seen them,

how do you know
they're the largest?

Well, I don't know
for sure.

That's why it's
my hypothesis.

Your hypothesis?

A hypothesis is
an idea you can test.

I don't know which part
I like better,

the coming up with
the hypothesis part

or the testing.

No, it's the testing.

Do you want to
help me, Seester?

Well...

I've got a hypothesis
for you:

you've already made
so many dino modes with Dad,

you can make this one
on your own.

How about you test that?

Uh, just remember
to ask Dad first.

[sighs]

Great.

Use my craft supplies?

Without me?

I don't know, Dana.

Wait a minute.

Are you already
in my room?

Yes...

but I'm asking first.

Can't you just wait
until I get home?

We can do it together.

Except I'm on a double.

But there's always
next weekend.

Dad, I can't wait that long.

What if it leaves and
I never see it again?

That would be, like,

the saddest thing
in the world.

Aww. Sorry I can't
be there to help, nugget.

Me too.

But there is one way
you can help.

Okay, you can use
my craft supplies.

Thanks, Dad.

I'll report back
with my findings.

You won't be disappointed.

Saara, your hypothesis
was correct.

I was able to make
my own dino mode.

You're not going out
in that, are you?

How else would I
prove my theory

that the Gigantoraptor
had the largest teeth

of all the raptors?

I can just
look it up for you.

No. I like to discover
things on my own.

Plus, the internet
isn't always right.

Then how did you know
to make them that big?

I was hoping you'd ask.

The Microraptor's teeth
are as big as the...

tip of this pencil,

and the Dromaeosaurus' teeth

are as big as this eraser,

and since the Gigantoraptor

is almost 100 times
bigger than the Dromi,

my hypothesis is that
its teeth would be, too.

Now for my favorite part.

-Testing?
-Yes!

Have fun.

[squawking quietly]

[Dana]
Squawk!

Squawk!

I'm a Gigantoraptor, too.

I have to get it
to squawk at me

if I'm going to see
its teeth.

Squawk, squawk, squawk!

What? You're eating leaves?

But I thought all raptors
are carnivores.

This changes everything!

Can I borrow these?

Wait. What are you doing?

I thought this giant raptor
had the largest teeth.

So did I.

But then I saw it
eating leaves,

so now I get to
change my hypothesis.

To what?

Well, if Gigantoraptor
ate leaves,

that means it's
an herbivore,

and herbivores usually
have flat teeth

so they can grind
their food.

My new hypothesis
is that Gigantoraptor

had teeth just like this.

Now all I need to do
is prove it -

which means I
need to get taller.

Well, I need to test
my bridge.

Actually, I need to
take a break from...

this.

While you do,

can I borrow some
popsicle sticks?

[Saara]
Go nuts!

Squawk!

Squawk! Squawk!

[squawks]

Success.

And failure.

I got you to squawk,
but I'm still not tall enough

to see into your mouth
and prove you had flat teeth.

Where are you going now?

Hey, wait up!

[sighs]

Now I have to find a way
to get taller

and faster.

[sighs]

Higher.

Higher.

Dana, stop squirming.

What are you doing?

What are you doing here?

I took a long lunch

so I could help you
with your dino mode.

Really?

Of course.

Thank you!

Actually, this
gives me an idea.

I'll be right back.

[Dad] Are we close to
the Gigantoraptor yet?

So close.

Come on, Gigantoraptor.

Let me see those teeth.

Squawk!

Dad, we have to speed up!

[Dad]
What? I can barely hear you,

and I can't see
under this thing.

I'll tap.

Go to your right.

Uh, more right.

Time to test my hypothesis,
Gigantoraptor.

Squawk!

[squawks]

Wait.

Where are your teeth?

You don't have any!

[squawks]

[Dana]
Dad, you can stop moving.

I need to process this.

[Dad] Can you process it
off my shoulders?

Sure.

Whew.

I think we just made
a major scientific discovery!

We just found the first

toothless herbivore raptor!

No, you didn't.

I looked it up,
and the Gigantoraptor

isn't a raptor at all.

It's an Oviraptorosaur,

which are feathered herbivores

that aren't related
to raptors at all.

Oh. I'm sorry, nugget.

For what?

That's the best thing
about a hypothesis:

you can keep changing it
as you collect new evidence.

Thanks for coming home

to help me with
my hypothesis, Dad.

Happy I could help,
nugget.

Saara, where are you at?

I think I need
a new hypothesis.

[all laughing]

Maybe we can make it
more like this.

[Saara] Yeah, maybe some
arches over here.

[squawks]

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