Darkwing Duck (1991–1992): Season 1, Episode 24 - When Aliens Collide - full transcript
Gosalyn finds a crashed spaceship and brings home a purple alien pet.
♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
GOSALYN, YOUR CHOICES
FOR THIS EVENING'S
ENTERTAINMENT
WERE SIMPLY DREADFUL.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
A ROCK CONCERT
CAPPED OFF
BY MY WINNING
A COLOSSAL, HUMONGOUS,
BLUEBERRY-SUPREME
JAWBREAKER
AT THE VIDEO ARCADE.
THIS WILL LOOK GREAT
IN MY COLLECTION.
OW!
OOH, OW!
TANK, WE'VE GOT
TO GET HOME.
THIS IS NO TIME
TO PLAY HOPSCOTCH.
OOH! AH!
OW! AH!
GOSALYN, IF YOU'D CHOOSE
BETTER LEISURE-TIME
ACTIVITIES,
I'D ENJOY TAKING YOU
MORE.
DAD, YOU LOST
THE COIN FLIP
WITH MR. MUDDLEFOOT,
REMEMBER?
UH, WELL, YES.
TH-THE POINT IS--
YOU THINK YOU KNOW
WHAT'S BEST.
I DO.
YOU GOT TO START
TRUSTING ME.
I DO?
OOH, IT CAN'T BE.
HEY!
[CRASH]
WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT?
IT LOOKED
LIKE A CUCUMBER.
THAT DIDN'T COME
FROM EARTH.
NO! GOSALYN,
COME BACK.
GIVE AN INCH,
GOS TAKES A MILE.
WOW! THIS IS SO COOL!
ANYBODY FROM ANOTHER PLANET
IN THERE?
DON'T TOUCH THAT.
WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S BEEN?
I THOUGHT YOU
WERE GOING
TO TRUST ME.
UM, WELL,
THIS IS DIFFERENT.
THERE'S NO TELLING
WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH.
BUT I'VE GOT
A BAD FEELING.
AAH!
AAH!
OHH...
SOMETHING TELLS ME
THAT BOW TIE
IS MORE THAN JUST
BAD TASTE.
MAYBE IT'S A COLLAR.
HE MUST BE A PET.
I HOPE ITS OWNER KNOWS
ABOUT UNLEASHED ALIEN LAWS.
ALL RIGHT!
JAWBREAKERS!
GOSALYN,
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE,
GET BACK HERE.
I KNOW
MY ALIENS.
HEE! HEE! HEE! HEE!
WOW! HE'S REALLY NEAT.
[WHIMPERING]
I THINK HE WANTS
HIS COLLAR OFF.
I DON'T KNOW, GOS.
HEY!
Q-QUIT EYEING ME.
BEAT IT!
BEAT IT!
HEY!
WHOA!
GET AWAY!
STOP IT!
YEAH?
HEY, WHO DID THAT?
[RATTLING]
HUH, NO CLASP.
NO BUCKLE.
THIS PUPPY'S
TIED TIGHT.
EXCUSE ME.
WE HAVE TO KEEP HIM
TILL HIS OWNER
SHOWS UP.
HOME AT LAST.
THAT COLLAR'S
PRACTICALLY HISTORY.
HOO HOO HOO!
LAUNCHPAD'S NOT GOING
TO BELIEVE THIS ONE.
ANYTHING WRONG?
OHH.
EXCUSE ME, LAUNCHPAD,
ALIEN COMING THROUGH.
ALIEN?
NOW TO GET
THAT COLLAR OFF.
IF I CAN FIND
THE PROPER INSTRUMENTS.
AAH!
AHA! THIS OUGHT
TO DO THE TRICK.
HOLD STILL. IT
WON'T HURT A BIT.
AAH!
THEN I RAN
FROM THE PET SHOP
INTO THE BOWLING ALLEY.
L.P., IS THIS
A LONG STORY?
AAH!
AH, THIS IS MORE
LIKE IT.
OH HO HO!
GOSALYN...
DON'T WORRY, DAD.
I'LL HANDLE IT.
THAT'S WHAT WORRIES ME.
HONKER, TELEPHONE
CALL FOR YOU.
I DIDN'T HEAR
IT RING.
I DID. GET MOVING.
AHA!
OH, MR. ALIEN...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
UP HERE?
HEY, NO FAIR.
COME BACK.
WHAT A JAWBREAKER
COLLECTION,
AND IT'S MINE. ALL MINE.
TANK, ARE YOU SURE
THAT CALL WAS
FOR ME?
YOU CALLING ME
A LIAR?
HEY!
UGH!
[GAGGING]
IS THE WIDDLE COLLAR
HURTING YOU?
TANK HEAD!
I'm going to get
you, Gosalyn.
Let me out of here.
WHY WOULD HE WANT
MY HOMEWORK?
LUNCH?
AAH!
ROOF RUPTURED--
JUST WAIT TILL I
GET MY HANDS
ON THAT ALIEN.
UH, THAT SHOULD BE
PRETTY SOON.
AAH!
WHOA! NICE CATCH.
GET OFF ME, YOU
RUBBERY RIFFRAFF.
DAD!
HUH?
THAT DOES IT.
OH!
EXCUSE ME, MR. ALIEN.
C-C-COULD I HAVE
MY B-B-BACKPACK, PLEASE?
OH!
HOMEWORK MUST BE A RARE
DELICACY ON HIS PLANET.
ALL THAT TALK
ABOUT TRUSTING ME
WAS A CROCK.
NO, HONEY, I...
[LOUD RUMBLING]
WHOA!
UH-OH.
THAT'S A MIGHTY
BIG CABBAGE.
WHOA!
OH, THEY'RE PROBABLY
AFTER MY TERM PAPER.
[BANG BANG BANG]
OHH.
GOS, TAKE COVER.
[STATIC]
[SPEAKING
VARIOUS LANGUAGES]
COME AGAIN?
I'VE COME
FOR WACKO.
OH, YEAH? WHAT IS
A WACKO?
WHOA!
THIS IS WACKO.
FAST WORK.
NOW TO GET
THOSE SEISMOSPHERES.
I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I AM THE SQUASHED BUG
ON YOUR FLYING SAUCER
WINDSHIELD.
I AM...
BLOWN AWAY
BY THE ALIEN MENACE.
LEAVE HIM ALONE,
BUCKET HEAD!
YOU TALKING TO ME?
UM, YOU'VE GOT
SOMETHING IN YOUR EYE.
HEY!
WE'VE GOT TO GET
YOU OUT OF HERE.
WACKO AWAY!
UH-OH.
GOSALYN, UP
TO YOUR ROOM.
AW, DAD.
OOH, THAT MAKES
ME MAD.
LAUNCHPAD, LET'S
GET DANGEROUS.
WHERE'S THE ALIEN?
HE'S IN THERE
WITH MY BACKPACK.
[ENGINE STARTS]
COME ON, HONK.
HAD ENOUGH YET,
YOU INVINCIBLE
STEELY SPACE SCOURGE?
YOU'LL LEARN TO
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE
A CAPTAIN
OF THE OUTER SPACE
PATROL.
WHAT?
YOU MEAN, YOU'RE
A COP?
NOT JUST ANY COP.
I'M BIGNASTY.
Ugly, too.
NO. CAPTAIN BIGNASTY.
IT'S MY NAME.
OH.
[ENGINE IGNITES]
MY SHIP!
HE'S GETTING AWAY.
IT'S YOUR FAULT.
'CAUSE YOU CAN'T CATCH
A PET?
PET? WACKO'S
AN ESCAPED CRIMINAL
IN POSSESSION
OF THE MOST
DANGEROUS EXPLOSIVES
IN THE UNIVERSE.
OH, IS THAT ALL?
HEY, D.W., THAT SURE
LOOKS LIKE GOSALYN.
DON'T WORRY, DAD.
I'LL HANDLE IT.
GOSALYN!
WE'RE FUELED
AND READY TO RIP.
I HOPE GOS IS O.K.
SHE'LL BE IN TROUBLE
AFTER I RESCUE HER.
WOW!
SPACE!
IS IT COOL OR WHAT?
LET'S SEE
HOW WACKO'S DOING.
OHH.
YOU POOR THING.
THAT COLLAR'S
GOT TO GO.
MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT WILL HELP.
SOMETHING TELLS ME
THIS WILL DO THE TRICK.
QUICK, HONK, WHAT'S
YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
CADMIUM RED MEDIUM.
THEN RED IT IS.
THERE. THAT DIDN'T LOOK
TOO PAINFUL.
OH, NO!
YOU DID IT.
I'M TOTALLY FREE.
FREE.
WOW! YOU CAN TALK?
COURSE I CAN TALK.
COLLAR KEPT ME QUIET.
♪ AND THAT'S NOT ALL ♪♪
WITH WHAT I GOT
IN HERE,
I CAN..
MY SEISMOSPHERES!
THEY FLEW THE COOP.
MY SEISMOSPHERES!
MY COLOSSAL PLAN!
DECIMATED!
I CAN HELP FIND
YOUR SPHERES.
WHERE DID YOU
LAST SEE THEM?
THAT PLUMP, RUDE,
UGLY DUCKLING HAD THEM.
AHA! THERE'S
YOUR CULPRIT. TANK.
TANK? OF COURSE.
HE HAS MY SPHERES.
WE'LL HAVE TO TURN
THIS SPACE CABBAGE
AROUND.
AW, WHO NEEDS
THIS PUNY LITTLE ONE?
HA HA HA!
OHH.
COME ON.
COME ON!
JUST A GUESS.
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
THEY'RE COMING.
DON'T LET THEM
COLLAR ME AGAIN.
YOU WON'T GO BACK
TO THE KENNEL.
THE KENNEL?
WAIT! YOU BIG--
I'LL GO FIRST.
YOUR BELLY BUTTON'S
FULL OF SPACE LINT.
GOSALYN, I'M HERE
TO RESCUE YOU.
WHAT? WHO NEEDS
RESCUING?
ME.
READY OR NOT, WACKO,
HERE I COME.
ALL RIGHT, GOS,
CUT THE CUTE STUFF.
WHERE'S WACKO?
WHY TELL YOU? YOU
DON'T TRUST ME.
FINE. L.P., WE'LL
HAVE TO FIND HIM
OURSELVES.
I'VE SEARCHED
EVERYWHERE.
WACKO'S NOT HERE.
HIT IT, WACK!
GOSALYN, WHAT
WERE YOU THINKING?
THAT CREATURE'S
A CRAZED CRIMINAL.
YOU'RE CRAZY. WACKO
IS NOT THAT WAY
AT ALL.
AH HA HA HA HA!
OOH HOO HOO HOO!
AAH! WHOA!
BRACE YOURSELVES,
EVERYONE!
THAT DOES IT!
THAT ALIEN HAS GOT
TO BE DESTROYED.
AREN'T YOU BEING
TOO HARSH ON WACKO?
GOSALYN, WACKO
IS THE BAD GUY.
HE IS A HARMLESS
ALIEN MONSTER.
YOU TELL HIM, HONK.
UM, WELL, UH...
WACKO'S A HARMLESS--
HARMLESS?
NO, HE ISN'T.
HONK, YOU'RE MAKING
ME LOOK BAD.
YOU'VE GOT A JAWBREAKER
JUST LIKE MINE,
AND YOU
DIDN'T TELL ME?
HEY!
IT'S AN EXPLOSIVE
SEISMOSPHERE.
I THOUGHT IT WAS
TANK'S JAWBREAKER.
TANK'S GOT
THOSE SPHERES?
IT'S EVEN
MORE DANGEROUS
IN TANK'S HANDS.
THIS MIGHT JUMP START
THE ENGINE.
WHOEVER TRIES IT WILL
PROBABLY BE FRIED.
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK
FOR DARKWING DUCK.
WAKE UP, LITTLE QUACKER.
AAH!
OH, THIS WON'T
BE TOUGH.
HE'S WASTING TIME.
IF WE DON'T HAVE
ENGINE THRUST,
WE'LL LOSE...
CONTROL!
WHOA!
YEAH!
GOOD THING
I'M NOT LIKELY TO...PANIC!
MY TRUSTY DARKWING
JUMBO-SIZED PEA SHOOTER.
NEVER LEAVE HOME
WITHOUT IT.
THE ENGINE!
YAHOO!
HEY, HE DID IT!
ARE WE PANCAKES YET?
WAIT. WHERE'S DAD?
AAH!
LISTEN, TANK,
WHATEVER WACKO WANTS,
WACKO GETS.
Closet!
Closet!
IN THE CLOSET, HUH?
MY SPHERES!
AT LAST!
I CAN LAY THE UNIVERSE
TO WASTE.
GIVE IT UP, WACKO!
YOUR WHIMSIES
ARE ALL WRUNG OUT.
WACKO, YOU ARE THROUGH.
GET BACK, JACK,
OR GET BLASTED.
HE'S HEADED
FOR THE UFO.
MOVE, OR TASTE THE WRATH
OF MY SPHERES.
YECCHH! I DON'T
EAT WRATH.
SNEAKING UP ON ME?
YOU CAN'T EVEN STOP
AN ALIEN
FROM DESTROYING
THE UNIVERSE.
WHAT?
OH, IT'S YOU AND YOUR
IRRITATING BOYFRIEND.
WHAT?
BY THE WAY, THANKS
FOR ALL THE HELP.
ALL YOURS, DAD.
SAY UNCLE.
AAH!
CLOSE ENOUGH.
AND DARKWING DUCK
SAVES THE UNIVERSE.
AHEM.
WITH CAPTAIN
BIGNASTY'S ASSISTANCE.
SO LONG. THANKS
FOR THE JAR.
DON'T FORGET
TO RECYCLE.
BYE-BYE.
SEE YOU LATER.
DRAKESTER, THANKS
FOR MINDING THE KIDS.
I CAN TRUST YOU
TO LOOK OUT
FOR OUR FAMILY'S INTEREST.
HEE HEE HEE!
NOT A WORD, GOS.
NOT ONE WORD.
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
GOSALYN, YOUR CHOICES
FOR THIS EVENING'S
ENTERTAINMENT
WERE SIMPLY DREADFUL.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
A ROCK CONCERT
CAPPED OFF
BY MY WINNING
A COLOSSAL, HUMONGOUS,
BLUEBERRY-SUPREME
JAWBREAKER
AT THE VIDEO ARCADE.
THIS WILL LOOK GREAT
IN MY COLLECTION.
OW!
OOH, OW!
TANK, WE'VE GOT
TO GET HOME.
THIS IS NO TIME
TO PLAY HOPSCOTCH.
OOH! AH!
OW! AH!
GOSALYN, IF YOU'D CHOOSE
BETTER LEISURE-TIME
ACTIVITIES,
I'D ENJOY TAKING YOU
MORE.
DAD, YOU LOST
THE COIN FLIP
WITH MR. MUDDLEFOOT,
REMEMBER?
UH, WELL, YES.
TH-THE POINT IS--
YOU THINK YOU KNOW
WHAT'S BEST.
I DO.
YOU GOT TO START
TRUSTING ME.
I DO?
OOH, IT CAN'T BE.
HEY!
[CRASH]
WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT?
IT LOOKED
LIKE A CUCUMBER.
THAT DIDN'T COME
FROM EARTH.
NO! GOSALYN,
COME BACK.
GIVE AN INCH,
GOS TAKES A MILE.
WOW! THIS IS SO COOL!
ANYBODY FROM ANOTHER PLANET
IN THERE?
DON'T TOUCH THAT.
WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S BEEN?
I THOUGHT YOU
WERE GOING
TO TRUST ME.
UM, WELL,
THIS IS DIFFERENT.
THERE'S NO TELLING
WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH.
BUT I'VE GOT
A BAD FEELING.
AAH!
AAH!
OHH...
SOMETHING TELLS ME
THAT BOW TIE
IS MORE THAN JUST
BAD TASTE.
MAYBE IT'S A COLLAR.
HE MUST BE A PET.
I HOPE ITS OWNER KNOWS
ABOUT UNLEASHED ALIEN LAWS.
ALL RIGHT!
JAWBREAKERS!
GOSALYN,
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE,
GET BACK HERE.
I KNOW
MY ALIENS.
HEE! HEE! HEE! HEE!
WOW! HE'S REALLY NEAT.
[WHIMPERING]
I THINK HE WANTS
HIS COLLAR OFF.
I DON'T KNOW, GOS.
HEY!
Q-QUIT EYEING ME.
BEAT IT!
BEAT IT!
HEY!
WHOA!
GET AWAY!
STOP IT!
YEAH?
HEY, WHO DID THAT?
[RATTLING]
HUH, NO CLASP.
NO BUCKLE.
THIS PUPPY'S
TIED TIGHT.
EXCUSE ME.
WE HAVE TO KEEP HIM
TILL HIS OWNER
SHOWS UP.
HOME AT LAST.
THAT COLLAR'S
PRACTICALLY HISTORY.
HOO HOO HOO!
LAUNCHPAD'S NOT GOING
TO BELIEVE THIS ONE.
ANYTHING WRONG?
OHH.
EXCUSE ME, LAUNCHPAD,
ALIEN COMING THROUGH.
ALIEN?
NOW TO GET
THAT COLLAR OFF.
IF I CAN FIND
THE PROPER INSTRUMENTS.
AAH!
AHA! THIS OUGHT
TO DO THE TRICK.
HOLD STILL. IT
WON'T HURT A BIT.
AAH!
THEN I RAN
FROM THE PET SHOP
INTO THE BOWLING ALLEY.
L.P., IS THIS
A LONG STORY?
AAH!
AH, THIS IS MORE
LIKE IT.
OH HO HO!
GOSALYN...
DON'T WORRY, DAD.
I'LL HANDLE IT.
THAT'S WHAT WORRIES ME.
HONKER, TELEPHONE
CALL FOR YOU.
I DIDN'T HEAR
IT RING.
I DID. GET MOVING.
AHA!
OH, MR. ALIEN...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
UP HERE?
HEY, NO FAIR.
COME BACK.
WHAT A JAWBREAKER
COLLECTION,
AND IT'S MINE. ALL MINE.
TANK, ARE YOU SURE
THAT CALL WAS
FOR ME?
YOU CALLING ME
A LIAR?
HEY!
UGH!
[GAGGING]
IS THE WIDDLE COLLAR
HURTING YOU?
TANK HEAD!
I'm going to get
you, Gosalyn.
Let me out of here.
WHY WOULD HE WANT
MY HOMEWORK?
LUNCH?
AAH!
ROOF RUPTURED--
JUST WAIT TILL I
GET MY HANDS
ON THAT ALIEN.
UH, THAT SHOULD BE
PRETTY SOON.
AAH!
WHOA! NICE CATCH.
GET OFF ME, YOU
RUBBERY RIFFRAFF.
DAD!
HUH?
THAT DOES IT.
OH!
EXCUSE ME, MR. ALIEN.
C-C-COULD I HAVE
MY B-B-BACKPACK, PLEASE?
OH!
HOMEWORK MUST BE A RARE
DELICACY ON HIS PLANET.
ALL THAT TALK
ABOUT TRUSTING ME
WAS A CROCK.
NO, HONEY, I...
[LOUD RUMBLING]
WHOA!
UH-OH.
THAT'S A MIGHTY
BIG CABBAGE.
WHOA!
OH, THEY'RE PROBABLY
AFTER MY TERM PAPER.
[BANG BANG BANG]
OHH.
GOS, TAKE COVER.
[STATIC]
[SPEAKING
VARIOUS LANGUAGES]
COME AGAIN?
I'VE COME
FOR WACKO.
OH, YEAH? WHAT IS
A WACKO?
WHOA!
THIS IS WACKO.
FAST WORK.
NOW TO GET
THOSE SEISMOSPHERES.
I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I AM THE SQUASHED BUG
ON YOUR FLYING SAUCER
WINDSHIELD.
I AM...
BLOWN AWAY
BY THE ALIEN MENACE.
LEAVE HIM ALONE,
BUCKET HEAD!
YOU TALKING TO ME?
UM, YOU'VE GOT
SOMETHING IN YOUR EYE.
HEY!
WE'VE GOT TO GET
YOU OUT OF HERE.
WACKO AWAY!
UH-OH.
GOSALYN, UP
TO YOUR ROOM.
AW, DAD.
OOH, THAT MAKES
ME MAD.
LAUNCHPAD, LET'S
GET DANGEROUS.
WHERE'S THE ALIEN?
HE'S IN THERE
WITH MY BACKPACK.
[ENGINE STARTS]
COME ON, HONK.
HAD ENOUGH YET,
YOU INVINCIBLE
STEELY SPACE SCOURGE?
YOU'LL LEARN TO
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE
A CAPTAIN
OF THE OUTER SPACE
PATROL.
WHAT?
YOU MEAN, YOU'RE
A COP?
NOT JUST ANY COP.
I'M BIGNASTY.
Ugly, too.
NO. CAPTAIN BIGNASTY.
IT'S MY NAME.
OH.
[ENGINE IGNITES]
MY SHIP!
HE'S GETTING AWAY.
IT'S YOUR FAULT.
'CAUSE YOU CAN'T CATCH
A PET?
PET? WACKO'S
AN ESCAPED CRIMINAL
IN POSSESSION
OF THE MOST
DANGEROUS EXPLOSIVES
IN THE UNIVERSE.
OH, IS THAT ALL?
HEY, D.W., THAT SURE
LOOKS LIKE GOSALYN.
DON'T WORRY, DAD.
I'LL HANDLE IT.
GOSALYN!
WE'RE FUELED
AND READY TO RIP.
I HOPE GOS IS O.K.
SHE'LL BE IN TROUBLE
AFTER I RESCUE HER.
WOW!
SPACE!
IS IT COOL OR WHAT?
LET'S SEE
HOW WACKO'S DOING.
OHH.
YOU POOR THING.
THAT COLLAR'S
GOT TO GO.
MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT WILL HELP.
SOMETHING TELLS ME
THIS WILL DO THE TRICK.
QUICK, HONK, WHAT'S
YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
CADMIUM RED MEDIUM.
THEN RED IT IS.
THERE. THAT DIDN'T LOOK
TOO PAINFUL.
OH, NO!
YOU DID IT.
I'M TOTALLY FREE.
FREE.
WOW! YOU CAN TALK?
COURSE I CAN TALK.
COLLAR KEPT ME QUIET.
♪ AND THAT'S NOT ALL ♪♪
WITH WHAT I GOT
IN HERE,
I CAN..
MY SEISMOSPHERES!
THEY FLEW THE COOP.
MY SEISMOSPHERES!
MY COLOSSAL PLAN!
DECIMATED!
I CAN HELP FIND
YOUR SPHERES.
WHERE DID YOU
LAST SEE THEM?
THAT PLUMP, RUDE,
UGLY DUCKLING HAD THEM.
AHA! THERE'S
YOUR CULPRIT. TANK.
TANK? OF COURSE.
HE HAS MY SPHERES.
WE'LL HAVE TO TURN
THIS SPACE CABBAGE
AROUND.
AW, WHO NEEDS
THIS PUNY LITTLE ONE?
HA HA HA!
OHH.
COME ON.
COME ON!
JUST A GUESS.
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
THEY'RE COMING.
DON'T LET THEM
COLLAR ME AGAIN.
YOU WON'T GO BACK
TO THE KENNEL.
THE KENNEL?
WAIT! YOU BIG--
I'LL GO FIRST.
YOUR BELLY BUTTON'S
FULL OF SPACE LINT.
GOSALYN, I'M HERE
TO RESCUE YOU.
WHAT? WHO NEEDS
RESCUING?
ME.
READY OR NOT, WACKO,
HERE I COME.
ALL RIGHT, GOS,
CUT THE CUTE STUFF.
WHERE'S WACKO?
WHY TELL YOU? YOU
DON'T TRUST ME.
FINE. L.P., WE'LL
HAVE TO FIND HIM
OURSELVES.
I'VE SEARCHED
EVERYWHERE.
WACKO'S NOT HERE.
HIT IT, WACK!
GOSALYN, WHAT
WERE YOU THINKING?
THAT CREATURE'S
A CRAZED CRIMINAL.
YOU'RE CRAZY. WACKO
IS NOT THAT WAY
AT ALL.
AH HA HA HA HA!
OOH HOO HOO HOO!
AAH! WHOA!
BRACE YOURSELVES,
EVERYONE!
THAT DOES IT!
THAT ALIEN HAS GOT
TO BE DESTROYED.
AREN'T YOU BEING
TOO HARSH ON WACKO?
GOSALYN, WACKO
IS THE BAD GUY.
HE IS A HARMLESS
ALIEN MONSTER.
YOU TELL HIM, HONK.
UM, WELL, UH...
WACKO'S A HARMLESS--
HARMLESS?
NO, HE ISN'T.
HONK, YOU'RE MAKING
ME LOOK BAD.
YOU'VE GOT A JAWBREAKER
JUST LIKE MINE,
AND YOU
DIDN'T TELL ME?
HEY!
IT'S AN EXPLOSIVE
SEISMOSPHERE.
I THOUGHT IT WAS
TANK'S JAWBREAKER.
TANK'S GOT
THOSE SPHERES?
IT'S EVEN
MORE DANGEROUS
IN TANK'S HANDS.
THIS MIGHT JUMP START
THE ENGINE.
WHOEVER TRIES IT WILL
PROBABLY BE FRIED.
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK
FOR DARKWING DUCK.
WAKE UP, LITTLE QUACKER.
AAH!
OH, THIS WON'T
BE TOUGH.
HE'S WASTING TIME.
IF WE DON'T HAVE
ENGINE THRUST,
WE'LL LOSE...
CONTROL!
WHOA!
YEAH!
GOOD THING
I'M NOT LIKELY TO...PANIC!
MY TRUSTY DARKWING
JUMBO-SIZED PEA SHOOTER.
NEVER LEAVE HOME
WITHOUT IT.
THE ENGINE!
YAHOO!
HEY, HE DID IT!
ARE WE PANCAKES YET?
WAIT. WHERE'S DAD?
AAH!
LISTEN, TANK,
WHATEVER WACKO WANTS,
WACKO GETS.
Closet!
Closet!
IN THE CLOSET, HUH?
MY SPHERES!
AT LAST!
I CAN LAY THE UNIVERSE
TO WASTE.
GIVE IT UP, WACKO!
YOUR WHIMSIES
ARE ALL WRUNG OUT.
WACKO, YOU ARE THROUGH.
GET BACK, JACK,
OR GET BLASTED.
HE'S HEADED
FOR THE UFO.
MOVE, OR TASTE THE WRATH
OF MY SPHERES.
YECCHH! I DON'T
EAT WRATH.
SNEAKING UP ON ME?
YOU CAN'T EVEN STOP
AN ALIEN
FROM DESTROYING
THE UNIVERSE.
WHAT?
OH, IT'S YOU AND YOUR
IRRITATING BOYFRIEND.
WHAT?
BY THE WAY, THANKS
FOR ALL THE HELP.
ALL YOURS, DAD.
SAY UNCLE.
AAH!
CLOSE ENOUGH.
AND DARKWING DUCK
SAVES THE UNIVERSE.
AHEM.
WITH CAPTAIN
BIGNASTY'S ASSISTANCE.
SO LONG. THANKS
FOR THE JAR.
DON'T FORGET
TO RECYCLE.
BYE-BYE.
SEE YOU LATER.
DRAKESTER, THANKS
FOR MINDING THE KIDS.
I CAN TRUST YOU
TO LOOK OUT
FOR OUR FAMILY'S INTEREST.
HEE HEE HEE!
NOT A WORD, GOS.
NOT ONE WORD.