Crazy Fun Park (2023–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Episode #1.3 - full transcript
I just wanna go home.
Come on, life is for living.
This is living?
Why did you bring me here anyway?
I thought you might want to see
where I shot my first commercial.
First?
We were filming
on the slippery slope.
I came off my sled,
burnt down that pipe,
T-shirt fully melted to my skin.
My butt was like
mincemeat for a year.
Kevin's butt, we barely knew thee.
Oh, they said my commercials
are the best.
I kept screening
into the park shot,
just cause a bunch of wimps
couldn't hack it.
Umm, didn't 12 kids die?
I heard 20, but who cares?
There is enough Ricatto.
I don't think that's the right word.
So...
Why did you come with me tonight?
Is that a zit on your nose?
What? Where?
Very funny how they got to laugh.
Ha-ha.
Let's go home.
Let's go inside.
We've seen enough.
You can tell everyone we're punk.
We'll be able to see
ourselves from every angle.
Aren't you curious?
No, I am not...at all.
Please.
Shhh.
She doesn't like loud noises.
What?
She who?
Kevin, you're not being funny.
I'm really not in the mood
for an affogato.
Kevin?
Kevin, say something please.
I just wanna go home.
OK, Fester, you only get
to hang out here on a technicality,
but don't get ahead of yourself.
You still gotta follow the rules.
R-rules?
Rule number one, all kids must stay
within the park boundary.
No one taking them out
for ice-cream, sundaes,
or whatever schmucks like you
think is cool.
Yes...
Nobody thinks that's cool.
What happens if you leave?
I am sorry,
did I say it was question time?
Deux, stay away
from the mirror maze.
Nobody goes inside.
Why not?
Do you wanna stay, or not?
OK, got it.
Stay away from the mirror maze.
Trois, if you don't leave
by sunrise,
you don't leave ever.
And lastly,
and most importantly...
Come here.
Come here.
Nobody else is allowed in!
You let anyone else in,
and you're out.
We might just get you dead.
We're getting dinged, dip six.
Burn your candle at both ends,
it will not last the night.
But, oh, my foes
and all my friends,
it gives a lovely light!
Goodnight.
Night-night.
# Everybody knows you're lost
# Morning light
# Virtual rise
# But it's another thing
# Nothing really matters
beyond the sheets of blue
# Blind fools never like
# But it's another thing
# Nothing really matters
# Beyond the sheets of blue
# Cause in the end
# You're just reborn again
# You wanna rock
# And nothing's gonna make you stop
# And nothing's gonna break you up
# Everybody knows you're lost
# In the night time
# We're lost boys
# We are dead until dark
# But it's another thing
# Nothing really matters
# Behind the sheets of blue
# You say you want to live
like I do
# But it's another thing
# But nothing really matters
# Behind the sheets of blue
# Cause in the end
# We're just reborn again
# You wanna rock...
Motorboat a cheesecake!
# ..make you stop
# And nothing's gonna
break you up...
Eat your cereal with a fork!
# ..knows you're lost
# In the night time...
Dance like you've never been hurt.
# ..gonna make you stop...#
Tonight lasts forever!
Chester.
Chester!
"Sully shot a quick glance at Lily,
then got a pained look
across his face.
'I don't know, Miss,' he said."
You've got mail.
Like from the movie.
OK, it's from your mother.
You can put it over there.
Did you ever go to Crazy Fun Park
when you were growing up?
Took these, when?
I found them online.
I'm touching them up
for a school assignment.
Don't ever go near the deathtrap.
Thought we've seen the last
of the place when they shut it down,
but no, it still finds way
to bring us business.
What was it like when it was open?
Dear child,
I thought moving here,
we were going to make an effort
to try and fit in?
I am.
It's not my fault nobody here
is interested in the same things.
Then take an interest
in what they like.
What's the point?
Everyone just ends up
leaving anyway.
I've accepted her decision.
One day you'll have to do the same.
It's getting late,
I better get dinner.
I'd kill for your metabolism.
Oh. Yeah, I just have
a lot of hungry friends.
Chester.
Oh. Hey.
What are you doing here?
You'll never guess.
Right.
Going to a party, are we?
What? No.
Of course not, I...
Oh, these.
Um... Yeah, they're just for my mum.
Your mum?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, um, yeah.
Yeah, she gets really hungry
when she's watching
Australia's Got Cooking,
so, just gonna...
Anyway, I gotta go.
Did you bring me a fun pack?
Mapplethorpe?
What are you doing here?
I know what you're up to.
They're Mapplethorpe's
favourite things, right?
You're making spirit offerings.
I just really miss him.
Maybe I can help.
Sometimes the families
that come to us
create altars for their
deceased love ones.
They fill them with things
that the person loved
when they were alive,
especially food
by the looks of things.
What?
Oh, my salt and vinegars.
Do you know what you're doing?
Yes.
Sausage rolls,
I never got to try them.
You have them every night.
I do?
Ooh.
Ow.
Mosquito.
Hammers?
You wouldn't know to look at him
but Mapplethorpe was surprisingly
sensitive about his hair.
No!
Did you hear that?
Yeah, I think it was a night bird.
Now what.
Maybe say a few words
about what he meant to you.
No, I don't think he'd want that.
Come on, you have to say something.
Not while you're watching me.
Fine, I'll turn away then.
Mmm.
Mapplethorpe, I know things
didn't quite end up like we thought.
I would have loved
to have brought you a vanilla slice,
but they were all out,
so I hope this stuff will do.
OK, thanks, bye.
Really?
What did you expect me to say?
Um, what did you really like
about him, his best qualities?
He didn't care what anyone thought.
And?
And...that was kind of infectious.
How?
Well, when I was with him,
it would rub off.
For a moment,
I wouldn't care either.
It made me feel stronger,
like I was invincible.
Aww.
Oh!
Oop!
Those night birds
sure sound creepy.
Come on, let's get outta here.
Why are you helping me?
You guys are the only ones who've
been nice to me since I got here.
We haven't been that nice.
I probably need to apologise.
I guess Mapplethorpe and I
aren't used to people caring.
It's nice you still talk about him
in the present tense.
Just make sure
you look after yourself.
What do you mean?
You can barely
keep your eyes open.
You know you can't keep
coming here every night, right?
Just go to Crazy Fun Park.
There's no other park like it.
On a hot day, it's a great place
to be with your friends.
These are the most
amazing rides in the world!
I love it here.
Have crazy fun at Crazy Fun Park.
Hey.
Hey.
Uh, what's going on?
We realised we haven't been
spending much time with you lately.
Since the...
We've all been busy.
And we apologise for that.
So, we thought we could
spend the night together.
Have, have I done something wrong?
Well, of course not.
No, no, we just thought
we could have a movie night.
Like we used to.
We'll get pizza.
You can choose the film.
Yeah, sure.
Great.
Quattro Formaggi
with additional cheese?
Yes, please.
I'll let you do the honours.
Ah, thank you.
I'll, uh, I'll find something short.
Hey...
No sign of him, hey?
He'll be here.
Von, you coming?
I'll be right there.
You know, after my accident,
my best-friends Kay and Minnie
used to come here everyday
and tie flowers against the fence.
Lucky you.
Then after a while,
it started being every second day,
then every third,
then they stopped coming altogether.
They sound like
pretty crummy friends.
That's life.
People get pulled
in other directions.
They make new friends.
They...keep living.
You're not very good
at cheering people up, are you?
I'm just saying.
You have to be ready that Chester
won't keep coming here forever.
And one day,
you're going to have to let him go.
Just cause your friends were D-bags
doesn't mean Chester's
gonna ditch me.
I know why he's not here.
Why?
It's her!
Getting in the way of everything.
So, what are you gonna do about it?
I'll just have to get rid of her...
..then everything
will go back to normal.
Now, Chevonne?
Bite me.
Coming.
All I'm saying is,
don't ask too much of him.
He's only human.
What are you talking to him for?
Aren't you meant
to be my girlfriend?
Get a rest, Kevin...
Oh, no!
You seem well rested for once.
Yeah, I know.
That's a bad thing?
Mum and Dad wanted
to watch a film with me last night.
That sounds nice.
Yeah, it was.
It was really nice.
I'm not getting the problem.
Had a really nice night,
and then I slept like a rock.
I didn't...
You didn't think about Mapplethorpe?
Not once.
I'm guessing that hasn't
happened since the accident?
Chester...
..grief doesn't have to be
a constant weight on your shoulders.
You don't have to think
sad thoughts all the time.
There'll be days
when you actually feel good,
and that's not a bad thing.
That's the goal.
It's part of letting go.
Hopefully, it'll happen
more and more.
So don't feel guilty
that you took a night for yourself.
I'm sure Mapplethorpe
would understand.
I hope so.
So, now that you've had
a good night's sleep,
maybe it's time to re-do this exam.
I'm really good at this.
Ohh!
Hello? Is someone there?
Hello? Is there someone there?
Chester, what is going on?
Surprise.
Mapplethorpe?
Surprise.
This isn't my fault,
I didn't tell her anything.
I know, I did.
She was about to get herself hurt,
and I don't wanna be stuck with her
for all eternity.
Wait, wait, wait,
just a second here.
You're Nimrod.
And you're Destiny McPhail.
You're Tigger.
But you're all, you're...
Dead. Muertos. Martwy.
You know us?
I've read about all of you.
Ohh!
Is that a gay boy vest?
Oh, cool, I got page three.
Better than you, Willow.
Shove it, McPhail.
That's so cool.
What the hell were you doing?
I just wanted to scare her.
You better not tell anybody
what you saw in there,
not if you want to keep
seeing your precious friend.
Is there anything about me?
Uh, this is you right?
No, I look super cute.
Where's mine?
Hey, that, that's not me.
I mean, it is me,
but it's not the real me.
It's not funny, stop laughing.
Kevin McDillon. Dweebus maximus!
You're gonna tell them
to change the photo?
You're dead.
You don't get to control
how you're remembered.
You good with all this?
Hey.
Oh, I forgot it was in my bag,
but should still taste good.
Did she stop you coming last night?
Violetta?
No.
Are you upset about that?
It's the first night
you didn't come and see me.
Park isn't that crazy fun
when you're on your own.
I...fell asleep.
You think I didn't want to be here?
I'd be here all the time
if I could but...
..you know, I'm still human.
Got to keep living.
Nothing's gonna get in the way
of us having crazy fun,
except maybe me
needing to sleep sometimes.
I hope that's OK.
Just promise next time
you'll bring me a fresher one.
Deal.
Come on, gotta get out of here.
Friends for another day?
You know it.
Wait, surely you can fix that photo.
Oh, it's...
Talk about it tomorrow night.
It is obviously not a good photo.
Let it go, Kevin.
Yo, Kevin, put on the brakes.
Call my agent,
give him my folio.
Kevin!
Come back, amigo.
Did you consider
how I want to be rememb...
Ah!
Captions by Red Bee Media
Copyright Australian
Broadcasting Corporation
Come on, life is for living.
This is living?
Why did you bring me here anyway?
I thought you might want to see
where I shot my first commercial.
First?
We were filming
on the slippery slope.
I came off my sled,
burnt down that pipe,
T-shirt fully melted to my skin.
My butt was like
mincemeat for a year.
Kevin's butt, we barely knew thee.
Oh, they said my commercials
are the best.
I kept screening
into the park shot,
just cause a bunch of wimps
couldn't hack it.
Umm, didn't 12 kids die?
I heard 20, but who cares?
There is enough Ricatto.
I don't think that's the right word.
So...
Why did you come with me tonight?
Is that a zit on your nose?
What? Where?
Very funny how they got to laugh.
Ha-ha.
Let's go home.
Let's go inside.
We've seen enough.
You can tell everyone we're punk.
We'll be able to see
ourselves from every angle.
Aren't you curious?
No, I am not...at all.
Please.
Shhh.
She doesn't like loud noises.
What?
She who?
Kevin, you're not being funny.
I'm really not in the mood
for an affogato.
Kevin?
Kevin, say something please.
I just wanna go home.
OK, Fester, you only get
to hang out here on a technicality,
but don't get ahead of yourself.
You still gotta follow the rules.
R-rules?
Rule number one, all kids must stay
within the park boundary.
No one taking them out
for ice-cream, sundaes,
or whatever schmucks like you
think is cool.
Yes...
Nobody thinks that's cool.
What happens if you leave?
I am sorry,
did I say it was question time?
Deux, stay away
from the mirror maze.
Nobody goes inside.
Why not?
Do you wanna stay, or not?
OK, got it.
Stay away from the mirror maze.
Trois, if you don't leave
by sunrise,
you don't leave ever.
And lastly,
and most importantly...
Come here.
Come here.
Nobody else is allowed in!
You let anyone else in,
and you're out.
We might just get you dead.
We're getting dinged, dip six.
Burn your candle at both ends,
it will not last the night.
But, oh, my foes
and all my friends,
it gives a lovely light!
Goodnight.
Night-night.
# Everybody knows you're lost
# Morning light
# Virtual rise
# But it's another thing
# Nothing really matters
beyond the sheets of blue
# Blind fools never like
# But it's another thing
# Nothing really matters
# Beyond the sheets of blue
# Cause in the end
# You're just reborn again
# You wanna rock
# And nothing's gonna make you stop
# And nothing's gonna break you up
# Everybody knows you're lost
# In the night time
# We're lost boys
# We are dead until dark
# But it's another thing
# Nothing really matters
# Behind the sheets of blue
# You say you want to live
like I do
# But it's another thing
# But nothing really matters
# Behind the sheets of blue
# Cause in the end
# We're just reborn again
# You wanna rock...
Motorboat a cheesecake!
# ..make you stop
# And nothing's gonna
break you up...
Eat your cereal with a fork!
# ..knows you're lost
# In the night time...
Dance like you've never been hurt.
# ..gonna make you stop...#
Tonight lasts forever!
Chester.
Chester!
"Sully shot a quick glance at Lily,
then got a pained look
across his face.
'I don't know, Miss,' he said."
You've got mail.
Like from the movie.
OK, it's from your mother.
You can put it over there.
Did you ever go to Crazy Fun Park
when you were growing up?
Took these, when?
I found them online.
I'm touching them up
for a school assignment.
Don't ever go near the deathtrap.
Thought we've seen the last
of the place when they shut it down,
but no, it still finds way
to bring us business.
What was it like when it was open?
Dear child,
I thought moving here,
we were going to make an effort
to try and fit in?
I am.
It's not my fault nobody here
is interested in the same things.
Then take an interest
in what they like.
What's the point?
Everyone just ends up
leaving anyway.
I've accepted her decision.
One day you'll have to do the same.
It's getting late,
I better get dinner.
I'd kill for your metabolism.
Oh. Yeah, I just have
a lot of hungry friends.
Chester.
Oh. Hey.
What are you doing here?
You'll never guess.
Right.
Going to a party, are we?
What? No.
Of course not, I...
Oh, these.
Um... Yeah, they're just for my mum.
Your mum?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, um, yeah.
Yeah, she gets really hungry
when she's watching
Australia's Got Cooking,
so, just gonna...
Anyway, I gotta go.
Did you bring me a fun pack?
Mapplethorpe?
What are you doing here?
I know what you're up to.
They're Mapplethorpe's
favourite things, right?
You're making spirit offerings.
I just really miss him.
Maybe I can help.
Sometimes the families
that come to us
create altars for their
deceased love ones.
They fill them with things
that the person loved
when they were alive,
especially food
by the looks of things.
What?
Oh, my salt and vinegars.
Do you know what you're doing?
Yes.
Sausage rolls,
I never got to try them.
You have them every night.
I do?
Ooh.
Ow.
Mosquito.
Hammers?
You wouldn't know to look at him
but Mapplethorpe was surprisingly
sensitive about his hair.
No!
Did you hear that?
Yeah, I think it was a night bird.
Now what.
Maybe say a few words
about what he meant to you.
No, I don't think he'd want that.
Come on, you have to say something.
Not while you're watching me.
Fine, I'll turn away then.
Mmm.
Mapplethorpe, I know things
didn't quite end up like we thought.
I would have loved
to have brought you a vanilla slice,
but they were all out,
so I hope this stuff will do.
OK, thanks, bye.
Really?
What did you expect me to say?
Um, what did you really like
about him, his best qualities?
He didn't care what anyone thought.
And?
And...that was kind of infectious.
How?
Well, when I was with him,
it would rub off.
For a moment,
I wouldn't care either.
It made me feel stronger,
like I was invincible.
Aww.
Oh!
Oop!
Those night birds
sure sound creepy.
Come on, let's get outta here.
Why are you helping me?
You guys are the only ones who've
been nice to me since I got here.
We haven't been that nice.
I probably need to apologise.
I guess Mapplethorpe and I
aren't used to people caring.
It's nice you still talk about him
in the present tense.
Just make sure
you look after yourself.
What do you mean?
You can barely
keep your eyes open.
You know you can't keep
coming here every night, right?
Just go to Crazy Fun Park.
There's no other park like it.
On a hot day, it's a great place
to be with your friends.
These are the most
amazing rides in the world!
I love it here.
Have crazy fun at Crazy Fun Park.
Hey.
Hey.
Uh, what's going on?
We realised we haven't been
spending much time with you lately.
Since the...
We've all been busy.
And we apologise for that.
So, we thought we could
spend the night together.
Have, have I done something wrong?
Well, of course not.
No, no, we just thought
we could have a movie night.
Like we used to.
We'll get pizza.
You can choose the film.
Yeah, sure.
Great.
Quattro Formaggi
with additional cheese?
Yes, please.
I'll let you do the honours.
Ah, thank you.
I'll, uh, I'll find something short.
Hey...
No sign of him, hey?
He'll be here.
Von, you coming?
I'll be right there.
You know, after my accident,
my best-friends Kay and Minnie
used to come here everyday
and tie flowers against the fence.
Lucky you.
Then after a while,
it started being every second day,
then every third,
then they stopped coming altogether.
They sound like
pretty crummy friends.
That's life.
People get pulled
in other directions.
They make new friends.
They...keep living.
You're not very good
at cheering people up, are you?
I'm just saying.
You have to be ready that Chester
won't keep coming here forever.
And one day,
you're going to have to let him go.
Just cause your friends were D-bags
doesn't mean Chester's
gonna ditch me.
I know why he's not here.
Why?
It's her!
Getting in the way of everything.
So, what are you gonna do about it?
I'll just have to get rid of her...
..then everything
will go back to normal.
Now, Chevonne?
Bite me.
Coming.
All I'm saying is,
don't ask too much of him.
He's only human.
What are you talking to him for?
Aren't you meant
to be my girlfriend?
Get a rest, Kevin...
Oh, no!
You seem well rested for once.
Yeah, I know.
That's a bad thing?
Mum and Dad wanted
to watch a film with me last night.
That sounds nice.
Yeah, it was.
It was really nice.
I'm not getting the problem.
Had a really nice night,
and then I slept like a rock.
I didn't...
You didn't think about Mapplethorpe?
Not once.
I'm guessing that hasn't
happened since the accident?
Chester...
..grief doesn't have to be
a constant weight on your shoulders.
You don't have to think
sad thoughts all the time.
There'll be days
when you actually feel good,
and that's not a bad thing.
That's the goal.
It's part of letting go.
Hopefully, it'll happen
more and more.
So don't feel guilty
that you took a night for yourself.
I'm sure Mapplethorpe
would understand.
I hope so.
So, now that you've had
a good night's sleep,
maybe it's time to re-do this exam.
I'm really good at this.
Ohh!
Hello? Is someone there?
Hello? Is there someone there?
Chester, what is going on?
Surprise.
Mapplethorpe?
Surprise.
This isn't my fault,
I didn't tell her anything.
I know, I did.
She was about to get herself hurt,
and I don't wanna be stuck with her
for all eternity.
Wait, wait, wait,
just a second here.
You're Nimrod.
And you're Destiny McPhail.
You're Tigger.
But you're all, you're...
Dead. Muertos. Martwy.
You know us?
I've read about all of you.
Ohh!
Is that a gay boy vest?
Oh, cool, I got page three.
Better than you, Willow.
Shove it, McPhail.
That's so cool.
What the hell were you doing?
I just wanted to scare her.
You better not tell anybody
what you saw in there,
not if you want to keep
seeing your precious friend.
Is there anything about me?
Uh, this is you right?
No, I look super cute.
Where's mine?
Hey, that, that's not me.
I mean, it is me,
but it's not the real me.
It's not funny, stop laughing.
Kevin McDillon. Dweebus maximus!
You're gonna tell them
to change the photo?
You're dead.
You don't get to control
how you're remembered.
You good with all this?
Hey.
Oh, I forgot it was in my bag,
but should still taste good.
Did she stop you coming last night?
Violetta?
No.
Are you upset about that?
It's the first night
you didn't come and see me.
Park isn't that crazy fun
when you're on your own.
I...fell asleep.
You think I didn't want to be here?
I'd be here all the time
if I could but...
..you know, I'm still human.
Got to keep living.
Nothing's gonna get in the way
of us having crazy fun,
except maybe me
needing to sleep sometimes.
I hope that's OK.
Just promise next time
you'll bring me a fresher one.
Deal.
Come on, gotta get out of here.
Friends for another day?
You know it.
Wait, surely you can fix that photo.
Oh, it's...
Talk about it tomorrow night.
It is obviously not a good photo.
Let it go, Kevin.
Yo, Kevin, put on the brakes.
Call my agent,
give him my folio.
Kevin!
Come back, amigo.
Did you consider
how I want to be rememb...
Ah!
Captions by Red Bee Media
Copyright Australian
Broadcasting Corporation