Crazy Fun Park (2023–…): Season 1, Episode 10 - Episode #1.10 - full transcript
Hello?
I found the autopsy records.
Henley covered up their deaths.
That's why Remus lit the fire.
Henley didn't just cover them up.
He was their father.
He couldn't be.
Chester?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
What were you doing?
Nothing.
Have you seen Chester?
Nope.
What's the four-one-one?
I think Chester's
planning something stupid.
Is he here?
Nimrod, you seen him?
Their mother was
Henley's housekeeper.
She always hoped he'd marry her...
..but he didn't want anyone
to know about them.
After Kiba was born,
she realised he'd never love them.
So she took them to live far away.
He thought
if he paid for everything
that that would be enough.
Expensive gifts and shiny toys.
Who needs their parents to actually
just love them, right?
What? Why are you asking me?
You think 'cause I was one
of the first here,
Remus and I have
some sort of bro code
to have each other's back
no matter what?
Or you think I know Remus
might be up to something
and I'm just here bludging because
I don't want to break my promise?
Something on your mind, Nimrod?
He built all of this for them.
A whole fun park
for his two invisible children.
He even let them
have their own special day.
Just the two of them.
With no crowds or queues
to get in the way.
Or to see them either.
Remus took Fester and V
into the Mirror Maze.
What?
There was just one problem.
The park, it...
..wasn't entirely finished.
Henley never met a corner
he couldn't cut.
Remus. Remus!
Maybe we should get out of here.
She said the same thing.
She knew this place
wasn't safe, but...
..but I didn't listen to her.
"I"?
You don't know what's in there.
What's in there?
Those mirrors, they're...
They make you see...
..the thing you're
most scared to look at.
Nimrod, what's going on in there?
There might still be a way to fix.
How?
It's his sister.
Remus has a sister?
She's been trapped in
there since day one.
He's always been obsessed with
trying to find a way
to get her out.
I think he found it.
If you had the chance
to help her...
..wouldn't you do it?
Do what?
He made me deliver
a message on Halloween.
To Baba Vanga.
I think she's helping
him do something bad.
I've gotta stop him.
Would you take her place?
No.
It's not the way it works.
She's gone.
That's not me.
Get out of there!
Hey, let us in!
Hey! Let us in!
We could use Willo
as a battering ram?
Oi, what?
I've got a better idea.
That's not fair.
I know. But there's no coming back.
There is.
You just have to say it.
Say what?
Say you'll stay.
Chester.
Why are you acting like this?
Say that you'll take her place.
It has to be a choice.
V?
Chester.
Say it!
Where are you? V?
That's not Chester.
Good luck finding your way out now.
Mapplethorpe?
V?
You won't find your way out.
The sun will rise soon and then
you'll be trapped here forever.
Remus?
Kiba?
Remus?
Let me out!
Hello?
Yo, Maggotboy.
You good?
Are we gonna help her out or what?
She helped all of us.
If something bad happens to her,
I will hold you personally
responsible for all eternity.
We need a ladder or a rope
or someone strong and muscular
and hot to pull them out.
I'm on it.
Mum?
I'd like to talk to you.
So talk.
You know grandmother's been sick.
We're going to go home
to take care of her.
What about Dad?
Your father and I have spoken.
We think it's best
if he stays behind.
You know things have not
been good between us.
So you're just abandoning him?
It's not that simple.
Yes, it is.
Why would I go anywhere with you?
Because I love you very much,
my little apricot.
Don't say it.
If you leave, I'll never
speak to you again.
It'll be like you never existed.
And that would hurt me very much.
Don't go. Mum.
I didn't mean it!
Remus?
Where are you?
Kiba, where are you?
Remus?
I don't like it here.
I want to go home.
I'm coming.
I'm trying to find you.
Remus?
Remus?
Kiba, I'm trying to find you.
I don't like it here.
I want to go home.
Chester?
We should climb
the roller-coaster.
Get the best
shot up there.
So you didn't think to invite
us to meet your aunty?
But then you come knocking
when you need a favour?
Exclusion hurts, Nimrod.
Come on guys.
I didn't mean to upset you.
It's just you're a lot to take in,
given you're so, uh...
..good-looking and everything.
We're listening.
Xander, if it wasn't for V,
you wouldn't have gone on a date.
Don't you want to save her life?
This is for V?
Why didn't you say?
I'd like to talk to you.
So talk.
No.
No.
Why would I go anywhere with you?
I'd like to talk to you.
No.
I'll never speak to you again.
We should climb
the roller-coaster.
We'll get
the best shot up there.
What if we find
her film roll?
Fixer of life.
Why would I go anywhere with you?
No.
We should climb
the roller-coaster.
We'll get
the best shot up there.
Why would I go anywhere with you?
I'd like to talk to you.
No.
We should climb
the roller-coaster.
We'll get
the best shot up there.
What if we find
her film roll?
Fixer of life.
Get ready. Heave.
I'm heaving.
Not in the tuchus.
Not in the tuchus.
Heave.
This is weirder than
that show Lost.
You ever seen it?
We don't have time for
your dated references, Siobhan.
Wait.
I'm remembering something.
Could you remember faster?
I remember where there's a ladder.
This isn't working.
Are you Remus' sister?
He thinks I am.
But...you're not?
She didn't wake up.
Kiba?
Remus?
I don't like it here.
I want to go home.
Remus.
Kiba.
Why is he doing this?
He thinks he can free her.
But she didn't come back?
That's not gonna stop him.
Why are you wearing that blindfold?
Nobody's ready to look at me.
I am.
Friends for another day?
See you tomorrow.
The smell. Nope.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Mum?
I'm sorry.
V, can you hear me?
Nimrod?
Follow my voice.
We're on the roof.
This way.
We'll get you out.
How do I get up?
Jump.
Just a bit higher.
Come on, V.
You're almost there.
Chester.
Chester's still in there.
It's almost sunrise.
You have to look after yourself.
Go.
Chester.
It's me.
Mapplethorpe.
Mapplethorpe's dead.
And it's my fault.
What?
No.
That's not true.
I let him go.
I could have stopped him.
But I let him go.
No.
It's not your fault.
I chose to go. Nobody made me.
We should climb
the roller-coaster.
We'll get
the best shot up there.
It doesn't matter what you did.
Nothing would have been different.
It's nobody's fault.
I just...
..shouldn't have come here.
It was a stupid accident
and it's not fair.
But there's nobody to blame.
Especially not you.
You are my best friend.
You made every day fun
and when I was with you,
I never cared about what
anyone else thought.
You made me feel stronger.
Invincible.
I need you to know that.
I need you to keep being my friend.
But that only works if you're alive.
C'mon. We've got to get you out.
Wait.
There's something we have to do.
Why should you get to leave?
That's not her.
Remus.
My name's Romulus.
Ro...
..eemus.
It's not her.
Because she never woke up.
Did she?
Everyone else got
to wake up, you know?
But not her.
It's not fair.
You have to face this.
What is happening?
Guys, get back.
It's too late.
The sun's rising.
Stop being so negative.
Here, take this.
Hurry, come on.
Get him out.
Quickly.
Pass him to me.
Grief isn't a punishment.
It's not here to weigh you down.
It's something you hold hands
with as you walk through life.
I keep thinking about
the things I could have said
or, done differently.
Just replaying moments
over and over again.
It's not what he would have wanted.
What would he want?
He'd want me to live.
That's what I owe him.
No way.
Dear Chester.
I was very intrigued
to receive a message recently
from a friend of yours...
Who's Neville Moore?
..telling me what a big
fan of my work you are.
And after looking at everything
your friend sent me,
I'm delighted to say that I am also
a big fan of your work.
Now, as you may know,
I am on the selection committee
of an international creative arts
high school in Berlin.
The school was established
for teenagers just like yourself
to have a place where you can grow
and nurture your voice
amongst like-minded people.
I presented them with your folio
and we're thrilled to be able
to offer you a place.
So?
Can I go?
They said yes.
My dad's gonna come with me
and work remotely for a year
and I've gotta call Mum every day
and go to therapy but...
..I can go.
Congrats.
It was you who sent that message.
Wasn't it?
You made this happen.
You gotta grow up eventually, right?
Thank you.
I don't want to say goodbye.
Then don't.
Go live for me.
Make it count.
Get outta here, you scamp.
Chester.
Friends for another day?
Asphodel FM were
getting rid of these.
You can finally play
some newer music?
This looks awesome.
Sure.
How's the name hunt going?
I think I've got it.
Grimba.
It's certainly...unique.
Thought you might need this.
Is this steel?
You wanted these?
Don't even think about it.
Somebody wanted to give you this.
Bridget.
How's he doing?
Keeps to himself.
Barely speaks.
But he's also never been nicer,
so swings and roundabouts.
Nimrod pretty much
runs this joint now.
I don't think there's anything
in that black bag for me?
Well, they were
out of phlegm packs, but...
Is this...
Oh!
Oh! Oh, my God!
I can't stay.
Mum's visiting and
she's taking me out to dinner.
But, I'll see you soon.
Be strange
but not a stranger.
Hey, what'd you get?
Ergh, a book?
Shut your trap, Tigger.
The Awesome Adventures
of Fester and Maggotboy.
Let me see.
Oh, I look hella cute.
Oh, that time the bird
ate my finger.
He gave me a lil goatee.
Oh, wow, whack ball Wednesday.
Friends for
another day.
Oi. Don't spoil it.
Start from the beginning, dingus.
Story,
story, story, story, story.
Once there was
and once there was not,
deep in the woods,
on the edge of town,
an old abandoned fun park,
forgotten by the world.
But inside there lived,
for want of a better word,
the best friends a boy
could ever have.
Captions by Red Bee Media
Copyright
Australian Broadcasting Corporation
I found the autopsy records.
Henley covered up their deaths.
That's why Remus lit the fire.
Henley didn't just cover them up.
He was their father.
He couldn't be.
Chester?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
What were you doing?
Nothing.
Have you seen Chester?
Nope.
What's the four-one-one?
I think Chester's
planning something stupid.
Is he here?
Nimrod, you seen him?
Their mother was
Henley's housekeeper.
She always hoped he'd marry her...
..but he didn't want anyone
to know about them.
After Kiba was born,
she realised he'd never love them.
So she took them to live far away.
He thought
if he paid for everything
that that would be enough.
Expensive gifts and shiny toys.
Who needs their parents to actually
just love them, right?
What? Why are you asking me?
You think 'cause I was one
of the first here,
Remus and I have
some sort of bro code
to have each other's back
no matter what?
Or you think I know Remus
might be up to something
and I'm just here bludging because
I don't want to break my promise?
Something on your mind, Nimrod?
He built all of this for them.
A whole fun park
for his two invisible children.
He even let them
have their own special day.
Just the two of them.
With no crowds or queues
to get in the way.
Or to see them either.
Remus took Fester and V
into the Mirror Maze.
What?
There was just one problem.
The park, it...
..wasn't entirely finished.
Henley never met a corner
he couldn't cut.
Remus. Remus!
Maybe we should get out of here.
She said the same thing.
She knew this place
wasn't safe, but...
..but I didn't listen to her.
"I"?
You don't know what's in there.
What's in there?
Those mirrors, they're...
They make you see...
..the thing you're
most scared to look at.
Nimrod, what's going on in there?
There might still be a way to fix.
How?
It's his sister.
Remus has a sister?
She's been trapped in
there since day one.
He's always been obsessed with
trying to find a way
to get her out.
I think he found it.
If you had the chance
to help her...
..wouldn't you do it?
Do what?
He made me deliver
a message on Halloween.
To Baba Vanga.
I think she's helping
him do something bad.
I've gotta stop him.
Would you take her place?
No.
It's not the way it works.
She's gone.
That's not me.
Get out of there!
Hey, let us in!
Hey! Let us in!
We could use Willo
as a battering ram?
Oi, what?
I've got a better idea.
That's not fair.
I know. But there's no coming back.
There is.
You just have to say it.
Say what?
Say you'll stay.
Chester.
Why are you acting like this?
Say that you'll take her place.
It has to be a choice.
V?
Chester.
Say it!
Where are you? V?
That's not Chester.
Good luck finding your way out now.
Mapplethorpe?
V?
You won't find your way out.
The sun will rise soon and then
you'll be trapped here forever.
Remus?
Kiba?
Remus?
Let me out!
Hello?
Yo, Maggotboy.
You good?
Are we gonna help her out or what?
She helped all of us.
If something bad happens to her,
I will hold you personally
responsible for all eternity.
We need a ladder or a rope
or someone strong and muscular
and hot to pull them out.
I'm on it.
Mum?
I'd like to talk to you.
So talk.
You know grandmother's been sick.
We're going to go home
to take care of her.
What about Dad?
Your father and I have spoken.
We think it's best
if he stays behind.
You know things have not
been good between us.
So you're just abandoning him?
It's not that simple.
Yes, it is.
Why would I go anywhere with you?
Because I love you very much,
my little apricot.
Don't say it.
If you leave, I'll never
speak to you again.
It'll be like you never existed.
And that would hurt me very much.
Don't go. Mum.
I didn't mean it!
Remus?
Where are you?
Kiba, where are you?
Remus?
I don't like it here.
I want to go home.
I'm coming.
I'm trying to find you.
Remus?
Remus?
Kiba, I'm trying to find you.
I don't like it here.
I want to go home.
Chester?
We should climb
the roller-coaster.
Get the best
shot up there.
So you didn't think to invite
us to meet your aunty?
But then you come knocking
when you need a favour?
Exclusion hurts, Nimrod.
Come on guys.
I didn't mean to upset you.
It's just you're a lot to take in,
given you're so, uh...
..good-looking and everything.
We're listening.
Xander, if it wasn't for V,
you wouldn't have gone on a date.
Don't you want to save her life?
This is for V?
Why didn't you say?
I'd like to talk to you.
So talk.
No.
No.
Why would I go anywhere with you?
I'd like to talk to you.
No.
I'll never speak to you again.
We should climb
the roller-coaster.
We'll get
the best shot up there.
What if we find
her film roll?
Fixer of life.
Why would I go anywhere with you?
No.
We should climb
the roller-coaster.
We'll get
the best shot up there.
Why would I go anywhere with you?
I'd like to talk to you.
No.
We should climb
the roller-coaster.
We'll get
the best shot up there.
What if we find
her film roll?
Fixer of life.
Get ready. Heave.
I'm heaving.
Not in the tuchus.
Not in the tuchus.
Heave.
This is weirder than
that show Lost.
You ever seen it?
We don't have time for
your dated references, Siobhan.
Wait.
I'm remembering something.
Could you remember faster?
I remember where there's a ladder.
This isn't working.
Are you Remus' sister?
He thinks I am.
But...you're not?
She didn't wake up.
Kiba?
Remus?
I don't like it here.
I want to go home.
Remus.
Kiba.
Why is he doing this?
He thinks he can free her.
But she didn't come back?
That's not gonna stop him.
Why are you wearing that blindfold?
Nobody's ready to look at me.
I am.
Friends for another day?
See you tomorrow.
The smell. Nope.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Mum?
I'm sorry.
V, can you hear me?
Nimrod?
Follow my voice.
We're on the roof.
This way.
We'll get you out.
How do I get up?
Jump.
Just a bit higher.
Come on, V.
You're almost there.
Chester.
Chester's still in there.
It's almost sunrise.
You have to look after yourself.
Go.
Chester.
It's me.
Mapplethorpe.
Mapplethorpe's dead.
And it's my fault.
What?
No.
That's not true.
I let him go.
I could have stopped him.
But I let him go.
No.
It's not your fault.
I chose to go. Nobody made me.
We should climb
the roller-coaster.
We'll get
the best shot up there.
It doesn't matter what you did.
Nothing would have been different.
It's nobody's fault.
I just...
..shouldn't have come here.
It was a stupid accident
and it's not fair.
But there's nobody to blame.
Especially not you.
You are my best friend.
You made every day fun
and when I was with you,
I never cared about what
anyone else thought.
You made me feel stronger.
Invincible.
I need you to know that.
I need you to keep being my friend.
But that only works if you're alive.
C'mon. We've got to get you out.
Wait.
There's something we have to do.
Why should you get to leave?
That's not her.
Remus.
My name's Romulus.
Ro...
..eemus.
It's not her.
Because she never woke up.
Did she?
Everyone else got
to wake up, you know?
But not her.
It's not fair.
You have to face this.
What is happening?
Guys, get back.
It's too late.
The sun's rising.
Stop being so negative.
Here, take this.
Hurry, come on.
Get him out.
Quickly.
Pass him to me.
Grief isn't a punishment.
It's not here to weigh you down.
It's something you hold hands
with as you walk through life.
I keep thinking about
the things I could have said
or, done differently.
Just replaying moments
over and over again.
It's not what he would have wanted.
What would he want?
He'd want me to live.
That's what I owe him.
No way.
Dear Chester.
I was very intrigued
to receive a message recently
from a friend of yours...
Who's Neville Moore?
..telling me what a big
fan of my work you are.
And after looking at everything
your friend sent me,
I'm delighted to say that I am also
a big fan of your work.
Now, as you may know,
I am on the selection committee
of an international creative arts
high school in Berlin.
The school was established
for teenagers just like yourself
to have a place where you can grow
and nurture your voice
amongst like-minded people.
I presented them with your folio
and we're thrilled to be able
to offer you a place.
So?
Can I go?
They said yes.
My dad's gonna come with me
and work remotely for a year
and I've gotta call Mum every day
and go to therapy but...
..I can go.
Congrats.
It was you who sent that message.
Wasn't it?
You made this happen.
You gotta grow up eventually, right?
Thank you.
I don't want to say goodbye.
Then don't.
Go live for me.
Make it count.
Get outta here, you scamp.
Chester.
Friends for another day?
Asphodel FM were
getting rid of these.
You can finally play
some newer music?
This looks awesome.
Sure.
How's the name hunt going?
I think I've got it.
Grimba.
It's certainly...unique.
Thought you might need this.
Is this steel?
You wanted these?
Don't even think about it.
Somebody wanted to give you this.
Bridget.
How's he doing?
Keeps to himself.
Barely speaks.
But he's also never been nicer,
so swings and roundabouts.
Nimrod pretty much
runs this joint now.
I don't think there's anything
in that black bag for me?
Well, they were
out of phlegm packs, but...
Is this...
Oh!
Oh! Oh, my God!
I can't stay.
Mum's visiting and
she's taking me out to dinner.
But, I'll see you soon.
Be strange
but not a stranger.
Hey, what'd you get?
Ergh, a book?
Shut your trap, Tigger.
The Awesome Adventures
of Fester and Maggotboy.
Let me see.
Oh, I look hella cute.
Oh, that time the bird
ate my finger.
He gave me a lil goatee.
Oh, wow, whack ball Wednesday.
Friends for
another day.
Oi. Don't spoil it.
Start from the beginning, dingus.
Story,
story, story, story, story.
Once there was
and once there was not,
deep in the woods,
on the edge of town,
an old abandoned fun park,
forgotten by the world.
But inside there lived,
for want of a better word,
the best friends a boy
could ever have.
Captions by Red Bee Media
Copyright
Australian Broadcasting Corporation