Craig of the Creek (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 7 - The Other Side - full transcript

Craig, Kelsey and J.P. must journey past the Overpass into uncharted territory, the Other Side of the Creek.

♪ Who's gonna help
when the danger overwhelms ♪

♪ And the mysteries
are piled high? ♪

♪ Who's gonna be around,
never gonna let you down ♪

♪ When you're on a wild ride?

♪ Your friends are
always by your side ♪

♪ It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪

♪ It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪

♪ It's Craig of the Creek

♪♪

What?! How did you
get here first?

My map, it has
all the best shortcuts.



Are you sure you didn't just
run really fast?

No, it was my map.

Ugh.

♪♪

Well, top of the summer to you.

What you guys looking for?

I've got it all today...
Chocorolls...

Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!

...Coconuttle bars...

Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!

...and a special deal
on ice pops!

Two pops for the price of one.

Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!

Wait, don't they already
come like that?



You want the deal or not?

So, it's summer, and we got
all day to play.

Where should we explore first?

Let's go to
the Ninja Garden Waterfall

and see if we can get
some manga.

Nah, the ninja kids
won't let us borrow manga

anymore ever since I thought
the last one they gave us

was a coloring book,
which, in my defense,

the colored cover
is very misleading.

Ooh, let's go to the junkpile
and see if the Junklord

will let us jump
on those old mattresses.

Bedbugs, JP!
Old mattresses have bedbugs!

We did get an extra ice pop.

Let's give it
to the Green Poncho.

Huh? Huh?

You want to go all the way
to the overpass?!

The border
to the other side of the creek?

Yeah, he's there guarding it
all day

while wearing that green thing.

It's a poncho.

Yeah, poncho.

You know, I'm sure
he could use a cold treat.

♪♪

Pfft, so much for
guarding it all day.

How'd we run into him last time.

He just shows up
whenever there's danger.

Danger?!

♪♪

Where? Are the
Honeysuckle Rangers back?

Ooh. Uh...
I just...

A security breach
in the sewers?!

No, we just...

Has someone taken your map?!

Tell me you have your map!

I just... I wanted to see
if you wanted an ice pop.

Oh, uh, okay.
W-Why?

I don't know. 'Cause it's
hot out, and you probably

never get to eat an ice pop
because you're always here.

It's true.

Now that school's out,
I have to be out here all day,

morning till dinner making sure
none of the king's forces

from the other side invade
our creek and threaten playtime.

Well, you definitely deserve
at least an ice pop for that.

So, what you think?

Uh, it's good.

A little something
told me you'd like it.

Who?! Who told you
I'd like it?!

You been gathering
information about me?!

I-I-I just figured
because it's green,

and you're green,
so I thought it'd be funny.

Oh. Oh, cool one.

Oh! That wasn't me.
It was the raft.

That's pretty funny.

Yeah.

Wait. How?
Where did he go?

Thanks for the ice pop.

You're right.

I do like green.

Uh, no problem.

Oh, and, uh, if you ever need
a break or something,

we could watch
the overpass for you.

Really? You would give up a day
in the creek to help me?

Yeah, that's how friends work.

We're friends?

Yeah.

Well, see you around.

♪♪

I'm glad we got our manga
privileges back,

and all we had to do
was read their fanfic.

Yeah, I think the Green Poncho
will like this,

"Lonely Watchman, Volume Two,"

assuming he liked volume one
or has ever read volume one.

I have read it.

H-How did you...
Wait, no, irrelevant.

Then you'll really
like volume two!

I need a favor.

Sure, man.
What's up?

Are you guys seriously cool
with filling in for me?

I mean, it's cool if you are,

but if you want, you know,
that's cool, too.

Oh, sure.

Yeah, I
shouldn't have asked you.

I didn't think you
guys wanted...

Wait. Did you say
you will?

Yeah, man, of course.
We'd love to help.

That's how friends work.

This is a big help.

I have some very important...
recon to do at the fairgrounds.

Thank you.

So we're guarding this from some
evil king over there

in Herkleton Mills?

I wonder what he's like.

No one from our neighborhood
has been to the other side.

I was there,
but I didn't see much.

I was running from those
Honeysuckle Rangers

the whole time.

Do you think everyone
over there is a hand?

Mm, I think those are symbolic.

Maybe it means everyone
is slappy.

My gut says they're literally,

and I think the king
is a giant eyeball.

One of us should check it out.

I'll go.

If there's a giant eyeball
over there,

I want to be the first to
communicate with it via blinks.

I'll scream when I catch him.

Aaaaah!

JP, was that a scream
because you got him

or a yelp for help?

I think JP's being a funny guy,

and it's not funny!

JP, you hear me?

We have a job to do,
and if you're not back soon,

I will never give you
a good reference!

That's it.
Let's go check on him.

Whoa, whoa, wait.
I'll go.

One of us should keep an eye
on the overpass.

Don't worry.
I take swimming classes.

Hup! Jackknife!

Ah!

Aaah!

Kelsey!

I'm coming!

Oh, wait, my water shoes!

And I can't leave
without my map.

H-Hello?
JP? Kelsey?

M-Mortimor?

Honeysuckle pollen pummel.

Achoo!

Honeysuckle snatch!

Aaaah!

Ugh!

Hey, Craig.
Welcome to the pit.

Oh, no. We've been
tricked by the...

Rangers of Honeysuckle!

We've got your stuff,
so now we chuckle!

Wait. Do we
have the stuff?

There's a protractor, crayons.

Oh, here it is.

The map, the key to everything.

Once the king sees this,
all our problems will be solved.

Honeysuckle hug.

Craig, what's going on?
I'm sorry.

My important mission
took longer than I thought.

Honeysuckle bail!

They got my map!
They got it!

♪♪

There you are.

♪♪

This is bad.

With that map, the king could

take over this side of the creek

and threaten all of playtime.

What are we gonna do?

You're gonna have to go...

to the other side.

Okay, those Honeysuckle Rangers

have a head start,
but if you move fast,

you still have a chance
of getting that map back

before the king sees it.

Wait, wait, wait.

Y-You're not coming
to the other side with us?

We can't do this without you.

See?
You're standing
on my head.

I can't go. I have to
stay at my post.

And besides, I would be
instantly recognized over there

by my cool fighting skills.

Don't worry.
I got cool fighting skills!

Ow!
Oh, s-sorry, JP.

Hold up. You can't just
go walking over there

dressed like a bunch of randos.

You're gonna need disguises.

Upgraaades!

What the heck is this?

They're cool disguises.

I wanted lasers.

Pew, pew!

These belong to
the Waterlily Brigade,

the aquatic seekers of the king.

A few tried to swim past me
last summer,

but I sent them
running... naked.

♪♪

When you get to the gates,
tell them

you're Waterlilies,
pals of the king.

Remember that. Not buddies,
not chums, but pals.

They'll let you in.

The fate of the creek
is riding on getting this map.

I'm so sorry I let this happen.

I didn't mean to
let you down. I just...

It's okay. You did it
to help your friends

just like you helped me.

Now go help the rest
of the creek.

You can count on us.

It's time to travel
to where no kid

from our neighborhood
has gone without a car...

Herkleton Mills.

♪♪

♪♪

That was a pretty long walk.

This must be it.

♪♪

I-I got to map it!

Uh-oh, he's got that look
in his eye.

Craigy needs a pen
and some paper.

Now, hold on, map boy.

Let's focus on getting
the other map first.

Right.

Hey, you three,
stop right there.

What's your business, and
what's wrong with your outfit?

I... grew...?

Yeah, you know how time works.

We're just Waterlilies.

Oh! And, uh,
we're pals with the king.

Hmm, pals, huh?

That... that's right.

Hmm, all right.
You're good.

I will now open the gates.

Actually, would you mind
helping me? It's pretty heavy.

Sure.
No problem.
Of course.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

This is the most massive
tree fort I've ever seen.

It's so high!

Right? Look at that.
They have a tailor.

Oh, wow. That... that
explains the costumes.

Oh! Kelsey,
check it out.

They have an armory.

Whoa, that's actually
pretty nice.

You know, I was expecting
this place

to be full of doom and gloom,

but it's more
sunshine and smiles.

How disappointing.

Craig, they have Squishers!

♪ It's the candy ♪

♪ that squishes in your mouth ♪

♪ Not in your hand ♪

Ding.

Wow.
Kit never has these.

We got to get some, you guys.

I'm on it!

Hey, shopkeep.

How much for three packs
of Squishers?

It depends.
What's your rank?

Oh, right.
Our rank.

We're all pals here.

Pals? Come on.

You know I can't give Squishers
to a couple of pals.

Squishers are only for best
friends of the king.

Aw, man.
Aw, man.

Okay. Well, w-what
can we get?

Oh

Candy corn.

Aah! Aah! Aah!

I can't believe they force you
to eat candy corn here.

It's not even October!

Ugh, I know, right?

At least then it's socially
acceptable.

And then I said,
"Honeysuckle pollen pummel!"

It's the Honeysuckle Rangers.

I'll make this long and painful!

Kelsey, don't.
We're outnumbered in this place.

It's better to play it safe.

Let's get closer...
quietly.

They were no match
for my Honeysuckle might

and Raj's Honeysuckle wit.

You're so sweet.

Behold!

With this piece
of geographical intel,

the king will be able
to expand his reign

to the other side of the creek.

My map. Don't worry.
Papa's here.

The next time you see me
and Shawn,

we'll be best friends
with the king.

So feel free to invite us
to sleepovers

then or skip the line
and do it now.

Did you see that map?

It looked like my dog drew it.

Yeah, you two? Best friends
with the king?

I'll believe that when kids fly.

Well, what do you know?

You're just a buddy!

Better than being a pal.

You'll always be his pal
for as long as you live.

Honeysuckle sulk.

Best friend of the king.

I'm confused.

I-Is being a pal a bad thing?

I don't think pals are bad,

just low on this weird
ranking system

they have over here.

Craig, the map!

My baby.

Don't worry.
We'll show them.

Are you sure you don't want me
to crush their skulls?

Yes! Stop offering.

I think I can get it.
Follow my lead.

Stealth mode, engage.

Listen. How about we get a few
mugs of candy corn

before our meeting
with the king?

Aaaah!
What?

I got it!
Honeysuckle halt.

Sorry!
Aah!

Oh, my gosh!
Raj!

The map!
Get the map!

Honeysuckle spriiiint!

Craig, that wasn't
stealthy at all!

I got scared!
It's fine!

They won't catch up!

Here I come, Honey-suckers!

Aaaaah!

Oh, aaah!

Huh? Ugh!

W-W-whoa!
Aaah!

Ha-hee!
Wait a minute.

You're not Waterlilies.

Oh, you're those kids from
the other side of the creek.

That's it.
You're under arrest.

Hands behind your backs.

Clink, there,
now you're handcuffed!

You're all handcuffed!

Clink! Clink!

Even the bird.
Bird clink.

Ugh!
This isn't cool.

You guys came over
and stole my map.

I just want it back.

Please let us go.

It's too late for that.

The three of you are coming
with us to meet the king!

What do you guys think
the king is gonna do to us?

Forget about us.

What's he going to do to my map
and our side of the creek?

Make us all wear costumes
and eat gross candy?

Don't worry.
We'll get your map back.

I've got a plan.

Mortimer.

Can't find the... keyhole.

Hey!
Honeysuckle snatch.

A lock pick.

Oh, that one's trouble.

Since you can't behave,
I'm also confiscating this.

Nooo!

Lil Stabby, active hilt spikes!

Aaah!

Heh. Coward.

Go ahead.
Have your fun.

You won't be laughing when the
king gets through with you.

Look, I know you're just
following orders,

but you don't have to do this.

Yes, we do.

Nobody here likes us.

Yeah, and appealing to the king

is our only chance
to change that.

If the king likes us,
then all the kids

who normally make fun of us
will have to be our friends.

Is that really what you want,
those guys to be your friends

because they have to?

You don't understand.

It's just how things work
over here.

Yeah, but that's not
how friends work.

King's ready.
Let's go.

Craig:

♪♪

Hey, keep it moving.

Hold up.

Please, I-I lost my ball
in the creek.

Uh, I know I'm just a rando,
Your Majesty,

but if you could find it
in your heart to spare one ball,

I'd be so grateful.

One ball?

These things don't
grow on trees, you know...

but they should!

Of course you can have more!

What else am I supposed
to do with these?

Really?
Thank you, My Liege.

Follow me.

Ooh, maybe we'll
get basketballs.

Your Excellency, I present
to you the Honeysucker Rangers.

Uh, it...
It's "suckle."

Sure, man, it's your life.

What do you have for me
this time?

Ahem, Your Kingliness,
we finally obtained it,

the map of the other side.

Wow, he's right.
It's actually legit.

Ooh, look at all this stuff.

The Horse Girl Meadow.

You think they're girls
who like horses

or half horse, half girl?
Ah, doesn't matter.

Ninja Garden Waterfall,
sounds beautiful yet dangerous.

The Junkpile!

Well, they can't all be winners.

Thanks, you can leave.

Um, pardon me, Your Kingliness,

is there... something wrong
with the map?

No, these all sound like
great places to invade.

Thanks.

Uh, oh, oh!

We've also got some
prisoners here that we...

I said, "Thanks."

Your king has spoken.

It's time for y'all to bounce.

That's ice-cold.

But I-I thought...

Honeysuckle, oh, no, he didn't.

All you have to say
to us is, "Thanks"?

Do you even know what we
went through to get that map?

We dug a hole three times
our own sizes,

spent the first
3 weeks of summer

just sitting and waiting
for these three kids to come

so we could get that map!

Wow, it seems three times
really is the charm.

Raj missed his own
birthday party!

It was so much fun,
so they tell me!

Ah, well, I'm sure
he didn't miss much.

After everything we've done
to get this for you,

all you can say
is, "Thanks!"

You're just a... a selfish jerk!

Ooh.

Whoa.

Come here.

Closer.

What's your name?

Shawn.

Well, Shawn, let me
ask you something.

Do you realize how much
I do for this creek?

Um...

I provide free basketballs
for any kid in need.

I give out free candy to kids

whose parents
won't let them have sugar.

I protect everyone from
those monsters

on the other side of the creek.

Ugh, monsters?!

And still, kids like you want
to take advantage of me!

D-Did you just think because
you give me a piece of paper

that suddenly we're
gonna be best friends?!

Because for your information,
that is not how friends work!

Wait! What?

We're sorry, Your Grace.

You have every right
to be upset with us.

You are right.

That's not how friends work.

We shouldn't have tossed your
feelings on the floor like that.

We didn't realize how much
you've suffered

on behalf of our ignorance.

Mm-hmm.

What fools we've been.

I hope you can find it within
your awesome power

to forgive us.

Hey, it's okay.
I understand.

You're up here
in front of royalty.

You got nervous.

But if you ever
disrespect me like that again,

I'll drop you into the maze.

Got it?

No, I don't got it.

Um, who are you?

I'm Craig of the creek!

What's your angle,
Craig of the creek?

The right angle.

Ugh! Ugh!
Ooh!

No! My map!

Maya!

Ooh!

You want that map?

You're gonna have
to go through me.

♪♪

Aaaaah!

♪♪

Ugh!

Hmph, too slow.

Aaah!

Hold still!

Aah!
Get wrecked!

Aaah!

Kelsey!

♪♪

Eat my tuna.

Ah!

It's delicious.

It's been in my underwear.

Oh.

Kelsey, come on.
We got to go.

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

♪♪

We got to jump.

Uh, m-m-maybe there's
an elevator.

Now!

Aaaaah!

♪♪

So, they got away.

We'll have to keep an eye out
for this Craig of the creek.

Hey, Mortimer.

♪♪

You made it!
You're alive!

Did you get your map?

The map is safe and sound.

Oh, man, I'm not gonna lie,
the whole time

I was wondering,
"What if they don't come back?

What if they were captured
or lost or just tired

and went home for the day?"

I'm saying is,
y'all had me eating.

I'm talking eating,eating.

The cotton candy
I saved for y'all...

Gone.

My stomach
after all that sugar...

Aching.

Aw, you were really worried
about us?

Well, yeah.

That's how friends work, right?

Yeah.

♪ When it's time to go to bed ♪

♪ I know
I don't have to feel alone ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll see you tomorrow ♪

♪ At the creek ♪

♪ It's time to go to the creek ♪

♪ The creek ♪

♪ It's time to go to the creek ♪

♪ The creek ♪

♪ It's time to go to the creek ♪

♪ Tomorrow at the creek ♪

♪♪

Just like I drew it.