De Viaje Con Los Derbez (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 6 - La Familia Bereberes - full transcript

It's not so bad, the bar...
The neighborhood.

- The bar?
- The neighborhood.

She's already hammered.

I think I'm gonna need a little something.

Listen, at first I thought

you were probably going to take me
to some dodgy place.

- What's wrong with you, Alessandra?
- You're already tipsy, I see.

We're here at the tattoo shop.
We want to get a tattoo.

Let's see if we get one.

I feel like I am going to get
an eggcellent one.

- No way.
- Where did you get that egg?



- Explain it to me.
- Kisses.

I'm so nervous!

All right! Let's go.

Okay. Where is it? Up there?

TRAVELING
WITH THE DERBEZES

I came up with the great idea of getting
a tattoo, and my dear Alessandra said...

"Let's just go and look."

- I said I'd go...
- We'll see what happens.

...to see what happens. Exactly.

I had the idea of, like...

I feel like getting my name in Arabic.

But I don't know
how it's written in Arabic.

To be honest, I don't have a tattoo.

I've never been tattooed, and...



- I don't know.
- Okay.

Do it! It's something that will
bring us together as a family.

- We'll see what happens.
- Is there any chance at all?

Yes. Anything can happen.

- Damn, dude.
- You all heard that, right?

- What's your name?
- José Eduardo.

Look, you could get this one, Ale,
only with Aitana's face, on your back.

I don't think so.

Let me see. It looks cool.

- But it could go like this and like this.
- All right.

What would "Aitana" look like?
That's my daughter's name.

Why don't you get your stepsons' names?

She should, right?

Shut up. Hold on. I haven't say yes yet.

It's pretty. That says "Aitana"?

Get that one. On your butt.

No way. I can't believe
I'm getting a tattoo.

What about this?

Let me see. It looks cool.

- Boom! Turns out...
- The...

What turned out?

- That we're all getting one.
- Take that, Dad.

You're more nervous than I am.

I think so.

Oh, my God.

I don't know. I don't know!

Shall we start with you?

- Vadhir, have you decided?
- No.

So the time has come.

Who's going first?

Alessandra...

- Do you want to go first?
- Me or you, whatever you want.

- You go.
- Okay.

This thing is...

That woman is a fighter. She's empowered.

What do I do? Where do I sit?

She's not chickening out.
She's not afraid of success.

"Out of the way, I'm going in.
Now smell my shampoo."

- And she goes in.
- And there she goes.

I trust you, Luis.

Look into my eyes.

The moment of truth is here and...

- You guys are more nervous...
- Yeah.

...than I am. You're a couple of wimps.

I can't believe...

I'm getting a tattoo.

- Motherfucker. I mean...
- What?

You're piercing my skin.

God damn, son of a bitch.
You didn't say it would be like this.

How much longer?

Your dad couldn't take this.

Vengeance for the hammam.

It's vengeance for the hammam.

- "When are you going to finish?"
- It was horrible!

"Stop! Stop!"

He's doing the first line... "No, stop!"

It looks a little crooked. It does, right?

Your good ideas.

This was your idea, you bastard.
Don't put this on me.

Okay, we can go now, Vadhir.

Yeah. The joke is over now.

All right. Now it's time to leave, guys.

I'm gonna kill you.

I thought it was going to be like
little needles and little pricks.

- Well, yeah.
- No, it's not little pricks, man.

It was a big damn thing
going like this, cutting up your skin.

How did you get me into this?

I'm gonna need you to hold my hand.

Do they do henna?

No, I don't want to anymore.

Give me a tequila, please!

There is no better bonding
with your stepsons than this, man.

- No, no way.
- It's intense.

Breathe. Inhale through your nose.

Exactly. Exhale through your mouth. Relax.

I had felt that pain
during other tattoos, but...

It's a pain that I don't know to describe.

It doesn't hurt at all?

I'm internalizing it.

- And I like watching.
- No, man. You're crazy.

You know what?
Add another line here and fill it all in.

- Very good!
- Challenge met.

- Go, team!
- Go, team!

Go, Scorpions!

One of the expectations I had
was to get closer to you two,

and I think we did it.

Scorpions.

It's the worst name we could've chosen.

It is the worst, man. The worst.

I think Eugenio is gonna be traumatized.

- He's going to ground us.
- He's going to scold us.

He's not going to speak to us all day.

I got tattooed in Morocco!

I did it!

Mau, I'm leaving you in charge
of Aitana, okay?

Last night, Alessandra went out partying
with José Eduardo and Vadhir.

She came home pretty late.

And this morning, she said...

"I'll be right back. I won't be long.
You're in charge of the kid."

And she disappeared.
I mean, where did she go?

I think that they went to get a tattoo.

- What do you think?
- I don't know, I mean...

I already told them to think it through,

because I think it's a bit risky.

I mean, I don't know.
Well, at least we get to have

some bonding time, you and I, right?

My dad was always like my best friend.

We have a beautiful relationship,
especially since my teen years,

because I wanted him
to tell me his problems,

because he's very closed off,

and so that's why we have
such a deep relationship.

Sometimes you treat me like you're my mom.

I mean, you scold me...

- I scold you for your own good.
- ...as if you were my mom.

Do you remember when you told me

that the older we get,

the more stubborn we get
about the things we can't change.

And that you told me,
"Don't let me fall into that."

- Remember?
- Yes.

I'm doing my job.

Okay. No, I want to evolve and change

- until the very last day of my life.
- So do I. I'm just like you.

- And then you get mad.
- But you always take Ale's side

you never take my side.

It's not that I take Ale's side.
It's just that...

All of us, even if the other is to blame,

we all have a responsibility.

Yeah, I guess.

Blaming the other person
is never the solution.

What I try to do is,

instead of blaming Ale,
I want you to see your own fault,

and you really hate that.

Do you do that with Mauricio?

Because I see you fighting a lot.

Listen...

- So I'm thinking...
- Why are you turning this around on me?

Because my daughter gives me
a lot of advice,

but when I see you with Mauricio,

I don't see you applying any of it.

The devil in me comes out...

- Exactly.
- ...with a vengeance.

Look, love.
I'm going to give you some advice,

even though you haven't asked for it.

We're used to saying,
"When I feel like it."

So, when you start a relationship,

"Hey, I feel like bringing
a flower to my wife.

"I'm going to get her
a bouquet of roses." Right?

A year later, you don't feel
like doing anything.

And 10 years later,
don't even think about it.

Every day,

at least write an "I love you" note.

- It has to become a habit.
- Right.

When you make your relationship work
like a clock, it won't fail.

You'll be very happy, you'll see.

That advice is not based
on your reality at all.

- No.
- So...

- We have to make a pact.
- Okay.

I already took Mauricio to a dinner
because I was trying to be thoughtful,

which turned out horribly.

I want to try it again
and have better results.

But now you have to take Alessandra
on a date.

Okay. Yes.

Pinky promise.
Handshake and pinky promise.

- Damn. This is serious.
- Saving our marriages.

It actually wasn't hard to make that pact.

I mean, I'm like that.
I'm that kind of man.

You're welcome.

- Family!
- Speak of the...

How are you?

Hi! Hello, my baby!

We were just talking about you
and texting you to ask where you were.

Did you get tattoos or what?

No, we just went for a walk.

We get back, right? We enter the room.

And there they were, like spies,
like a worried mother,

waiting for us.

Like a mom waiting for you
after a night out...

- After partying.
- At 3:00 a.m.,

in a nightgown and a towel like this...

With a coffee.

"This is not a hotel, boy."

I'm very worried.

- Why are you worried, babe?
- Why?

Did you get a tattoo or not?

Let's put it this way.

You and the children

are the only ones
in this family that don't...

Did you get a tattoo, Alessandra?

Wow, my dad is going to get very upset.

I can't believe it...

These bastards went to a pharmacy
to buy bandages

and tape just to tease me
and pretend like...

So now they're going to take it off
and be like, "You fell for it."

All right, I'll start.

Do it. Yes.

Hold on.

I always said that it had to be
something very special

and very meaningful.

Well, this was very special and meaningful

because your sons invited me
to get a tattoo with them.

So, this is something very special
and meaningful for me.

- Don't you agree?
- Nice try.

But no, I'm not buying it.
I don't believe her.

I got a tattoo of your name.

She got a tattoo.

I got a tattoo of your name in Arabic.

See that?

His face.

Are you serious, Alessandra Rosaldo?

Yes.

They got the tattoos.

- I can't believe it.
- It says "Aitana" in Arabic.

- It's your name.
- Hey, that's beautiful.

Isn't it pretty?

Alessandra Rosaldo, I can't believe you.

- Isn't it nice?
- That's so nice.

- Is it going to stay purple like that?
- No.

Let's see José Eduardo's now.

- What?
- It was only this, but it hurt.

- It's really nice. What does it say?
- "José Eduardo."

"José Eduardo" in Arabic.

So you seriously got tattooed?

- Yes!
- And Vadhir's gonna be like...

- Let's see the scorpion.
- Vadhir.

They couldn't translate his name.

- Yours is nice, too.
- That's so cool.

I really liked it because it's a "V"

- and, at the same time, it's a pyramid.
- An "A" for Ais.

An "A" for Ais, exactly.

I never thought they would actually do it.

I thought it was a joke.

I'm speechless.

- Did it hurt?
- Yes.

For me, it hurt.

She was feeling super confident,
and then she started...

"Stop! Look into my eyes!
I don't know what. Stop!"

You said you were going to get
tattooed with me.

Are you going to get tattooed?

Not anymore, it's too late.

Oh, please! Yeah, right.

Eugenio would never get a tattoo. Never.

He couldn't deal with the needles.

He couldn't deal with the blood,
with the pain.

He would faint in one second.

I can't believe it, Alessandra.

Well, that's it.
What's done is done, babe.

She also got a belly ring.

He's suffering.

Suffering.

Do you really want a divorce?

My dad is in shock.

I'm in shock. I swore...

If you would've sat me here,
and told me...

Let's bet to see if they do it or not.

- Why didn't we bet?
- I would have sworn she wouldn't do it.

But life surprises you
Life gives you surprises

Hey, we agreed that
you were going to be a new man.

We agreed that we were going to change

- and that we were going to be...
- Better partners.

Well, then this is the perfect time

to start seeing the change.

Dad, hurry up!

Let's go!

For the love of God.

- Everyone ready?
- Yes, Dad, a long time ago.

- I have two surprises for you.
- God.

- No, enough already.
- God save us.

I have a surprise for you,
and there's no turning back.

We're going to Ouarzazate.

It's the town where they filmed Gladiator.

- Yes. It's incredible.
- It's all brown as if they'd built it...

- I'm feeling it, I'm in.
- ...with sand.

My goal for this trip
is to spend time together.

To come together as a family.

If it doesn't unite us,
we're going to fight.

Even if we fight, there's no turning back.

The second surprise is waiting for us
downstairs, in the street.

Come on, let's go.

Let's go.

So nervous!

Your surprises scare me a little,
but all right.

Jesus! Excuse me!

For the love of God.

We're going to Ouarzazate.

- Anyway, we're going.
- Let's go.

Cool! No way, that's awesome.

Get in!

- Aitana, did you see?
- I love RVs.

- I mean...
- I love these campers.

- What is it?
- An RV for the whole family.

Are we all gonna sleep in there?

- Great plan.
- That's it!

Great plan.

- I like it.
- Yeah, actually...

For Eugenio to come up with this plan...

I really like it.

And so, let's see what's on the road

and where it takes us.

I'm so glad you liked it.

- Are you okay?
- Yes, very good.

- Are you sure?
- Yes.

- This is incredible.
- You're gonna like it.

Let's go! Ready! Let's go!

Okay, ready!
Let me get this fly out of here.

Focus.

Come on, out you go.

Dude! Darn it. It won't...
I can't get the fly out.

- Where are we going, Dad?
- Ouarzazate.

Ouarz... Where's the hell that?

Ouarzazate.

- Ouarzazate.
- Ouarzazate.

Where is that? What's it called?

Ouarzazate.

All right, anyway,
we're going to Ouarzazate.

Hey, it's my turn to go in front.

I feel sick in the back.

Two people fit in that seat anyway.

Now I'm good.

What's next?

Don't be selfish.
You want to take the entire seat.

Come here, my baby chicks.

I've noticed that the cities
in North Africa

are very chaotic.

You're driving too close
to the bushes, Eugenio.

Don't call me Eugenio, I'm your father.

O, wonderful father of mine.

My dad is like the old man from The Wife.

I mean, I agree with you
on some things, but...

Why did you say that?

Did you hear that, Dad?

No. Who said it? It was you.

My dad is wonderful.

She always finds a way to be the suck-up.

You're already the favorite, Ais,
don't worry.

Don't listen to them, Dad.

Shut up!

Oh, my God.

We're going to Ouarzazate!

- We're here, everyone!
- We're here.

Look, there's the kasbah.

We arrived in Ouarzazate.
Everything looks beautiful.

The buildings look beautiful.

I love learning new things
and seeing other cultures.

I love it.

We arrived in Ouarzazate.
And we just introduced ourselves

with a lot of familiarity.

Please, come.

And it turns out
they were having a celebration.

Wow, Aitana, look!

- A huge celebration in the town.
- Beautiful.

Oh, my God.

- And we just went in.
- "We have arrived!"

You have no idea how much I love drums.

They fascinate me.

And surrounding them is
a group of women in a circle

that looks just beautiful,
with their traditional dress.

I get goosebumps.

What a beautiful place,
what beautiful people,

and what a spectacular welcome.

Thank you!

The little hotel we're staying at
in Ouarzazate is incredible.

It's one of the most beautiful places
we've stayed at in all of Morocco.

I'm very, very happy.

Okay. This is the studio.

Those are from Gladiator.

- I remember the scene perfectly.
- Yeah.

Russell Crowe with that thing.

One of my all-time favorite movies
was filmed here, Gladiator.

And being there, seeing it,
I think that's spectacular.

Wow, this is spectacular.

Get up there.

- Isn't this incredible?
- Yes, it's really cool.

Let's take a picture.

Hey, son...

aren't you interested in...

Aren't you interested in being in movies
or going to live in Los Angeles

and trying to do things in English?

Well, no. I'm actually pretty happy,

very happy where I am, doing telenovelas,

and theater, and shows.

I'm pretty happy.

Okay. All right.

Here we go again. My dad, being stubborn.

He just has to involve himself
in other people's lives.

He needs to leave me alone
with what I'm doing with my life.

It might happen someday,

but I don't like him pressuring me.

Does it interest you?

It's not that it doesn't interest me.

It's just that I'm happy
with what I have.

This is really cool, right?

You should do it!

What am I being punished for?

Let's go.

Come on.

No, enough.

This reminds me of the period films
I've done.

In what way?

I made some movies in Mexico,

- period films...
- Right.

...that were like this.
They didn't build sets like this

because there are sets like this
in Mexico that are real.

But it wasn't a backlot.

It was a real set, but it looked
a lot like this. Like, ancient.

No, but that's what's heavy.

The magic of television.

Not only do people believe
the locations and all that,

but they believe the characters are real.

Has it happened to you?

- Of course.
- Sometimes.

With different characters.

Sometimes people are like, "Chema! Chema!"

Yes, with that one,
but there are other characters

that people think
you are like that character, so...

Like that telenovela
where he kissed my mom.

Whenever you have the chance,
you bring up that thing with your mother.

- It's just beyond belief.
- Stop. no.

It's wrong. It's very bad.

I already said
that she's a great coworker,

a great mother, a great friend...

But how were the love scenes?

This again? Very nice.

The truth is, your mom is a great kisser.

This isn't happening!

- Is that what you wanted me to say?
- That's a bold statement!

- Now you'll stop asking.
- I can't believe it!

I don't agree.

Oh, my God! I can't believe this.

An even bolder statement!

Unbelievable.

Oh, my God, stop. Stop this massacre!

So, she's a better kisser than me?

- No one said she was better or worse.
- No?

- She just kisses very...
- Kiss him.

The hell I will.
He's got your mom's cooties.

- Kissed by the devil.
- Kissed by the devil.

Shut up! Stay out of this, you idiot!

So, if I kissed you on the forehead,
would that be motherly?

Yes.

There you go.

This is so fucked up.

- It is.
- What a great family.

Really, 100%. Well, let's continue.

- After this cultural intermission.
- Abdul!

- Sorry you had to hear that.
- No problem.

We're such big fans of Game of Thrones.

I'm super excited!

Here we go. Ale stopped breathing.

- This can't be.
- Did you see?

She heard "Khal Drogo" and she was like...

Alessandra, I'm divorcing you tomorrow.

Oh, my God, babe.

Khaleesi for you, and Khal Drogo for me.

This can't be.
That's why I was going to say...

- It's perfect.
- She loves Khal Drogo.

We're made for each other.

You can be with her, and I'll be with him.

She loves that guy. The Aquaman guy.

She's crazy about him.

- No...
- You dirty, gluttonous girl.

Unbelievable.

It's incredible.

The dragons don't exist.

This is the last part of the tour.

- Thank you very much.
- You are welcome.

I think we need some adrenaline,

so I've decided to take my family
dune buggy riding.

- This was a great idea.
- Okay, let me see.

We're here, about to ride
the dune buggies.

Let's see what happens.

Come on, family.

Ready.

That's it, family! Let's go!

This adventure is going to be fantastic!

Ready?

Let's go, team!

Give it all you've got.

We're ready now!

The baby on the bus goes wah-wah-wah

Wah-wah-wah
Wah-wah-wah

The guy from the buggies told us

that he could take us to meet
a Berber family.

Meeting an indigenous tribe of Morocco
is something I'm looking forward to.

- Yes!
- Go, Scorpions!

- Where are you from?
- Mexico.

- Mexico.
- Yes.

- I speak a little Spanish.
- A little? Perfect.

- Marhaba. Bienvenido.
- Perfect.

- Welcome. Hello.
- Hello, how are you?

Hello!

We're visiting this Berber family,

who live traditionally
as they lived many years ago,

and they keep that tradition alive.

I want to know everything
about their culture.

Everything fascinates me.
I want to learn a lot.

My family is making the bread here.

We make bread every day.

How do you say "hello" in Berber?

Look at how they put it in the oven.

Now, let's go see my family
and you can have some tea with us.

- Yes, let's go.
- Excellent, let's go.

And we can have some bread.

This is my house.

The whole family is here.

- Hello, wow.
- The entire family.

- Is he your father?
- Yes, my father.

He looks very young.

- Sugar.
- Sugar?

- Sugar?
- Yes.

So it's sugar stone.

- Cheers.
- Cheers!

This is the bread.

Good?

- Very good. Delicious.
- Delicious.

With the hot bread it's very good.

- The tea is very good.
- Yeah?

Everything is delicious.

How many people live here?

Twenty people.

Twenty people live here?

Grandparents...

Parents...

Cousins, too.

- The entire family.
- The entire family.

We should do the same.

Live together in one house. All of us.

- Everyone.
- Can you imagine?

That would be something.

It must be very interesting,
how they live together, right?

- Yeah.
- Do you...

Do you use...

Typical local music.

- I mean...
- What is he saying?

Do you barter?

If I have carrots
and someone else has potatoes,

we trade.

Right.

For me, to connect with nature

or to connect
with the simple things in life

makes me feel at peace,

and the experience with the Berbers
was just that.

It's like seeing life...

Very different from the experience
with the Derbez family.

With the "Berbez." The "Berbez."

With the Berbers you're connecting
with the simple things,

and with the Derbezes
it's all very complicated.

- A little bit.
- Yes.

To have had the opportunity to spend time
with a Berber family

and learn their traditions
was an incredible experience

and a great lesson.

I think it gives us a lot of perspective.

When I begin to dance...

As if I know how to dance.

I feel like I look ridiculous,
but I don't care.

It feels so beautiful

and I'm having so much fun
that it's all that matters,

- don't you think?
- Yes.

- Am I embarrassing you?
- No. It's really cool.

- Are you ashamed of me?
- No, not at all.

- Tell me the truth.
- No, I swear.

- How bad do I look?
- It's very cool

that you embrace it and let yourself go.

I'm leaving my heart on the dancefloor.

- Very good.
- Berber.

- Very good. By herself.
- By myself.

By herself. On the floor.

Bravo!

Hey, that was fun.

A lot of fun.

Would the family like to sing?

- Yes.
- A song from your country.

- Cielito lindo.
- Cielito lindo.

Okay, you start.

From Sierra Morena

Pretty darling

They're coming down

A pair of black eyes

Pretty darling

Sneaking by

Sing and don't cry

Because, my darling, singing

Is how the heart rejoices

- Bravo!
- Bravo!

Being with the Berber family,

and seeing them,
and spending time with them

made me reflect a lot

on all the things we have to learn.

And I think it was a great day.

It's a day to feel love,

to feel very grateful.

I think that we need to stop expecting

everyone else to understand us,
and just...

accept things as they are.

Thank you.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Let's go, team!

Beautiful view.

Amazing!

Come on, let's go look over there.

This is spectacular.

I promised you from the start
of the trip that...

we would get away one day.

Okay, and?

I'm going to fulfill that. Tonight.

Is that okay?

Will you go on a date with me?

Okay. Yes!

What about Aitana? Did you arrange...

No, but...

- Who is she staying with?
- With her siblings.

Stop eavesdropping!

- Let's go.
- Well, since you're here...

- Since you're here...
- Too late.

- What?
- Now you need us?

We haven't had time to go out
just the two of us.

Welcome to married life.

We're not talking about intimacy,

- we just want to go to dinner.
- We want to go out.

What about after the date?
Are there cobwebs?

- No.
- Almost.

Your pipes need some unclogging.
Okay then.

- All right, listen!
- What's the plan?

We want to know if you'll do us the favor

of taking care of Aitana
for a while tonight.

Super! The four of you will play!

- Mom and Dad are going on a date.
- That's cool.

Because when one bee and another bee...

- That's how you were born.
- And that's how you were born.

Today we might make more babies.

Shut up!

Maybe she'll get a little sister.

So you can have company.

Oh, my God.

No, we're just going to talk.

- You're so boring.
- So that's what they call it now.

Anyway, thank you. Thank you.

Thank you for helping us.

Let's go, team.
Anyway, let's go. This is over.

Be careful.

This is the first time all four siblings
are staying together.

Hey.

So cool. That was one
of my goals for this trip.

For Aitana to spend time
with her siblings.

That all four of them would be together.

It's great.

Yes, they need it. It's gonna be great.

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I think it's a good idea
to have some sort of girls' night.

Like a night for just the girls,
only with my brothers.

Good luck, girls, guys.

- No, stop!
- Calm down.

I love seeing their scared faces
when I'm curling their eyelashes.

Hang on.

Wait, you idiot,
you're squeezing my eyelid.

Shut up.

Baby, can you slow down, please?

- Aislinn is feeling sick.
- Thank you.

My sister is puking very hard.

She could be pregnant.