Crazy Fun Park (2023–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Episode #1.5 - full transcript
Argh!
Oh, don't do that!
You took your sweet time.
Henley was hanging around.
He's fully suss on me.
We should hurry.
Rah!
Good one, goober.
Oi, wait up!
Sick.
This is such a bad idea.
Oh, man, you've worked here
for months,
and we haven't done a single thing.
Oh, Yiayia's gonna love this.
Why can't we just get normal ones
in front of the Christmas tree?
What, like all the other cousins?
Nah. No, not us. Not us.
Makrides brothers forever.
Makrides brothers forever!
Start her up, Xan.
It's time to ride.
Dude, no.
We agreed on a photo, that's it.
I've got a date tonight.
Chunder.
Chunder.
Chunder. Chunder. Chunder.
Chunder. Chunder. Chunder.
OK, OK!
One ride.
Makrides forever!
# Searching for some company
# Feel the rhythm dance with me
# Them beat-boy blues
seem out of place... #
# Party pace!
# Dance, dance on the floor... #
I don't like this.
What's that sound?!
I don't know!
Well, shut it off!
I can't!
# Dance, dance, feel the heat... #
Get me off this thing!
Agh!
# Hit that perfect beat, boy! #
Did you get it, V?
Three garage sales
and a whole Sunday afternoon later.
Booya! Ash said it's a clanger.
'Banger'.
And I think she was being sarcastic.
Oh! Leather cover,
secure grip, rolled seams?
Deadly!
So, what are you going to do with...
Hear that?
Real one just sounds different.
That cost me 10 bucks.
Breakfast!
Thanks, Violetta!
Last stop.
Hey...
..guys, are you in there?
Guys?
Whatcha got for us?
Nothin'. We didn't ask for nothin'.
I got a note asking for...
Nah. I didn't ask for those.
My bad.
They're probably for Willo...
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Willo's lactose intolerant.
Waste not, want not.
Oi, whatcha got?
Quit hogging them.
Give us one, greedy guts.
When you find out whose this is...
I want some.
..tell 'em I owe 'em big-time.
Give me one, maggot breath.
Shut it, goober.
Ooh. That's just painful to watch.
Xander's got the joneses bad
for Siobhan.
But it's hard to flirt
with whiny Kyros and that jerk Darius
always on your back.
Sorry!
Poor guy.
He's a Smiths song waiting to happen.
Uh...
Careers night?
Gross.
You have no idea.
Ms Wiest really wants me to go.
Oh, and Mum has organised me to talk
to this architect
she went to uni with.
You're gonna miss out.
Hm?
Tonight I'll be breaking
the park high score.
That guy from, um...Creative Arts
High is gonna be there.
Don't freak out, but...
..I thought...I could show him
some of our stuff...
..get some feedback.
Genius!
After that second-rate art school
trash, he's gonna love it!
Maybe he'll even wanna publish it.
Yeah, maybe.
OK, you do not want to mess this up.
This is a big opportunity.
You need to tell me everything.
No, write it down.
Record it!
How do you feel about
wearing a hidden camera?
A little weird.
One day our fans
will talk of this meeting.
It'll be part of our mythology.
Nay, our legend.
No. No way.
Xan's not into Siobhan.
Come on, as if I wouldn't notice.
I'm a goth. I see unrequited love
like psychics see auras.
Have you tried talking to her?
How am I supposed to do that?
Darius won't let you get a word in.
I'd never get in Xan's way.
Never. He's family.
Shh, listen.
He doesn't mean it,
he's just so dominating.
He always takes over
and tells me what to do.
I can't be me.
Boring.
Shut it, goober!
Is that true?
Kyros, am I that bad?
Worse.
You also got death breath.
I'm just trying to look out for you.
You're my little bro.
How can I make this right?
Well, I never did
get to go on a date.
You know what? Why not?
I'm not doing anything else.
I got a date?
I told you you'd make
a great last resort.
So, what time?
Wait. Tonight?
Mm-hm.
Yes. Come on!
Can we turn this around in time?
Oh, trust me.
I've been waiting for two of us
to hook up for years. I am ready.
Let you know how it goes!
Left you alone again?
What?
Yeah.
No. People know where I am.
If anything happens to me it'll
lead them to a safety deposit box.
Where's Fester going?
He's showing our work to a, uh...
..major talent scout.
Wow.
And you don't get
to be a part of it.
I don't care.
It's not like I'm missing out
on something that...
..might immortalise me forever.
So, if I was to tell you that there
might be a way you could join him,
that probably
WOULDN'T be of interest to you.
What?
You mean get out of here?
Hard pass.
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
This...
..is yours, right?
Yeah.
Watch this.
No way.
But how?
It's the connection.
This was important to you
when you were alive.
It creates a link between
you in here and the world out there.
Try it.
No. No, you try it.
It's not my toy.
I don't want to be your experiment,
Dr Frankenstein.
Just 'cause the toy made it,
doesn't mean I will.
This beautiful face
could go up in flames.
Fine. If you want to miss this
once-in-a-deathtime opportunity...
..fine.
I do wanna go, though.
Listen...I get it.
I do. It's scary.
But you know what might help?
No, I'm melting!
No! I'm melting!
I'm... I'm...
I'm fine.
I'm out.
Oh! I'm out!
Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
Our little secret, OK?
You keep that thing with you,
and if you feel anything weird,
you come straight back.
Entschuldigung?
What do you mean 'weird'?
Just be back by sunrise.
Maybe before.
What happens if I'm not?
Go!
Whoo!
Oh, yeah!
I'm coming, Chester!
But he is he, and she is she.
They were two before their time.
He was hers before he knew,
and she has always been his too.
He knows this is a first date, right?
I have no idea what to talk about.
It's fine.
Just tell her you're in a band.
You're a lead guitarist.
No, no, you're a lead singer.
Chicks go crazy for stuff like that.
But I never...
Good evening, sirs. Right this way.
And now a special song
to set the mood.
Gonzo...what are you doing?
Good evening, Siobhan.
Hey, Xander.
Hey, guys.
Ignore us. We're not even here.
Unless you want us to be.
So, um...
..How have you been?
Oh, you know, wake up,
ride the rides, be dead.
Living the dream!
Cool.
Cool, cool.
Yeah, I mean, I was just
thinking about my old band...
Mm-hm.
..from when I was alive.
A band?
Great.
I was the lead singer.
We were really popular.
Yeah. Yeah.
A lot of fans.
- Uh-huh.
- Nice, bro.
Can I take your order?
Yeah.
Take control.
But I don't know what she wants.
Doesn't matter. YOU decide.
Chicks love confidence.
I think I'll have the caramel...
We'll have two meat pies,
extra sauce and a round of dimmies.
We've got two-minute noodles.
Two of the two-minute noodle
specials.
It's not special. It's all we got.
How's he going?
It's like a ventriloquist died
and the dummy kept talking.
Chester, your parents said
you're keen to become an architect.
I... Yeah.
I really like drawing.
It comes naturally.
Your stink comes naturally.
Ches.
Oh.
Uh... I suppose
I'm looking for a job where I can...
Smell my own butt.
Where you can...
..draw?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah?
Hell-o-o-o-o.
Agh!
What are you doing here?
Excuse me?
Projects!
Oh.
What projects are you doing here?
Well...
What projects? What projects?
..we've just started
a gorgeous hotel on the foreshore.
That sounds gorgeous, doesn't it?
Right on the foreshore,
where everyone
lets their dogs take a dump.
Oh, I'm sorry! Whoops!
I'll just get...
How are you here, haunting me?
Haunting?
Yeah.
I'm body non-committal,
thank you very much.
Oh.
And I'm here to make sure
we blow Oleander away.
Chester? Whatcha doing down there?
So sorry.
Well, it's great to be able to draw,
but if you want to be an architect
you also need to be able to focus.
People really underestimate how much
you need to be able to focus...
You have a little something.
I do?
Just let me...
Excuse me?
Uh... Just...
Oh, OK.
Yeah, no, no,...
Uh-uh, alright...
How about this? Yeah? OK.
Come on, you're wasting time!
Oh. Uh... Is there somewhere else
you need to be?
No. I'm happy here.
Anything else can wait.
Uh...
Why don't we put a pin in this, eh?
Gotta go.
John Bonham's drum kicks are just...
..argh!
You've seen Zep, right?
I'll take this for you, sir.
Stop talking so much about
yourself and ask some questions.
You're boring her, doofus.
Sorry. Um...
I've been meaning to ask, um...
..what music are you into?
The usual.
Britney, uh...Christina, NSync.
Sick. Bet they shred like lords.
I don't think they play anything,
but they're hella cute, though.
They're a boy band.
You don't like music by adults?
So, I heard your spawn point
is Chunder Struck.
What's that like?
You've never ridden the Chunder?
I've barely done anything here.
Kevin didn't like doing much.
Except for talking about himself.
Non-stop.
Sounds like a real barf bag.
He was.
He was a real barf bag.
Want me to show you around?
And miss all this
excruciating awkwardness?
Stop pushing!
Yeah, there is just something
about wood panelling, right?
Are you Chester Dante?
The artist in residence?
Tell him.
Uh... I don't know about that...
Oh, enough talk. Show him!
Thank you.
Oh.
Ask him what he thinks.
What... What do you think?
Mm.
Ah.
Tell him you want feedback.
Just chill. Chill.
Sorry?
You love it.
Groundbreaking.
Unlike anything
you've ever seen before.
An artist certainly has to be bold.
And this is certainly bold.
Yes!
See?! He loves it!
Let's buy a yacht.
Who are your influences?
Neville Moore.
As if he's ever heard
of Neville Moore.
That's obvious.
What?
Eek.
Very promising.
But art has to be personal.
This feels derivative.
Derivative?
I wrote it with my best friend.
This is incredibly personal.
Maybe you don't need him.
Have you created
anything on your own?
What?
Take a look at this.
It may not seem like much,
but it was the first time
I made a conscious effort
to move away from my influences
to make something alone.
It's still the piece
I'm most proud of.
I've seen better art
on the walls of a public toilet.
What would this imposter know?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Chester, is everything OK?
Yeah. Uh... It...
It's just a really beautiful piece.
He doesn't know anything.
No-one here does.
Stop it.
I beg your pardon?
This is my one chance.
Oh...
# If I could paint... #
Cheese!
# I'd paint a portrait of you... #
Argh!
# The sunlight in your eyes... #
KYROS: Let me see. I wanna see.
# A masterpiece of truth... #
No. What?!
# And a single tear
# Like a silent prayer
# That's shining so much brighter
# Than I diamond ever dared... #
Yes!
Oh!
# If I could do anything at all... #
Yay!
# I'd do it for you... #
# If I could write
# I'd write a book for you
# A tale of hidden treasures
# With an IOU
# And a million words
wouldn't say a thing... #
I had a really good time tonight.
Me too. I've never been on a date
with three guys at once.
Yeah.
Maybe...
..we could do this again?
I like you, Xander.
You guys are nice too.
But I missed out on so much
because of Kevin.
I never got to be by myself.
I was always
someone else's appendage.
Mm-hm.
So...
..I need to...
Be on your own for a while.
I knew you would get it.
You OK, big fella?
I'm...
..ace.
I went on a date!
A REAL date.
Yeah, you did.
Thanks, bros.
Makrides forever!
Mum?
What happened?!
Maggots happened! Heaps of them!
Could they see you?
Could they hear you?
Tell me everything.
Parent alert.
Hey, Ches,
your dad and I are sorry if we put
too much pressure on you tonight.
Can we just talk about this
tomorrow?
Of course.
Look, we just
wanted to let you know that...
..whatever you choose
to do with your life...
..we are right there with you, OK?
Thanks, Dad.
Don't stay up too late.
It didn't work.
His body wasn't strong enough.
But I'll find a way.
I promise.
I'm gonna get us out of here.
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Australian Broadcasting Corporation
Oh, don't do that!
You took your sweet time.
Henley was hanging around.
He's fully suss on me.
We should hurry.
Rah!
Good one, goober.
Oi, wait up!
Sick.
This is such a bad idea.
Oh, man, you've worked here
for months,
and we haven't done a single thing.
Oh, Yiayia's gonna love this.
Why can't we just get normal ones
in front of the Christmas tree?
What, like all the other cousins?
Nah. No, not us. Not us.
Makrides brothers forever.
Makrides brothers forever!
Start her up, Xan.
It's time to ride.
Dude, no.
We agreed on a photo, that's it.
I've got a date tonight.
Chunder.
Chunder.
Chunder. Chunder. Chunder.
Chunder. Chunder. Chunder.
OK, OK!
One ride.
Makrides forever!
# Searching for some company
# Feel the rhythm dance with me
# Them beat-boy blues
seem out of place... #
# Party pace!
# Dance, dance on the floor... #
I don't like this.
What's that sound?!
I don't know!
Well, shut it off!
I can't!
# Dance, dance, feel the heat... #
Get me off this thing!
Agh!
# Hit that perfect beat, boy! #
Did you get it, V?
Three garage sales
and a whole Sunday afternoon later.
Booya! Ash said it's a clanger.
'Banger'.
And I think she was being sarcastic.
Oh! Leather cover,
secure grip, rolled seams?
Deadly!
So, what are you going to do with...
Hear that?
Real one just sounds different.
That cost me 10 bucks.
Breakfast!
Thanks, Violetta!
Last stop.
Hey...
..guys, are you in there?
Guys?
Whatcha got for us?
Nothin'. We didn't ask for nothin'.
I got a note asking for...
Nah. I didn't ask for those.
My bad.
They're probably for Willo...
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Willo's lactose intolerant.
Waste not, want not.
Oi, whatcha got?
Quit hogging them.
Give us one, greedy guts.
When you find out whose this is...
I want some.
..tell 'em I owe 'em big-time.
Give me one, maggot breath.
Shut it, goober.
Ooh. That's just painful to watch.
Xander's got the joneses bad
for Siobhan.
But it's hard to flirt
with whiny Kyros and that jerk Darius
always on your back.
Sorry!
Poor guy.
He's a Smiths song waiting to happen.
Uh...
Careers night?
Gross.
You have no idea.
Ms Wiest really wants me to go.
Oh, and Mum has organised me to talk
to this architect
she went to uni with.
You're gonna miss out.
Hm?
Tonight I'll be breaking
the park high score.
That guy from, um...Creative Arts
High is gonna be there.
Don't freak out, but...
..I thought...I could show him
some of our stuff...
..get some feedback.
Genius!
After that second-rate art school
trash, he's gonna love it!
Maybe he'll even wanna publish it.
Yeah, maybe.
OK, you do not want to mess this up.
This is a big opportunity.
You need to tell me everything.
No, write it down.
Record it!
How do you feel about
wearing a hidden camera?
A little weird.
One day our fans
will talk of this meeting.
It'll be part of our mythology.
Nay, our legend.
No. No way.
Xan's not into Siobhan.
Come on, as if I wouldn't notice.
I'm a goth. I see unrequited love
like psychics see auras.
Have you tried talking to her?
How am I supposed to do that?
Darius won't let you get a word in.
I'd never get in Xan's way.
Never. He's family.
Shh, listen.
He doesn't mean it,
he's just so dominating.
He always takes over
and tells me what to do.
I can't be me.
Boring.
Shut it, goober!
Is that true?
Kyros, am I that bad?
Worse.
You also got death breath.
I'm just trying to look out for you.
You're my little bro.
How can I make this right?
Well, I never did
get to go on a date.
You know what? Why not?
I'm not doing anything else.
I got a date?
I told you you'd make
a great last resort.
So, what time?
Wait. Tonight?
Mm-hm.
Yes. Come on!
Can we turn this around in time?
Oh, trust me.
I've been waiting for two of us
to hook up for years. I am ready.
Let you know how it goes!
Left you alone again?
What?
Yeah.
No. People know where I am.
If anything happens to me it'll
lead them to a safety deposit box.
Where's Fester going?
He's showing our work to a, uh...
..major talent scout.
Wow.
And you don't get
to be a part of it.
I don't care.
It's not like I'm missing out
on something that...
..might immortalise me forever.
So, if I was to tell you that there
might be a way you could join him,
that probably
WOULDN'T be of interest to you.
What?
You mean get out of here?
Hard pass.
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
This...
..is yours, right?
Yeah.
Watch this.
No way.
But how?
It's the connection.
This was important to you
when you were alive.
It creates a link between
you in here and the world out there.
Try it.
No. No, you try it.
It's not my toy.
I don't want to be your experiment,
Dr Frankenstein.
Just 'cause the toy made it,
doesn't mean I will.
This beautiful face
could go up in flames.
Fine. If you want to miss this
once-in-a-deathtime opportunity...
..fine.
I do wanna go, though.
Listen...I get it.
I do. It's scary.
But you know what might help?
No, I'm melting!
No! I'm melting!
I'm... I'm...
I'm fine.
I'm out.
Oh! I'm out!
Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
Our little secret, OK?
You keep that thing with you,
and if you feel anything weird,
you come straight back.
Entschuldigung?
What do you mean 'weird'?
Just be back by sunrise.
Maybe before.
What happens if I'm not?
Go!
Whoo!
Oh, yeah!
I'm coming, Chester!
But he is he, and she is she.
They were two before their time.
He was hers before he knew,
and she has always been his too.
He knows this is a first date, right?
I have no idea what to talk about.
It's fine.
Just tell her you're in a band.
You're a lead guitarist.
No, no, you're a lead singer.
Chicks go crazy for stuff like that.
But I never...
Good evening, sirs. Right this way.
And now a special song
to set the mood.
Gonzo...what are you doing?
Good evening, Siobhan.
Hey, Xander.
Hey, guys.
Ignore us. We're not even here.
Unless you want us to be.
So, um...
..How have you been?
Oh, you know, wake up,
ride the rides, be dead.
Living the dream!
Cool.
Cool, cool.
Yeah, I mean, I was just
thinking about my old band...
Mm-hm.
..from when I was alive.
A band?
Great.
I was the lead singer.
We were really popular.
Yeah. Yeah.
A lot of fans.
- Uh-huh.
- Nice, bro.
Can I take your order?
Yeah.
Take control.
But I don't know what she wants.
Doesn't matter. YOU decide.
Chicks love confidence.
I think I'll have the caramel...
We'll have two meat pies,
extra sauce and a round of dimmies.
We've got two-minute noodles.
Two of the two-minute noodle
specials.
It's not special. It's all we got.
How's he going?
It's like a ventriloquist died
and the dummy kept talking.
Chester, your parents said
you're keen to become an architect.
I... Yeah.
I really like drawing.
It comes naturally.
Your stink comes naturally.
Ches.
Oh.
Uh... I suppose
I'm looking for a job where I can...
Smell my own butt.
Where you can...
..draw?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah?
Hell-o-o-o-o.
Agh!
What are you doing here?
Excuse me?
Projects!
Oh.
What projects are you doing here?
Well...
What projects? What projects?
..we've just started
a gorgeous hotel on the foreshore.
That sounds gorgeous, doesn't it?
Right on the foreshore,
where everyone
lets their dogs take a dump.
Oh, I'm sorry! Whoops!
I'll just get...
How are you here, haunting me?
Haunting?
Yeah.
I'm body non-committal,
thank you very much.
Oh.
And I'm here to make sure
we blow Oleander away.
Chester? Whatcha doing down there?
So sorry.
Well, it's great to be able to draw,
but if you want to be an architect
you also need to be able to focus.
People really underestimate how much
you need to be able to focus...
You have a little something.
I do?
Just let me...
Excuse me?
Uh... Just...
Oh, OK.
Yeah, no, no,...
Uh-uh, alright...
How about this? Yeah? OK.
Come on, you're wasting time!
Oh. Uh... Is there somewhere else
you need to be?
No. I'm happy here.
Anything else can wait.
Uh...
Why don't we put a pin in this, eh?
Gotta go.
John Bonham's drum kicks are just...
..argh!
You've seen Zep, right?
I'll take this for you, sir.
Stop talking so much about
yourself and ask some questions.
You're boring her, doofus.
Sorry. Um...
I've been meaning to ask, um...
..what music are you into?
The usual.
Britney, uh...Christina, NSync.
Sick. Bet they shred like lords.
I don't think they play anything,
but they're hella cute, though.
They're a boy band.
You don't like music by adults?
So, I heard your spawn point
is Chunder Struck.
What's that like?
You've never ridden the Chunder?
I've barely done anything here.
Kevin didn't like doing much.
Except for talking about himself.
Non-stop.
Sounds like a real barf bag.
He was.
He was a real barf bag.
Want me to show you around?
And miss all this
excruciating awkwardness?
Stop pushing!
Yeah, there is just something
about wood panelling, right?
Are you Chester Dante?
The artist in residence?
Tell him.
Uh... I don't know about that...
Oh, enough talk. Show him!
Thank you.
Oh.
Ask him what he thinks.
What... What do you think?
Mm.
Ah.
Tell him you want feedback.
Just chill. Chill.
Sorry?
You love it.
Groundbreaking.
Unlike anything
you've ever seen before.
An artist certainly has to be bold.
And this is certainly bold.
Yes!
See?! He loves it!
Let's buy a yacht.
Who are your influences?
Neville Moore.
As if he's ever heard
of Neville Moore.
That's obvious.
What?
Eek.
Very promising.
But art has to be personal.
This feels derivative.
Derivative?
I wrote it with my best friend.
This is incredibly personal.
Maybe you don't need him.
Have you created
anything on your own?
What?
Take a look at this.
It may not seem like much,
but it was the first time
I made a conscious effort
to move away from my influences
to make something alone.
It's still the piece
I'm most proud of.
I've seen better art
on the walls of a public toilet.
What would this imposter know?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Chester, is everything OK?
Yeah. Uh... It...
It's just a really beautiful piece.
He doesn't know anything.
No-one here does.
Stop it.
I beg your pardon?
This is my one chance.
Oh...
# If I could paint... #
Cheese!
# I'd paint a portrait of you... #
Argh!
# The sunlight in your eyes... #
KYROS: Let me see. I wanna see.
# A masterpiece of truth... #
No. What?!
# And a single tear
# Like a silent prayer
# That's shining so much brighter
# Than I diamond ever dared... #
Yes!
Oh!
# If I could do anything at all... #
Yay!
# I'd do it for you... #
# If I could write
# I'd write a book for you
# A tale of hidden treasures
# With an IOU
# And a million words
wouldn't say a thing... #
I had a really good time tonight.
Me too. I've never been on a date
with three guys at once.
Yeah.
Maybe...
..we could do this again?
I like you, Xander.
You guys are nice too.
But I missed out on so much
because of Kevin.
I never got to be by myself.
I was always
someone else's appendage.
Mm-hm.
So...
..I need to...
Be on your own for a while.
I knew you would get it.
You OK, big fella?
I'm...
..ace.
I went on a date!
A REAL date.
Yeah, you did.
Thanks, bros.
Makrides forever!
Mum?
What happened?!
Maggots happened! Heaps of them!
Could they see you?
Could they hear you?
Tell me everything.
Parent alert.
Hey, Ches,
your dad and I are sorry if we put
too much pressure on you tonight.
Can we just talk about this
tomorrow?
Of course.
Look, we just
wanted to let you know that...
..whatever you choose
to do with your life...
..we are right there with you, OK?
Thanks, Dad.
Don't stay up too late.
It didn't work.
His body wasn't strong enough.
But I'll find a way.
I promise.
I'm gonna get us out of here.
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