Crazy Fun Park (2023–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Episode #1.4 - full transcript
Good morning, Crazy Fun Park.
Storm's a-brewing,
you're gonna get wet,
so you may as well get wild.
Check out our shiniest
attraction yet.
Fruit Loop, this one's for you.
The lights are looking gnarly.
Yeah, and they gave me a whole
crate of these babies to rig 'em up.
Nice tune, but have
you got Nirvana?
In my locker.
Well, what are you waiting for?
Slide or steps?
Slide.
Race you down then.
Give me a head start.
Count down for five.
Five...
..Four...
..three, two, one.
Woo!
Marco.
Polo.
Marco.
Polo. Polo.
Marco Polo. Marco.
Could that be the name
of our next villain?
Ooh. Which one?
You know, the dragon?
Based off my figurine from home?
You know, for our next chapter.
We go...
Who's there?
Marco.
Polo. Polo.
Watch out, water.
Come here.
You're funny.
Tag, you're it.
Argh! Not again.
She seems to be
doing OK, since...
You mean, Kevin?
Yeah, that was a
shock, not gonna lie.
Siobhan used to be a real
buzz kill but now Kev's gone,
girl's got a new lease
on life, so to speak.
Hey, Gonzo, need a hand.
Chuck her over.
What's going on there?
Presenting, the legend
of Romy Lamar Amor.
The first disintegrating boy.
Romy was a lost soul,
friendless and family-less,
forced to sleep in the park
after his third foster
parents threw him out.
He froze his little giblets off
one particularly cold
mid-winter's night.
Becoming one of us until...
Romy started disintegrating.
His blood and guts spilling
everywhere he went.
He's just like Gonzo now.
Easy, Rod.
Hey.
He was my friend.
My best friend.
And I had to watch, I
watched him disappear.
Piece by piece...
..until he was nothing but dust.
Gone... forever.
Beautiful.
Woo-woo.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo.
But why?
Did he do something wrong?
Duh, weren't you listening?
He had no one missing him.
No one alive.
So, when you're forgotten
by the living, you...
Disintegrate.
And will you all...
Disintegrate?
One day, unless
you pull a Kevin.
And you're disintegrating now?
Started around Christmas.
Our last relative must
have died or something.
Que sera, sera.
But there must be
something we can do.
It's just what happens.
The park gives and it takes.
And we don't interfere.
We let ashes be ashes.
Got it?
You'll come back, yeah?
We didn't freak you out?
Freaky's good.
There's just one thing.
I've been able to find out
about all of you, except Remus.
There's no sign of him
ever dying at the park.
Sure is a mystery.
Hey, so, I'll start
writing a new chapter
if you start the sketches.
So, you're not stressed out?
Like, at all?
About what just happened?
No.
I mean, I wish we had my dragon
to base it on, but it'll be sweet.
Friends for another day?
Yeah, friends for another day.
Alright.
There you are.
Excuse me?
Have you been at
this school long?
Sweetie, I
pre-date the Y2K bug.
What do you want?
Do you remember this boy?
Oh, Gonzo.
No.
Oh, but I do remember Donnie,
very charismatic young man,
did the most dreadful
Italian accent.
Big help.
Melina Vickovic,
beloved mother of two,
survived by her youngest
daughter, 30-year-old Asha.
So? So, Gonzo has a sister.
She was three when he died.
Right, so...
So, she must have been
influenced by him.
There must be some kind of
hidden memory I can trigger.
Right, but you, you know
you can't just contact her
about this, right?
The park has to stay a secret.
I know.
I just need a plan.
Why are you doing this?
I like them.
If I can use my life privilege
to make their deaths better,
why wouldn't I?
Hello?
Felicity?
Thought it would help us
brainstorm, our new villain.
You went to my house?
How's my mum?
How about we get back to the
game? Yeah, she seemed cool.
Really?
Yeah, really good.
The house was real... tidy.
I thought she was doing great.
No worries there.
Who said you could
go to my house?
You can't just go
there without me.
I thought I was using my
privilege to make this better?
Come on. Let's
party till we puke.
Yeah, of course I know.
If you knew you had a sister,
then why didn't you say?
We could have used her, try
and made her remember you.
You've got a little something.
Oh, yeah, these wriggly fellas
love to munch me lately.
She was a toddler.
As if she'll remember me.
Are you sure?
Look where she works.
Asphodel FM?
I, I sent them so
many demo tapes.
She's got a show.
Asha's Graveyard Shift,
she's become a DJ,
like her big brother.
So cool.
What if we tried
to stir a memory?
Time for Asha's mystery
file where you send me audio
and I play it live without
previewing it first
because I know you all...
..live for my
live, uncensored reactions,
and today we have something
labelled, "Barons Of Regret."
Oh, oh, well, OK, yup, no,
believe people when they tell you
who they are.
I certainly
regret...
..ever opening that file.
She's funny.
And now
it's time for Agony Asha,
where you call in to
share your woes with me,
the person least
qualified to help you.
Ready?
This is Asha.
What's weighing you down?
Hi, I'm calling on
behalf of a friend.
Classic.
He hasn't seen his
sister in almost 20 years
and he's worried
she's forgotten him.
Any advice?
Uh... I guess, get over it.
It's
been 20 years.
Let it go.
Little harsh.
Listen, I
may shop vintage, yeah,
but I'm not the kind of
person...
..who lives in
the...
..past.
Who is this?
Why are you calling?
Hey, Asha, DJ Little
Star, it's me, Gonzo.
Remember our demos?
Sorry, listeners, I think
we've just been prank-called.
We'll keep trying.
Que sera, sera.
Aw.
Good morning,
you're listening to Asphodel FM,
going strong since 1985.
Hi, I'm looking for a demo
that would've been sent here.
Musician's remorse, hey? File name?
Um, actually I sent it by mail.
Over 20 years ago.
It belonged to my uncle for
a family memorial type thing.
I'm sorry for your loss
but we don't exactly
archive things here.
You don't digitise all demos?
Look at this place.
We have to bring our
own toilet paper.
So, you just throw
them in the bin?
Not exactly.
Knock yourself out.
Here goes nothing.
Hi, you're listening to
Chelsea's demo, 90210 FM,
where we talk about all
things Beverly Hills.
Let's start with
Andrea Guckerman.
Oh, what are you doing here?
I thought I might put my
life privilege to good use.
Need help?
Desperately.
So, what is all of this?
Somewhere in here are the demos
Gonzo actually recorded with her.
If I can find it and play it to her,
hopefully that'll stir a memory.
It's for the tapes.
No way the 90s were as good
as they're trying
to make us believe.
OK, wake me up when they
invent electric cars.
Until then here's a song
I downloaded from Napster.
Oh, yeah, I'm getting
real personal today.
This track sums up my
experience with heartbreak...
..from a
woman who knows.
What's this new book
everyone's on about?
A boy at wizard school?
The author sounds like
a real hate-monger.
Yeah, I'm not real.
What time is it?
Late.
If you're going to the
park, you should go now.
Hey, what would you do
if you found out your
mum was fine without you?
But why would you ask me that?
It's Mapplethorpe.
I said something really stupid.
Violetta?
You OK?
Yeah.
Fine, BRB.
Stop right there.
You volunteers get
creepier and creepier.
Is there any reason why I
shouldn't call security?
I'm here for Gonzo.
You're the person who
called the other night.
I know it sounds strange,
but I can explain.
Your brother needs help.
There's a demo here
and if we find it...
Stop it.
This is sick. What the
hell is wrong with you?
Leave my family
alone, you sociopath.
I do not need this.
DJ Little Star.
How do you know that?
Is he alive?
It's not that simple.
Stop... talking... now.
No, wait.
Just find the tape in the room.
It's for Gonzo. Just help him.
That's enough.
She was remembering.
I was getting through to her.
You were about to
ruin everything.
The park has to stay a secret
or I might never see him again.
What about Gonzo?
Or does he not count 'cause
he's not one of your BFFs?
Vi, Gonzo's gone.
Asha doesn't care
about him anymore.
She still cares, Chester.
She...
She cares.
Violetta.
See you tomorrow.
You're tuned
in to Asha's Graveyard Shift
and for better or worse,
you're stuck with me
for another two hours...
Gonzo.
..There's a lot to
catch up on... Sorry.
..I have a feeling
tonight's mystery file...
Another one bites the dust.
..Pretty memorable
one. Now, until then...
It's not big...
Pull the
blanket over your head,
stick a torch under your chin and
get ready for this funky sound
of local band, My Little Sister.
Gonzo.
Yeah, little bud.
Can I have your CD
collection when you're gone?
Tigger, we're
sharing them equally.
I really tried.
It's more than anyone else.
OK, here's the new chapter.
I did end up calling it
Marco Polo in the end.
Hey, I never told you
where I found him.
Wasn't he next to the TV?
No.
He was
in your mum's room.
So was everything
else you loved.
So, you're the first thing
that she sees when she wakes up
and the last thing she sees
before she goes to sleep.
What if Marco's tail
spikes were poisonous?
What, like deadly?
Yeah.
And if it hits you, you're out,
in, like, three minutes flat.
Three seconds flat.
Awesome. Awesome.
For today's mystery
file segment,
I'm doing something
more personal.
I'm listening to my past.
So, this strange
little girl got me thinking.
It's finally time to go through
some of my mum's old things...
..and when I did,
I found a whole
bunch of old tapes.
I don't know what's on this one.
Wanna listen?
Hey, hey,
hey, welcome to Gonzo FM.
We're all about good vibes.
Hey, Asha, no, no, don't.
I, I wanna pick it up.
Yay, yeah.
OK, folks, looks like I'm
being joined by a new co-host,
DJ Little Star.
What's our next track?
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
I bet that's a classic.
Here it is by popular demand.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high.
Like a diamond in the sky.
DJ Little Star, Little Star.
My God.
It worked.
She's remembering.
You did it.
Ah.
Wow, um... this is
awkward.
Woo, let's, let's drop
a banger real quick
before I get properly
emotional.
Woo!
Did you know that
we could do that?
Reverse deterioration?
Of course.
Woo!
Where's Violetta?
Well, thanks for joining
me for a very special show
and to my very own
medium, thank you.
Rest assured I'll never again forget
my big brother, Gonzo Vickovic.
And, hey, is there something
that you're trying to forget...
..because you're
scared it'll hurt?
Because tonight my advice
is to dig that stuff out...
..'cause the memories
that hurt the most..
..are the ones
most worth saving.
♪ Just do what you feel. ♪
Don't forget to remember.
♪ Do what you feel...
♪ Do what you feel,
♪ Do what you feel...
♪ Do what you feel, yeah,
♪ Do what you feel... ♪
Captions by Red Bee Media
Copyright Australian
Broadcasting Corporation
Storm's a-brewing,
you're gonna get wet,
so you may as well get wild.
Check out our shiniest
attraction yet.
Fruit Loop, this one's for you.
The lights are looking gnarly.
Yeah, and they gave me a whole
crate of these babies to rig 'em up.
Nice tune, but have
you got Nirvana?
In my locker.
Well, what are you waiting for?
Slide or steps?
Slide.
Race you down then.
Give me a head start.
Count down for five.
Five...
..Four...
..three, two, one.
Woo!
Marco.
Polo.
Marco.
Polo. Polo.
Marco Polo. Marco.
Could that be the name
of our next villain?
Ooh. Which one?
You know, the dragon?
Based off my figurine from home?
You know, for our next chapter.
We go...
Who's there?
Marco.
Polo. Polo.
Watch out, water.
Come here.
You're funny.
Tag, you're it.
Argh! Not again.
She seems to be
doing OK, since...
You mean, Kevin?
Yeah, that was a
shock, not gonna lie.
Siobhan used to be a real
buzz kill but now Kev's gone,
girl's got a new lease
on life, so to speak.
Hey, Gonzo, need a hand.
Chuck her over.
What's going on there?
Presenting, the legend
of Romy Lamar Amor.
The first disintegrating boy.
Romy was a lost soul,
friendless and family-less,
forced to sleep in the park
after his third foster
parents threw him out.
He froze his little giblets off
one particularly cold
mid-winter's night.
Becoming one of us until...
Romy started disintegrating.
His blood and guts spilling
everywhere he went.
He's just like Gonzo now.
Easy, Rod.
Hey.
He was my friend.
My best friend.
And I had to watch, I
watched him disappear.
Piece by piece...
..until he was nothing but dust.
Gone... forever.
Beautiful.
Woo-woo.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo.
But why?
Did he do something wrong?
Duh, weren't you listening?
He had no one missing him.
No one alive.
So, when you're forgotten
by the living, you...
Disintegrate.
And will you all...
Disintegrate?
One day, unless
you pull a Kevin.
And you're disintegrating now?
Started around Christmas.
Our last relative must
have died or something.
Que sera, sera.
But there must be
something we can do.
It's just what happens.
The park gives and it takes.
And we don't interfere.
We let ashes be ashes.
Got it?
You'll come back, yeah?
We didn't freak you out?
Freaky's good.
There's just one thing.
I've been able to find out
about all of you, except Remus.
There's no sign of him
ever dying at the park.
Sure is a mystery.
Hey, so, I'll start
writing a new chapter
if you start the sketches.
So, you're not stressed out?
Like, at all?
About what just happened?
No.
I mean, I wish we had my dragon
to base it on, but it'll be sweet.
Friends for another day?
Yeah, friends for another day.
Alright.
There you are.
Excuse me?
Have you been at
this school long?
Sweetie, I
pre-date the Y2K bug.
What do you want?
Do you remember this boy?
Oh, Gonzo.
No.
Oh, but I do remember Donnie,
very charismatic young man,
did the most dreadful
Italian accent.
Big help.
Melina Vickovic,
beloved mother of two,
survived by her youngest
daughter, 30-year-old Asha.
So? So, Gonzo has a sister.
She was three when he died.
Right, so...
So, she must have been
influenced by him.
There must be some kind of
hidden memory I can trigger.
Right, but you, you know
you can't just contact her
about this, right?
The park has to stay a secret.
I know.
I just need a plan.
Why are you doing this?
I like them.
If I can use my life privilege
to make their deaths better,
why wouldn't I?
Hello?
Felicity?
Thought it would help us
brainstorm, our new villain.
You went to my house?
How's my mum?
How about we get back to the
game? Yeah, she seemed cool.
Really?
Yeah, really good.
The house was real... tidy.
I thought she was doing great.
No worries there.
Who said you could
go to my house?
You can't just go
there without me.
I thought I was using my
privilege to make this better?
Come on. Let's
party till we puke.
Yeah, of course I know.
If you knew you had a sister,
then why didn't you say?
We could have used her, try
and made her remember you.
You've got a little something.
Oh, yeah, these wriggly fellas
love to munch me lately.
She was a toddler.
As if she'll remember me.
Are you sure?
Look where she works.
Asphodel FM?
I, I sent them so
many demo tapes.
She's got a show.
Asha's Graveyard Shift,
she's become a DJ,
like her big brother.
So cool.
What if we tried
to stir a memory?
Time for Asha's mystery
file where you send me audio
and I play it live without
previewing it first
because I know you all...
..live for my
live, uncensored reactions,
and today we have something
labelled, "Barons Of Regret."
Oh, oh, well, OK, yup, no,
believe people when they tell you
who they are.
I certainly
regret...
..ever opening that file.
She's funny.
And now
it's time for Agony Asha,
where you call in to
share your woes with me,
the person least
qualified to help you.
Ready?
This is Asha.
What's weighing you down?
Hi, I'm calling on
behalf of a friend.
Classic.
He hasn't seen his
sister in almost 20 years
and he's worried
she's forgotten him.
Any advice?
Uh... I guess, get over it.
It's
been 20 years.
Let it go.
Little harsh.
Listen, I
may shop vintage, yeah,
but I'm not the kind of
person...
..who lives in
the...
..past.
Who is this?
Why are you calling?
Hey, Asha, DJ Little
Star, it's me, Gonzo.
Remember our demos?
Sorry, listeners, I think
we've just been prank-called.
We'll keep trying.
Que sera, sera.
Aw.
Good morning,
you're listening to Asphodel FM,
going strong since 1985.
Hi, I'm looking for a demo
that would've been sent here.
Musician's remorse, hey? File name?
Um, actually I sent it by mail.
Over 20 years ago.
It belonged to my uncle for
a family memorial type thing.
I'm sorry for your loss
but we don't exactly
archive things here.
You don't digitise all demos?
Look at this place.
We have to bring our
own toilet paper.
So, you just throw
them in the bin?
Not exactly.
Knock yourself out.
Here goes nothing.
Hi, you're listening to
Chelsea's demo, 90210 FM,
where we talk about all
things Beverly Hills.
Let's start with
Andrea Guckerman.
Oh, what are you doing here?
I thought I might put my
life privilege to good use.
Need help?
Desperately.
So, what is all of this?
Somewhere in here are the demos
Gonzo actually recorded with her.
If I can find it and play it to her,
hopefully that'll stir a memory.
It's for the tapes.
No way the 90s were as good
as they're trying
to make us believe.
OK, wake me up when they
invent electric cars.
Until then here's a song
I downloaded from Napster.
Oh, yeah, I'm getting
real personal today.
This track sums up my
experience with heartbreak...
..from a
woman who knows.
What's this new book
everyone's on about?
A boy at wizard school?
The author sounds like
a real hate-monger.
Yeah, I'm not real.
What time is it?
Late.
If you're going to the
park, you should go now.
Hey, what would you do
if you found out your
mum was fine without you?
But why would you ask me that?
It's Mapplethorpe.
I said something really stupid.
Violetta?
You OK?
Yeah.
Fine, BRB.
Stop right there.
You volunteers get
creepier and creepier.
Is there any reason why I
shouldn't call security?
I'm here for Gonzo.
You're the person who
called the other night.
I know it sounds strange,
but I can explain.
Your brother needs help.
There's a demo here
and if we find it...
Stop it.
This is sick. What the
hell is wrong with you?
Leave my family
alone, you sociopath.
I do not need this.
DJ Little Star.
How do you know that?
Is he alive?
It's not that simple.
Stop... talking... now.
No, wait.
Just find the tape in the room.
It's for Gonzo. Just help him.
That's enough.
She was remembering.
I was getting through to her.
You were about to
ruin everything.
The park has to stay a secret
or I might never see him again.
What about Gonzo?
Or does he not count 'cause
he's not one of your BFFs?
Vi, Gonzo's gone.
Asha doesn't care
about him anymore.
She still cares, Chester.
She...
She cares.
Violetta.
See you tomorrow.
You're tuned
in to Asha's Graveyard Shift
and for better or worse,
you're stuck with me
for another two hours...
Gonzo.
..There's a lot to
catch up on... Sorry.
..I have a feeling
tonight's mystery file...
Another one bites the dust.
..Pretty memorable
one. Now, until then...
It's not big...
Pull the
blanket over your head,
stick a torch under your chin and
get ready for this funky sound
of local band, My Little Sister.
Gonzo.
Yeah, little bud.
Can I have your CD
collection when you're gone?
Tigger, we're
sharing them equally.
I really tried.
It's more than anyone else.
OK, here's the new chapter.
I did end up calling it
Marco Polo in the end.
Hey, I never told you
where I found him.
Wasn't he next to the TV?
No.
He was
in your mum's room.
So was everything
else you loved.
So, you're the first thing
that she sees when she wakes up
and the last thing she sees
before she goes to sleep.
What if Marco's tail
spikes were poisonous?
What, like deadly?
Yeah.
And if it hits you, you're out,
in, like, three minutes flat.
Three seconds flat.
Awesome. Awesome.
For today's mystery
file segment,
I'm doing something
more personal.
I'm listening to my past.
So, this strange
little girl got me thinking.
It's finally time to go through
some of my mum's old things...
..and when I did,
I found a whole
bunch of old tapes.
I don't know what's on this one.
Wanna listen?
Hey, hey,
hey, welcome to Gonzo FM.
We're all about good vibes.
Hey, Asha, no, no, don't.
I, I wanna pick it up.
Yay, yeah.
OK, folks, looks like I'm
being joined by a new co-host,
DJ Little Star.
What's our next track?
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
I bet that's a classic.
Here it is by popular demand.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high.
Like a diamond in the sky.
DJ Little Star, Little Star.
My God.
It worked.
She's remembering.
You did it.
Ah.
Wow, um... this is
awkward.
Woo, let's, let's drop
a banger real quick
before I get properly
emotional.
Woo!
Did you know that
we could do that?
Reverse deterioration?
Of course.
Woo!
Where's Violetta?
Well, thanks for joining
me for a very special show
and to my very own
medium, thank you.
Rest assured I'll never again forget
my big brother, Gonzo Vickovic.
And, hey, is there something
that you're trying to forget...
..because you're
scared it'll hurt?
Because tonight my advice
is to dig that stuff out...
..'cause the memories
that hurt the most..
..are the ones
most worth saving.
♪ Just do what you feel. ♪
Don't forget to remember.
♪ Do what you feel...
♪ Do what you feel,
♪ Do what you feel...
♪ Do what you feel, yeah,
♪ Do what you feel... ♪
Captions by Red Bee Media
Copyright Australian
Broadcasting Corporation