DemonHuntr (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - The O in Ghost - full transcript

WEBVTT 00:00:00.475 --> 00:00:03.892 (eerie electronic music) 00:01:00.100 --> 00:01:02.192 [Natalia] Do you sense anything? 00:01:02.216 --> 00:01:03.656 [Jeremy] Oh yeah, 00:01:03.680 --> 00:01:05.546 definite ghost presence. 00:01:05.570 --> 00:01:08.219 But it's trying its best to hide right now. 00:01:08.243 --> 00:01:11.816 And you said that there are sounds coming from the wall? 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:12.649 [Natalia] Yeah, 00:01:12.673 --> 00:01:13.793 and the lights go out a lot. 00:01:18.110 --> 00:01:19.276 That's Quinn, 00:01:19.300 --> 00:01:20.227 my ex. 00:01:20.251 --> 00:01:22.376 [Jeremy] Hmm, she's cute. 00:01:22.400 --> 00:01:23.400 [Daniel] Hey, 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:28.136 that's Bentley's Book of Lost Creatures. 00:01:28.160 --> 00:01:28.977 I love this one! 00:01:29.001 --> 00:01:30.466 Me too! 00:01:30.490 --> 00:01:32.186 Extinct magical rings are 00:01:32.210 --> 00:01:33.606 kind of my hobby. 00:01:33.630 --> 00:01:35.376 I knew I liked you. 00:01:35.400 --> 00:01:37.903 Let's see, let's see, let's see. 00:01:38.960 --> 00:01:40.350 Manticore, 00:01:40.374 --> 00:01:41.973 Narnian lion. 00:01:42.833 --> 00:01:44.163 Oh, phoenix. 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:48.306 This is a divination crystal. 00:01:48.330 --> 00:01:49.619 Hang on, 00:01:49.643 --> 00:01:50.727 are you a witch? 00:01:50.751 --> 00:01:51.561 Hmm, 00:01:51.585 --> 00:01:53.406 more of an aspiring witch. 00:01:53.430 --> 00:01:55.076 But, I do have a cool trick. 00:01:55.100 --> 00:01:56.096 You wanna see? 00:01:56.120 --> 00:01:56.930 [Jeremy] Yeah. 00:01:56.954 --> 00:01:59.713 Okay. It doesn't work perfectly, every time, but. 00:02:00.841 --> 00:02:03.341 (Eerie music) 00:02:07.973 --> 00:02:10.890 (Foreign language) 00:02:12.182 --> 00:02:13.396 Whoa, 00:02:13.420 --> 00:02:15.826 the force is strong with this one. 00:02:15.850 --> 00:02:17.891 That was awesome. 00:02:17.915 --> 00:02:21.366 (movement overhead) 00:02:21.390 --> 00:02:22.596 That's it, that's the knocks. 00:02:22.620 --> 00:02:23.716 There's something here. 00:02:23.740 --> 00:02:24.740 I feel it too. 00:02:25.910 --> 00:02:26.719 Okay. 00:02:26.743 --> 00:02:27.552 Now I'm scared. 00:02:27.576 --> 00:02:28.386 No, 00:02:28.410 --> 00:02:29.606 it's all right. 00:02:29.630 --> 00:02:31.386 Ghosts tend to come out of the woodwork 00:02:31.410 --> 00:02:33.426 when there's magic being used. 00:02:33.450 --> 00:02:37.776 So how do we get rid of it? 00:02:37.800 --> 00:02:39.046 We have 00:02:39.070 --> 00:02:40.726 an Anubis orb. 00:02:40.750 --> 00:02:43.136 It's a magical object that can contain a spirit 00:02:43.160 --> 00:02:44.456 if it comes to that. 00:02:44.480 --> 00:02:46.706 A lot of ghosts can be reasoned with if we can just 00:02:46.730 --> 00:02:48.736 get them to talk to us. 00:02:48.760 --> 00:02:50.466 We'll need to draw it out further. 00:02:50.490 --> 00:02:51.490 Set some bait. 00:02:55.620 --> 00:02:56.430 Oh, 00:02:56.454 --> 00:02:58.576 you can do a tarot reading on me! 00:02:58.600 --> 00:03:00.450 That mojo should bring it out. 00:03:01.470 --> 00:03:02.470 All right. 00:03:09.460 --> 00:03:10.397 Um, 00:03:10.421 --> 00:03:12.556 before we get too deep into... 00:03:12.580 --> 00:03:13.616 this... 00:03:13.640 --> 00:03:14.826 do you mind if I use your restroom? 00:03:14.850 --> 00:03:16.053 Oh, it's over there. 00:03:18.690 --> 00:03:19.500 Okay. 00:03:19.524 --> 00:03:20.829 So cut the deck. 00:03:20.853 --> 00:03:23.353 (urinating sound) 00:03:30.601 --> 00:03:33.184 (scary music) 00:03:40.562 --> 00:03:41.562 Oh, 00:03:43.031 --> 00:03:45.626 hey, ghost 00:03:45.650 --> 00:03:46.650 lady. 00:03:56.130 --> 00:03:57.996 This is nice. 00:03:58.020 --> 00:03:59.120 What do you call this? 00:04:01.150 --> 00:04:02.150 Negligee? 00:04:04.930 --> 00:04:05.739 Oh, no. 00:04:05.763 --> 00:04:06.763 Don't, oh, 00:04:08.321 --> 00:04:09.545 and we're doing-- 00:04:09.569 --> 00:04:10.643 Oh, yep! 00:04:10.667 --> 00:04:11.476 We are 00:04:11.500 --> 00:04:12.310 doing this. 00:04:12.334 --> 00:04:15.246 This card represents a new idea 00:04:15.270 --> 00:04:16.970 or people that could help you grow. 00:04:20.100 --> 00:04:21.276 What is it? 00:04:21.300 --> 00:04:22.226 Is there something behind me? 00:04:22.250 --> 00:04:23.250 Is it a ghost? 00:04:25.360 --> 00:04:26.913 What does it look like? 00:04:27.840 --> 00:04:28.649 Well... 00:04:28.673 --> 00:04:29.483 Oh, Jesus. 00:04:29.507 --> 00:04:31.813 Rotting corpse, right? Maggots in the eyeballs and stuff? 00:04:33.020 --> 00:04:34.020 Yeah. 00:04:37.410 --> 00:04:39.038 Help 00:04:39.062 --> 00:04:40.246 me 00:04:40.270 --> 00:04:43.430 finish. 00:04:43.454 --> 00:04:44.454 Finish what? 00:04:46.960 --> 00:04:49.460 (Eerie music) 00:04:51.480 --> 00:04:52.746 Okay, that was weird. 00:04:52.770 --> 00:04:54.046 Oh, 00:04:54.070 --> 00:04:55.606 shit. 00:04:55.630 --> 00:04:56.777 Oh, 00:04:56.801 --> 00:04:57.985 okay, 00:04:58.009 --> 00:04:59.217 okay I'm close. 00:05:02.810 --> 00:05:03.810 Hey! 00:05:04.730 --> 00:05:06.223 Where did you go? 00:05:08.741 --> 00:05:09.991 I was close! 00:05:13.170 --> 00:05:13.980 Dude 00:05:14.004 --> 00:05:15.736 I just connected with an apparition. 00:05:15.760 --> 00:05:16.569 Yeah. 00:05:16.593 --> 00:05:17.593 Me too. 00:05:18.920 --> 00:05:20.096 You, 00:05:20.120 --> 00:05:21.120 okay? 00:05:21.960 --> 00:05:24.666 Yeah, I'm just a little uncomfortable. 00:05:24.690 --> 00:05:26.013 I know that face. 00:05:26.970 --> 00:05:28.126 That's blue-balls face. 00:05:28.150 --> 00:05:29.087 Hey now. 00:05:29.111 --> 00:05:31.646 Let me guess, a ghost woman almost got you off. 00:05:31.670 --> 00:05:32.726 And then vanished. 00:05:32.750 --> 00:05:33.886 How in the hell did you know that? 00:05:33.910 --> 00:05:35.856 She does it to me all the time. 00:05:35.880 --> 00:05:36.690 Excuse me! 00:05:36.714 --> 00:05:37.836 You didn't think about 00:05:37.860 --> 00:05:39.716 mentioning this earlier? 00:05:39.740 --> 00:05:40.836 Sorry. 00:05:40.860 --> 00:05:42.536 I guess I was too embarrassed to tell you guys. 00:05:42.560 --> 00:05:44.038 But, since it happened to you... 00:05:44.062 --> 00:05:44.871 Oh, 00:05:44.895 --> 00:05:45.704 great. 00:05:45.728 --> 00:05:46.557 Wait, 00:05:46.581 --> 00:05:48.546 you just hooked up with a ghost? 00:05:48.570 --> 00:05:50.920 Like you never hooked up with a ghost before. 00:05:53.690 --> 00:05:54.587 So, 00:05:54.611 --> 00:05:56.296 you're being haunted 00:05:56.320 --> 00:05:57.320 by a ghost 00:05:58.690 --> 00:05:59.897 who edges you. 00:06:01.565 --> 00:06:03.453 It's L.A. Nothing surprises me. 00:06:04.420 --> 00:06:06.166 Although it is, a little frustrating. 00:06:06.190 --> 00:06:07.806 There was a male ghost too. 00:06:07.830 --> 00:06:09.146 And did you hook up with him? 00:06:09.170 --> 00:06:10.920 No, I did not hook up with him! 00:06:11.860 --> 00:06:13.410 But he did say something to me. 00:06:14.260 --> 00:06:15.070 What? 00:06:15.094 --> 00:06:16.323 Help me finish. 00:06:17.870 --> 00:06:20.023 Which in context makes a bit more sense. 00:06:21.210 --> 00:06:22.410 Let's reach out to them. 00:06:27.488 --> 00:06:30.071 (suspenseful music) 00:06:30.980 --> 00:06:33.136 I--, I'm getting static. 00:06:34.060 --> 00:06:34.870 Me too. 00:06:34.894 --> 00:06:36.646 What do you mean by static? 00:06:36.670 --> 00:06:38.386 We're trying to communicate with the ghost. 00:06:38.410 --> 00:06:41.656 But one or both of them is blocking our power. 00:06:41.680 --> 00:06:43.713 Which is a super dick move by the way. 00:06:44.740 --> 00:06:46.607 But I got an idea. 00:06:46.631 --> 00:06:47.441 Natalia. 00:06:47.465 --> 00:06:48.606 The divination crystal. 00:06:48.630 --> 00:06:50.086 Can you go grab it? 00:06:50.110 --> 00:06:51.110 Sure. 00:06:54.013 --> 00:06:55.270 Oh, 00:06:55.294 --> 00:06:56.936 oh, shit. 00:06:56.960 --> 00:06:57.770 What? 00:06:57.794 --> 00:06:59.546 Oh god, it's happening. 00:06:59.570 --> 00:07:00.570 What's happening? 00:07:01.990 --> 00:07:02.990 You know? 00:07:04.310 --> 00:07:05.886 Is the ghost 00:07:05.910 --> 00:07:07.160 diddling you right now? 00:07:08.688 --> 00:07:09.688 Maybe! 00:07:14.914 --> 00:07:15.914 Oh, fuck. 00:07:19.387 --> 00:07:20.267 So, 00:07:20.291 --> 00:07:22.802 that's what female pleasure looks like. 00:07:22.826 --> 00:07:23.998 Guys, 00:07:24.022 --> 00:07:25.022 a little help! 00:07:27.523 --> 00:07:32.523 Oh. 00:07:33.140 --> 00:07:34.138 Are you feeling this? 00:07:34.162 --> 00:07:35.758 Yep. 00:07:35.782 --> 00:07:37.343 Boy, she's got a, good reach huh? 00:07:39.700 --> 00:07:40.700 Okay. 00:07:42.750 --> 00:07:45.086 The crystal should boost our power enough, 00:07:45.110 --> 00:07:47.173 so we can force communication with her. 00:07:48.750 --> 00:07:49.750 Can you grab it? 00:07:50.849 --> 00:07:51.849 Um, 00:08:19.604 --> 00:08:20.951 Oh, my god. 00:08:20.975 --> 00:08:21.975 Oh, 00:08:22.912 --> 00:08:23.912 Oh, that was great. 00:08:25.490 --> 00:08:26.783 Wait, are you serious? 00:08:28.623 --> 00:08:30.230 (giggling) 00:08:30.254 --> 00:08:31.830 I'm gonna go wipe off my dick! 00:08:36.240 --> 00:08:38.403 We need to have talk about this. 00:08:40.120 --> 00:08:41.726 Talk about what? 00:08:41.750 --> 00:08:44.286 Sex isn't over just because you finished. 00:08:44.310 --> 00:08:45.786 In the year we've been together, 00:08:45.810 --> 00:08:47.676 I haven't gotten off once, 00:08:47.700 --> 00:08:48.936 and I'm sick of it. 00:08:48.960 --> 00:08:50.686 Well, what do you want me to do about that? 00:08:50.710 --> 00:08:52.726 Well, you could pay little attention to 00:08:52.750 --> 00:08:55.146 my needs for starters. 00:08:55.170 --> 00:08:56.526 You know the female orgasm's 00:08:56.550 --> 00:08:57.360 a myth anyway. 00:08:57.384 --> 00:08:59.176 Are you fucking serious? 00:08:59.200 --> 00:09:00.615 Think fast! 00:09:00.639 --> 00:09:02.806 (giggles) 00:09:05.548 --> 00:09:06.857 (woman shouting) 00:09:06.881 --> 00:09:07.691 (gun shooting) 00:09:07.715 --> 00:09:08.826 So you killed him, 00:09:08.850 --> 00:09:10.546 and then what? 00:09:10.570 --> 00:09:11.736 Turned the gun on yourself? 00:09:11.760 --> 00:09:12.672 What? 00:09:12.696 --> 00:09:14.126 God! 00:09:14.150 --> 00:09:15.276 No, no. 00:09:15.300 --> 00:09:16.806 I waited and dumped the body 00:09:16.830 --> 00:09:17.639 no sweat, 00:09:17.663 --> 00:09:18.507 but then a week later, 00:09:18.531 --> 00:09:20.696 I was installing my AC and 00:09:20.720 --> 00:09:21.530 I tripped 00:09:21.554 --> 00:09:23.100 and it fell on my head, so 00:09:24.810 --> 00:09:25.810 unfortunate. 00:09:26.480 --> 00:09:27.736 So, you figured 00:09:27.760 --> 00:09:29.817 if you were gonna be frustrated in life 00:09:29.841 --> 00:09:33.086 you were gonna make sure everyone else was too, huh? 00:09:33.110 --> 00:09:34.466 It was kind of funny. 00:09:34.490 --> 00:09:36.526 Yeah not to me, you shot me! 00:09:36.550 --> 00:09:39.716 I mean, in her defense you kind of had coming dude, 00:09:39.740 --> 00:09:40.776 but 00:09:40.800 --> 00:09:41.966 why did you stay? 00:09:41.990 --> 00:09:43.986 You could have crossed over. 00:09:44.010 --> 00:09:46.016 She's keeping me here somehow. 00:09:46.040 --> 00:09:46.850 But how? 00:09:46.874 --> 00:09:48.046 Because ghosts, they don't have 00:09:48.070 --> 00:09:49.070 that kind of power. 00:09:50.020 --> 00:09:52.626 Get me angry enough and anything's possible 00:09:52.650 --> 00:09:54.196 I guess. 00:09:54.220 --> 00:09:55.296 All right. Well, 00:09:55.320 --> 00:09:56.286 we sympathize, 00:09:56.310 --> 00:09:57.120 but 00:09:57.144 --> 00:09:59.676 you did kill a guy and are now haunting our friend. 00:09:59.700 --> 00:10:00.996 So, 00:10:01.020 --> 00:10:02.676 two options. 00:10:02.700 --> 00:10:04.276 You relinquish your hold on him, 00:10:04.300 --> 00:10:07.303 and both of you move on to the next plane of existence, 00:10:08.710 --> 00:10:09.710 or... 00:10:14.330 --> 00:10:16.416 you go into the orb. 00:10:16.440 --> 00:10:18.583 I really hope you pick option number one. 00:10:19.900 --> 00:10:20.933 So, 00:10:21.920 --> 00:10:22.920 we got a deal? 00:10:25.920 --> 00:10:27.334 Fine. 00:10:27.358 --> 00:10:29.941 (eerie music) 00:10:35.135 --> 00:10:37.776 (door knocking) 00:10:37.800 --> 00:10:38.816 Natalia, 00:10:38.840 --> 00:10:39.813 hey! 00:10:39.837 --> 00:10:40.946 Don't tell me you've another 00:10:40.970 --> 00:10:43.196 sexually frustrated ghost. 00:10:43.220 --> 00:10:44.220 No. 00:10:44.920 --> 00:10:46.763 I came to give you more money. 00:10:47.700 --> 00:10:49.216 What? 00:10:49.240 --> 00:10:50.326 Really? 00:10:50.350 --> 00:10:52.446 Yeah, you guys really saved my ass, 00:10:52.470 --> 00:10:55.376 and I think you deserve more for your troubles. 00:10:55.400 --> 00:10:56.400 Also, 00:10:57.200 --> 00:10:58.586 you're gonna need a little more in petty cash 00:10:58.610 --> 00:10:59.547 since you're gonna have to pay your 00:10:59.571 --> 00:11:00.923 manager a small salary. 00:11:01.920 --> 00:11:05.066 We, don't have a manager. 00:11:05.090 --> 00:11:06.090 You do now. 00:11:07.180 --> 00:11:08.936 You guys have really great service, 00:11:08.960 --> 00:11:10.626 and more people need to know about it. 00:11:10.650 --> 00:11:13.126 So, that's where I come in. 00:11:13.150 --> 00:11:14.666 Look, Natalia. 00:11:14.690 --> 00:11:16.556 We appreciate your enthusiasm 00:11:16.580 --> 00:11:18.841 but we're really not looking for any-- 00:11:18.865 --> 00:11:20.536 Okay! 00:11:20.560 --> 00:11:22.503 And you are hired. 00:11:24.620 --> 00:11:25.507 Holy shit. 00:11:25.531 --> 00:11:26.576 And 00:11:26.600 --> 00:11:28.066 as my first official act 00:11:28.090 --> 00:11:28.899 as your manager 00:11:28.923 --> 00:11:29.733 I figure 00:11:29.757 --> 00:11:31.566 I will finish the tarot reading. 00:11:31.590 --> 00:11:33.513 Since your success now affects me too. 00:11:38.456 --> 00:11:39.466 Ace of Wands, 00:11:39.490 --> 00:11:40.299 that's good. 00:11:40.323 --> 00:11:41.247 It means something will come along 00:11:41.271 --> 00:11:43.203 to increase your power of the world. 00:11:43.227 --> 00:11:44.266 All right. 00:11:44.290 --> 00:11:45.107 Leveling up. 00:11:45.131 --> 00:11:46.416 Well maybe it'll be an aspiring witch 00:11:46.440 --> 00:11:48.346 coming along to manage your company. 00:11:48.370 --> 00:11:49.916 You stacked this deck, didn't you? 00:11:49.940 --> 00:11:51.256 (giggle) 00:11:51.280 --> 00:11:52.796 Shit. 00:11:52.820 --> 00:11:53.820 - What? - What? 00:11:54.757 --> 00:11:56.216 It's The Tower. 00:11:56.240 --> 00:11:58.066 It means mayhem, disaster 00:11:58.090 --> 00:11:59.440 and destruction, and 00:12:00.540 --> 00:12:01.780 death. 00:12:01.804 --> 00:12:05.346 (dramatic music) 00:12:05.370 --> 00:12:06.643 So, that sucks. 00:12:10.034 --> 00:12:12.617 (eerie music)