DemonHuntr (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Go-Go Boy Sex Monster - full transcript

WEBVTT 00:00:58.470 --> 00:01:00.806 You're a Google boy, a bottoms up? 00:01:00.830 --> 00:01:03.846 I thought you looked familiar. I see you every week. 00:01:03.870 --> 00:01:06.636 Oh yeah. I know you. 00:01:06.660 --> 00:01:10.536 You're the guy without the singles, number fives, tens. 00:01:10.560 --> 00:01:14.096 So Alejandro, how can we help you? 00:01:14.120 --> 00:01:17.406 You guys are like Ghostbusters and shit, right? 00:01:17.430 --> 00:01:21.746 Sort of we detect the presence of supernatural beings. 00:01:21.770 --> 00:01:23.986 And kick their ass, right? 00:01:24.010 --> 00:01:25.186 Like it said in your ad? 00:01:25.210 --> 00:01:26.736 Fuck yeah bro. 00:01:26.760 --> 00:01:28.460 What have you been experiencing? 00:01:32.313 --> 00:01:33.816 This is going to sound weird. 00:01:33.840 --> 00:01:36.286 But I've been having dreams where I can't move, 00:01:36.310 --> 00:01:40.406 I'm paralyzed. I try so hard to move. It's like, 00:01:40.430 --> 00:01:41.883 something's pressing me down. 00:01:43.390 --> 00:01:44.390 Scary as shit. 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:49.926 Sorry to ask. But is there a sexual component to 00:01:49.950 --> 00:01:51.546 the dreams? 00:01:51.570 --> 00:01:52.923 Yeah, actually. 00:01:53.940 --> 00:01:54.926 I've been having sex dreams about 00:01:54.950 --> 00:01:56.316 someone who works with me at the bar and 00:01:56.340 --> 00:01:59.176 just can't remember who it is. 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:00.010 I know it's always the 00:02:00.034 --> 00:02:01.326 same guy, but 00:02:01.350 --> 00:02:02.956 I always forget who when I wake up. 00:02:02.980 --> 00:02:06.456 Interesting. And have you been feeling weak recently? 00:02:06.480 --> 00:02:08.716 Tired? Run down? 00:02:08.740 --> 00:02:10.956 Yeah, how'd you know, all that? 00:02:10.980 --> 00:02:14.026 One of your coworkers is a parasitic sex monster. 00:02:14.050 --> 00:02:16.543 Which to be fair, describes most people in LA. 00:02:18.340 --> 00:02:19.906 They're whats called an incubus, 00:02:19.930 --> 00:02:23.246 which is a demon that feeds off of a human sexual energy 00:02:23.270 --> 00:02:24.876 until the victim is dead. 00:02:24.900 --> 00:02:28.226 They masquerade as humans infiltrate the victims lives until 00:02:28.250 --> 00:02:30.363 the deed is done. And then they move on. 00:02:31.470 --> 00:02:32.280 Fuck. 00:02:32.304 --> 00:02:35.306 The good news is we've seen this plenty of times. 00:02:35.330 --> 00:02:37.913 We can help, but it won't come cheap. 00:02:39.050 --> 00:02:40.976 I'll pay whatever it takes. 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:43.696 Good. Cause with an incubus, 00:02:43.720 --> 00:02:45.623 we're going to have the call in some help. 00:02:58.150 --> 00:03:00.533 I'm here to commune with the spirits, Herald. 00:03:01.580 --> 00:03:02.580 I'm sorry, 00:03:03.330 --> 00:03:04.526 I mean, 00:03:04.550 --> 00:03:05.550 Azrael. 00:03:07.320 --> 00:03:09.026 You're picturing me naked. 00:03:09.050 --> 00:03:10.596 I had a stray memory of you naked it, 00:03:10.620 --> 00:03:12.606 it wasn't intentional. 00:03:12.630 --> 00:03:15.406 Also, stop reading my mind please. 00:03:15.430 --> 00:03:16.883 We've spoken about this. 00:03:18.670 --> 00:03:20.120 It's good to see you again. 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:23.000 You too. 00:03:24.740 --> 00:03:26.733 We also are here. 00:03:28.050 --> 00:03:29.356 Hi, I'm Harold. 00:03:29.380 --> 00:03:32.246 Yeah, I got that from before. 00:03:32.270 --> 00:03:33.270 So 00:03:34.390 --> 00:03:36.906 A real telepath, who's a fake medium. 00:03:36.930 --> 00:03:39.496 As real mediums should these guys be offended? 00:03:39.520 --> 00:03:41.586 Connecting people with dead relatives is where the 00:03:41.610 --> 00:03:43.696 money is. Even if it's actually just telling them what 00:03:43.720 --> 00:03:45.036 they want to hear. 00:03:45.060 --> 00:03:47.486 Plain old mind reading just isn't lucrative. 00:03:47.510 --> 00:03:48.513 Well, it is today. 00:03:49.460 --> 00:03:50.269 We want to hire- 00:03:50.293 --> 00:03:51.103 - I'll do it. 00:03:51.127 --> 00:03:52.163 We haven't to- 00:03:53.640 --> 00:03:55.116 Right. 00:03:55.140 --> 00:03:56.726 Telepath. 00:03:56.750 --> 00:03:58.326 That's kind of annoying. 00:03:58.350 --> 00:03:59.350 Try dating him. 00:04:02.929 --> 00:04:04.386 Hi there. 00:04:04.410 --> 00:04:06.876 Hi, we're looking for Alejandro. 00:04:06.900 --> 00:04:08.646 He's in the dressing rooms downstairs. 00:04:08.670 --> 00:04:10.343 One of you can grab him if you want. 00:04:10.367 --> 00:04:13.576 The dressing room, being where they change clothes. 00:04:13.600 --> 00:04:16.056 That's what a dressing room is. 00:04:16.080 --> 00:04:17.556 Go. 00:04:17.580 --> 00:04:18.580 Thanks buddy. 00:04:21.280 --> 00:04:22.280 Fuck. 00:04:23.180 --> 00:04:24.180 What? 00:04:25.560 --> 00:04:26.560 That's my ex. 00:04:28.800 --> 00:04:29.800 Really? 00:04:30.930 --> 00:04:32.026 Yup. 00:04:32.050 --> 00:04:34.203 Do you want us to run interference? 00:04:35.610 --> 00:04:38.526 No, I've been avoiding her for months. 00:04:38.550 --> 00:04:39.950 I should get this over with. 00:04:46.860 --> 00:04:47.860 Buy the next round? 00:04:48.749 --> 00:04:50.347 Nat, oh my God. 00:04:53.460 --> 00:04:55.186 What are you doing here? 00:04:55.210 --> 00:04:56.673 I'm on a case. 00:04:57.780 --> 00:04:59.146 You're on a case? 00:04:59.170 --> 00:05:02.046 Wait since when are you on cases? 00:05:02.070 --> 00:05:03.885 Am I competition now? 00:05:03.909 --> 00:05:06.086 No, no private eyeing for me, 00:05:06.110 --> 00:05:07.110 I'm a demon hunter. 00:05:08.620 --> 00:05:09.620 Oh, okay. 00:05:24.980 --> 00:05:26.586 Hey, 00:05:26.610 --> 00:05:27.610 you made it. 00:05:29.380 --> 00:05:30.433 Nice outfit. 00:05:32.910 --> 00:05:34.660 Pizza polo shirt, and a name tag. 00:05:35.830 --> 00:05:38.596 So this is where you work, huh? 00:05:38.620 --> 00:05:39.620 Yeah. 00:05:40.700 --> 00:05:41.826 Are they hiring? 00:05:41.850 --> 00:05:43.426 Always. 00:05:43.450 --> 00:05:47.083 Shit, with your looks you'd make a killing. 00:05:52.810 --> 00:05:53.810 Hey, 00:05:54.580 --> 00:05:55.633 So do you, 00:05:56.840 --> 00:05:58.163 sense anything? 00:06:00.350 --> 00:06:01.816 You're late again bitch. 00:06:01.840 --> 00:06:03.293 I know. Sorry guys. 00:06:07.590 --> 00:06:08.590 Hey? 00:06:22.002 --> 00:06:23.676 Here you go Uncle Roy. 00:06:23.700 --> 00:06:25.716 Oh my, what is this? 00:06:25.740 --> 00:06:27.386 Do you know you'd make better tips if you dressed 00:06:27.410 --> 00:06:28.846 like when one of your Go-Go boys. 00:06:28.870 --> 00:06:31.346 Like you've ever tipped a day in your life. 00:06:31.370 --> 00:06:33.370 Oh, I'm just waiting for good service. 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:50.126 You know, if you're going to poke around in an old 00:06:50.150 --> 00:06:53.313 man's mind you might want to buy him a drink first. 00:06:53.337 --> 00:06:56.266 Oh, don't look so surprised, I can sniff and telepath 00:06:56.290 --> 00:06:57.290 a mile away. 00:06:58.570 --> 00:06:59.773 Well sit down. 00:07:02.920 --> 00:07:04.806 I'm not the one you're looking for. 00:07:04.830 --> 00:07:07.076 Don't tell me you're a telepath. 00:07:07.100 --> 00:07:09.156 Oh, you'd know if I was. 00:07:09.180 --> 00:07:10.416 All right, 00:07:10.440 --> 00:07:11.740 and what am I looking for? 00:07:12.640 --> 00:07:15.483 Oh, I don't know something scary. 00:07:16.690 --> 00:07:17.906 That's not you? 00:07:17.930 --> 00:07:20.646 Honey, I'm just here for the booze. 00:07:20.670 --> 00:07:23.480 If you don't believe me just take a look around. 00:07:36.210 --> 00:07:37.943 So you are. 00:07:37.967 --> 00:07:39.623 But you're also not quite human. 00:07:40.840 --> 00:07:42.226 Oh honey. 00:07:42.250 --> 00:07:43.693 Who really is these days. 00:07:51.320 --> 00:07:52.516 I found him. 00:07:52.540 --> 00:07:53.540 It's go time. 00:07:55.830 --> 00:07:57.413 Wait. 00:07:57.437 --> 00:08:02.437 Who are you? 00:08:05.381 --> 00:08:07.626 That's the last of it. 00:08:07.650 --> 00:08:08.650 You guys ready? 00:08:11.160 --> 00:08:13.210 Why don't you two head down to the car. 00:08:14.450 --> 00:08:15.976 Wait, what's going on? 00:08:16.000 --> 00:08:17.446 Look, 00:08:17.470 --> 00:08:19.416 we appreciate all the help you've given us. 00:08:19.440 --> 00:08:21.266 Hang on. Are you firing me already? 00:08:21.290 --> 00:08:22.276 No, 00:08:22.300 --> 00:08:23.463 big no. 00:08:25.192 --> 00:08:26.686 An incubus? 00:08:26.710 --> 00:08:28.476 They could be dangerous. 00:08:28.500 --> 00:08:29.310 Like 00:08:29.334 --> 00:08:30.996 killy, stabby dangerous. 00:08:31.020 --> 00:08:33.966 And we haven't cleared you for field duty yet. 00:08:33.990 --> 00:08:36.176 But I was just at the bar. 00:08:36.200 --> 00:08:38.046 That was recon. 00:08:38.070 --> 00:08:39.896 No engagement. 00:08:39.920 --> 00:08:40.936 Look, 00:08:40.960 --> 00:08:44.706 don't turn me into a dildo or anything. Okay? 00:08:44.730 --> 00:08:45.730 But, 00:08:47.150 --> 00:08:48.996 you got to get some training in before you go jumping into 00:08:49.020 --> 00:08:50.020 the deep end. 00:08:51.870 --> 00:08:52.870 Fine. 00:08:55.410 --> 00:08:57.507 Thank you for understanding. 00:09:04.986 --> 00:09:05.986 Ow! 00:09:08.200 --> 00:09:10.303 Oh yeah? Real mature. 00:09:18.930 --> 00:09:20.916 All you have to do now is relax 00:09:20.940 --> 00:09:22.666 and let the sleeping pill work. 00:09:22.690 --> 00:09:26.036 Harold will link our minds. So I'll be in your dream. 00:09:26.060 --> 00:09:28.016 This won't hurt, will it? 00:09:28.040 --> 00:09:29.440 Not unless you want it to. 00:09:31.090 --> 00:09:32.136 I like him. 00:09:32.160 --> 00:09:34.096 Let's focus, okay? 00:09:34.120 --> 00:09:36.576 I'll make contact with the incubus when we're in your dream. 00:09:36.600 --> 00:09:39.646 Harold will use his psychic whammy to force him into the 00:09:39.670 --> 00:09:40.976 real world. 00:09:41.000 --> 00:09:44.003 Jeremy will kill him, then this all be over. 00:10:10.400 --> 00:10:11.400 Damn. 00:10:13.314 --> 00:10:15.343 It never actually gets like this. 00:10:17.762 --> 00:10:18.762 Just, you know, 00:10:20.160 --> 00:10:21.160 in my mind. 00:10:24.270 --> 00:10:25.270 Stay in control. 00:10:26.800 --> 00:10:28.549 This is your dream. 00:10:28.573 --> 00:10:31.333 But I'm so fucking turned on. 00:10:32.908 --> 00:10:33.908 Yeah, 00:10:34.672 --> 00:10:35.672 me too. 00:10:43.215 --> 00:10:45.089 We have to stop. 00:10:45.113 --> 00:10:46.483 But I'm so horny. 00:10:54.482 --> 00:10:56.476 This is the demon's influence. 00:10:56.500 --> 00:10:59.556 He's literally powered on your sexual energy. 00:10:59.580 --> 00:11:00.856 And the more you give him. 00:11:00.880 --> 00:11:02.630 The closer he comes to killing you. 00:11:08.415 --> 00:11:09.415 He's here. 00:11:10.925 --> 00:11:12.643 Remember what we said. 00:11:18.820 --> 00:11:19.820 What the? 00:11:20.760 --> 00:11:22.886 This is the house I grew up in. 00:11:22.910 --> 00:11:24.113 Alejandro. 00:11:25.040 --> 00:11:26.433 I always felt safe here. 00:11:27.350 --> 00:11:28.543 You brought us here? 00:11:30.610 --> 00:11:32.110 You're controlling your dream? 00:11:32.980 --> 00:11:34.006 Yeah. 00:11:34.030 --> 00:11:35.906 Can't everybody do that? 00:11:35.930 --> 00:11:40.110 No. No, that usually means you have some psychic ability. 00:11:40.134 --> 00:11:41.956 (off screen) Alejandro. 00:11:41.980 --> 00:11:44.126 He found me. He's coming. 00:11:44.150 --> 00:11:44.959 It's okay. 00:11:44.983 --> 00:11:45.793 No, it's not. 00:11:45.817 --> 00:11:46.816 I'm right here. 00:11:46.840 --> 00:11:48.256 Bring us back to your apartment. 00:11:48.280 --> 00:11:49.736 Back to your bedroom. 00:11:49.760 --> 00:11:51.646 It'll make the transition to the real world easier. 00:11:51.670 --> 00:11:53.120 No I can't, he'll be there. 00:11:54.470 --> 00:11:55.470 I'll protect you. 00:11:56.649 --> 00:11:57.649 I swear. 00:12:05.422 --> 00:12:06.922 Did you miss me? 00:12:08.160 --> 00:12:09.400 I missed you. 00:12:10.680 --> 00:12:12.003 I missed fucking you. 00:12:13.720 --> 00:12:15.096 I missed you fucking me. 00:12:15.120 --> 00:12:16.546 Well this is awkward. 00:12:16.570 --> 00:12:18.860 I hate to be the bearer of blue balls, but 00:12:21.239 --> 00:12:23.276 I figured you'd be pissed. 00:12:23.300 --> 00:12:24.300 Here's the thing. 00:12:26.881 --> 00:12:28.225 Crap. 00:12:28.249 --> 00:12:29.656 Daniel? Did you get him? 00:12:29.680 --> 00:12:31.266 I got him. 00:12:31.290 --> 00:12:33.277 Good. Let's kick his ass. 00:13:46.590 --> 00:13:47.640 What just happened? 00:13:48.740 --> 00:13:49.990 I turned off his brain. 00:13:51.630 --> 00:13:52.630 You could do that? 00:13:53.490 --> 00:13:55.489 With a few breeds of demon, yeah. 00:13:55.513 --> 00:13:58.356 Mostly the ones that use psychic energy. 00:13:58.380 --> 00:14:01.506 Not something I particularly liked doing, no, but 00:14:01.530 --> 00:14:02.530 he was 00:14:03.280 --> 00:14:04.530 he was going to hurt you. 00:14:05.560 --> 00:14:07.233 So he's dead? 00:14:08.390 --> 00:14:09.876 Yup. 00:14:09.900 --> 00:14:10.900 He's dead. 00:14:12.810 --> 00:14:14.606 We're going to put him in my trunk. 00:14:14.630 --> 00:14:16.316 I've got an Alchemist friend who'd love to get his hands 00:14:16.340 --> 00:14:17.483 on an incubus corpse. 00:14:20.900 --> 00:14:21.900 Gross. 00:14:26.880 --> 00:14:28.496 Thanks again, man. 00:14:28.520 --> 00:14:30.346 You really saved us back there. 00:14:30.370 --> 00:14:31.370 Glad I could help. 00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:39.156 Hey, so I'll I have her like 20 singles that where my 00:14:39.180 --> 00:14:40.716 jock strap. 00:14:40.740 --> 00:14:41.740 Is that enough? 00:14:44.877 --> 00:14:46.826 $20? 00:14:46.850 --> 00:14:48.616 Are you fucking kidding me? 00:14:48.640 --> 00:14:50.093 We almost died. 00:14:51.280 --> 00:14:54.223 Well, I can think of another way to pay you guys back. 00:15:04.530 --> 00:15:05.530 Y'all have fun. 00:15:10.580 --> 00:15:11.793 Fucking sex monster.