Daria (1997–2001): Season 3, Episode 1 - Daria! - full transcript

- ♪ LA, LA, LA-LA, LA ♪

♪ LA, LA, LA-LA, LA ♪

♪ LA, LA, LA-LA, LA ♪

♪ LA, LA, LA-LA, LA ♪

♪ OH ♪

- THEY BROKE INTO HER BEDROOM.

SHE BURST INTO SONG.

THE INAPPROPRIATE ALTO,
TONIGHT ON SICK, SAD WORLD.

- ♪ I GOT A BIG WHEEL
ROLLING IN MY HEART ♪

- ♪ I REALLY DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN ♪

- ♪ IT MEANS A LAWNDALE
MORNING'S GONNA START ♪

- ♪ PUT ON YOUR PANTS ♪

♪ WE'RE SEEING MORE
THAN SHOULD BE SEEN ♪

all: ♪ I'LL SAY ♪

- ♪ TODAY I'LL BE THE PERFECT
WORKING WIFE AND MOTHER ♪

- ♪ TODAY I'LL SHOW MY CLIENTS
THAT THIS MAN IS STRONG ♪

- ♪ BUT, OH, TODAY'S BOOKED UP
LIKE EVERY OTHER ♪

- ♪ I'LL PROBABLY TELL
MY CLIENTS ♪

♪ THAT THEY'RE RIGHT
AND I AM WRONG ♪

both:
♪ BUT STILL IT'S MORNING ♪

♪ IN THE BURBS ♪

- ♪ IT'S SUCH A GREAT DAY,
I WISH I COULD BUY IT ♪

♪ IT LOOK SO GOOD,
IT MAKES MY EYEBALLS HURT ♪

♪ DOES THIS GO WITH THIS TOP? ♪

♪ SHOULD I TRY IT? ♪

- ♪ OH, PUT ON ANY SKIRT
OR SHIRT ♪

♪ YOU'D EVEN LOOK GOOD
WEARING DIRT ♪

- ♪ THANKS ♪

♪ ON THIS MORNING ♪

♪ IN THE BURBS ♪

- ♪ OH ME, OH MY,
A LOVELY DAY IS DAWNING ♪

♪ OH, WHAT A JOY
I DIDN'T WAKE UP DEAD ♪

♪ SO I CAN GO TO SCHOOL
AND THEN RESUME MY YAWNING ♪

♪ AND GET MY SLEEP IN CLASS
INSTEAD OF IN MY BED ♪

- ♪ MORNING, HELEN ♪

- ♪ MORNING, JAKE ♪

- ♪ HAIR ALL RIGHT? ♪

- ♪ LOOKS KIND OF FAKE ♪

- ♪ GREAT, AND NOW
MY LEAVE I'LL TAKE ♪

♪ IT'S OFF TO WORK I GO ♪

- BYE.
- BYE.

- ♪ WHAT'S THE WEATHER
LIKE TODAY? ♪

- ♪ MAY BE A HURRICANE
ON THE WAY ♪

- ♪ BUT IT'S SUCH
A LOVELY DAY ♪

- ♪ WHAT DOES SCIENCE KNOW? ♪

- ♪ OH, THAT'S GREAT ♪

♪ THE TOAST IS COLD ♪

♪ WHAT TALES OF NOTHING
WILL UNFOLD? ♪

♪ HERE ON THIS SAME OLD ♪

- ♪ THIS SAME OLD ♪

all:
♪ MORNING IN THE BURBS ♪

- OH, MY GOSH.
LOOK AT THE JELL-O.

- IT'S JIGGLING.

WORRIED ABOUT THE COMPETITION?

- DON'T YOU SEE?

IT CHANGED
INTO THE SCHOOL COLORS

ON PEP RALLY DAY.

THERE REALLY IS A SCHOOL SPIRIT.

SPOOKY.

- PEP RALLY DAY?

- HMM.

I GUESS WE BETTER MAKE
ALTERNATE PLANS.

- HELLO, MR. ROOF.

- UM, AS CAPTAIN OF THE TEAM,

I WANT TO SAY
THAT THERE ARE SOME THINGS

MORE IMPORTANT THAN WINNING.

- YEAH, LIKE KICKING
SOME DAMN BUTT.

OOH!
ALL RIGHT!

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS,
MY FRIENDS.

- UH, THANK YOU.
- I'M THE QB.

- WHOO!
- YEAH!

- EXCUSE ME.
EVERYBODY, SIMMER DOWN.

CALM DOWN.
CALM DOWN.

THAT LITTLE HURRICANE ADVISORY
HAS BEEN UPGRADED

TO A HURRICANE WARNING.

- ARE WE ALL GONNA DIE?

- NOT ON SCHOOL PROPERTY.

YOU'RE ALL TO GO HOME.

- WHAT ABOUT THE BIG GAME?

- ♪ CANCELED ♪

all:
♪ NO ♪

- ♪ YES,
NOW EVERYBODY OUT ♪

♪ EVERYBODY OUT ♪

♪ AN ORDERED QUIET EXIT
IS WHAT EXITING'S ABOUT ♪

- ♪ YOU WILL NOT SCREAM
OR HOWL OR SHOUT ♪

♪ EVERYBODY OUT ♪

♪ EVERYBODY OUT ♪

♪ BUT WHAT IF,
WHAT IF, WHAT IF ♪

♪ THE TOWN BLEW AWAY? ♪

- ♪ WHERE WOULD
THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS PLAY? ♪

WHERE WOULD WE GO
TO SHOP ALL DAY? ♪

Both: ♪ WOULD WE STILL GET
THREE MONTHS OFF WITH PAY? ♪

Both: ♪ IF THE TOWN BLEW AWAY ♪

- ♪ NOWHERE ISN'T ANYWHERE
I WANT TO LIVE ♪

- ♪ NOWHERE MAKES LAWNDALE
LOOK ALL RIGHT ♪

- ♪ NOWHERE IS AN ADDRESS
THAT'S VERY HARD TO GIVE ♪

- ♪ WHEN YOU ASK FOR A RIDE HOME
ON FRIDAY NIGHT ♪

- ♪ I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TOO SAD
THAT YOU DON'T GET TO PLAY ♪

- ♪ I AM, BUT I THINK
THE WEATHER'S FINE ♪

♪ X FILES SAYS THIS IS JUST
THE SNEAKY WAY ♪

♪ THE AUTHORITIES CREATE,
LIKE, A NATURAL DISASTER THING ♪

♪ TO COVER UP THE REAL REASON
THE GAME'S CANCELED ♪

I MEAN, BIG GAME, BIG STORM...
COINCIDENCE?

All: ♪ WELL, WE'RE NOT FALLING
FOR THEIR LINE ♪

- ♪ COME ON, KEVIE,
DON'T BE MAD ♪

♪ I'VE GOT A WAY
TO MAKE YOU GLAD ♪

♪ WE'LL GO UP
TO SOME OTHER PLACE ♪

- HEY, THAT'S COOL, BABE.

♪ LET'S GO SUCK FACE ♪

- ♪ HEY, LOOK AT WHAT
THE NEWSPAPER IS SAYING ♪

- ♪ WHAT? ♪

- ♪ IT SAYS A GREAT BIG STORM
IS ON THE WAY ♪

- ♪ COOL ♪

- ♪ THE ROOF'S NOT REALLY
WHERE WE SHOULD BE STAYING ♪

- ♪ WHY? ♪

- ♪ 'CAUSE THIS BIG-ASS STORM
IS HAPPENING TODAY ♪

- ♪ HEY ♪

♪ WHAT IF THE TOWN BLEW AWAY? ♪

- ♪ MY SISTER WOULD HAVE
NOWHERE TO STAY ♪

- ♪ THE MALL WOULD BE GONE,
AND THAT'S OKAY ♪

both: ♪ DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
AND BEGIN TO PRAY ♪

♪ THAT THE TOWN BLOWS AWAY ♪

- LET'S HEAD DOWN.

I WANT TO LIVE TO SEE
WHAT THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE

AFTER IT'S OBLITERATED.

- YOU KNOW, BEING
A POST-APOCALYPTIC TOWN

IS GONNA BE COOL.

OTHER TOWNS
WILL BE SCARED OF US.

- I AM SURE THEY ALREADY ARE.

OH, LOOK.

A HURRICANE OF PASSION.

- HI.

- I HATE TO INTERRUPT,

BUT THE NEWSPAPER SAYS
THERE'S A BIG STORM COMING.

- YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE

YOUR WHOLESOME SPORTS ACTIVITIES
INDOORS.

- WAIT, THE NEWSPAPER SAID THAT?

AH, MAN, I THOUGHT MS. LI
WAS JUST COVERING UP.

- YEAH, SHE WAS MESSING
WITH OUR MINDS.

- WHY DOESN'T THAT ADD UP
FOR ME?

- LADIES FIRST.

- NO.

GREAT.

NOW WE'RE NOT ONLY GONNA DIE,

"QUARTERBACK AND OTHERS PERISH."

♪ I ALWAYS KNEW THAT I WOULD DIE
IN NOWHERESVILLE ♪

- ♪ BUT I DIDN'T THINK
I'D DIE THERE QUITE SO SOON ♪

- ♪ HEY THIS IS LIKE THAT VIDEO
WHEN SCARY STORMS KILL ♪

- ♪ WILL BEING DEAD
WRECK MY AFTERNOON? ♪

All:
♪ IF THE TOWN BLOWS AWAY ♪

♪ ♪

- UM, HELEN,
I WAS JUST WONDERING,

IF THERE ISN'T ANYTHING MORE
TO DO, YOU KNOW,

I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD GO HOME
AND SAY GOOD-BYE

TO MY LOVED ONES.

- OH, I SUPPOSE I CAN SEND
THIS FAX MYSELF.

- THANK YOU.

- KISS THE KIDS GOOD-BYE FOR ME.

I MEAN, GOOD NIGHT.

DAMN.

- HELEN,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING.

I KNOW I NEVER SAID IT BEFORE,
BUT...

♪ HELEN ♪

♪ OH, OH, HELEN ♪

♪ YOU'RE SO SWELL AND... ♪

AH, DAMN.
I'LL EMAIL YOU.

- DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

I'VE JUST GOT A BIT OF THIS
AND THAT TO WRAP UP,

AND THEN I'LL BE...

WHERE'S MY APPOINTMENT BOOK?

- THIS ONE DOESN'T MAKE
SO MUCH NOISE.

- BUT, QUINN, AREN'T YOU AFRAID
THAT YOU LOOK LIKE A HEFTY BAG?

NOT THAT YOU DO.

- UH-UH.
- NO WAY.

- SORRY, LADIES,
THE STORE IS CLOSING.

THE HURRICANE.

- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE

WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME
TO WALK.

RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE
IS SO GEEKY.

- OH, NO.
WIND HAIR.

- COME ON, QUINN.

WE'LL COME BACK TOMORROW
AND FIND A COLOR

THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU
LOOK SO SICK.

- WE'LL FIND A BETTER COLOR
TOMORROW?

DON'T THEY KNOW
I CAN'T LEAVE YET?

♪ WHY DON'T THEY KNOW? ♪

♪ IT'S EASY TO SEE ♪

♪ THAT I CAN'T GO
TILL I'M DRESSED PERFECTLY ♪

- ♪ WHY DON'T THEY GUESS? ♪

♪ IT'S MORE THAN A QUIRK ♪

♪ I'VE GOT TO CONFESS ♪

♪ I'M ADDICTED TO WORK ♪

- ♪ A SHRINK WOULD HAVE
A FIELD DAY WITH MY HEAD ♪

- ♪ IF HE LISTENED
TO THE SENTENCE I JUST SAID ♪

both: ♪ OBSESSIVE KIDS AND MOMS
JUST MIGHT BE TICKING BOMBS ♪

both: ♪ SO I'LL KEEP IT
TO MYSELF INSTEAD ♪

- ♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER REALLY
WHAT I DO OR WEAR ♪

- ♪ I COULD DO A HALF-ASSED JOB
AND NOBODY WOULD CARE ♪

♪ BUT WOWING
COLLEAGUES AND FRIENDS ♪

♪ IS THE GREATEST
OF LIFE'S ENDS ♪

both: ♪ SO WHEN LIFE ENDS,
AT LEAST IT ENDS ♪

♪ WITH STYLE AND FLAIR ♪

- ♪ COMING IN SECOND
WOULDN'T BE THE WORST ♪

- ♪ AS LONG AS NO ONE ELSE
WAS FIRST ♪

- ♪ OH, DON'T THEY KNOW? ♪

- ♪ TELL THEM IT'S SO ♪

both: ♪ DON'T THEY KNOW
I CAN'T LEAVE YET? ♪

- OKAY, MOM.
I'M COMING HOME.

I'LL BE THE ONE
IN THE HEFTY BAG.

- HELLO.

YOU'VE REACHED
THE MORGENDORFFER RESIDENCE.

NO ONE'S HOME RIGHT NOW.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN
NO ONE'S HOME RIGHT NOW?

DARIA! QUINN!

PLEASE GET HOME
AND ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE!

♪ I'VE GOT A FOOT ON THE GAS
AND A HAMMER IN MY HEAD ♪

♪ THINKING 'BOUT MY GIRLS ♪

♪ AND THE WAYS
THEY MIGHT BE DEAD ♪

♪ THEY SHOULD BE SAFE AT HOME
AND WARMING BY THE FIRE ♪

♪ INSTEAD OF WARMING UP
TO SING IN THAT HEAVENLY CHOIR ♪

♪ GOD, GOD DAMN IT ♪

- LEARN TO DRIVE, JERK!

- ♪ GOD, GOD DAMN IT ♪

- GLAD YOU GOT YOUR HORN
TO WORK ♪

- ♪ GOD, GOD DAMN IT ♪

- STAY IN YOUR LANE!

- ♪ THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING
AND I'M GOING INSANE ♪

- ♪ QUITE SWEARING
LIKE A DRUNKARD ♪

♪ AND GET RIGHT WITH THE LORD ♪

- ♪ WE'RE A VERY MORAL FAMILY
WITH A BABY ON BOARD ♪

- ♪ AND I SAY GOD, GOD DAMN IT ♪

both: ♪ OH ME, OH MY ♪

- ♪ GOD, GOD DAMN IT ♪

both: ♪ WE HOPE THAT YOU DIE ♪

- ♪ AAH, DAMN, DAMN IT ♪

- ♪ YOU TELL 'EM, JACK ♪

- ♪ I THINK I SEE MY TURNOFF,
SO YOU BETTER GET BACK ♪

- ♪ GOD, GOD DAMN IT ♪

- NOW, LET'S SEE.

WE'VE GOT THE WINDOWS TAPED UP,
EMERGENCY PROVISIONS,

SPARE BATTERIES.

OH, I WISH I KNEW THAT
YOUR FATHER AND DARIA WERE SAFE.

QUINN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- MAKING COCOA.

- WHY?

- I SAW THIS TV MOVIE

ABOUT THIS REALLY CUTE FAMILY
OF TEENS

WHO GOT STRANDED
DURING A HURRICANE.

WHEN THEY GOT NERVOUS,
THEY DRANK COCOA.

- NOW, SWEETIE,
THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

LOOTERS!

- HELEN, QUINN.
DARIA?

- OH, NO, I WAS HOPING
SHE WAS WITH YOU.

- YOU MEAN SHE'S OUT THERE
IN THAT MAELSTROM?

OH, GOD, NO!

- IT'S NOT ACTUALLY RAINING YET,
JAKE.

- SHE'S PROBABLY
AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE.

- YES, YES.
THAT'S WHERE SHE IS.

HELLO.
HELLO!

- QUINN, POUR YOUR FATHER
SOME OF THAT COCOA.

- HELLO.

NO, DARIA'S NOT HERE.

YOU WANT THE MORGENDORFFERS.

GOD... GUGHHH.

I AM THE MORGENDORFFERS!

- GIVE ME THAT.

- HELLO?
TRENT?

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE GIRLS?

ARE YOUR PARENTS THERE?

ARE THEY IN TOWN AT ALL?

HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING
TO PREPARE FOR THIS HURRICANE?

YES, HURRICANE.

TRENT, I WANT YOU TO COME OVER
AND WAIT FOR THE GIRLS HERE.

YOU'LL BE SAFER.

THEN PUT SOME ON.

AND GET OVER HERE NOW,
YOUNG MAN.

DOESN'T ANYBODY IN THIS TOWN
WEAR PANTS ANYMORE?

IT'S LIKE THIS:

IF WE DON'T GO
INTO THAT WATER TANK SHACK

WE'LL BLOW OFF THE ROOF AND DIE.

- BUT IT LOOKS SO...

- I BELIEVE "ICKY" 'S THE WORD
YOU'RE GROPING FOR.

UM, BRITTANY, WOULD YOU MIND
POINTING THOSE THINGS

IN ANOTHER DIRECTION?

- SORRY.

MM.

- MY PARENTS ARE PROBABLY
STARTING TO WORRY.

- I KNOW MINE WOULD BE
IF THEY WERE IN TOWN.

- WHAT ABOUT TRENT?

I'LL BET HE'S UPSET.

- I'LL BET HE'S SNORING.

♪ OUR FAMILIES AND FRIENDS ♪

- ♪ BUSY SAVING
THEIR REAR ENDS ♪

- ♪ MAY HAVE OVERLOOKED
AN ABSENT TEEN OR TWO ♪

- ♪ BUT BY NOW
THEY'RE CATCHING ON ♪

♪ THAT TWO WELL-LIKED KIDS
ARE GONE ♪

- ♪ AND I'LL BET THAT SOMEONE'S
EVEN MISSING YOU ♪

both: ♪ SO WHILE THE WIND
DOES BLOW ♪

♪ ON OUR LOVED ONES DOWN BELOW ♪

♪ WE WISH THAT WE COULD
TELL THEM WE'RE OKAY ♪

- ♪ AND I'D SAY
I'M ON THE ROOF ♪

♪ WITH A BIMBO AND A GOOF ♪

♪ BUT I'M DUE TO COME BACK DOWN
MOST ANY DAY ♪

- ♪ THEY MUST BE WORRIED ♪

- ♪ THEY'RE PROBABLY
DISTRESSED ♪

- ♪ THEY MUST BE WORRIED ♪

- ♪ IT'S CAUSING THEM UNREST ♪

all: ♪ THEY MUST BE WORRIED ♪

- ♪ IT'S REALLY HARD TO GUESS
EXACTLY WHAT QUINN'S THINKING ♪

♪ THOUGH MY INSTINCT SAYS
IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT HER SHOES ♪

♪ MOM AND DAD, THOUGH,
I DON'T THINK ♪

♪ ARE EXACTLY TICKLED PINK
THAT I'VE VANISHED ♪

♪ AND THAT I'VE LEFT NO CLUES ♪

♪ THEY MUST BE WORRIED ♪

♪ I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED ♪

- ♪ THEY MUST BE WORRIED ♪

♪ GETTING MISTY IN THE EYES ♪

- ♪ THEY MUST BE ♪

all: ♪ WORRIED ♪

♪ ♪

- GAAH!
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

- WHOA.
NO MORE COCOA FOR YOU, MAN.

- IT'S NOT THE COCOA.

THE COCOA'S FINE.
- THANKS.

- IT'S THE SITTING
AND DOING NOTHING.

MY LITTLE GIRL'S LOST
IN THE MIDDLE OF A HURRICANE.

I SHOULD BE OUT THERE
LOOKING FOR HER.

- JAKE, I AM SURE DARIA HAD
THE GOOD SENSE TO FIND SHELTER.

THERE'S NO POINT IN PUTTING
YOURSELF IN DANGER

ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT
WITH A SUPERMAN COMPLEX.

- DAMN IT, HELEN!

THIS IS NO TIME
FOR YOUR GIRLY CRAP!

- WHAT?

- THAT TOUCHY-FEELY GARBAGE.

WHO DO YOU WANT IN AN EMERGENCY,

SUPERMAN,
OR YOUR DAMN INNER CHILD?

I'M ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT?

NO-HO-HO-HO.

I'M ACTING LIKE A MAN!

♪ IT USED TO BE ENOUGH TO BE
STRONG AND GOOD AND TOUGH ♪

♪ AND GO TRY
WHATEVER HASN'T BEEN TRIED ♪

♪ BUT NOW I'M A JERK
WITH A BRAIN THAT DOESN'T WORK ♪

♪ IF I DON'T CONSULT
MY FEMININE SIDE ♪

♪ OF WHAT IT IS TO BE MANLY ♪
- ♪ MANLY ♪

- ♪ MAYBE WE SHOULD STAY HERE
AND HUG ♪

♪ WOULD THAT BE MORE MANLY? ♪
- ♪ MANLY ♪

- ♪ OH, KILL ME NOW,
I THINK I SQUASHED A BUG ♪

- TRENT, CAN'T YOU TALK
SOME SENSE INTO HIM?

- HE SOUNDS
SENSIBLE ENOUGH TO ME.

♪ I CAN SHOW THAT I CARE ♪

♪ I CAN CRY, I CAN SHARE ♪

♪ GOT MY BRAIN
IN A SENSITIVE WHIRL ♪

♪ BUT PLEASE TELL ME WHY
BEING SUCH A MODERN GUY ♪

♪ MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
A BEARDED GIRL ♪

♪ I GUESS THAT'S NOW MANLY ♪
- ♪ MANLY ♪

- ♪ I DO NOTHING,
BUT, HEY, I FEEL ♪

♪ I FEEL MIGHTY MANLY ♪
- ♪ MANLY ♪

- ♪ I'M SO EXCITED ♪

♪ I JUST MIGHT SCREAM ♪

- COME HERE, BIG GUY.

- YOU GOT IT, BOSS.

- ♪ I'M PROUD TO BE THE HOME
OF A "Y" CHROMOSOME ♪

- I'M PROUD THIS HAIR IS GROWING
ON MY CHIN ♪

- ♪ LET'S GET THE HELL
OUT THERE ♪

- ♪ FIND THOSE GIRLS
FOR WHO WE CARE ♪

♪ WE WON'T BE BACK
TILL WE CAN BRING 'EM IN ♪

both: ♪ WE'RE GONNA BE MANLY ♪
- ♪ MANLY ♪

- ♪ HANG ON,
HELP IS ON THE WAY ♪

both: ♪ IT'S TIME TO BE MANLY ♪
- ♪ MANLY ♪

HONEY, IS THAT OKAY?

♪ ♪

all: ♪ MANLY ♪

- COME ON, TRENT.

YOUR DAUGHTER AND MY SISTER
ARE OUT THERE.

- THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.

- AND WE'VE GOTTA FIND 'EM.

IT'S OUR DUTY, DAMN IT!

- DAMN IT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

- DAMN IT, LET'S GO.

- JAKEY, BE CAREFUL.
- YEAH, DAD.

- GOTTA SAVE THOSE GIRLS,
DAMN IT!

- DAMN IT, LET'S DO IT.

DAMN IT!

- UM, DON'T LOOK NOW,

BUT OUR LITTLE LOVE NEST
IS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE.

- OH, NO.
WHAT DO WE DO?

- I GUESS WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO TAKE OUR CHANCES OUT THERE.

- OKAY, READY?
I'M GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.

- LIKE BEFORE?

- JUST LIKE BEFORE.

- I GIVE UP.
IT'S STUCK.

- YOU GIVE UP?

YOU CAN'T GIVE UP.

- ♪ THE GIRL WITH THE SQUEAK
SAYS IT'S NO TIME TO BE MEEK ♪

♪ TIME TO DO
WHAT YOU MANLY MEN DO ♪

♪ SHE MEANS
BREAK DOWN THE DOOR ♪

♪ GIVE A HOLLER OR A ROAR ♪

♪ MAKE SOME STUPID FOOTBALL
NOISE AND BUST THROUGH ♪

- ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO BE MANLY ♪
- ♪ MANLY ♪

- ♪ MY GREAT AUNT COULD
DO BETTER AND SHE'S DEAD ♪

- ♪ COME ON AND BE MANLY ♪
- ♪ MANLY ♪

- ♪ NOW APPLY YOUR MIGHTY HELMET
OF A HEAD ♪

- ♪ MANLY ♪

- DID HE HURT HIMSELF?

- NOT ANYWHERE
EITHER OF YOU WOULD NOTICE.

- HEY, CHECK IT OUT.

THE STORM'S OVER.

- KEVIE, YOU DID IT.

- AND LOOK, BRITTANY,
HE ALSO MADE A RAINBOW.

- IS THERE ANYTHING
THIS POPULAR BOY CAN'T DO?

All: ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪

♪ WE'RE HAPPY WE'RE STILL HERE ♪

♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪

♪ THE END CAME VERY NEAR ♪

both:
♪ WE DIDN'T DIE WITH BRITTANY ♪

♪ INSTEAD WE GOT TO SIT
AND SEE ♪

- ♪ KEVIN'S HEAD ACT MIGHTILY ♪

- AH, BABE.

All: ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪

all: ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪

WHERE'S QUINN?
- AND DO WE CARE?

All: ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪

- ♪ SHE'S IN A STORE SOMEWHERE ♪

- ♪ HOW DO YOU LIKE
THIS JERSEY TOP? ♪

- ♪ ITS COLORS MAKE
YOUR HIGHLIGHTS POP ♪

- OKAY, WE'RE DRESSED,
NOW WE CAN SHOP ♪

all: ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪

both: ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪

♪ AND LAWNDALE'S
STILL THE SAME ♪

♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪

♪ NOW LIFE IS ONCE MORE TAME ♪

- ♪ THOUGH IF THE TOWN
WERE GONE TODAY ♪

- ♪ AND ALL THE PEOPLE
BLOWN AWAY ♪

both:
♪ WE'D BE IN THE MAJORITY ♪

♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪

♪ I THINK YOU HURT YOUR CAR ♪

- ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪

♪ NOW WILL YOU GO REAL FAR
AWAY FROM ME? ♪

♪ BECAUSE, YOU SEE,
I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A TREE ♪

♪ NOW I'M AS MAD AS MAD CAN BE ♪

- ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪

- YOU OKAY?

- I'M OKAY.
YOU OKAY?

- A-OKAY.

Both: ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪

♪ THE AIRBAG SAVED OUR LIFE ♪

♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪

♪ EXPLAIN THIS TO THE WIFE ♪

♪ NOW WILL YOU PLEASE
GET OUT AND SEE ♪

- ♪ THE DAMAGE DONE
BY THIS HERE TREE? ♪

- ♪ THIS SIGHT'S
A BIT TOO MUCH FOR ME ♪

both: ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪

- JANIE.

OH, MAN, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

- TRENT.
YOU WERE WORRIED.

- AND YOU'RE OKAY, TOO, DARIA.

COOL.

- HMM.
I'M FINE.

- DARIA, YOU'RE SAFE!

- DAD, YOU CRASHED THE CAR.

- ♪ I DON'T CARE A THING
ABOUT MY SMASHED-UP LEXUS ♪

♪ YOU'RE REALLY WHAT
MY CARING'S ALL ABOUT ♪

- ♪ THAT MUST BE WHY
YOU'VE CRUSHED MY SOLAR PLEXUS ♪

- ♪ I'M SORRY, HON ♪

♪ BUT I'M SO HAPPY
I COULD SHOUT ♪

- ♪ SO YOU FOUND
MY SIS AT LAST ♪

- ♪ CRASHED THE CAR ♪

- ♪ AH, THE PAST IS PAST ♪

- ♪ AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T
BREAK YOUR NECK ♪

- ♪ COULD HAVE THOUGH ♪

- ♪ BUT WHAT THE HECK ♪

♪ 'CAUSE TODAY WAS STRANGE
IN EXTREMES ♪

♪ AND THAT'S PUT LIGHTLY ♪

♪ AND YET IT STARTED OUT SO DULL
AND PRETTY DUMB ♪

♪ AND SO THIS FEELING I FEEL
I DON'T FEEL SLIGHTLY ♪

♪ IT'S THE HOPE
THAT TOMORROW WILL COME ♪

♪ AND ANOTHER WEIRD MORNING ♪

- ♪ YES, A DAWNING ♪

- ♪ AN EXCITING NEW DAY
ABORNING ♪

all: ♪ NO NEED FOR
A SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING ♪

♪ MORNING, MORNING ♪

♪ IT'S MORNING, MORNING ♪

♪ MORNING IN THE BURBS ♪

- ♪ IT USED TO BE ENOUGH TO BE
STRONG AND GOOD AND TOUGH ♪

♪ AND GO TRY
WHATEVER HASN'T BEEN TRIED ♪

♪ BUT NOW I'M A JERK
WITH A BRAIN THAT DOESN'T WORK ♪

♪ IF I DON'T FIRST CONSULT
MY FEMININE SIDE ♪

♪ OF WHAT IT IS TO BE MANLY ♪

♪ MAYBE WE SHOULD STAY HERE
AND HUG ♪

♪ WOULD THAT BE MORE MANLY? ♪

♪ OH, KILL ME NOW,
I THINK I SQUASHED A BUG ♪

♪ TRENT, CAN'T YOU TALK
SOME SENSE INTO HIM? ♪

HE SOUNDS
SENSIBLE ENOUGH TO ME.

♪ WE'RE GONNA BE MANLY ♪

♪ HANG ON,
HELP IS ON THE WAY ♪

♪ IT'S TIME TO BE MANLY ♪

♪ HONEY, IS THAT OKAY? ♪

♪ MANLY ♪