Crazy Fun Park (2023–…): Season 1, Episode 6 - Episode #1.6 - full transcript
Hi. Hey, you.
♪ I smoke like an iron lung
♪ Hide out in the
dark when it's summer
♪ I never go out in the sun
♪ I know that you've
got a new honey... ♪
♪ I know that you
have no more time... ♪
♪ For me And you
spend all your money
♪ On her... ♪
♪ I'm coming around
♪ I'm coming around
♪ Better pull your blind down
♪ Pull your blind
♪ I'm coming to get you... ♪
I think she needs help.
What if it's a no?
What if it's a yes?
And take off that mask.
OK.
Here goes.
Well? Say something.
I got an interview!
City campus.
Next week.
I have to present a folio.
Interview, special
circumstances.
They'll see me!
What was that?
Don't worry, I heard it too.
Yeah, of course you heard it
too. How is that reassuring?
It's coming from over there.
No, no, no. Don't go over.
I wanna see what it is.
Destinee?!
Trick or treat.
It was a few years ago.
You were all being complete
gits and I was feeling really...
..like I didn't want to be here.
So, you crossed the boundary?
It could have
ended you. I know.
But it was Halloween,
and every ghost story ever
says that on Halloween
the dead can walk the earth,
so, I thought why not try it?
And you didn't think to tell us?
Well, I would have
if someone asked,
but none of you even
noticed I was gone.
Yeah, thanks for that.
So, can they see you?
The living can't see
or hear the dead.
Wait, wait, wait -
so, if she can go out,
does that mean I can go out?
Probably.
What about Nimrod?
Most likely.
How about... Tigger?
Yeah. Zed?
Gonzo...
..everyone's capable of
leaving if they want.
But just for tonight?
So, boss, can we?
Bang your head, wake the dead.
What if it doesn't work?
Yeah, what if it's just a prank
'cause Destinee
wants to bump us off?
If I wanted to bump you off,
Willo, I'd use my hands.
I'll go. I'm not
scared of anything.
Look, a goose. Where?!
Oh, for heaven's sake.
This isn't how I remember it.
I'm kidding!
I'm fine!
That really wasn't very funny.
OK, OK, OK, let's do this.
Whoo-hoo!
Now what?
I don't want to be alone.
Me neither.
I'm good with whatever
everyone else wants to do.
So, where do you normally go?
The cemetery. They usually
have a pretty cool party.
Cemetery it is.
Yes!
But we stick together. Got it?
Lead the way.
Uh... Not you, though.
What did I do?
I have a job for you.
I ain't going there.
You will if you wanna
be let back in the park.
I'm counting on you.
Open-air cinema.
So, are you sure
we can't be seen?
Hmm... Let me check.
Oi! Dingus!
Nup. Fine. Sweet.
Now, remember - we
have to stick together.
Morons.
There's a girl on my grave.
Ooh! That's one purity point.
Ah!
Wait. I think they
go to my school.
They have a really cool feed about
unsolved accidents and tragedies.
Why are you saying 'they'?
'Cause I think they're
non-binary. They-them pronouns.
What do you mean 'pronouns'?
You know, doing words.
Like dancing,
swimming, sun-baking.
They're verbs. I know
what pronouns are.
How could she be a 'they'?
It's just the way
things are now.
But there's only one of her.
It doesn't matter. It's polite.
But she's a 'she'!
You don't know that. It's not
your place to gender someone.
Wait, wait, wait -
so, you're saying
that gender terms
don't matter anymore?
And a lot of guys are kicking us
on the make-up
application front as well.
Can we focus on the person
sitting on my gravestone?
Now you're getting it.
So, what do we do?
Lose something?
Uh... My bracelet. Thought I
might have dropped it here, but...
Do I know you?
I'm in the year
beneath you at school.
My condolences.
You like it that much, huh?
It's like my own
private underworld.
Which I guess makes
me Persephone.
Did you know her?
She died in 1997.
How old do you think I am?
Oh, right. I just...
Jokes.
I'm researching her for my feed.
Did you know she drowned in
front of, like, a hundred people
and nobody did a thing?
This town can be so brutal
to anyone who's different.
I guess that's why I kinda
feel like I DO know her.
Is that weird? To miss
someone you've never met?
Sometimes people you've never
met make the best companions.
"In the end, we are alone.
"And there is nothing but the
cold, dark wasteland of eternity."
Deep.
It's from Queen Of The
Damned. I love that book.
She's so hot.
'They'.
Excuse me? What?
I thought I heard
somebody say, "So hot."
No.
Wait, you heard that?
Heard what? You tell me.
I thought I heard
somebody say, "So hot."
It was probably just the wind.
P-i-i-i-z-z-z-a-a-a.
There it is again. I
didn't hear anything.
Let's
go. Great chat.
Happy Halloween.
Did they just hear me?
How is that even possible? The
living can't see or hear us.
Maybe it's not that they CAN'T,
it's just normally they WON'T?
So, now what?
Go talk to... them.
What? I can't just go over
there and initiate conversation.
Why not?
Well, for starters,
they can't see me.
If only it were Halloween
and you could get away
with wearing a disguise.
That's actually a
really good idea.
Yeah.
You don't all
have to sound so surprised.
But what do I say?
I'm not good at this.
What if I say something stupid
and what if they don't like me?
They're sitting on your grave
like they're auditioning
for an Evanescence video.
I don't get that reference.
Oh, trust me.
They're going to like you.
And if they don't,
well, that's their loss
and they should get
their head read.
Go!
You OK?
Do I look different?
I don't know, you don't
seem that happy to be out.
Last time I left the park,
I ended up puking maggots.
And, I don't want to shock
you, but the taste? Not good.
I mean it's just...
..if you were upset about what
that guy said at Careers Night...
Why would I care about
what some boomer thinks?
Besides, it's not like
you're going there, right?
Yeah. Right.
You know we can... we
can watch movies anytime.
You know what we
should be doing?
What?
Trick or treat! Oh,
no. We are not doing this.
Halloween is an American invention
to get kids to beg for lollies.
I'm not having it.
Go home!
Just want a night to myself.
Watch an L Word marathon
in peace.
That's it. What did I just say?
I don't care if it's
in a word or a book.
I'm pretty sure I know how
to get rid of a Babadook.
Is that supposed to scare me?
OK. A little creepy.
A-a-a-a-a-a-gh!
That was the best.
We got her so good.
She'll be OK though, right?
She served a tour of duty.
I think she'll be fine.
It's been way too long since
we've done something like this.
Maybe next weekend we
can go bowling or...
Where do you wanna go now?
We're not far from your place.
Yeah.
Do you wanna...
Not yet.
Do you wanna build a snowman?
So, where do you go to school?
I don't think I've seen
you around here before.
Do you wanna go get a kebab?
Show me
something else, please.
You're a
difficult woman to satisfy.
As I will now, Charles.
Cool costume.
Thanks. I like your outfit.
Yeah. Death rocks.
They're my favourite.
You've read Sandman?
Cover to cover twice.
Nice to meet someone with taste.
Why the mask?
Sometimes it's easier to be
yourself when no-one can see you.
Not that people looking
at me is a big problem.
Most of the time
I feel invisible.
Sorry. I said too much.
No. Not at all. I
know what you mean.
You do?
Yeah. Most of the time I feel
like a ghost in this town.
That's how I used to feel.
Used to?
Until about a minute ago.
Smooth. Oh, I didn't
mean it like...
I'm Bridget.
Diana.
The goddess of the hunt.
That's me.
I turn voyeurs into deer and
rip them apart with my dogs!
Want to go for a walk?
Uh...
Go, go, go, go, go.
Sure.
Mm!
Every pot finds
its lid.
Oh...
Ah...
Ah!
Oh.
Ohh...
Ah...
Ah...
I...
..see you.
Ah!
Hey!
Hey, Mogwai! Come on!
What's got into you?
There's nobody there.
Come
on, sit down. Settle down.
Is that yours? My bracelet!
I must have dropped
it here on the way in.
Wait... how did YOU
know I'd lost it?
Um...
Lucky guess.
This is my favourite
place right here.
I loved it when they
built this garden.
Hasn't it been like
this for 20 years?
Oh. Um... I saw
photos. In the library.
Oh.
Vintage.
You sure do like old stuff.
Is that bad?
I like it. I feel like I was
born in the wrong decade.
The '90s seem way cooler.
It was the best!
I imagine, anyway.
It had the best music.
Alanis.
I'll make you a mixtape.
Really?
I would love that.
I think my dad still has an
old tape deck in the garage.
I'll have to give YOU something.
Oh, no. You don't have to.
I want to.
No-one's ever given
me a flower before.
I think I know why.
Guess I don't have
much of a green thumb.
What?
No, I couldn't.
Come on.
If I lost it, I wasn't taking
particularly good care of it.
Now you'll always remember me.
It's not exactly a snowman.
True. Mm.
And it's missing something.
Mm.
Aha!
Ole!
I think this just might
be our masterpiece.
I'm sorry.
Oh. That's OK. You can't
help the way you smell.
What that guy said,
that was... wrong.
I DO need you.
No matter what happens.
You know that, right?
Damn straight.
It's not like I'm
going anywhere, right?
Siempre viva!
Oh.
Think quick.
That was a
nice thing you did.
She
deserves to be happy.
I'm not used to girls
like you being nice.
What? You know what I mean.
Normally the cool kids wouldn't
even give me the time of day.
Well, I guess you weirdos
have me outnumbered.
Or maybe deep down you're
actually a weirdo too
and you just don't know it.
Maybe.
And maybe you're actually one of
the cool kids and YOU don't know it.
Maybe.
So...
So.
Yo, McPhail! It's
almost dawn. We gotta motor.
I'll be right there.
What? Nothing.
I had a really
nice time tonight.
Me too.
In fact, I think it might
kinda, maybe, possibly
be one of the best
nights of my life.
Potentially.
Wow.
Well, does that mean I
get to see your face?
Is that a no?
I'm just... scared.
If you see what's
underneath this mask,
you won't want to see me again.
You've already shown me
what's underneath the mask.
I just want to see your face.
Wait!
Diana!
Diana! Diana, sto...
Diana.
Come on! Come on!
♪ Hell above
♪ And Heaven below
♪ All the trees
♪ Are gone
♪ The rain makes
such a lovely sound
♪ To those who are
six feet under ground
♪ The leaves will bury
♪ Every year
♪ And no-one knows I'm gone
♪ Live me golden
♪ Tell me dark
♪ Hide from Graveyard John
♪ The moon is full here
♪ Every night
♪ And I can bathe
here in his light
♪ The leaves will bury
♪ Every year
♪ And no-one knows I'm gone. ♪
I got your message.
The burning house
was a nice touch.
How do I get out of here?
For good?
Death is irreversible.
You give way to new life.
There's no coming back.
I know there's a way.
Tell me!
Or you might wake
up to your own fire.
Ohh!
Well...
..try this.
And remember...
..it needs to be a choice.
Captions by Red Bee Media
Copyright Australian
Broadcasting Corporation
♪ I smoke like an iron lung
♪ Hide out in the
dark when it's summer
♪ I never go out in the sun
♪ I know that you've
got a new honey... ♪
♪ I know that you
have no more time... ♪
♪ For me And you
spend all your money
♪ On her... ♪
♪ I'm coming around
♪ I'm coming around
♪ Better pull your blind down
♪ Pull your blind
♪ I'm coming to get you... ♪
I think she needs help.
What if it's a no?
What if it's a yes?
And take off that mask.
OK.
Here goes.
Well? Say something.
I got an interview!
City campus.
Next week.
I have to present a folio.
Interview, special
circumstances.
They'll see me!
What was that?
Don't worry, I heard it too.
Yeah, of course you heard it
too. How is that reassuring?
It's coming from over there.
No, no, no. Don't go over.
I wanna see what it is.
Destinee?!
Trick or treat.
It was a few years ago.
You were all being complete
gits and I was feeling really...
..like I didn't want to be here.
So, you crossed the boundary?
It could have
ended you. I know.
But it was Halloween,
and every ghost story ever
says that on Halloween
the dead can walk the earth,
so, I thought why not try it?
And you didn't think to tell us?
Well, I would have
if someone asked,
but none of you even
noticed I was gone.
Yeah, thanks for that.
So, can they see you?
The living can't see
or hear the dead.
Wait, wait, wait -
so, if she can go out,
does that mean I can go out?
Probably.
What about Nimrod?
Most likely.
How about... Tigger?
Yeah. Zed?
Gonzo...
..everyone's capable of
leaving if they want.
But just for tonight?
So, boss, can we?
Bang your head, wake the dead.
What if it doesn't work?
Yeah, what if it's just a prank
'cause Destinee
wants to bump us off?
If I wanted to bump you off,
Willo, I'd use my hands.
I'll go. I'm not
scared of anything.
Look, a goose. Where?!
Oh, for heaven's sake.
This isn't how I remember it.
I'm kidding!
I'm fine!
That really wasn't very funny.
OK, OK, OK, let's do this.
Whoo-hoo!
Now what?
I don't want to be alone.
Me neither.
I'm good with whatever
everyone else wants to do.
So, where do you normally go?
The cemetery. They usually
have a pretty cool party.
Cemetery it is.
Yes!
But we stick together. Got it?
Lead the way.
Uh... Not you, though.
What did I do?
I have a job for you.
I ain't going there.
You will if you wanna
be let back in the park.
I'm counting on you.
Open-air cinema.
So, are you sure
we can't be seen?
Hmm... Let me check.
Oi! Dingus!
Nup. Fine. Sweet.
Now, remember - we
have to stick together.
Morons.
There's a girl on my grave.
Ooh! That's one purity point.
Ah!
Wait. I think they
go to my school.
They have a really cool feed about
unsolved accidents and tragedies.
Why are you saying 'they'?
'Cause I think they're
non-binary. They-them pronouns.
What do you mean 'pronouns'?
You know, doing words.
Like dancing,
swimming, sun-baking.
They're verbs. I know
what pronouns are.
How could she be a 'they'?
It's just the way
things are now.
But there's only one of her.
It doesn't matter. It's polite.
But she's a 'she'!
You don't know that. It's not
your place to gender someone.
Wait, wait, wait -
so, you're saying
that gender terms
don't matter anymore?
And a lot of guys are kicking us
on the make-up
application front as well.
Can we focus on the person
sitting on my gravestone?
Now you're getting it.
So, what do we do?
Lose something?
Uh... My bracelet. Thought I
might have dropped it here, but...
Do I know you?
I'm in the year
beneath you at school.
My condolences.
You like it that much, huh?
It's like my own
private underworld.
Which I guess makes
me Persephone.
Did you know her?
She died in 1997.
How old do you think I am?
Oh, right. I just...
Jokes.
I'm researching her for my feed.
Did you know she drowned in
front of, like, a hundred people
and nobody did a thing?
This town can be so brutal
to anyone who's different.
I guess that's why I kinda
feel like I DO know her.
Is that weird? To miss
someone you've never met?
Sometimes people you've never
met make the best companions.
"In the end, we are alone.
"And there is nothing but the
cold, dark wasteland of eternity."
Deep.
It's from Queen Of The
Damned. I love that book.
She's so hot.
'They'.
Excuse me? What?
I thought I heard
somebody say, "So hot."
No.
Wait, you heard that?
Heard what? You tell me.
I thought I heard
somebody say, "So hot."
It was probably just the wind.
P-i-i-i-z-z-z-a-a-a.
There it is again. I
didn't hear anything.
Let's
go. Great chat.
Happy Halloween.
Did they just hear me?
How is that even possible? The
living can't see or hear us.
Maybe it's not that they CAN'T,
it's just normally they WON'T?
So, now what?
Go talk to... them.
What? I can't just go over
there and initiate conversation.
Why not?
Well, for starters,
they can't see me.
If only it were Halloween
and you could get away
with wearing a disguise.
That's actually a
really good idea.
Yeah.
You don't all
have to sound so surprised.
But what do I say?
I'm not good at this.
What if I say something stupid
and what if they don't like me?
They're sitting on your grave
like they're auditioning
for an Evanescence video.
I don't get that reference.
Oh, trust me.
They're going to like you.
And if they don't,
well, that's their loss
and they should get
their head read.
Go!
You OK?
Do I look different?
I don't know, you don't
seem that happy to be out.
Last time I left the park,
I ended up puking maggots.
And, I don't want to shock
you, but the taste? Not good.
I mean it's just...
..if you were upset about what
that guy said at Careers Night...
Why would I care about
what some boomer thinks?
Besides, it's not like
you're going there, right?
Yeah. Right.
You know we can... we
can watch movies anytime.
You know what we
should be doing?
What?
Trick or treat! Oh,
no. We are not doing this.
Halloween is an American invention
to get kids to beg for lollies.
I'm not having it.
Go home!
Just want a night to myself.
Watch an L Word marathon
in peace.
That's it. What did I just say?
I don't care if it's
in a word or a book.
I'm pretty sure I know how
to get rid of a Babadook.
Is that supposed to scare me?
OK. A little creepy.
A-a-a-a-a-a-gh!
That was the best.
We got her so good.
She'll be OK though, right?
She served a tour of duty.
I think she'll be fine.
It's been way too long since
we've done something like this.
Maybe next weekend we
can go bowling or...
Where do you wanna go now?
We're not far from your place.
Yeah.
Do you wanna...
Not yet.
Do you wanna build a snowman?
So, where do you go to school?
I don't think I've seen
you around here before.
Do you wanna go get a kebab?
Show me
something else, please.
You're a
difficult woman to satisfy.
As I will now, Charles.
Cool costume.
Thanks. I like your outfit.
Yeah. Death rocks.
They're my favourite.
You've read Sandman?
Cover to cover twice.
Nice to meet someone with taste.
Why the mask?
Sometimes it's easier to be
yourself when no-one can see you.
Not that people looking
at me is a big problem.
Most of the time
I feel invisible.
Sorry. I said too much.
No. Not at all. I
know what you mean.
You do?
Yeah. Most of the time I feel
like a ghost in this town.
That's how I used to feel.
Used to?
Until about a minute ago.
Smooth. Oh, I didn't
mean it like...
I'm Bridget.
Diana.
The goddess of the hunt.
That's me.
I turn voyeurs into deer and
rip them apart with my dogs!
Want to go for a walk?
Uh...
Go, go, go, go, go.
Sure.
Mm!
Every pot finds
its lid.
Oh...
Ah...
Ah!
Oh.
Ohh...
Ah...
Ah...
I...
..see you.
Ah!
Hey!
Hey, Mogwai! Come on!
What's got into you?
There's nobody there.
Come
on, sit down. Settle down.
Is that yours? My bracelet!
I must have dropped
it here on the way in.
Wait... how did YOU
know I'd lost it?
Um...
Lucky guess.
This is my favourite
place right here.
I loved it when they
built this garden.
Hasn't it been like
this for 20 years?
Oh. Um... I saw
photos. In the library.
Oh.
Vintage.
You sure do like old stuff.
Is that bad?
I like it. I feel like I was
born in the wrong decade.
The '90s seem way cooler.
It was the best!
I imagine, anyway.
It had the best music.
Alanis.
I'll make you a mixtape.
Really?
I would love that.
I think my dad still has an
old tape deck in the garage.
I'll have to give YOU something.
Oh, no. You don't have to.
I want to.
No-one's ever given
me a flower before.
I think I know why.
Guess I don't have
much of a green thumb.
What?
No, I couldn't.
Come on.
If I lost it, I wasn't taking
particularly good care of it.
Now you'll always remember me.
It's not exactly a snowman.
True. Mm.
And it's missing something.
Mm.
Aha!
Ole!
I think this just might
be our masterpiece.
I'm sorry.
Oh. That's OK. You can't
help the way you smell.
What that guy said,
that was... wrong.
I DO need you.
No matter what happens.
You know that, right?
Damn straight.
It's not like I'm
going anywhere, right?
Siempre viva!
Oh.
Think quick.
That was a
nice thing you did.
She
deserves to be happy.
I'm not used to girls
like you being nice.
What? You know what I mean.
Normally the cool kids wouldn't
even give me the time of day.
Well, I guess you weirdos
have me outnumbered.
Or maybe deep down you're
actually a weirdo too
and you just don't know it.
Maybe.
And maybe you're actually one of
the cool kids and YOU don't know it.
Maybe.
So...
So.
Yo, McPhail! It's
almost dawn. We gotta motor.
I'll be right there.
What? Nothing.
I had a really
nice time tonight.
Me too.
In fact, I think it might
kinda, maybe, possibly
be one of the best
nights of my life.
Potentially.
Wow.
Well, does that mean I
get to see your face?
Is that a no?
I'm just... scared.
If you see what's
underneath this mask,
you won't want to see me again.
You've already shown me
what's underneath the mask.
I just want to see your face.
Wait!
Diana!
Diana! Diana, sto...
Diana.
Come on! Come on!
♪ Hell above
♪ And Heaven below
♪ All the trees
♪ Are gone
♪ The rain makes
such a lovely sound
♪ To those who are
six feet under ground
♪ The leaves will bury
♪ Every year
♪ And no-one knows I'm gone
♪ Live me golden
♪ Tell me dark
♪ Hide from Graveyard John
♪ The moon is full here
♪ Every night
♪ And I can bathe
here in his light
♪ The leaves will bury
♪ Every year
♪ And no-one knows I'm gone. ♪
I got your message.
The burning house
was a nice touch.
How do I get out of here?
For good?
Death is irreversible.
You give way to new life.
There's no coming back.
I know there's a way.
Tell me!
Or you might wake
up to your own fire.
Ohh!
Well...
..try this.
And remember...
..it needs to be a choice.
Captions by Red Bee Media
Copyright Australian
Broadcasting Corporation