Den vita stenen (1973): Season 1, Episode 5 - Femte delen - full transcript
Hampus returns to the circus and asks a lion tamer if he can take a lion home to impress Fia.
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Hey! Come on!
Do you know where the postmaster lives?
Have you seen such a nice stone?
You would have a
box of cotton to put it in.
Beware of the stone, so no one takes it!
There are many nasty kids.
Only you and I can poke at it.
I saw that they picked up the elephant.
He picked a flower.
Now it's my turn to get the stone.
What if I dig it down and
never talk about where it is!
Come up with something to do.
Do you see the piano in there?
Go in and play something nice for me.
-You are welcome. What can it be
- Coffee.
- No, what piece?
- A piece of cake.
- Which piece?
- The biggest piece!
I play "Nightingale".
No pling plongers may come forward!
What are you doing here?
- Move!
- No, I do not.
If I say what I'm going to
do, I'm gonna come in then
Say it.
- I'm going to look at the piano.
- Ugh, the piano is nothing to look at.
- I can bet on it.
- But you do not get it!
It's Uncle Emilsson's piano!
- Now you have to let me in.
- Did you think so!
You Brita, who's a nice girl,
can open the gate for me, right?
- Business seems to be going well.
- In the summer there is no need.
Then everyone should have cakes and
bread for coffee and juice in the arbor.
But in winter it is worse.
Then they would rather bake
themselves than go out....
But the postmaster has his livelihood.
- Living bread.... Brother only thinks of bread.
- Everyone is closest to themselves.
Good day, Fia - Good day.
I think people drink coffee
more often than they write letters.
The postmaster does not get paid
less because people do not write letters.
No, just missing something else!
You are good at not interrupting...
- Do you want something for me, Fia?
- No...
You want to live over the winter too...
Goodbye, Mrs. Bernhardsson.
That said, you want to live over the winter.
If customers thought about it a bit...
Now we are there again!
Crumble me here and crumble me there!
Why are you standing here?
You do not dare.
- Shall we drink juice then, Brita?
- No, I want to stand here!
But you were so thirsty just now.
- Should it be strawberry or raspberry?
- I can take a strawberry...
What a nice play, Fia!
What she plays well!
You play like a radio!
- So there you should learn to play.
- Her mother is a game teacher...
Think she's so musical!
- Mallgroda!
- Hey! Tell me about that!
- I say what I want for you, shoemaker kid.
- Puppy!
Vap!
- Weapon for you, huh? Lapdog!
- Oh, let her be!
Vap!
You've taken Dad's shoes! - Dad!
- No! These are the postmaster's!
- The postmaster is my father!
Dad, that boy has your shoes!
The shoes are heeled now
Good. Here you should get ten öre.
And here you go, Fia, for
playing so well for my guests.
Brita is stupid! Brita is the
dumbest to wear a pair of shoes!
The bells hiccup if looking at it.
- We should not remember what we said.
- We must forget every word.
- Now I remember nothing!
- Neither do I!
Do you think anyone saw us?
No no...
- The stone is yours!
- Thanks!
Do not forget to dry your feet!
No patisserie dust here!
There you go!
Please sit in the fork,
and I'll set the table.
Thank you thank you.
I'm just going to pick up plates.
Oh oh oh!
- Thanks!
- You are welcome.
We have had the stone twice each.
We can hold on for as long as we want...
-... and always stay in here.
- Yes, if we are careful.
Tomorrow we must be more careful,
because then Aunt Malin will come home.
She's in town. She was angry when
she left, and comes home just as angry.
The stupid apron witch is always angry.
- She was probably born angry.
- I'm not afraid of her!
- Well, Malin has been in town.
- Yes, I have my day off.
I did not have time to iron
the shirts, but I went anyway!
If you are free, then...
They can see how it goes,
when they hinder one at work!
The district chief probably got
angry when he did not have a shirt.
But I can not keep up with everything.
He should go after Fia and her mother.
I cleaned the jam cellar!
If I did not have time for
the shirts, it's not my fault
I probably know whose fault it is.
That lazy man!
Has Mrs. Pettersson ironed shirts?
Oops, is she home yet?
Mrs. Pettersson!
Then you can not play for me.
I sneak into the house and
play, so you can listen in the arbor.
How nice
Is it Mrs. Pettersson who?
Lucky you got home on time! Otherwise
you would have been told of it, of course!
She does not dare come here, of
course, when she hears that I'm home.
I would like to see her mine now,
as she intends to present them.
The district chief would know
how I think of him, all the time.
Oops! Yes, she has to blame herself
when she does not put them in the cupboard.
Then she would have been helpful.
Then the district chief could think I had
ironed them. But she did not want that!
Well, that was clear, that!
Now it came to the shirts!
They are in the scales.
So, she's coming now? She
has become homely lately.
Should she take care of the kitchen now too?
- It was a pair of shirts.
- They're lying there!
That someone is ironing shirts behind
my back, I do not intend to tolerate!
But I was just going to help
Malin and the district chief.
Do not try! First, she lets
the kid arrive late for the meal.
and then she goes to the circus
and leaves me at home ironing!
She shows up at the district chief!
Malin! Where are my shirts?
Stay here! I'm going to sort this out.
I have not had time to iron the shirts
- Has Malin not ironed?
- No, I was hindered by Fia.
Mrs. Pettersson does not look after her.
And so I have been in town.
Mrs. Pettersson said that
Malin had ironed shirts.
I do not understand.
- There are no shirts ironed!
- They were here on the table.
Then Mrs. Pettersson deleted even
though she said that Malin had done it.
Where are they? Have they gone up in smoke?
Fia has probably moved on to them.
I found them myself!
Malin might be able to see when
she's pouring coffee! Look now!
Look what she's done!
You are absolutely not allowed to play now!
Aunt Malin is angry.
- I ignore the evil Malin!
- No, Fia! You must not say that.
I take the food into the room,
we eat there. Be quiet now.
I heard what she said...
I dare not play more, because
the apron witch is so dangerous...
Do you have the stone?
What should I do to get it?
Are you going home now?
To the circus?
Where do you live somewhere on the cricket?
Where the King of Dangers
lives, in a cabin with wheels on!
I know! You can scare Aunt Malin!
Take a lion and go with this
out, so that it roars for her.
Can you do it?
I can... if I have time.
Just not anyone gets scared to death.
No, I'm going to close all
the windows and not go out.
Tell her when she's done scaring,
and you'll get the white stone
Okay then.
Are you going to run at people like that, huh?
Oh how scared I got!
I thought a lion had come loose.
Lion? I would like to see that!
- Just wait...
-What does Fia say about nonsense?
Nothing special.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Hey! Come on!
Do you know where the postmaster lives?
Have you seen such a nice stone?
You would have a
box of cotton to put it in.
Beware of the stone, so no one takes it!
There are many nasty kids.
Only you and I can poke at it.
I saw that they picked up the elephant.
He picked a flower.
Now it's my turn to get the stone.
What if I dig it down and
never talk about where it is!
Come up with something to do.
Do you see the piano in there?
Go in and play something nice for me.
-You are welcome. What can it be
- Coffee.
- No, what piece?
- A piece of cake.
- Which piece?
- The biggest piece!
I play "Nightingale".
No pling plongers may come forward!
What are you doing here?
- Move!
- No, I do not.
If I say what I'm going to
do, I'm gonna come in then
Say it.
- I'm going to look at the piano.
- Ugh, the piano is nothing to look at.
- I can bet on it.
- But you do not get it!
It's Uncle Emilsson's piano!
- Now you have to let me in.
- Did you think so!
You Brita, who's a nice girl,
can open the gate for me, right?
- Business seems to be going well.
- In the summer there is no need.
Then everyone should have cakes and
bread for coffee and juice in the arbor.
But in winter it is worse.
Then they would rather bake
themselves than go out....
But the postmaster has his livelihood.
- Living bread.... Brother only thinks of bread.
- Everyone is closest to themselves.
Good day, Fia - Good day.
I think people drink coffee
more often than they write letters.
The postmaster does not get paid
less because people do not write letters.
No, just missing something else!
You are good at not interrupting...
- Do you want something for me, Fia?
- No...
You want to live over the winter too...
Goodbye, Mrs. Bernhardsson.
That said, you want to live over the winter.
If customers thought about it a bit...
Now we are there again!
Crumble me here and crumble me there!
Why are you standing here?
You do not dare.
- Shall we drink juice then, Brita?
- No, I want to stand here!
But you were so thirsty just now.
- Should it be strawberry or raspberry?
- I can take a strawberry...
What a nice play, Fia!
What she plays well!
You play like a radio!
- So there you should learn to play.
- Her mother is a game teacher...
Think she's so musical!
- Mallgroda!
- Hey! Tell me about that!
- I say what I want for you, shoemaker kid.
- Puppy!
Vap!
- Weapon for you, huh? Lapdog!
- Oh, let her be!
Vap!
You've taken Dad's shoes! - Dad!
- No! These are the postmaster's!
- The postmaster is my father!
Dad, that boy has your shoes!
The shoes are heeled now
Good. Here you should get ten öre.
And here you go, Fia, for
playing so well for my guests.
Brita is stupid! Brita is the
dumbest to wear a pair of shoes!
The bells hiccup if looking at it.
- We should not remember what we said.
- We must forget every word.
- Now I remember nothing!
- Neither do I!
Do you think anyone saw us?
No no...
- The stone is yours!
- Thanks!
Do not forget to dry your feet!
No patisserie dust here!
There you go!
Please sit in the fork,
and I'll set the table.
Thank you thank you.
I'm just going to pick up plates.
Oh oh oh!
- Thanks!
- You are welcome.
We have had the stone twice each.
We can hold on for as long as we want...
-... and always stay in here.
- Yes, if we are careful.
Tomorrow we must be more careful,
because then Aunt Malin will come home.
She's in town. She was angry when
she left, and comes home just as angry.
The stupid apron witch is always angry.
- She was probably born angry.
- I'm not afraid of her!
- Well, Malin has been in town.
- Yes, I have my day off.
I did not have time to iron
the shirts, but I went anyway!
If you are free, then...
They can see how it goes,
when they hinder one at work!
The district chief probably got
angry when he did not have a shirt.
But I can not keep up with everything.
He should go after Fia and her mother.
I cleaned the jam cellar!
If I did not have time for
the shirts, it's not my fault
I probably know whose fault it is.
That lazy man!
Has Mrs. Pettersson ironed shirts?
Oops, is she home yet?
Mrs. Pettersson!
Then you can not play for me.
I sneak into the house and
play, so you can listen in the arbor.
How nice
Is it Mrs. Pettersson who?
Lucky you got home on time! Otherwise
you would have been told of it, of course!
She does not dare come here, of
course, when she hears that I'm home.
I would like to see her mine now,
as she intends to present them.
The district chief would know
how I think of him, all the time.
Oops! Yes, she has to blame herself
when she does not put them in the cupboard.
Then she would have been helpful.
Then the district chief could think I had
ironed them. But she did not want that!
Well, that was clear, that!
Now it came to the shirts!
They are in the scales.
So, she's coming now? She
has become homely lately.
Should she take care of the kitchen now too?
- It was a pair of shirts.
- They're lying there!
That someone is ironing shirts behind
my back, I do not intend to tolerate!
But I was just going to help
Malin and the district chief.
Do not try! First, she lets
the kid arrive late for the meal.
and then she goes to the circus
and leaves me at home ironing!
She shows up at the district chief!
Malin! Where are my shirts?
Stay here! I'm going to sort this out.
I have not had time to iron the shirts
- Has Malin not ironed?
- No, I was hindered by Fia.
Mrs. Pettersson does not look after her.
And so I have been in town.
Mrs. Pettersson said that
Malin had ironed shirts.
I do not understand.
- There are no shirts ironed!
- They were here on the table.
Then Mrs. Pettersson deleted even
though she said that Malin had done it.
Where are they? Have they gone up in smoke?
Fia has probably moved on to them.
I found them myself!
Malin might be able to see when
she's pouring coffee! Look now!
Look what she's done!
You are absolutely not allowed to play now!
Aunt Malin is angry.
- I ignore the evil Malin!
- No, Fia! You must not say that.
I take the food into the room,
we eat there. Be quiet now.
I heard what she said...
I dare not play more, because
the apron witch is so dangerous...
Do you have the stone?
What should I do to get it?
Are you going home now?
To the circus?
Where do you live somewhere on the cricket?
Where the King of Dangers
lives, in a cabin with wheels on!
I know! You can scare Aunt Malin!
Take a lion and go with this
out, so that it roars for her.
Can you do it?
I can... if I have time.
Just not anyone gets scared to death.
No, I'm going to close all
the windows and not go out.
Tell her when she's done scaring,
and you'll get the white stone
Okay then.
Are you going to run at people like that, huh?
Oh how scared I got!
I thought a lion had come loose.
Lion? I would like to see that!
- Just wait...
-What does Fia say about nonsense?
Nothing special.