Dead End: Paranormal Park (2022–…): Season 2, Episode 2 - Evil Twins Are People Too - full transcript
-Whoa!
Ah!
-Ah! No!
-Huh?
Ah!
Ouch!
-Hey!
Yay! Hey-hey-hey!
Now, your turn, my young puppy one.
Okay.
Oh, no! Help me! Help me! I hate you!
Oh, no, you just sent that rose
to the Realm of Eternal Screaming.
So, pretty close right?
Classic demon prank.
But the Realm of Eternal Sneezing
is way more annoying.
Uh, angelic magic is like a scalpel
in the hand of a world-class surgeon.
Reality can melt to your will like butter,
while demon magic is like
fixing a headache with a chainsaw.
Yeah, fun and easy,
what's better than that?
Typical demon attitude.
I can see
why you're so rusty, poochie.
Let's continue your lesson.
We will try something
a little more your level:
Duplication!
And that, my Demoneers,
was my reenactment of a Bezelpod,
-a pesky devil…
…like if a two-headed reptile demon
and a vampire had a baby.
Ooh. How many heads does it have?
It has two, like I said.
In fact, it would work better
if you did it with me. Ready?
One, two, three.
Sorry, it's very loud.
Badyah,
I wish you were into it as much as I am.
Gord, not now.
I'm trying to create the pinnacle
of the girls and demons podcasting genre.
But something's missing.
Demons!
Gord, care to comment on
which demon plane
has the best murder spots?
I believe in you,
you're the best actor I've ever seen.
You've never seen me act.
You were acting like you weren't
checking me out all summer.
Touché.
So, I've been practicing my mom's gi cun
and I made us some lunches.
That sounds so nice.
Um, but I did just get an alert
from the Diner-saur
that they added a spaghetti
and meteorite ball special, and--
We can go to the Diner-saur.
Aw, I love you.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey! Who, who turned off the lights?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
What's your problem?
I told Logs I love him.
So? You said you loved me
when I found you that pretzel.
This is different.
Maybe I'll run away again.
Oh! Or fake my own death. Yes.
Why fake it? I'll get the axe.
Lesson one, take this spoon
and summon an identical copy.
It's an angel parlor trick.
Easy as can be.
Come back! I just need a sound bite.
Hey, get your hands off my special…
I don't think so, nerd.
Well, I'm not immediately great at it,
so I might as well give up.
Poochie, you are going to flap your paws
until you get it right.
You'll probably just
talk all over your guest, as usual.
Wait. Do you listen to the podcast?
Is the some Norma cosplay?
I'm not
emotionally prepared for this!
-Think fast.
Want a selfie?
Okay, this time why don't you act
like you want to excel at magic?
Please just work!
Maybe I could move to London.
Barnabas
McGuttonburrows III, at your service.
Great, guess I get Logs
all to myself then.
Who? What? Who?
Or maybe I'll just dump him.
That'll really mess with his head.
See you later, loser.
Wait, wait, wait. Are you a demon?
Wanna be on my podcast?
You mean my podcast?
Barney, look. have an evil twin.
And she listens to the podcast.
And have I mentioned
that we look exactly the same?
Except for style, obvi.
Turtlenecks in the summer?
What are you, a turtle?
Wow. My fan base is really toxic.
Wait. Argh, come on. You have one, too?
Catch you later, Nerd-ma, I got a date.
Enjoy being single forever.
Okay, I feel like I should apologize
on behalf of whatever that thing is.
Guys! You'll never guess.
Evil twin?
Hey, friend-bags.
Anyone for a game
of how long can we hug each other?
Ugh! She's horrifying.
How did they get here?
Ah, there must be
something in my demon books
-about doppelgangers, mimics, mirror folk.
Well, you do that and I'll record the pod.
I'm gonna be real with you,
it's gonna be mostly fart sounds.
I think we better stop them.
Agreed.
Hey! Don't leave me with her.
Oh, hey, Barney, we're all out of
the T-rex-attack-a-roni and cheese.
Wait, didn't I just seat you?
That was my, uh, twin.
May I?
Barney Guttman, head to the counter,
you've won a free… meatball.
BRB, baby.
You're not my meatball.
This is my date with Logs.
This is my date with Logs
and he's all over me.
-He's supposed to be all over me.
Aw, this is just like me and my twin.
Happy birthday, Barney.
Huh?
Happy birthday, Barney!
Birthday hug.
Logs, hi! Sorry I'm late.
You were here first,
and hey, um, also happy birthday.
Why didn't you tell me?
Um, it was a different Barney… Guttman.
Wasn't your hair green a minute ago?
Huh? Oh, I just dyed it back,
I missed the blue.
Uh, wha…
What were we talking about?
Uh, listing the best ways
-to drop fire ants down people's pants.
-Birthday hug!
Oh. Yeah. A classic.
What I wanted to talk about
was those three little words you said.
How about we order some food first, huh?
Yes, of, of course. Sorry.
You wanted the spaghetti meteorite thing,
didn't you?
I'll have whatever
you're having, swee--
The caveman club sandwich
looks pretty good.
Everything okay down there?
Just finding a coin I dropped.
Don't ruin this for me.
He's my boyfriend too.
Hey, look what I won for you.
You got that for me?
Oh, yeah. Cause I love--
That color on you. Is that a new shirt?
Ugh, yeah.
Barborah had reduced the thread count
'cause she thought the old shirts
were making us complacent.
These new ones
are like wearing a cheese grater.
Ugh.
I really miss my old shirt.
This one isn't any good.
Why don't you, uh, take it off then?
That's lazy gluttons offer code…
And now, fellow Demoneers,
back to Paranorma, with Badyah and Norma.
So, Evil Norma, where did you come from?
Where did you come from?
I take it they don't have podcasts there
because you seriously need to work
on your hosting skills.
I have notes.
Sorry. She's overly critical.
First of all,
that theme song put me in a coma.
I composed that.
You said you liked it.
Ugh. And what's with the Demoneers thing?
You can't label your fans
when you don't have any.
Ugh! My mom listens.
Maybe we should get her to host instead.
Maybe she'd join in with the demon roar.
Look, the reason I didn't--
Should we ask
my evil twin some listener questions?
Here's a question.
Why don't we rename this
Paranorma with Norma and Norma?
Let's get started ghoulfriends.
Courtsy, you wanna take a seat?
I'm good right here.
Very well.
Welcome to the first demon support group.
We know being a demon
on the neutral plane can be tough,
but this is a safe space
to share our grievances.
Who'd like to share first?
Becoming a vampire
totally ruined my makeup tutorials.
Having no reflection is not it.
I wish the park would let me
take off nights with the full moon.
You know, after sucking the sleep
out of the 50th child of the night,
you have to take a good look
at yourself in the mirror
and think, "Am I the problem?"
Well, at least you can look in a mirror.
You guys all sound
like you hate being demons.
I am proud of my demonic heritage.
I just wish the world were kinder to us.
Okay, but, legit,
that one gives me the creeps.
This world isn't meant for us demons.
We can choose to be outcasts
or we can adapt, evolve, assimilate,
and maybe then find happiness.
I have assimilated.
I've been really good
ever since I saved the world.
No worries. You're welcome.
So why aren't you happy yet?
Ugh, I don't know.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
All I know is that I don't need your help.
You think you can solve
everyone's problems, but you can't.
Ugh.
I am so glad you've decided to join us.
Huh?
I need a break.
I thought you were once
a powerful vessel to a demon king.
What's become of you?
Again!
Okay.
-Hello, friend.
-Hello, friend!
Hey. Good day.
Top of the morning.
-Hey.
-Hi, friend.
And I was just like,
"Wow, that's a thing you can do?"
And ever since then I've wanted to act.
I've always admired your drive, Barney.
I just put all my dreams on hold.
Yo, are we gonna split or what?
Oh. I thought we, we were steady.
No, I mean get out. This place is a dump.
I heard Australia's pretty cool.
We could try there.
Come on, Logs. Let's dine and dash.
That's it!
Okay, finally!
Which one of you is my boyfriend?
-I am. No, it's me.
-I am. No, it's me.
Logs, I can explain.
Oh, I'd personally love to hear you
take a stab at this one, buddy.
You think I didn't notice
what was going on?
Why is every date with you like this?
It's not as bad as it--
Hi, Barney. Hi, Barney. Hi, Barney.
-Hi, Barney's friend.
-Hi, other Barney.
-Hi, Barney.
-Hi, Barney.
One second.
Okay, well,
you clearly don't want me here, so…
That's not it. That's the opposite of it.
Well, it doesn't feel like that.
Badyah, wait!
What's your problem?
Her.
Badyah isn't the problem.
I-I'm crazy about her.
All her little details make me happy.
Everything she says echoes in my brain.
It's complicated, but it is not like
it's a crush or anything.
Oh, whoa. It's a crush.
Bingo.
Wait, how do you know I like her?
I'm you, dumb-brain.
I like her too, unfortunately.
Then why were you so mean to her?
To make you finally admit it.
And now my work here is done.
Enigmatic fade away, fade away.
-Away…
All I cared about
was getting home,
but then I got there,
everything I wanted,
and I still felt lost.
All the fire and brimstone
in the multi-plane
can't absolve a demon of their guilt.
We all have to push that down.
I don't have any guilt.
I don't even remember
what got me banished in the first place.
Oh, what could be so bad about me
that they can't even let me know?
What's happening to my eyes?
Are you doing a spell?
Why are they leaking?
Why am I still talking?
Somebody else talk.
Banished by the angels,
shunned by the demons,
you've even repressed
your biggest mistake.
But if you just open up--
Nope, I'm closed.
Shut down, out of service. Goodbye.
Can we take five?
Uh, we can take 500.
You're still not going to get it right.
Hey, buddy, we, uh, got a situation.
Hey, uh, everything okay?
If you're here to give me head scratches,
then go away.
I don't deserve them.
I'm not good enough.
I'm gonna be useless forever.
Pugsley, you've never been useless.
But I can't even do
a measly duplication spell.
I bet all the other
ex-demonic-king-possessed-talking-dogs-
trained-by-a-big-creepy-hand can do it.
You're worth so much more than
what he can get you to do.
Don't listen to him.
Fingers? Why not?
Just a hunch.
Just, your powers, your talent,
they're yours, not his.
You get to decide how to use them,
or not use them, okay?
And head scratches
are absolutely deserved.
I'll try.
Oh, and hey… Same hat.
Oh. Where did this come from?
Badyah! I can explain.
Can you though?
-Oh, well, not that, actually, no.
Uh, but I mean back there.
I'm sorry I didn't stick up for you.
I just didn't even think
you liked being part of the podcast.
-Of course I do.
Sorry, can you take a Pugsley?
Oh, look more friends! Yay!
But you're not into demons as much as me.
I don't do the pod because of demons,
I do it to spend time with you.
Really?
Really. Really.
And I didn't roar as loud as you because
you're always popping on the mic
and we need to sort that out.
Hey, stop, licking my hand.
Let's talk about this later, okay?
Yeah. Good call.
Jump! Jump! Jump!
-Bang!
This is too much!
It's terrifying!
Barney! Did you wish really, really hard?
-Barney!
-Hey, you think I'm enjoying this?
-We found Barney! Watch this!
-Stop, stop, get off me.
All right, let's get this party started.
Wanna see who can get a high score?
With your bad posture and sloppy aim?
You're on.
We mustn't harm the good boys.
Look at their squeaky little faces
and their waggy little butts and their--
Whoa! Get these demonic brats off me!
-Oh, shut up.
I'm not ashamed of being a demon,
and I'm gonna solve this the demon way.
-Sorry, Barney.
-For what?
Ow!
-Something's wrong.
-Somebody hurt Barney.
-Who?
-Did you hear who hurt Barney?
-It was me. I bit your Barney.
-She hurt Barney!
-How dare you?
-Wait, is Barney okay?
-Get her!
-Get her!
-Defeat the biter.
Must help Barney. Get back here!
-You monster, you monster.
-Get back here!
Smell you later.
Why do you want to be a demon so much?
Ugh. Because I am a demon.
Are you sure about that?
Ugh. That's so unfair.
Just as it was about to get interesting.
Hey, I got you your meteorite meatball.
I know how much
you love cold Italian food, but--
Don't mind if I do.
Logs, I'm not gonna apologize.
Earlier I told you I loved you,
and I don't want you to say it back
until you can accept
that this is the real me.
That's the real you?
No, not him. This.
Sometimes I'm gonna be
possessed by a demon,
or have an evil twin,
or be a robot duplicate,
or I don't know.
But I'll stop pretending like
you can have a normal life with me…
-I love you.
-…'cause if you don't love me
at my evil-twin-blow-burping-
after-eating-a-giant-meatball,
you don't deserve me at my--
Wait. What?
I love you, Barney.
Dude, our first date was a demon invasion.
I've worked here longer than you,
I've seen stuff.
And I have baggage too.
You should see some of my old vlogs.
I may have seen some of them.
Emo Logs was an icon.
I'm just saying,
I know what I'm getting into.
You don't have to keep running away.
Nothing gets better
by hiding how you're feeling.
But maybe next time…
Oh, don't worry. He's going.
I can't believe I'm saying this,
but you did help me
figure out some things.
And, you know what?
I don't think you're evil twins.
Nah, you're just us.
The worst parts of us.
-You're impulsive.
-Judgmental.
-Self-loathing.
-But still us.
-If you ever want to hang…
-Ew, no.
I've reached my nerd capacity
for a lifetime.
Yeah. Are you guys always like this?
Standing around,
announcing what you learned today? Jeez.
Peace.
I did it. I got my magic back! Look!
Ooh, yeah.
Huh?
Evil spoon!
Evil spoon! Evil spoon!
Where are we going?
I don't know. I pressed all the buttons.
Nice.
Huh.
Looks like we're going up.
Ah!
-Ah! No!
-Huh?
Ah!
Ouch!
-Hey!
Yay! Hey-hey-hey!
Now, your turn, my young puppy one.
Okay.
Oh, no! Help me! Help me! I hate you!
Oh, no, you just sent that rose
to the Realm of Eternal Screaming.
So, pretty close right?
Classic demon prank.
But the Realm of Eternal Sneezing
is way more annoying.
Uh, angelic magic is like a scalpel
in the hand of a world-class surgeon.
Reality can melt to your will like butter,
while demon magic is like
fixing a headache with a chainsaw.
Yeah, fun and easy,
what's better than that?
Typical demon attitude.
I can see
why you're so rusty, poochie.
Let's continue your lesson.
We will try something
a little more your level:
Duplication!
And that, my Demoneers,
was my reenactment of a Bezelpod,
-a pesky devil…
…like if a two-headed reptile demon
and a vampire had a baby.
Ooh. How many heads does it have?
It has two, like I said.
In fact, it would work better
if you did it with me. Ready?
One, two, three.
Sorry, it's very loud.
Badyah,
I wish you were into it as much as I am.
Gord, not now.
I'm trying to create the pinnacle
of the girls and demons podcasting genre.
But something's missing.
Demons!
Gord, care to comment on
which demon plane
has the best murder spots?
I believe in you,
you're the best actor I've ever seen.
You've never seen me act.
You were acting like you weren't
checking me out all summer.
Touché.
So, I've been practicing my mom's gi cun
and I made us some lunches.
That sounds so nice.
Um, but I did just get an alert
from the Diner-saur
that they added a spaghetti
and meteorite ball special, and--
We can go to the Diner-saur.
Aw, I love you.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey! Who, who turned off the lights?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
What's your problem?
I told Logs I love him.
So? You said you loved me
when I found you that pretzel.
This is different.
Maybe I'll run away again.
Oh! Or fake my own death. Yes.
Why fake it? I'll get the axe.
Lesson one, take this spoon
and summon an identical copy.
It's an angel parlor trick.
Easy as can be.
Come back! I just need a sound bite.
Hey, get your hands off my special…
I don't think so, nerd.
Well, I'm not immediately great at it,
so I might as well give up.
Poochie, you are going to flap your paws
until you get it right.
You'll probably just
talk all over your guest, as usual.
Wait. Do you listen to the podcast?
Is the some Norma cosplay?
I'm not
emotionally prepared for this!
-Think fast.
Want a selfie?
Okay, this time why don't you act
like you want to excel at magic?
Please just work!
Maybe I could move to London.
Barnabas
McGuttonburrows III, at your service.
Great, guess I get Logs
all to myself then.
Who? What? Who?
Or maybe I'll just dump him.
That'll really mess with his head.
See you later, loser.
Wait, wait, wait. Are you a demon?
Wanna be on my podcast?
You mean my podcast?
Barney, look. have an evil twin.
And she listens to the podcast.
And have I mentioned
that we look exactly the same?
Except for style, obvi.
Turtlenecks in the summer?
What are you, a turtle?
Wow. My fan base is really toxic.
Wait. Argh, come on. You have one, too?
Catch you later, Nerd-ma, I got a date.
Enjoy being single forever.
Okay, I feel like I should apologize
on behalf of whatever that thing is.
Guys! You'll never guess.
Evil twin?
Hey, friend-bags.
Anyone for a game
of how long can we hug each other?
Ugh! She's horrifying.
How did they get here?
Ah, there must be
something in my demon books
-about doppelgangers, mimics, mirror folk.
Well, you do that and I'll record the pod.
I'm gonna be real with you,
it's gonna be mostly fart sounds.
I think we better stop them.
Agreed.
Hey! Don't leave me with her.
Oh, hey, Barney, we're all out of
the T-rex-attack-a-roni and cheese.
Wait, didn't I just seat you?
That was my, uh, twin.
May I?
Barney Guttman, head to the counter,
you've won a free… meatball.
BRB, baby.
You're not my meatball.
This is my date with Logs.
This is my date with Logs
and he's all over me.
-He's supposed to be all over me.
Aw, this is just like me and my twin.
Happy birthday, Barney.
Huh?
Happy birthday, Barney!
Birthday hug.
Logs, hi! Sorry I'm late.
You were here first,
and hey, um, also happy birthday.
Why didn't you tell me?
Um, it was a different Barney… Guttman.
Wasn't your hair green a minute ago?
Huh? Oh, I just dyed it back,
I missed the blue.
Uh, wha…
What were we talking about?
Uh, listing the best ways
-to drop fire ants down people's pants.
-Birthday hug!
Oh. Yeah. A classic.
What I wanted to talk about
was those three little words you said.
How about we order some food first, huh?
Yes, of, of course. Sorry.
You wanted the spaghetti meteorite thing,
didn't you?
I'll have whatever
you're having, swee--
The caveman club sandwich
looks pretty good.
Everything okay down there?
Just finding a coin I dropped.
Don't ruin this for me.
He's my boyfriend too.
Hey, look what I won for you.
You got that for me?
Oh, yeah. Cause I love--
That color on you. Is that a new shirt?
Ugh, yeah.
Barborah had reduced the thread count
'cause she thought the old shirts
were making us complacent.
These new ones
are like wearing a cheese grater.
Ugh.
I really miss my old shirt.
This one isn't any good.
Why don't you, uh, take it off then?
That's lazy gluttons offer code…
And now, fellow Demoneers,
back to Paranorma, with Badyah and Norma.
So, Evil Norma, where did you come from?
Where did you come from?
I take it they don't have podcasts there
because you seriously need to work
on your hosting skills.
I have notes.
Sorry. She's overly critical.
First of all,
that theme song put me in a coma.
I composed that.
You said you liked it.
Ugh. And what's with the Demoneers thing?
You can't label your fans
when you don't have any.
Ugh! My mom listens.
Maybe we should get her to host instead.
Maybe she'd join in with the demon roar.
Look, the reason I didn't--
Should we ask
my evil twin some listener questions?
Here's a question.
Why don't we rename this
Paranorma with Norma and Norma?
Let's get started ghoulfriends.
Courtsy, you wanna take a seat?
I'm good right here.
Very well.
Welcome to the first demon support group.
We know being a demon
on the neutral plane can be tough,
but this is a safe space
to share our grievances.
Who'd like to share first?
Becoming a vampire
totally ruined my makeup tutorials.
Having no reflection is not it.
I wish the park would let me
take off nights with the full moon.
You know, after sucking the sleep
out of the 50th child of the night,
you have to take a good look
at yourself in the mirror
and think, "Am I the problem?"
Well, at least you can look in a mirror.
You guys all sound
like you hate being demons.
I am proud of my demonic heritage.
I just wish the world were kinder to us.
Okay, but, legit,
that one gives me the creeps.
This world isn't meant for us demons.
We can choose to be outcasts
or we can adapt, evolve, assimilate,
and maybe then find happiness.
I have assimilated.
I've been really good
ever since I saved the world.
No worries. You're welcome.
So why aren't you happy yet?
Ugh, I don't know.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
All I know is that I don't need your help.
You think you can solve
everyone's problems, but you can't.
Ugh.
I am so glad you've decided to join us.
Huh?
I need a break.
I thought you were once
a powerful vessel to a demon king.
What's become of you?
Again!
Okay.
-Hello, friend.
-Hello, friend!
Hey. Good day.
Top of the morning.
-Hey.
-Hi, friend.
And I was just like,
"Wow, that's a thing you can do?"
And ever since then I've wanted to act.
I've always admired your drive, Barney.
I just put all my dreams on hold.
Yo, are we gonna split or what?
Oh. I thought we, we were steady.
No, I mean get out. This place is a dump.
I heard Australia's pretty cool.
We could try there.
Come on, Logs. Let's dine and dash.
That's it!
Okay, finally!
Which one of you is my boyfriend?
-I am. No, it's me.
-I am. No, it's me.
Logs, I can explain.
Oh, I'd personally love to hear you
take a stab at this one, buddy.
You think I didn't notice
what was going on?
Why is every date with you like this?
It's not as bad as it--
Hi, Barney. Hi, Barney. Hi, Barney.
-Hi, Barney's friend.
-Hi, other Barney.
-Hi, Barney.
-Hi, Barney.
One second.
Okay, well,
you clearly don't want me here, so…
That's not it. That's the opposite of it.
Well, it doesn't feel like that.
Badyah, wait!
What's your problem?
Her.
Badyah isn't the problem.
I-I'm crazy about her.
All her little details make me happy.
Everything she says echoes in my brain.
It's complicated, but it is not like
it's a crush or anything.
Oh, whoa. It's a crush.
Bingo.
Wait, how do you know I like her?
I'm you, dumb-brain.
I like her too, unfortunately.
Then why were you so mean to her?
To make you finally admit it.
And now my work here is done.
Enigmatic fade away, fade away.
-Away…
All I cared about
was getting home,
but then I got there,
everything I wanted,
and I still felt lost.
All the fire and brimstone
in the multi-plane
can't absolve a demon of their guilt.
We all have to push that down.
I don't have any guilt.
I don't even remember
what got me banished in the first place.
Oh, what could be so bad about me
that they can't even let me know?
What's happening to my eyes?
Are you doing a spell?
Why are they leaking?
Why am I still talking?
Somebody else talk.
Banished by the angels,
shunned by the demons,
you've even repressed
your biggest mistake.
But if you just open up--
Nope, I'm closed.
Shut down, out of service. Goodbye.
Can we take five?
Uh, we can take 500.
You're still not going to get it right.
Hey, buddy, we, uh, got a situation.
Hey, uh, everything okay?
If you're here to give me head scratches,
then go away.
I don't deserve them.
I'm not good enough.
I'm gonna be useless forever.
Pugsley, you've never been useless.
But I can't even do
a measly duplication spell.
I bet all the other
ex-demonic-king-possessed-talking-dogs-
trained-by-a-big-creepy-hand can do it.
You're worth so much more than
what he can get you to do.
Don't listen to him.
Fingers? Why not?
Just a hunch.
Just, your powers, your talent,
they're yours, not his.
You get to decide how to use them,
or not use them, okay?
And head scratches
are absolutely deserved.
I'll try.
Oh, and hey… Same hat.
Oh. Where did this come from?
Badyah! I can explain.
Can you though?
-Oh, well, not that, actually, no.
Uh, but I mean back there.
I'm sorry I didn't stick up for you.
I just didn't even think
you liked being part of the podcast.
-Of course I do.
Sorry, can you take a Pugsley?
Oh, look more friends! Yay!
But you're not into demons as much as me.
I don't do the pod because of demons,
I do it to spend time with you.
Really?
Really. Really.
And I didn't roar as loud as you because
you're always popping on the mic
and we need to sort that out.
Hey, stop, licking my hand.
Let's talk about this later, okay?
Yeah. Good call.
Jump! Jump! Jump!
-Bang!
This is too much!
It's terrifying!
Barney! Did you wish really, really hard?
-Barney!
-Hey, you think I'm enjoying this?
-We found Barney! Watch this!
-Stop, stop, get off me.
All right, let's get this party started.
Wanna see who can get a high score?
With your bad posture and sloppy aim?
You're on.
We mustn't harm the good boys.
Look at their squeaky little faces
and their waggy little butts and their--
Whoa! Get these demonic brats off me!
-Oh, shut up.
I'm not ashamed of being a demon,
and I'm gonna solve this the demon way.
-Sorry, Barney.
-For what?
Ow!
-Something's wrong.
-Somebody hurt Barney.
-Who?
-Did you hear who hurt Barney?
-It was me. I bit your Barney.
-She hurt Barney!
-How dare you?
-Wait, is Barney okay?
-Get her!
-Get her!
-Defeat the biter.
Must help Barney. Get back here!
-You monster, you monster.
-Get back here!
Smell you later.
Why do you want to be a demon so much?
Ugh. Because I am a demon.
Are you sure about that?
Ugh. That's so unfair.
Just as it was about to get interesting.
Hey, I got you your meteorite meatball.
I know how much
you love cold Italian food, but--
Don't mind if I do.
Logs, I'm not gonna apologize.
Earlier I told you I loved you,
and I don't want you to say it back
until you can accept
that this is the real me.
That's the real you?
No, not him. This.
Sometimes I'm gonna be
possessed by a demon,
or have an evil twin,
or be a robot duplicate,
or I don't know.
But I'll stop pretending like
you can have a normal life with me…
-I love you.
-…'cause if you don't love me
at my evil-twin-blow-burping-
after-eating-a-giant-meatball,
you don't deserve me at my--
Wait. What?
I love you, Barney.
Dude, our first date was a demon invasion.
I've worked here longer than you,
I've seen stuff.
And I have baggage too.
You should see some of my old vlogs.
I may have seen some of them.
Emo Logs was an icon.
I'm just saying,
I know what I'm getting into.
You don't have to keep running away.
Nothing gets better
by hiding how you're feeling.
But maybe next time…
Oh, don't worry. He's going.
I can't believe I'm saying this,
but you did help me
figure out some things.
And, you know what?
I don't think you're evil twins.
Nah, you're just us.
The worst parts of us.
-You're impulsive.
-Judgmental.
-Self-loathing.
-But still us.
-If you ever want to hang…
-Ew, no.
I've reached my nerd capacity
for a lifetime.
Yeah. Are you guys always like this?
Standing around,
announcing what you learned today? Jeez.
Peace.
I did it. I got my magic back! Look!
Ooh, yeah.
Huh?
Evil spoon!
Evil spoon! Evil spoon!
Where are we going?
I don't know. I pressed all the buttons.
Nice.
Huh.
Looks like we're going up.