Craig of the Creek (2018–…): Season 3, Episode 21 - Breaking the Ice - full transcript

♪ Who's gonna help
when the danger overwhelms ♪

♪ And the mysteries
are piled high? ♪

♪ Who's gonna be around,
never gonna let you down ♪

♪ When you're on a wild ride?

♪ Your friends are
always by your side ♪

♪ It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪

♪ It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪

♪ It's Craig of the Creek

There it is,

the deserted playhouse island.

Too bad Kelsey's coat shopping



and JP's hanging with his mom,
'cause they are gonna miss this.

Nice and easy now.

Ha-ha!

Completely frozen over,
just like I thought.

[ Footsteps thudding ]

Uh, never mind.
Never mind!

Aah!
[ Grunts ]

[ Sighs ]
Now, what was that?

Huh. Nothing.

The deserted playhouse.

Ho-oh, baby.

Don't worry, playhouse.

I've only got eyes for...
oh, hello.

What the heck is this thing?



Hmm.

"Roses are red,
violets are blue..."

Huh. I always thought
of violets as purple.

[ Grunts ] Whoa.

[ Grunts ] It's stuck.

Well, that was disappointing.

But I may as well
add it to my map.

Heh, not falling for those
phantom footsteps again.

- [ Growls ]
- Aah!

Cheesesticks? and...
great, it's Wildernessa.

Ugh, great, it's Craig.

What are you doing here?

Well, I thought I was
tracking a dinosaur

that thawed from the ice age.

I figured such a creature
could use some help

adjusting to
our modern ecosystem.

But I guess I was just tracking
you and your doofy slippers.

[ Gasps ]
My mommy bought me these.

I'm just wearing them
'cause it's cold.

You're the one looking
for a dinosaur in the creek.

Ugh, Craig.

You don't know a thing
about dinosaurs.

Well, since I'm not a dinosaur,

I guess you don't need to hang
out on the island with me.

You can leave.

Oh.
I mean, yeah.

I can think of a billion
more important things

I'd rather be doing.

Cheesesticks, let's go.

[ Gasps ]
The ice.

- Aah!
- [ Barks ]

Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.

This is bad.
This is so bad.

We're completely stranded.

Wait.
You're Wildernessa.

If anyone knows how to survive
on a deserted island, it's you.

I know about animals,
not survival tactics.

Can't you just call your friends
or something?

[ Sighs ] Kelsey and JP
are busy.

Mom and Dad would just get lost.

Could call Bernard.

Nah, he'll just laugh at me.

Isn't there someone
you can call?

I can try.

[ Inhales deeply ]

Skra-a-a-w!

Skraw, skraw!

Kra-a-w!
Ka-kra-a-a-w!

Skra-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-w!

Skra-a-a-a-a-a-a-w,
aw-a-a-a-w, aw-a-a-a-a-a-a-w!

[ Howls ]

Hmm. No birds
seem to be responding

to my romantic overtures.

Your phone.

Use your phone.

I don't carry my phone
at the creek.

What if I lose it?

What?
That's not...

Actually, fair point.

[ Sighs ] Well, there were
definitely other kids here.

But how did they get on
and off the island?

And then there's that thing.

But I don't even know what
that thing's supposed to do.

Why don't you just
build something?

Since you're always
building stuff.

[ Scoffs ]
And just how do you know

I'm always building stuff?

What?

E-Everyone knows
you build stuff.

Sheesh.

Clearly you don't know anything
about yourself.

A raft.
I can build a raft.

We just need some wood.

Wildernessa:
Hey, what are you doing?

Don't destroy
a perfectly good tree.

If we're going to build a raft,
we should only use dead wood.

Okay, so, uh, I'll go first,

and then I'll send the raft back
for you and Cheesesticks.

I don't know.
You might sink it.

I'm pretty sure
you weigh more than me.

What?
That's not true.

I mean, plus,
you're taller than me.

[ Sighs ] Look, Craig,
don't take this the wrong way,

'cause I know you're sensitive,

but it's time
someone told you the truth.

You've got a big head.

What?!

[ Clears throat ]
That's cool. I'm not offended.

Okay, so what, then?
You want to go first?

No, obviously Cheesesticks
should go first.

You want Cheesesticks
to go first?

Yes.

Before me and my big head?

Yes.

Cheesesticks?

Yes.

Okay.
Go ahead.

Go on, boy.

♪

[ Grunting ]

Wow, look at that.
He broke the raft.

What are the odds?

It's not like he hasn't broken
anything else today,

like the ice.

Don't you blame him for this.

You're the one who doesn't know
anything about animals.

Or building, apparently.

Ugh, great.

Looks like we're not getting off
this island anytime soon.

[ Sighs ]
Where's he going?

[ Panting ]

♪

This must've been the kids
that were here before.

♪

So, should we build a fire
to stay warm?

Yeah, Craig, let's build a fire.

I'm sure that's exactly
what the loggers said

when they burned down the
tropical rainforests of Brazil.

Okay, new plan.

There.
That should keep us warm.

[ Blows ]

What is that?
A dog whistle?

He can't fit in here.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
here he comes.

Oh, he's so big.
He's not gonna fit.

This is not gonna work.
[ Grunts ]

And he's in here.

I have a spare Choco-Roll.
You want it?

Or do you guys
just, like, eat bark?

Under the circumstances,
I will eat this processed treat.

[ Panting ]

You know you can't
have chocolate.[ Whines ]

It seems like
there were two kids

that practically lived here.

- I wonder where they are now.
- Whoever they were,

they constructed their man-made
dwelling where it didn't belong.

As a result, nature probably
drove them away, as it should.

You know,
people are animals, too.

Uh, we need shelter,
food, company.

Animals and people are similar.

But animals are easier
to understand.

That's why I admire them.

They're simple.
People are more complicated.

Animals don't pretend to be nice

and ask you to sit
with them at lunch

so you can share
hamster-care tips

just so they can pull
your chair from under you

and watch you spill food
all over yourself.

And then you get called
into the principal's office

because you had to maul them.

Only to come back to everyone
calling you "Maul-ly"

and you're like,
"My name is not Maul-ly.

It's Vanessa."

What?

Uh, nothing.

- [ Blows ]
- Are your hands cold?

Yeah, a little.

Uh, here, you can
borrow my mittens.

Um, sure.

♪

Is that better?

No.
I-I mean...

Look, Craig, there's something
you don't know about...

[ Sighs ]
Don't say it.

I know.

I don't know anything.
Well, you're right.

'Cause I don't understand you
at all.

I mean, you act like
you're better than everyone,

but you're human, too.

When that tuba goes off,
you go home to your house

and your room
with your cellphone

and your bed and... and...
and your other bed.

'Cause, I don't know,
maybe you got two beds.

But I'll tell you
what I do know.

There's two things I know
are phoney... you, and baloney.

I'm out.

You know, maybe you really
do care about animals,

but that doesn't mean
you have to tear down

the people around you.

Man, she thinks she knows
everything...

But I know stuff, too.

- [ Panting ]
- Aah!

How do you keep
sneaking up on me?

Cheesesticks, come back here.

[ Barks, growls ]

So you're on his side now?

[ Barks ]

[ Growls ]

[ Barking and growling
continue ]

Ugh.
[ Sighs ]

Uh...

Look, Craig, I should
tell you something,

but... ugh!

How do animals do this?

Squa-a-a-a-wk!

Ra-a-w!

Squaw! Squaw!

Kaw?

Aah!

Whoa! Whoa!

[ Both laughing ]

Aah!

Craig, are you alright?

Yeah, I just tripped
over that rock.

Wait a minute.

[ Gasps ]
It's another wheel thingy.

"You can make a bridge
when you have 2."

Make a bridge?

It's doing something.

Huh? No.

It's stuck.

There were two kids
who played in that fort.

And there's two wheels.

Maybe we need to spin them
together.

"Roses are red,
violets are blue."

"You can make a bridge
when you have 2."

[ Gasps ]
Hurry.

The bridge is lowering.
We're not gonna make it.

Take my hand.[ Both grunt ]

Hold on.

Whoa!

That was awesome!

I can't believe
there was a bridge.

I mean, who built that?

And a whole puzzle.
Aw, man.

I bet it was the ancients.
Wow.

I can't wait to tell Kelsey
and JP and...

- Hey.
- Hm?

I just wanted to say
I'm sorry for tearing you down.

Here.

If you're ever alone
or in danger again.

I can't promise
I'll be able to help,

but at least
you'll have some company.

You know, if you want.

Thanks.

Hey, c-can I ask something?

What was up with that dance?

Oh, Craig.

You don't know a thing
about animals.

- Yah.
- [ Barks ]

♪ When it's time to go to bed

♪ I know
I don't have to feel alone ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll see you tomorrow

♪ At the creek

Just like I drew it.