Danger Mouse (2015–…): Season 2, Episode 48 - Lost in Exaggeration - full transcript
The public is losing interest in the Danger Agency, so Colonel K hires Quark to handle public relations.
♪ He's the greatest ♪
♪ He's fantastic ♪
♪ Wherever there is danger,
he'll be there ♪
♪ He's the ace ♪
♪ He's amazing ♪
♪ He's the strongest,
he's the quickest, he's the best ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
*DANGER MOUSE (2015)*
Season 02 Episode 48
Sync corrections by srjanapala
*DANGER MOUSE (2015)*
Title : "Lost in Exaggerationf"
London
and this is amazing.
No, not a tap dancing
frog's head flyer.
No, not Danger Mouse.
But this spam chops video
I've watched 326 times
of a hippo on a trampoline.
I've got a problem.
No time for spam chops,
who'd like a plate of excitement
served up with a
side order of danger?
Saw this in a film once.
Was it the Breakfast
Strikes Back?
My dancing days are
not over, Danger Mouse.
Si Baroni
it's a ballet class tonight,
and you've been practicing
your plié all week.
Shut up you fool.
And don't forget
my little tiara.
Job done.
You're welcome adoring fans.
Autographed headshot anyone?
Oh not you too.
Chief, I recognize this video.
It's one of Quark's.
That interstellar villain,
if he's around
it can only mean one thing.
The agency's in big trouble.
What is it, Colonel?
Time traveling gangster
dinosaurs from the Mesozoic era
with laser eyes and
invisibility pants?
Would that it
was so simple, DM.
The public has lost
interest in the agency.
Isn't that a good thing
seeing as we're supposed
to be secret?
We are a known unknown if
people don't care we're known
then who knows
what they would know?
It's unknowable and
possibly disastrous.
Who knows?
I certainly don't.
The mastermind behind
all the latest hooky vids,
is here to help.
He deals with PR.
- Pony racing?
- No.
- Plumbing repair.
- Uh-uh.
- Puppy wrangling.
- Silent W.
- Pickle relish.
- Makes no sense.
It's something called
public relations.
Are you desperate
for attention?
I'll make you 267%
more interesting.
Online deal only,
no refund.
Everyone used
to hate my laugh.
Now thanks to Quark
they can't get enough.
Sign up today, get a free hat.
Hats may cause allergic
reaction of permanent balding.
Give him whatever he
wants and that's an order.
Gosh that itches.
Chillax mouse, I've gone
a million percent legit,
meet my exaggerator.
- This...
- Stolen.
Baby'll turn even
those boring snooze fests
you call adventures
into the coolest vids ever made
in the history of the universe.
For 15 second intervals.
Check it.
No, no Danger Mouse.
You're too cool for me.
No!
That's not what happened.
10 billion likes say it is.
There aren't even that
many people on the planet.
The internet says there are,
and the internet
is never wrong.
Here's the contract.
Fine print blah 100%
of your publicity earnings
go directly to me blah.
Sign it, chump.
Danger Mouse is the most
upstanding person I know.
He'd never make up stuff
for a bit of attention.
Isn't that right, chief?
Absolutely, Penfold.
Hey watch it buddy.
It's not lies Penfold.
It's a different way of
looking at the truth.
Some people are so
thoughtless.
So how do we start making me
look more amazing than usual?
With a little exaggeration.
And the Nobel Prize
for rescuing the Earth's
environment from waste,
Danger Mouse.
I'd like to thank
my natural charisma,
epic skills,
and razor sharp dress sense.
- Ahem.
- And my sidekick, Penfold.
No!
I thanked you.
What else do you want me to say?
How about it's all fake?
Is this fake?
Is this fake?
Leave it to me Penfold.
Is this fake?
Well that definitely is,
but everything else
I just don't know anymore.
Therefore,
it's all true move on.
No one can stop us this time.
Hee-hee.
Hooray!
Get your DM merchandise here.
We got, shirts, baby
onesies, toilet paper,
branded toe nail clippers.
Everything is for sale.
Not on sale,
price is still high.
Put me down!
I'm not for sale.
I'm not for sale.
Back at numéro uno.
And I got another hat.
Oh but it doesn't
matter that I've been sold
as merchandise?
And look at the
rest of the world.
Everyone is following
your made up example.
Fighting in a ballet style
and collecting litter.
London has never
looked cleaner.
Quarkster.
Sure.
Cool.
Leaving now.
Quark needs me
at his office ASAP.
I'm coming with you
to give that trumped alien
a piece of my mind.
Great idea, Penfold.
You can drive.
My chauffeur is on a break.
Good thing I keep this handy.
Listen here Mr. Alien businessman,
I'm not happy one bit.
Hey there he is,
my number one guy.
Listen people are fickle.
We lost a billion likes
in the past five seconds.
So we're kicking
things up a gear.
You're gonna become the
world's number one villain.
But I'm not a villain.
Nothing is cooler
at the moment than
a super cool villain so.
Ha ha.
People won't believe this,
my triceps are way
bigger than that.
Nevermind the truth.
Making up stuff will get
you anything you want.
Be a villain.
It's more honest.
I may have made an ever
so slight error in letting
Quark play with
the truth, Penfold.
Would you ever
consider forgiving me?
Chief, I am your best friend.
I know buried beneath your
oversized ego and inability
to cope without attention
you are the greatest hero
in the world.
So...
Citizens,
none of this is true.
My triceps are much bigger.
Oh carrots.
You're surrounded.
Give yourself up.
Never.
Regardless of all the things
you've seen and heard,
I'm completely innocent.
Quick hide.
With the
world teetering on the edge
of total war, our heroes
are now terrible villains?
Well in that case,
they're over here.
We got 99% of
the world's wealth.
A big finale should get
us the last one percent.
- Let's blow this planet.
- Good plan.
Hey earthlings,
Danger Mouse has set a giant bomb
that will destroy your planet.
Anyone with any money
left can get passage off
this dirtball on Quark Air
high fares made awful.
Bring your own sick bag.
This fakery just got real.
So Quark's made me a villain.
That leaves us with
only one choice.
I'm ready to rebel.
Take my money.
Take my pet.
Take my sidekick.
Please take my sidekick.
Let me on board.
Uh oh, Baroni the mouse
come and he look angry.
Oh! Ladies and gentlemen
prepare for a very fast
and jerky lift off.
In the face, in the face.
I'm not gonna hit you,
I'm just gonna take this.
- Oh.
- Start typing Penfold.
Type what, chief?
The truth with a few tweaks.
Meh, it could have been worse.
You were saying dumb-dumb.
- Ow!
- Rats.
So Quark
become victim of his own bomb
and our hero stopped being
an undercover villain,
and returned to
being the epic agent
you all know and
love, Danger Mouse.
And who cares?
It's raining money.
Yahoo!
Anyone got a bucket?
I'm rich, I'm rich.
♪ He's the greatest ♪
♪ He's fantastic ♪
♪ Wherever there's
danger he'll be there ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
Sync corrections by srjanapala
♪ He's fantastic ♪
♪ Wherever there is danger,
he'll be there ♪
♪ He's the ace ♪
♪ He's amazing ♪
♪ He's the strongest,
he's the quickest, he's the best ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
*DANGER MOUSE (2015)*
Season 02 Episode 48
Sync corrections by srjanapala
*DANGER MOUSE (2015)*
Title : "Lost in Exaggerationf"
London
and this is amazing.
No, not a tap dancing
frog's head flyer.
No, not Danger Mouse.
But this spam chops video
I've watched 326 times
of a hippo on a trampoline.
I've got a problem.
No time for spam chops,
who'd like a plate of excitement
served up with a
side order of danger?
Saw this in a film once.
Was it the Breakfast
Strikes Back?
My dancing days are
not over, Danger Mouse.
Si Baroni
it's a ballet class tonight,
and you've been practicing
your plié all week.
Shut up you fool.
And don't forget
my little tiara.
Job done.
You're welcome adoring fans.
Autographed headshot anyone?
Oh not you too.
Chief, I recognize this video.
It's one of Quark's.
That interstellar villain,
if he's around
it can only mean one thing.
The agency's in big trouble.
What is it, Colonel?
Time traveling gangster
dinosaurs from the Mesozoic era
with laser eyes and
invisibility pants?
Would that it
was so simple, DM.
The public has lost
interest in the agency.
Isn't that a good thing
seeing as we're supposed
to be secret?
We are a known unknown if
people don't care we're known
then who knows
what they would know?
It's unknowable and
possibly disastrous.
Who knows?
I certainly don't.
The mastermind behind
all the latest hooky vids,
is here to help.
He deals with PR.
- Pony racing?
- No.
- Plumbing repair.
- Uh-uh.
- Puppy wrangling.
- Silent W.
- Pickle relish.
- Makes no sense.
It's something called
public relations.
Are you desperate
for attention?
I'll make you 267%
more interesting.
Online deal only,
no refund.
Everyone used
to hate my laugh.
Now thanks to Quark
they can't get enough.
Sign up today, get a free hat.
Hats may cause allergic
reaction of permanent balding.
Give him whatever he
wants and that's an order.
Gosh that itches.
Chillax mouse, I've gone
a million percent legit,
meet my exaggerator.
- This...
- Stolen.
Baby'll turn even
those boring snooze fests
you call adventures
into the coolest vids ever made
in the history of the universe.
For 15 second intervals.
Check it.
No, no Danger Mouse.
You're too cool for me.
No!
That's not what happened.
10 billion likes say it is.
There aren't even that
many people on the planet.
The internet says there are,
and the internet
is never wrong.
Here's the contract.
Fine print blah 100%
of your publicity earnings
go directly to me blah.
Sign it, chump.
Danger Mouse is the most
upstanding person I know.
He'd never make up stuff
for a bit of attention.
Isn't that right, chief?
Absolutely, Penfold.
Hey watch it buddy.
It's not lies Penfold.
It's a different way of
looking at the truth.
Some people are so
thoughtless.
So how do we start making me
look more amazing than usual?
With a little exaggeration.
And the Nobel Prize
for rescuing the Earth's
environment from waste,
Danger Mouse.
I'd like to thank
my natural charisma,
epic skills,
and razor sharp dress sense.
- Ahem.
- And my sidekick, Penfold.
No!
I thanked you.
What else do you want me to say?
How about it's all fake?
Is this fake?
Is this fake?
Leave it to me Penfold.
Is this fake?
Well that definitely is,
but everything else
I just don't know anymore.
Therefore,
it's all true move on.
No one can stop us this time.
Hee-hee.
Hooray!
Get your DM merchandise here.
We got, shirts, baby
onesies, toilet paper,
branded toe nail clippers.
Everything is for sale.
Not on sale,
price is still high.
Put me down!
I'm not for sale.
I'm not for sale.
Back at numéro uno.
And I got another hat.
Oh but it doesn't
matter that I've been sold
as merchandise?
And look at the
rest of the world.
Everyone is following
your made up example.
Fighting in a ballet style
and collecting litter.
London has never
looked cleaner.
Quarkster.
Sure.
Cool.
Leaving now.
Quark needs me
at his office ASAP.
I'm coming with you
to give that trumped alien
a piece of my mind.
Great idea, Penfold.
You can drive.
My chauffeur is on a break.
Good thing I keep this handy.
Listen here Mr. Alien businessman,
I'm not happy one bit.
Hey there he is,
my number one guy.
Listen people are fickle.
We lost a billion likes
in the past five seconds.
So we're kicking
things up a gear.
You're gonna become the
world's number one villain.
But I'm not a villain.
Nothing is cooler
at the moment than
a super cool villain so.
Ha ha.
People won't believe this,
my triceps are way
bigger than that.
Nevermind the truth.
Making up stuff will get
you anything you want.
Be a villain.
It's more honest.
I may have made an ever
so slight error in letting
Quark play with
the truth, Penfold.
Would you ever
consider forgiving me?
Chief, I am your best friend.
I know buried beneath your
oversized ego and inability
to cope without attention
you are the greatest hero
in the world.
So...
Citizens,
none of this is true.
My triceps are much bigger.
Oh carrots.
You're surrounded.
Give yourself up.
Never.
Regardless of all the things
you've seen and heard,
I'm completely innocent.
Quick hide.
With the
world teetering on the edge
of total war, our heroes
are now terrible villains?
Well in that case,
they're over here.
We got 99% of
the world's wealth.
A big finale should get
us the last one percent.
- Let's blow this planet.
- Good plan.
Hey earthlings,
Danger Mouse has set a giant bomb
that will destroy your planet.
Anyone with any money
left can get passage off
this dirtball on Quark Air
high fares made awful.
Bring your own sick bag.
This fakery just got real.
So Quark's made me a villain.
That leaves us with
only one choice.
I'm ready to rebel.
Take my money.
Take my pet.
Take my sidekick.
Please take my sidekick.
Let me on board.
Uh oh, Baroni the mouse
come and he look angry.
Oh! Ladies and gentlemen
prepare for a very fast
and jerky lift off.
In the face, in the face.
I'm not gonna hit you,
I'm just gonna take this.
- Oh.
- Start typing Penfold.
Type what, chief?
The truth with a few tweaks.
Meh, it could have been worse.
You were saying dumb-dumb.
- Ow!
- Rats.
So Quark
become victim of his own bomb
and our hero stopped being
an undercover villain,
and returned to
being the epic agent
you all know and
love, Danger Mouse.
And who cares?
It's raining money.
Yahoo!
Anyone got a bucket?
I'm rich, I'm rich.
♪ He's the greatest ♪
♪ He's fantastic ♪
♪ Wherever there's
danger he'll be there ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
Sync corrections by srjanapala