Choujin Sentai Jetman (1991–1992): Season 1, Episode 8 - Warau Daiya - full transcript
Winged Squadron
Grown Ups In Spandex Present
Jetman
Jetto Jetto Jettoman
Jet-Jet-Jetman
Let's go tobidase
Let's go, let's fly out
Oh Jetto Jetto Jettoman
Oh Jet-Jet-Jetman
Choujin Sentai
Winged Squadron
Jettoman
Jetman
Yume no naka kara umareta
They were born from a dream
Mirai senshi no jettoman
The warriors of the future, Jetman
atsui seigi no tamashii moero bokura no jettoman
Our Jetman will burn their warm heart of justice
toki wo tobikoe itsumo tasukete kureru yo
They save us every time, while flying past time
Kaze ni sono na wo yonda nara
If you call out that name to the wind
jetto jetto jettoman
Jet-Jet-Jetman
kimi no mune ni
they will come to your heart
Oh jetto jetto jettoman
Oh Jet-Jet-Jetman
Choujin Sentai
Winged Squadron
Jettoman
Jetman
Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have come.
Why do I have to wear these snobbish clothes?
You have to. It's different from the parties you're used to.
And above all, you're the one who asked me to take you along.
You said there'd be a great diamond.
Diamonds, diamonds, diamonds, diamonds.
Diamonds, diamonds, diamonds, diamonds. Oh, diamonds!
The Laughing Diamond
The Laughing Diamond
The bloody diamond?
Two hundred million?
Geez.
That's Kyotaro Tatsumi.
He rejected the French museum's request to donate the diamond;
he wants to sell it for the highest bidder.
He's the head of the Tatsumi Waterline Group and the Tatsumi Mining Corporation.
As if he doesn't have enough money already.
Men like that make the Japanese look bad.
But I do envy Kaori and Ako.
They can eat all the delicious things they want.
The bloody diamond.
Look how glamorously it shines.
Those foolish humans care too much about beautiful things.
I can't understand how much money they would give for such a thing.
Just you watch, humans!
You will live to fight and hate each other.
You will be the cause of your own extinction.
You've become a lot prettier since the last time we met.
You're good with words as usual, Kyotaro.
Is it true that you annulled your engagement?
Yeah...
My apologies.
Hearing that you are still available made me happy.
Kaori!
Where is the diamond?
The diamond!
What are you doing?!
Ssh.
-ssh?!
-Oh?
Who is this lovely lady?
Let me introduce my friend...
I'm Ako Hayasaka.
I am so glad to meet you.
I'm the one who is glad to meet you, pretty lady.
Would you like to see the bloody diamond?
Be careful, this is worth two hundred million!
Y-yeah...
Tanaka! Tanaka!
What are you doing?!
You all think you're pretty fancy, huh?
Don't mess with me!!
Lemme go, bastard!
Don't touch me!
Bastard!
What is going on?!
He went mad after seeing the diamond.
You're in my way!
-Hang in there, lad.
-It must be a wonderful diamond.
Dear, I'd love to see it and go mad too.
Dear, are you teasing me again?
Dear Kaori, may I be excused?
You are excused.
Damn you!
I'm truly sorry for this, mister.
He finally calmed down.
I'm truly sorry for the fuss, ladies and gentlemen.
And now I will show you the Bloody Diamond you've all been waiting for.
W-What's this?!
You keep saying "diamond, diamonds". Do you really think I'll give you all the diamonds you want?!
What are you saying?! Do as I say!
P-Please, stop it, both of you.
What's your problem, Kyotaro?!
How much longer are you going to fool around?!
No, I...
I'm the one that man will marry!
Telling me I'm the only one, do you really think I'm that stupid?!
-Stop it!
-Kaori!
-Kyotaro!
-Stop it already!
-Kyotaro!
-Stop it!
More! Hate each other more, foolish humans!
That's...?
Let's just take it over there.
And hup!
Diamond Dimension
Vyram!
Kaori here. Vyram has attacked.
Are you alright?!
-Everything OK?!
-Everyone! -Kaori!!
Let's go everyone!
Cross...
-OH.
-That hurts!
Hey-hey!
-Gai?!
-What's the matter Ako?! Stop it!
Her face has the same expression as those of the people at the party!
Ako!
Get a hold of yourself, Ako!
Lemme go! Lemme go! Lemme go! Lemme go!
The test didn't show any abnormalities.
I won't forget this, you know. You're such an old hag, commander!
There must be a secret to that diamond Vyram took.
I know.
It's that light!
The people at the party started to act strange after taking the light from that diamond.
A curse?!
They say the Bloody Diamond is cursed.
They say that whoever sees the diamond will have bad fortune.
Louis XIV went mad shortly after he got his hands on the Bloody Diamond.
It also caused Louis XVI to die in the French Revolution.
And by doing so it switches owner over and over, making more victims.
They even say the diamond turned red by sucking it's wielder's blood.
So those who are cursed will stay berserk until they die from it?
I hope you guys don't really believe this?
You?!
That's correct, Jetmen.
There are no humans who can resist madness in this world.
All of humanity will hate each other.
Even without us interfering, the humans will cause their own extinction.
What did you say?!
Twitter @Spandexteam
Give it to me!
What do you think you're doing, you bum!
Do you really think I'll let you eat ice cream for only 100 yen?!
I won't let you bastards eat it for seven million!
Out of the way! I'm a man of the law!
Alright!
Cross Changer!
We won't let you continue this any longer, Vyram!
I've got you!
That guy is pretty tough!
Bird Blaster!
Please Ako. If we don't do anything everybody will start fighting each other!
Open your eyes, Ako!
Lemme out of here!
Everybody will...
Our team is in danger.
Lemme go!
I...
Lemme out!
I shouldn't have taken her to that party.
Lemme go!
Damn you!
Everybody is going berserk. Humans shouldn't act like this.
Madness...
I know.
Ako, everybody, just wait!
No. Please don't do this.
But we have to end this now.
But my lady...
Just do as I told you!
Don't you have any more? This is not enough.
Damn you!
Thank you very much.
Don't give up, Jetmen!
-Please Ako, listen to what I have to say.
-Shut up, stiff bitch.
Seeing your face just makes me wanna puke.
Stop acting like that!
I don't give a shit whether it's a curse or not!
You're way over your head! Stop that act right now!
Wha?!
What is it?
Two hundred million?
You flipped after seeing such a thing?
You've seen nothing yet, girl.
Here, gaze at these!
Look closely!
Don't be surprised just yet!
Here! fifty million! Sixty million! And seventy million! How's this for you?!
Is everything alright my lady?
Just a little more. Bring me more.
She sure is a persistent one.
Don't think I'm done with you already. One must use drastic measures with drastic people.
There. one hundred million, one hundred and fifty million! And two hundred million!
How about this? I think you've seen all the diamonds in Tokyo now.
You can have it all, bitch. So open those eyes already!
Did I steal these?
You've turned back into your normal self!
Are you alright?
You're back, Ako?!
Peace.
Let's go!
Bam!
Alright! Now it's my turn!
Dosukoi!
Jet machines, launch!
He's weak against heat.
Icarus Hawken!
Okay!
Jet Phoenix, go!
Damn you.
How could they have defeated Diamond Dimension?!
How unfortunate.
You were so close.
It was Kaori who saved the day!
Not at all.
We were saved by Ako's greediness.
That's true!
Kaori!
Kaori!
Gimme some diamonds!
You promised me some diamonds!
-Gimme diamonds!
-No!
We haven't defeated Vyram for good yet. I'll keep them until then.
That's mean!
All the diamonds in Tokyo are mine.
Gimme the diamonds.
-Don't ya think that girl got even worse?
-Ouch.
Stop it, Ako!
To Be Continued
Moshika ano ko ga suki naraba
Why don’t you whisper a wish to
kaze ni onegai wo tsubuyaite
the wind if you like that girl
moshika aitakunatta nara
If you feel like meeting her
kumo ga ano ko ni miete kuru
the clouds start to look like her
Moshika hitori ni natta nara
If you ever feel alone
sotto hitomi wo tojita mama
just close your eyes tightly
moshika sabishiku natta nara
If you start to feel alone
yume de yakusoku sureba ii
Just meet up with her in your dreams
kokoro wa tamago
The heart is like an egg
chiisana tamago
like a small egg
ashita made atatamerya
it should hatch by tomorrow
Tori ni mo nareru kumo ni mo nareru
It could become a bird, but it can also become a cloud
moshika ano ko suki naraba
If that girl likes you too
Satsuki is Raita's childhood friend.
Satsuki became a sniper after encountering Fashion Dimension.
Now, she is after Yellow Owl.
Winged Squadron Jetman
Muddy Love
Muddy Love
Grown Ups In Spandex Present
Jetman
Jetto Jetto Jettoman
Jet-Jet-Jetman
Let's go tobidase
Let's go, let's fly out
Oh Jetto Jetto Jettoman
Oh Jet-Jet-Jetman
Choujin Sentai
Winged Squadron
Jettoman
Jetman
Yume no naka kara umareta
They were born from a dream
Mirai senshi no jettoman
The warriors of the future, Jetman
atsui seigi no tamashii moero bokura no jettoman
Our Jetman will burn their warm heart of justice
toki wo tobikoe itsumo tasukete kureru yo
They save us every time, while flying past time
Kaze ni sono na wo yonda nara
If you call out that name to the wind
jetto jetto jettoman
Jet-Jet-Jetman
kimi no mune ni
they will come to your heart
Oh jetto jetto jettoman
Oh Jet-Jet-Jetman
Choujin Sentai
Winged Squadron
Jettoman
Jetman
Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have come.
Why do I have to wear these snobbish clothes?
You have to. It's different from the parties you're used to.
And above all, you're the one who asked me to take you along.
You said there'd be a great diamond.
Diamonds, diamonds, diamonds, diamonds.
Diamonds, diamonds, diamonds, diamonds. Oh, diamonds!
The Laughing Diamond
The Laughing Diamond
The bloody diamond?
Two hundred million?
Geez.
That's Kyotaro Tatsumi.
He rejected the French museum's request to donate the diamond;
he wants to sell it for the highest bidder.
He's the head of the Tatsumi Waterline Group and the Tatsumi Mining Corporation.
As if he doesn't have enough money already.
Men like that make the Japanese look bad.
But I do envy Kaori and Ako.
They can eat all the delicious things they want.
The bloody diamond.
Look how glamorously it shines.
Those foolish humans care too much about beautiful things.
I can't understand how much money they would give for such a thing.
Just you watch, humans!
You will live to fight and hate each other.
You will be the cause of your own extinction.
You've become a lot prettier since the last time we met.
You're good with words as usual, Kyotaro.
Is it true that you annulled your engagement?
Yeah...
My apologies.
Hearing that you are still available made me happy.
Kaori!
Where is the diamond?
The diamond!
What are you doing?!
Ssh.
-ssh?!
-Oh?
Who is this lovely lady?
Let me introduce my friend...
I'm Ako Hayasaka.
I am so glad to meet you.
I'm the one who is glad to meet you, pretty lady.
Would you like to see the bloody diamond?
Be careful, this is worth two hundred million!
Y-yeah...
Tanaka! Tanaka!
What are you doing?!
You all think you're pretty fancy, huh?
Don't mess with me!!
Lemme go, bastard!
Don't touch me!
Bastard!
What is going on?!
He went mad after seeing the diamond.
You're in my way!
-Hang in there, lad.
-It must be a wonderful diamond.
Dear, I'd love to see it and go mad too.
Dear, are you teasing me again?
Dear Kaori, may I be excused?
You are excused.
Damn you!
I'm truly sorry for this, mister.
He finally calmed down.
I'm truly sorry for the fuss, ladies and gentlemen.
And now I will show you the Bloody Diamond you've all been waiting for.
W-What's this?!
You keep saying "diamond, diamonds". Do you really think I'll give you all the diamonds you want?!
What are you saying?! Do as I say!
P-Please, stop it, both of you.
What's your problem, Kyotaro?!
How much longer are you going to fool around?!
No, I...
I'm the one that man will marry!
Telling me I'm the only one, do you really think I'm that stupid?!
-Stop it!
-Kaori!
-Kyotaro!
-Stop it already!
-Kyotaro!
-Stop it!
More! Hate each other more, foolish humans!
That's...?
Let's just take it over there.
And hup!
Diamond Dimension
Vyram!
Kaori here. Vyram has attacked.
Are you alright?!
-Everything OK?!
-Everyone! -Kaori!!
Let's go everyone!
Cross...
-OH.
-That hurts!
Hey-hey!
-Gai?!
-What's the matter Ako?! Stop it!
Her face has the same expression as those of the people at the party!
Ako!
Get a hold of yourself, Ako!
Lemme go! Lemme go! Lemme go! Lemme go!
The test didn't show any abnormalities.
I won't forget this, you know. You're such an old hag, commander!
There must be a secret to that diamond Vyram took.
I know.
It's that light!
The people at the party started to act strange after taking the light from that diamond.
A curse?!
They say the Bloody Diamond is cursed.
They say that whoever sees the diamond will have bad fortune.
Louis XIV went mad shortly after he got his hands on the Bloody Diamond.
It also caused Louis XVI to die in the French Revolution.
And by doing so it switches owner over and over, making more victims.
They even say the diamond turned red by sucking it's wielder's blood.
So those who are cursed will stay berserk until they die from it?
I hope you guys don't really believe this?
You?!
That's correct, Jetmen.
There are no humans who can resist madness in this world.
All of humanity will hate each other.
Even without us interfering, the humans will cause their own extinction.
What did you say?!
Twitter @Spandexteam
Give it to me!
What do you think you're doing, you bum!
Do you really think I'll let you eat ice cream for only 100 yen?!
I won't let you bastards eat it for seven million!
Out of the way! I'm a man of the law!
Alright!
Cross Changer!
We won't let you continue this any longer, Vyram!
I've got you!
That guy is pretty tough!
Bird Blaster!
Please Ako. If we don't do anything everybody will start fighting each other!
Open your eyes, Ako!
Lemme out of here!
Everybody will...
Our team is in danger.
Lemme go!
I...
Lemme out!
I shouldn't have taken her to that party.
Lemme go!
Damn you!
Everybody is going berserk. Humans shouldn't act like this.
Madness...
I know.
Ako, everybody, just wait!
No. Please don't do this.
But we have to end this now.
But my lady...
Just do as I told you!
Don't you have any more? This is not enough.
Damn you!
Thank you very much.
Don't give up, Jetmen!
-Please Ako, listen to what I have to say.
-Shut up, stiff bitch.
Seeing your face just makes me wanna puke.
Stop acting like that!
I don't give a shit whether it's a curse or not!
You're way over your head! Stop that act right now!
Wha?!
What is it?
Two hundred million?
You flipped after seeing such a thing?
You've seen nothing yet, girl.
Here, gaze at these!
Look closely!
Don't be surprised just yet!
Here! fifty million! Sixty million! And seventy million! How's this for you?!
Is everything alright my lady?
Just a little more. Bring me more.
She sure is a persistent one.
Don't think I'm done with you already. One must use drastic measures with drastic people.
There. one hundred million, one hundred and fifty million! And two hundred million!
How about this? I think you've seen all the diamonds in Tokyo now.
You can have it all, bitch. So open those eyes already!
Did I steal these?
You've turned back into your normal self!
Are you alright?
You're back, Ako?!
Peace.
Let's go!
Bam!
Alright! Now it's my turn!
Dosukoi!
Jet machines, launch!
He's weak against heat.
Icarus Hawken!
Okay!
Jet Phoenix, go!
Damn you.
How could they have defeated Diamond Dimension?!
How unfortunate.
You were so close.
It was Kaori who saved the day!
Not at all.
We were saved by Ako's greediness.
That's true!
Kaori!
Kaori!
Gimme some diamonds!
You promised me some diamonds!
-Gimme diamonds!
-No!
We haven't defeated Vyram for good yet. I'll keep them until then.
That's mean!
All the diamonds in Tokyo are mine.
Gimme the diamonds.
-Don't ya think that girl got even worse?
-Ouch.
Stop it, Ako!
To Be Continued
Moshika ano ko ga suki naraba
Why don’t you whisper a wish to
kaze ni onegai wo tsubuyaite
the wind if you like that girl
moshika aitakunatta nara
If you feel like meeting her
kumo ga ano ko ni miete kuru
the clouds start to look like her
Moshika hitori ni natta nara
If you ever feel alone
sotto hitomi wo tojita mama
just close your eyes tightly
moshika sabishiku natta nara
If you start to feel alone
yume de yakusoku sureba ii
Just meet up with her in your dreams
kokoro wa tamago
The heart is like an egg
chiisana tamago
like a small egg
ashita made atatamerya
it should hatch by tomorrow
Tori ni mo nareru kumo ni mo nareru
It could become a bird, but it can also become a cloud
moshika ano ko suki naraba
If that girl likes you too
Satsuki is Raita's childhood friend.
Satsuki became a sniper after encountering Fashion Dimension.
Now, she is after Yellow Owl.
Winged Squadron Jetman
Muddy Love
Muddy Love