Crazy Fun Park (2023–…): Season 1, Episode 9 - Episode #1.9 - full transcript
Go in the Mirror Maze?
No.
No? Why?
I don't like it.
You don't have to be scared.
No, I don't want to.
It'll be OK, I promise.
Go this way.
I don't like it here!
I want to go home!
Remus! Remus! Remus!
# La-la-la-la! #
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Whoo!
No!
Gross!
I thought I was dead to you.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that.
You were right - I was blaming you,
but none of this was your fault.
I shouldn't have taken your folio.
No-one would have liked it anyway.
What?
That's not true.
Some dreams
just weren't meant to be lived.
Come on.
Let's party till we puke.
Don't get involved.
Yo, Zed. Find your name yet?
Still weighing it up.
I like Griffin.
Griffin's good.
But I also like Kimba.
Do you remember that old show?
No.
Still getting used to it all,
having memories and stuff.
Bet you were happier...
..before you started having
all these memories weigh you down.
It hurts, but I feel...bigger,
like there's a whole world
to explore inside me.
I just wish I'd had a chance
to say goodbye to people.
If I'd had known that was my last day
I would have appreciated things more,
maybe watched the last sunset
or something.
It's just like sunrise,
except backwards.
Fester's here to have a good time.
Quit being such a Willo.
Naw, what'd I do?
Jees.
Gonzo! Can you change the music?
You're bringing the mood down.
Oh!
Uh-oh.
Hold this.
I've gotta take care of something.
I thought you didn't have
a digestive tract anymore.
Exactly!
Oi.
Here's our list.
I was thinking
I wasn't going to do this anymore.
I really think you should.
Yeah?
Yeah, because you owe us.
I don't owe you anything.
Yeah, you do. You're alive.
I'm glad you're back.
Missed me that much, eh?
What?
No. Your mum does.
Ah! Now who needs a better comeback?
Come on.
We'd better get you out of here.
You know...
..I could stay.
It wouldn't change anything.
It could make things...
..right.
If you did...
..there'd be no changing it.
Friends for another day?
Friends for another day.
You can't let him stay.
Why not?
'Cause it's selfish
and you don't know the cost.
I do.
Did you go home on Halloween?
If you can face that
and you still want this to happen,
then go for it.
Otherwise...
It's a big thing
to be attached to someone forever.
Tell me about it.
Chester! You'll be late!
Have you seen him?
Not since last night.
Come on, Ches!
Says he's here.
Chester?
Honey!
- Bolt?
- Here.
- Campbell?
- Here.
Dante?
Chester Dante?
Baller move.
Something to say, Ricky?
No, Miss.
Jones?
Excuse me?
What do you want?
I'm very busy.
Do you have any old newspapers here?
Like, from the 1970s?
Sweetie,
this is a public school library.
We don't even have
the last Harry Potter.
What about anything
on Edmund Henley?
Henley?
Mm.
Pre or post work?
I'm trying to find out
about his kids.
For a...
Oh, an assignment, yes, yes, yes.
Such specific homework
in this school.
Mm.
1979 - nah, can't be his kids.
What? How do you know?
Well, Henley didn't have kids
until wifey number three.
The Spanish one. Half his age.
That was during the mid-noughties.
Are you sure?
Absolutely!
I remember
seeing her out at the club.
Dancing to Fergalicious.
Well into her third trimester.
You don't forget
something like that.
Thanks.
Why do you want to know?
I'm trying to find out
how they died.
Oh! Well, try the cemetery.
With what you're wearing,
you'll fit right in.
Hi.
Chester? You're OK.
ARE you OK?
I'm OK.
Everyone's looking for you.
I know. I just wanted to apologise
about what I said.
Oh, I don't care about that.
The important thing
I that you're safe.
If you're in any kind of trouble,
we can help.
Your parents aren't mad. They're
just worried. They want you home.
Can we call them?
No, no.
Thank you.
For trying to help me.
Chester, I don't know
what you're going through,
but I know how it feels to be angry,
to feel alone.
Thank you for everything.
Chester!
Hi, Phoebe. Yes, he was here.
Hulda?
Hello?
Hey! Sorry.
I was being creepy, wasn't I?
A little. Bridget, right?
Yeah. Um... Stupid question but...
What am I doing in a cemetery?
Well, yeah, but do you know somebody
called Diana?
Diana? No.
Yeah!
Yes.
Why?
Oh, no reason.
She just seemed really nice.
She is.
So, why ARE you in the cemetery?
Oh, I'm trying to work out
what happened to these two.
Romulus and Kiba Hulda.
Why?
Oh, it's for...
A school assignment.
Yeah, I use that excuse too
when I'm researching for my account.
Stops people from asking questions.
Your crime news feed?
Yeah.
Accidents And Atrocities
In Asphodel Heights.
That one about the class trip
to the abattoir was a lot.
Tell me about it.
Um...
Hey! I thought their names
sounded familiar.
You just carry around news articles
from 40 years ago?
Well, if it's about
a horrible accident in this town,
then chances are I've got it.
Uh... You probably think I'm weird.
I think you might be the first
relatable living person I've met
since I got here.
Romulus and Kiba Hulda.
Died in a car accident
on the old highway in 1979.
No, they didn't.
Read it yourself.
"Car went off the road."
"Distracted driver."
"Nameless."
This isn't right.
Why?
It just isn't what I've heard.
And do you have many conversations
about 40-year-old accidents?
Something like that.
Well, if the paper has it wrong,
then only the coroner's reports
will know for sure.
Huh.
Vanilla slice, right?
Yeah.
How did you know?
You're our favourite customer.
Pretty sure
I know your order by now.
You're basically
keeping this place afloat.
Thanks.
Are you OK, love?
I don't know.
Is there anyone I can call?
Mum?
Can you hear me?
God. Something bit me.
Shh. You hear that?
Chester!
Big guy! Come join.
What are you doing out here?
I wish I knew.
Did you guys see him go full Hulk
at school yesterday?
He was like, "Grr! You won't like me
when I'm mad. Ahh."
But, seriously, y'all remember
the name - Chester Dante.
He's going places.
Heard you got some big scholarship
or something, eh?
Not exactly.
Nah.
You're just being modest.
I've seen your pics.
You've got skills, man.
Respect.
Now make some room for the man!
He joins me now from Darwin.
Mr Barritt, thank you for joining us.
Thank you, Rob.
Now, at the time...
Sorry. No, thank you.
In the first inquest
you found that Azaria Chamberlain
HAD been taken from the tent
by a dingo.
That's right, yes.
And you also criticised
the police forensic team
and you went further
to suggest the police...
..prejudicial environment for Lindy.
Yes, I thought that was...
It's Lindy Chamberlain
who suffered...
I'm just not sure
that everyone would feel that way.
As I say,
if everyone was doing their job...
So, how're you doing?
Really?
Why?
I've been meaning
to get in touch with you.
About your mate.
I know we weren't
always that cool to him.
He knew we were just mucking around,
though, right?
Like, he didn't take it
too seriously?
What? Did I say something? Stay.
I can't do this.
What's his problem?
You came.
Yeah.
I have to drop these off.
Where's Mapplethorpe?
Around.
It's not like
there's anywhere else he can go.
I don't know if I can do this.
Do what?
Stay.
I need to go home.
But THIS is your home.
One of us. One of us.
There's something
I want to show you.
What?
Something that...
..might help you make up your mind.
Come on.
Asphyxiation?
I knew it wasn't a car accident.
Tadaima!
Okaeri.
What are you doing in here?
School assignment.
Why is everyone lying
about how these kids died?
Where did you get this?
You are not involved with Henley,
are you?
Did he have something to do with it?
I'm sorry I have to.
- Chester?
- Is he with you?!
No. I've been trying to find him.
We've been looking for him all day.
Why would he just disappear?
I'm sure he's fine.
Oh, please,
if you know where he is...
I thought we weren't allowed.
Remus?
Oh, no.
Oh...
What are you doing here?
You weren't answering my calls.
Yeah, I was just...working.
Boring. I've got a better idea.
Oh, yeah?
Let's go to Crazy Fun Park.
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Scared?
It's late.
I've got to finish that.
I'm trying to apologise.
He's trying to apologise!
It's not me
you should be apologising to.
What if we find her film roll?
We're not gonna find it. It's dark.
Don't let him go.
Fixer of lives!
Going somewhere?
Don't let him go!
Gotta grow up eventually.
And what if I don't want to?
Make him stay.
Friends for another day?
Say it back.
Say it!
I'll see you tomorrow.
Stay.
Don't go.
I'll stay with you, I promise.
I won't let you go!
Mapplethorpe, I'll stay!
A trade fulfilled.
By choice. By will.
A trade fulfilled.
I'll stay! I'll stay!
By choice. By will.
A trade fulfilled.
By choice. By will.
A trade fulfilled.
By choice. By will.
A trade fulfilled.
By choice...
Oh, no.
Chester?
Chester, are you here?
Chester?
I'm here.
Oh.
You're OK.
Why wouldn't I be?
Everyone's looking for you.
I know you had a blow-up with your
parents, but you need to go home.
Relax.
They're worried sick.
Relax. V...
..everything's gonna be fine.
No, it isn't.
Remus is up to something.
He's got a sister
trapped in the Mirror Maze
and I don't think...
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
He told me everything.
It's not what you think.
Come on.
Let me show you.
Do you want to know what's happening
or not?
Help! Help me!
Get me out of here!
Help!
Help me!
Please!
Please, help!
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Copyright
Australian Broadcasting Corporation
No.
No? Why?
I don't like it.
You don't have to be scared.
No, I don't want to.
It'll be OK, I promise.
Go this way.
I don't like it here!
I want to go home!
Remus! Remus! Remus!
# La-la-la-la! #
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Whoo!
No!
Gross!
I thought I was dead to you.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that.
You were right - I was blaming you,
but none of this was your fault.
I shouldn't have taken your folio.
No-one would have liked it anyway.
What?
That's not true.
Some dreams
just weren't meant to be lived.
Come on.
Let's party till we puke.
Don't get involved.
Yo, Zed. Find your name yet?
Still weighing it up.
I like Griffin.
Griffin's good.
But I also like Kimba.
Do you remember that old show?
No.
Still getting used to it all,
having memories and stuff.
Bet you were happier...
..before you started having
all these memories weigh you down.
It hurts, but I feel...bigger,
like there's a whole world
to explore inside me.
I just wish I'd had a chance
to say goodbye to people.
If I'd had known that was my last day
I would have appreciated things more,
maybe watched the last sunset
or something.
It's just like sunrise,
except backwards.
Fester's here to have a good time.
Quit being such a Willo.
Naw, what'd I do?
Jees.
Gonzo! Can you change the music?
You're bringing the mood down.
Oh!
Uh-oh.
Hold this.
I've gotta take care of something.
I thought you didn't have
a digestive tract anymore.
Exactly!
Oi.
Here's our list.
I was thinking
I wasn't going to do this anymore.
I really think you should.
Yeah?
Yeah, because you owe us.
I don't owe you anything.
Yeah, you do. You're alive.
I'm glad you're back.
Missed me that much, eh?
What?
No. Your mum does.
Ah! Now who needs a better comeback?
Come on.
We'd better get you out of here.
You know...
..I could stay.
It wouldn't change anything.
It could make things...
..right.
If you did...
..there'd be no changing it.
Friends for another day?
Friends for another day.
You can't let him stay.
Why not?
'Cause it's selfish
and you don't know the cost.
I do.
Did you go home on Halloween?
If you can face that
and you still want this to happen,
then go for it.
Otherwise...
It's a big thing
to be attached to someone forever.
Tell me about it.
Chester! You'll be late!
Have you seen him?
Not since last night.
Come on, Ches!
Says he's here.
Chester?
Honey!
- Bolt?
- Here.
- Campbell?
- Here.
Dante?
Chester Dante?
Baller move.
Something to say, Ricky?
No, Miss.
Jones?
Excuse me?
What do you want?
I'm very busy.
Do you have any old newspapers here?
Like, from the 1970s?
Sweetie,
this is a public school library.
We don't even have
the last Harry Potter.
What about anything
on Edmund Henley?
Henley?
Mm.
Pre or post work?
I'm trying to find out
about his kids.
For a...
Oh, an assignment, yes, yes, yes.
Such specific homework
in this school.
Mm.
1979 - nah, can't be his kids.
What? How do you know?
Well, Henley didn't have kids
until wifey number three.
The Spanish one. Half his age.
That was during the mid-noughties.
Are you sure?
Absolutely!
I remember
seeing her out at the club.
Dancing to Fergalicious.
Well into her third trimester.
You don't forget
something like that.
Thanks.
Why do you want to know?
I'm trying to find out
how they died.
Oh! Well, try the cemetery.
With what you're wearing,
you'll fit right in.
Hi.
Chester? You're OK.
ARE you OK?
I'm OK.
Everyone's looking for you.
I know. I just wanted to apologise
about what I said.
Oh, I don't care about that.
The important thing
I that you're safe.
If you're in any kind of trouble,
we can help.
Your parents aren't mad. They're
just worried. They want you home.
Can we call them?
No, no.
Thank you.
For trying to help me.
Chester, I don't know
what you're going through,
but I know how it feels to be angry,
to feel alone.
Thank you for everything.
Chester!
Hi, Phoebe. Yes, he was here.
Hulda?
Hello?
Hey! Sorry.
I was being creepy, wasn't I?
A little. Bridget, right?
Yeah. Um... Stupid question but...
What am I doing in a cemetery?
Well, yeah, but do you know somebody
called Diana?
Diana? No.
Yeah!
Yes.
Why?
Oh, no reason.
She just seemed really nice.
She is.
So, why ARE you in the cemetery?
Oh, I'm trying to work out
what happened to these two.
Romulus and Kiba Hulda.
Why?
Oh, it's for...
A school assignment.
Yeah, I use that excuse too
when I'm researching for my account.
Stops people from asking questions.
Your crime news feed?
Yeah.
Accidents And Atrocities
In Asphodel Heights.
That one about the class trip
to the abattoir was a lot.
Tell me about it.
Um...
Hey! I thought their names
sounded familiar.
You just carry around news articles
from 40 years ago?
Well, if it's about
a horrible accident in this town,
then chances are I've got it.
Uh... You probably think I'm weird.
I think you might be the first
relatable living person I've met
since I got here.
Romulus and Kiba Hulda.
Died in a car accident
on the old highway in 1979.
No, they didn't.
Read it yourself.
"Car went off the road."
"Distracted driver."
"Nameless."
This isn't right.
Why?
It just isn't what I've heard.
And do you have many conversations
about 40-year-old accidents?
Something like that.
Well, if the paper has it wrong,
then only the coroner's reports
will know for sure.
Huh.
Vanilla slice, right?
Yeah.
How did you know?
You're our favourite customer.
Pretty sure
I know your order by now.
You're basically
keeping this place afloat.
Thanks.
Are you OK, love?
I don't know.
Is there anyone I can call?
Mum?
Can you hear me?
God. Something bit me.
Shh. You hear that?
Chester!
Big guy! Come join.
What are you doing out here?
I wish I knew.
Did you guys see him go full Hulk
at school yesterday?
He was like, "Grr! You won't like me
when I'm mad. Ahh."
But, seriously, y'all remember
the name - Chester Dante.
He's going places.
Heard you got some big scholarship
or something, eh?
Not exactly.
Nah.
You're just being modest.
I've seen your pics.
You've got skills, man.
Respect.
Now make some room for the man!
He joins me now from Darwin.
Mr Barritt, thank you for joining us.
Thank you, Rob.
Now, at the time...
Sorry. No, thank you.
In the first inquest
you found that Azaria Chamberlain
HAD been taken from the tent
by a dingo.
That's right, yes.
And you also criticised
the police forensic team
and you went further
to suggest the police...
..prejudicial environment for Lindy.
Yes, I thought that was...
It's Lindy Chamberlain
who suffered...
I'm just not sure
that everyone would feel that way.
As I say,
if everyone was doing their job...
So, how're you doing?
Really?
Why?
I've been meaning
to get in touch with you.
About your mate.
I know we weren't
always that cool to him.
He knew we were just mucking around,
though, right?
Like, he didn't take it
too seriously?
What? Did I say something? Stay.
I can't do this.
What's his problem?
You came.
Yeah.
I have to drop these off.
Where's Mapplethorpe?
Around.
It's not like
there's anywhere else he can go.
I don't know if I can do this.
Do what?
Stay.
I need to go home.
But THIS is your home.
One of us. One of us.
There's something
I want to show you.
What?
Something that...
..might help you make up your mind.
Come on.
Asphyxiation?
I knew it wasn't a car accident.
Tadaima!
Okaeri.
What are you doing in here?
School assignment.
Why is everyone lying
about how these kids died?
Where did you get this?
You are not involved with Henley,
are you?
Did he have something to do with it?
I'm sorry I have to.
- Chester?
- Is he with you?!
No. I've been trying to find him.
We've been looking for him all day.
Why would he just disappear?
I'm sure he's fine.
Oh, please,
if you know where he is...
I thought we weren't allowed.
Remus?
Oh, no.
Oh...
What are you doing here?
You weren't answering my calls.
Yeah, I was just...working.
Boring. I've got a better idea.
Oh, yeah?
Let's go to Crazy Fun Park.
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Scared?
It's late.
I've got to finish that.
I'm trying to apologise.
He's trying to apologise!
It's not me
you should be apologising to.
What if we find her film roll?
We're not gonna find it. It's dark.
Don't let him go.
Fixer of lives!
Going somewhere?
Don't let him go!
Gotta grow up eventually.
And what if I don't want to?
Make him stay.
Friends for another day?
Say it back.
Say it!
I'll see you tomorrow.
Stay.
Don't go.
I'll stay with you, I promise.
I won't let you go!
Mapplethorpe, I'll stay!
A trade fulfilled.
By choice. By will.
A trade fulfilled.
I'll stay! I'll stay!
By choice. By will.
A trade fulfilled.
By choice. By will.
A trade fulfilled.
By choice. By will.
A trade fulfilled.
By choice...
Oh, no.
Chester?
Chester, are you here?
Chester?
I'm here.
Oh.
You're OK.
Why wouldn't I be?
Everyone's looking for you.
I know you had a blow-up with your
parents, but you need to go home.
Relax.
They're worried sick.
Relax. V...
..everything's gonna be fine.
No, it isn't.
Remus is up to something.
He's got a sister
trapped in the Mirror Maze
and I don't think...
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
He told me everything.
It's not what you think.
Come on.
Let me show you.
Do you want to know what's happening
or not?
Help! Help me!
Get me out of here!
Help!
Help me!
Please!
Please, help!
Captions by Red Bee Media
Copyright
Australian Broadcasting Corporation