Danger Mouse (2015–…): Season 2, Episode 49 - The World is Full of Stuff - full transcript
Stuff has gone missing all over the world and taken to a giant sofa shaped spaceship. Squawkencluck tries out her new Futuroid Camera which takes photos of the future.
♪ He's the greatest ♪
♪ He's fantastic ♪
♪ Wherever there is danger,
he'll be there ♪
♪ He's the ace ♪
♪ He's amazing ♪
♪ He's the strongest,
he's the quickest, he's the best ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
*DANGER MOUSE (2015)*
Season 02 Episode 49
Sync corrections by srjanapala
*DANGER MOUSE (2015)*
Title : "The World is full of stuff"
Duck!
Duck!
Goose!
Gah, I've looked everywhere
and I still can't find
my pink fluffy slippers!
And I can't find
me hot water bottle.
Or me pencil case
shaped like a banana.
Or me banana shaped
like a hot water bottle.
Danger Mouse, come quickly.
There's stuff going
missing all over the place.
Now listen up everyone,
both the Eiffel Tower
and the lesser known
but equally impressive Tokyo
Tower have gone missing.
And, most worrying of all,
the mustache brush from my
bathroom cabinet has disappeared.
Any ideas, D.M.?
What?
Sorry I was just,
what is this thing?
If you must know,
this is the world's first
Futuroid Camera.
A Futuroid Camera,
wow!
Amazing,
that is so cool.
You don't know
what a Futuroid Camera is,
- do you Penfold?
- No.
It takes photos of the future.
Soon we'll be able
to stop the baddies
before they even
plot their plans.
Hmm, could be useful,
let's see if it works.
Colonel, strike a pose.
Get my good side!
Penfold, say cheese.
Camera?
- Good, Sophie?
- I'm not sure...
Chuckles.
That was amusing,
but let's not forget
the matter at hand.
It's preposterous!
Me and Greenback,
together?
I-I-I'd rather eat my hat,
which I did once,
stomach problems for days.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, let
me see, let me see!
That is ridiculous!
A pink tutu?
Everyone knows my
color is purple!
Come on then, let's see it.
That's enough of photos,
you were saying, Colonel?
There's far more
important matters at hand
than D.M. and Squawk
sharing a smooch.
A huge spaceship has
been spotted over London!
It was last seen
over Tokyo and Paris.
It may be responsible for
all the missing stuff.
On it, come on Penfold!
Donut!
Penfold, don't!
That's my latest invention.
A disguise donut.
One bite will instantly
change your appearance
to blend in with
your surroundings.
Crumbs!
What can't donuts do?
Oh finally, I
get to appear in this episode.
Yes, all around the world
stuff continues to go missing.
What will be next?
Maybe my microphone...
Now the town of London
has been snatched.
Thank goodness Danger Mouse
and Pinhead are on the case.
Um, anyone seen Penfold?
Maybe he stopped off
at Mike's Pie stall
for a cup of tea to
go with his donut?
Tea!
Great hairy hat stands!
Mike's Pie stall has just been
snatched by the space ship!
No, take the Eiffel
Tower, take the Taj Mahal,
but not Mike's Pies!
What's happened?
Think Earnest,
what did Squawk say?
A disguised donut,
one bite will instantly
change your appearance
to blend in with
the surroundings.
Blend in with my
surroundings, eh?
No!
I order you to take
Professor Squawkencluck along
as your new partner, until,
Flipper Dipper is found.
- But...
- But...
No buts, Danger Mouse.
And no kissy-kissy business.
Move over, will you?
I'll sit on the
roof if you like.
Fine with me.
Ridiculous, the
idea of you and I?
Going to kiss, hah!
Double hah!
Locked onto the space ship,
coordinates six, five, zero.
Look!
Oh, huh!
Ugh, I hate gravity!
Hm, maybe a snack will
take my mind off things?
Yes me too!
Oof, step on it so we can get
this show over with already!
That's it!
Down the back of the sofa where
all the lost things end up.
I'm going in!
Penfold!
Penfold!
Look!
Penfold!
I'd know those incisor
marks anywhere!
We really need to stop
bending over like this.
I was hiding in there!
You're wearing a pink tutu.
Like the Futuroid
Camera predicted!
Yes, fits like a dream.
Welcome, y'all.
I am Floored.
And I'm your worst enemy.
Now return all this stuff
and stop trying to
take over the world!
I got no interest in
taking over anything.
I'm doing this all for
my special lady friend.
You, you have a lady friend?
She is the most beautiful
creature in the universe!
After I show her all these
priceless trinket things,
she's gonna be my girlfriend.
Oh how romantic.
You're doing all this
just to impress a girl?
Little bit needy, maybe?
Darling, look what
I brought for you!
Huh, just a bunch
of boring old junk
that nobody cares about.
He also has a pencil
case shaped like a banana!
Sorry, but what
about you find someone
who shares your taste
in tacky old relics?
Forget my number.
Yow, harsh burn!
Believe me Flog, you're
better off without her.
She's impossible.
You'd have to steal
everything in the world
to impress a girl like her.
Yeah there mouse, good idea.
I'll steal everything in the
world just like you said!
No wait, hang on,
I was making a point!
Look, I really am gonna have
to return all this stuff.
I think not.
And who's gonna stop me?
Okay, just wanted to check.
I don't suppose
there's any chance
those sharks are feeding?
We have to get out of here.
Wait, I have
a secret skeleton key
concealed inside
my secret tooth!
Penfold, start swinging!
Right chief!
♪ Bring it back, bring
it back, it's mine ♪
I said swinging!
Oh, sorry.
Danger Mouse,
what are you doing?
You're getting very close...
Why are you puckering up your
lips your lips like that?
Danger Mouse, I think
technically, we just kissed.
Never happened, erased from
my memory banks forever.
Now, to find that
love sick alien
and stop him once and for all!
Stop right there, Romeo!
Couldn't that
term apply to you,
since you and Squawk have
just, kissed!
Not now Penfold!
Look out Danger Mouse!
Now's not the time
for snacks, Chief!
Mmm, strawberry!
I think it
looks better on you, Penfold.
Really?
Thanks Chief!
I have my microphone back,
yay!
Thanks to the heroic
effors of Danger Mouse,
the day is saved and all the
stolen items have been returned
just not necessarily
in the right places.
So now we know how
Penfold ended up in a tutu
and obviously I never
actually kissed Squawk.
Totally.
But I'm still
worried about Colonel K
getting all pal-y with a Baron.
Colonel K to HQ,
I'm at the Madame
Two-Swordfish Wax Museum.
Marvelous mannequins.
Look, a model of
Baron Greenback!
Who knew that
seeing into the future
could cause so much trouble?
Yes, maybe we're not ready
for that technology yet.
But I think I know
someone who is.
There you are!
Maybe this will help you
find your one and only.
It's awesome Danger
Mouse, thank you!
Time we were
going, eh, Squawk?
Uh, how does it work?
♪ He's the greatest ♪
♪ He's fantastic ♪
♪ Wherever there is danger,
he'll be there ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
Sync corrections by srjanapala
♪ He's fantastic ♪
♪ Wherever there is danger,
he'll be there ♪
♪ He's the ace ♪
♪ He's amazing ♪
♪ He's the strongest,
he's the quickest, he's the best ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
*DANGER MOUSE (2015)*
Season 02 Episode 49
Sync corrections by srjanapala
*DANGER MOUSE (2015)*
Title : "The World is full of stuff"
Duck!
Duck!
Goose!
Gah, I've looked everywhere
and I still can't find
my pink fluffy slippers!
And I can't find
me hot water bottle.
Or me pencil case
shaped like a banana.
Or me banana shaped
like a hot water bottle.
Danger Mouse, come quickly.
There's stuff going
missing all over the place.
Now listen up everyone,
both the Eiffel Tower
and the lesser known
but equally impressive Tokyo
Tower have gone missing.
And, most worrying of all,
the mustache brush from my
bathroom cabinet has disappeared.
Any ideas, D.M.?
What?
Sorry I was just,
what is this thing?
If you must know,
this is the world's first
Futuroid Camera.
A Futuroid Camera,
wow!
Amazing,
that is so cool.
You don't know
what a Futuroid Camera is,
- do you Penfold?
- No.
It takes photos of the future.
Soon we'll be able
to stop the baddies
before they even
plot their plans.
Hmm, could be useful,
let's see if it works.
Colonel, strike a pose.
Get my good side!
Penfold, say cheese.
Camera?
- Good, Sophie?
- I'm not sure...
Chuckles.
That was amusing,
but let's not forget
the matter at hand.
It's preposterous!
Me and Greenback,
together?
I-I-I'd rather eat my hat,
which I did once,
stomach problems for days.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, let
me see, let me see!
That is ridiculous!
A pink tutu?
Everyone knows my
color is purple!
Come on then, let's see it.
That's enough of photos,
you were saying, Colonel?
There's far more
important matters at hand
than D.M. and Squawk
sharing a smooch.
A huge spaceship has
been spotted over London!
It was last seen
over Tokyo and Paris.
It may be responsible for
all the missing stuff.
On it, come on Penfold!
Donut!
Penfold, don't!
That's my latest invention.
A disguise donut.
One bite will instantly
change your appearance
to blend in with
your surroundings.
Crumbs!
What can't donuts do?
Oh finally, I
get to appear in this episode.
Yes, all around the world
stuff continues to go missing.
What will be next?
Maybe my microphone...
Now the town of London
has been snatched.
Thank goodness Danger Mouse
and Pinhead are on the case.
Um, anyone seen Penfold?
Maybe he stopped off
at Mike's Pie stall
for a cup of tea to
go with his donut?
Tea!
Great hairy hat stands!
Mike's Pie stall has just been
snatched by the space ship!
No, take the Eiffel
Tower, take the Taj Mahal,
but not Mike's Pies!
What's happened?
Think Earnest,
what did Squawk say?
A disguised donut,
one bite will instantly
change your appearance
to blend in with
the surroundings.
Blend in with my
surroundings, eh?
No!
I order you to take
Professor Squawkencluck along
as your new partner, until,
Flipper Dipper is found.
- But...
- But...
No buts, Danger Mouse.
And no kissy-kissy business.
Move over, will you?
I'll sit on the
roof if you like.
Fine with me.
Ridiculous, the
idea of you and I?
Going to kiss, hah!
Double hah!
Locked onto the space ship,
coordinates six, five, zero.
Look!
Oh, huh!
Ugh, I hate gravity!
Hm, maybe a snack will
take my mind off things?
Yes me too!
Oof, step on it so we can get
this show over with already!
That's it!
Down the back of the sofa where
all the lost things end up.
I'm going in!
Penfold!
Penfold!
Look!
Penfold!
I'd know those incisor
marks anywhere!
We really need to stop
bending over like this.
I was hiding in there!
You're wearing a pink tutu.
Like the Futuroid
Camera predicted!
Yes, fits like a dream.
Welcome, y'all.
I am Floored.
And I'm your worst enemy.
Now return all this stuff
and stop trying to
take over the world!
I got no interest in
taking over anything.
I'm doing this all for
my special lady friend.
You, you have a lady friend?
She is the most beautiful
creature in the universe!
After I show her all these
priceless trinket things,
she's gonna be my girlfriend.
Oh how romantic.
You're doing all this
just to impress a girl?
Little bit needy, maybe?
Darling, look what
I brought for you!
Huh, just a bunch
of boring old junk
that nobody cares about.
He also has a pencil
case shaped like a banana!
Sorry, but what
about you find someone
who shares your taste
in tacky old relics?
Forget my number.
Yow, harsh burn!
Believe me Flog, you're
better off without her.
She's impossible.
You'd have to steal
everything in the world
to impress a girl like her.
Yeah there mouse, good idea.
I'll steal everything in the
world just like you said!
No wait, hang on,
I was making a point!
Look, I really am gonna have
to return all this stuff.
I think not.
And who's gonna stop me?
Okay, just wanted to check.
I don't suppose
there's any chance
those sharks are feeding?
We have to get out of here.
Wait, I have
a secret skeleton key
concealed inside
my secret tooth!
Penfold, start swinging!
Right chief!
♪ Bring it back, bring
it back, it's mine ♪
I said swinging!
Oh, sorry.
Danger Mouse,
what are you doing?
You're getting very close...
Why are you puckering up your
lips your lips like that?
Danger Mouse, I think
technically, we just kissed.
Never happened, erased from
my memory banks forever.
Now, to find that
love sick alien
and stop him once and for all!
Stop right there, Romeo!
Couldn't that
term apply to you,
since you and Squawk have
just, kissed!
Not now Penfold!
Look out Danger Mouse!
Now's not the time
for snacks, Chief!
Mmm, strawberry!
I think it
looks better on you, Penfold.
Really?
Thanks Chief!
I have my microphone back,
yay!
Thanks to the heroic
effors of Danger Mouse,
the day is saved and all the
stolen items have been returned
just not necessarily
in the right places.
So now we know how
Penfold ended up in a tutu
and obviously I never
actually kissed Squawk.
Totally.
But I'm still
worried about Colonel K
getting all pal-y with a Baron.
Colonel K to HQ,
I'm at the Madame
Two-Swordfish Wax Museum.
Marvelous mannequins.
Look, a model of
Baron Greenback!
Who knew that
seeing into the future
could cause so much trouble?
Yes, maybe we're not ready
for that technology yet.
But I think I know
someone who is.
There you are!
Maybe this will help you
find your one and only.
It's awesome Danger
Mouse, thank you!
Time we were
going, eh, Squawk?
Uh, how does it work?
♪ He's the greatest ♪
♪ He's fantastic ♪
♪ Wherever there is danger,
he'll be there ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
♪ Danger Mouse ♪
Sync corrections by srjanapala