Danger Mouse (2015–…): Season 2, Episode 47 - The Supies - full transcript

[upbeat music]

[Penfold screams]

♪ He's the greatest ♪

♪ He's fantastic ♪

♪ Wherever there is danger
he'll be there ♪

♪ He's the ace ♪

♪ He's amazing ♪

♪ He's the strongest,
he's the quickest, he's the best ♪

♪ Danger Mouse ♪

♪ Danger Mouse ♪

♪ Danger Mouse ♪



*DANGER MOUSE (2015)*
Season 02 Episode 47

[bomb booms]
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*DANGER MOUSE (2015)*
Title : "The Supies"

[Narrator] Welcome to
the annual Supie awards!

They're given out to the best
secret agents in the world!

Why can I smell jam?

Sorry, Chief,
I eat when I'm nervous.

I just wanna win so much.

Too right, Pufferfish!

I hope we all win.

Good evening
ladies and gentlespies!

Thanks for asking me,
and me alone.

[camel grunts]

To take the spotlight
tonight as host!



First, the nominees
for Best Hero.

Danger Moth.

Jeopardy Mouse.

And Danger Mouse.

Good luck, Chief!

And the winner is...

Danger Mouse!
[dramatic music]

[crowd cheering]

So, would either of you mind
if I saved us all?

Just do it!

[laser whirs]

[Danger Mouse whooshes]

[Baron screams]
Eat this, darling.

[Penfold screams]

[Penfold thuds]

Look out, we're danger
rich and safety poor!

[dragon roars]
[dramatic music]

DMs, help us!

And the other us!

Yes, help both the us-es.

[dramatic music]

[leg thudding]

[dramatic music]

[Squawkencluck yelps]

[Penfolds scream]

[dramatic music]

- Thank you.
- [audience applauds]

Next, the nominees
for Best Sidekick are,

Penfold!

Robo-Penfold!

And, well that's odd.

Danger Mouse?

The winner is,
huh, Danger Mouse?

[audience gasps]

But you're not a sidekick?

I get one night of the
year when it's about me,

and you, you.

You're right, Penfold.

But we do now have a slight
situation to deal with,

so why don't you be in charge
and I'll be your number two?

Really, chief?

You're chief now, chief.

Well, don't just
stand there gawking, GL,

get in there like
a good sidekick.

Sidekick?

But I'm not [sighs].

What's the point?

He doesn't need me anymore.

[rake whacks]
[Danger Mouse grunts]

[Danger Mouse thuds]
Oh, carrots.

Thank you very much.

[all groaning]

The nominees for Best Invention,

well there's only one!

Professor Squawkencluck!

And the winner is.

Danger Mouse again?
[Squawkencluck gasps]

He wasn't even nominated!

[Squawkencluck groans]
[dramatic music]

And the winner is, Penfold?

- Danger Mouse!
- [crowd cheering]

[dramatic music]

[Danger Mouse laughs]

Hurray!

Chief,

shouldn't we be begging the
professor to come back home?

Begging?

I've never begged for anything,

besides we can invent
our own inventions.

I mean,
how difficult can it be?

[dramatic music]

Eureka!

Behold, Penfold, the
dehydrated cactus plant.

- Not as good as this!
- [heavenly music]

Penfold's patented
deadly toast launcher!

Get a load of this!

[dramatic music]

[toast pops]
[fire whooshes]

[alarm wails]

[Danger Mouse yelps]
Ow!

The nominees
for Best Boss are,

General E. Normus Schwarznut,

Colonel K,

and,
Santa Claus!

The winner is,
oh come on!

This doesn't make sense.

Danger Mouse.

[bottle rattles]
[dramatic music]

- Huh?
- Look out, Danger...

Moth?

I suggest a frontal attack

while you have the
element of surprise.

Yeah, it's a bit
late for that now!

[dramatic music]

Now, if you'd used
your other foot,

you could've taken
them both out.

Yeah, can you
stop interfering?

I am doing my job.

And I'm explaining
how to do it better.

Well maybe you do your
job better by butting out!

[dramatic music]

Wait, we're
forgetting something.

Hmm.

This is so exciting!

I'm finally taking
a ride in the Mark IV.

If you don't count out all
the times we drove you to jail.

Look, I need to stop
King Kong Brunel's latest scheme.

Just sit back and chill.

[Snowman] Chill, yes.

I get it because I am...

Follow my lead.

[dramatic music]

Freeze, Brunel!

[Snowman thuds]

Snowman, what did you do?

You said to freeze Brunel.

I did what you said.

Am I in trouble?

Snowman, I love your gadgets.

Come on,

let's go see everything this
new suit of yours can do.

Best Driving, Danger Mouse.

There's something
coming towards us.

Looks like a marble.

No, more like a ball.

A beach ball.
A giant beach ball.

A massive, huge...

It's a planet, you idiot.

Brakes, brakes,
br-a-a-a-kes!

You know, no one ever
got hurt saying please.

[dramatic music]
Please!

[ship thuds]

[dramatic music]

What are you doing?

What any hero would
do in this situation.

Running away?

Surrendering to the
proper authorities?

Escaping, excitingly.

Hold tight.
[dramatic music]

Hmm, handling a bit funny.

Because you've never actually

driven the Danger Car before.

But could an inexperienced
driver do this?

[dramatic music]

[car rattles]

[water splashes]

Yes.

[light music]

Best Relaxing,
obviously, Danger Mouse.

[Danger Mouses munches]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

And Best Hairdo is...

Danger Mouse.

[dramatic music]

♪ He's the greatest ♪

♪ He's fantastic ♪

♪ Wherever [mumbles]
danger I'll be ♪

Danger is my middle name.

Mullets!

Business in the front,
party in the back.

And now a word
from our sponsor.

[Danger Mouse gasps]

The Supies are brought
to you by Danger Flakes.

The best cereal with
the best spokesman.

Me!

Danger Flakes,
give your colon a treat.

[box whooshes]

[box booms]

[flakes rattle]

Of course.

Danger Mouse is the
spokesman for Danger Flakes

and Danger Flakes is
sponsoring the Supies!

- Hey, gang.
- Why so glum?

We never win anything.

What's the big deal?

Nobody cares about the Supies.

[somber music]

Oh, right, this was your
chance to be recognized

and I stole the show.

Oh, don't worry,
I'll fix everything.

[dramatic music]

The award for Best
Phobia goes to Squawk,

for her paralyzing
fear of clowns.

[clowns laughing]

Clowns! [screams]

[horns honk]

[Squawkencluck gasps]

No, clowns, no!

I give up!

But everyone loves a clown.

Look at these.

[upbeat circus music]

[phone shatters]

She really doesn't like clowns.

The award for Best
Nicknames goes to Colonel K!

[crowd cheering]

Ah, Pinhead!

Panto horse!

Bunthork.

Pan handle?

Primgold!

Pencilhead.

Penface!

Pipsqueak.

Pig pen!

Pickles.

Benfold.

Beanfork?

Primrose?

Pond bowl?

You're welcome, Pencilcrease.

And finally, the trophy for...

I know, Best Scream,
goes to Penfold!

Yay!

[Penfold screaming]

Cats!

[screaming]

Bonzai!

[both screaming]

[Penfold screaming]

[crowd cheering]

Well, thank you, so kind.

I'm so happy I could scream!

Penfold in danger?

Just happy, chief.

We all are.

Thanks, Danger Mouse.

You deserve it, team.

[light music]

This tender moment was brought
to you by Danger Flakes.

Now available at
a store near you.

- Danger Mouse.
- Chief!

[upbeat music]

♪ He's the greatest ♪

♪ He's fantastic ♪

♪ Wherever there is
danger he'll be there ♪

♪ Danger Mouse ♪

♪ Danger Mouse ♪

♪ Danger Mouse ♪

[fuse hisses]
Sync corrections by srjanapala

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