Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers (1988–1990): Season 2, Episode 14 - The Case of the Cola Cult - full transcript

♪♪

♪ SOMETIMES
SOME CRIMES ♪

♪ GO SLIPPIN'
THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪

♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪

♪ ARE PICKIN' UP
THE SLACK ♪

♪ THERE'S NO CASE
TOO BIG ♪

♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪

♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP,
JUST CALL ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪



♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ NO, NO,
IT NEVER FAILS ♪

♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪

♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG
GETS SOLVED ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ NO, NO,
IT NEVER FAILS ♪

♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪

♪ AND FIND THE WHERES
AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪



♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪

GOLLY, THE RANGERMOBILE
SURE HANDLES WELL

FOR ITS FIRST TEST RUN.

GEE, GADGET, DIDN'T YOU
PUT ANY BRAKES ON THIS THING?

DON'T BE SILLY, CHIP.

OF COURSE I DID.

BUT THEY FELL OFF
A FEW BLOCKS BACK.

THEN HOW
ARE WE GONNA STOP?

OKAY, EVERYONE,
LEAN TO THE RIGHT!

AAH!
AAH!

GOLLY.

THE RANGERMOBILE
TESTED OUT EVEN BETTER
THAN I EXPECTED.

WHAT ABOUT
ALL THOSE PARTS
COMING LOOSE?

A FEW MINOR ADJUSTMENTS,

AND I'LL HAVE IT
BACK ON THE ROAD
IN NO TIME.

I CAN HARDLY WAIT.

HEY! WHAT KIND OF
PLACE IS THIS?

COO-COO.

WHO YOU
CALLING COO-COO?

DALE'S RIGHT, MATE.

THIS IS WHERE
THE COO-COO COLA COMPANY
STORES ALL ITS EMPTIES.

LOOKIN' FOR SOMETHIN'?

MAYBE THIS IS
WHAT YOU NEED.

STOP! PLEASE!

YOU'LL FRIGHTEN
OUR VISITORS.

MY NAME IS POP TOP.

AND THIS IS
MY OVERZEALOUS
ASSISTANT, BUBBLES.

[GIGGLING]
BUBBLES?

THAT'S A--

NICE NAME.

I CAUGHT THESE GUYS
SNOOPIN' AROUND.

GOLLY,
WE WEREN'T SNOOPIN'.

WE WERE JUST LOST.

AHH, WE WERE ALL LOST, ONCE.

BEFORE WE FOUND
THE COLA CULT.

COLA CULT?
WHAT'S A COLA CULT?

COME.
FOLLOW ME.

WELCOME TO
THE COLA CULT.

YOU'RE JUST IN TIME
FOR OUR CEREMONY.

♪ COME ALONG ♪

♪ YOU BELONG ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ
OF COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ IT'S THE COLA
FOR MAKING YOU PROUD ♪

♪ TAKE ANOTHER SIP
AND BE ONE OF THE CROWD ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ
OF COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ COME ALONG ♪

♪ YOU BELONG ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ
OF COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ GET TO THE STORE ♪

♪ AND TAKE ALL
YOU CAN CARRY ♪

♪ WE'VE GOT
THE FLAVORS ♪

♪ ORANGE, GRAPE,
AND CHERRY ♪

♪ YOU BELONG
WITH COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ COME ALONG ♪

♪ YOU BELONG ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ
OF COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ IT'S BOTTLED
IN PENSACOLA ♪

HI, I'M MYRON.

ARE YOU GONNA TAKE
THE SODA SHOWER?

YOU'VE GOTTA BE
PULLING ME TAIL.

UH, WE ALREADY BELONG...
TO THE RESCUE RANGERS.

SAY, ISN'T THAT
THE RICHEST MOUSE
IN TOWN?

OH, YES. HE HAD
MORE CHEESE WEDGES
THAN HE COULD COUNT.

OH, BUT HE'S
FAR RICHER IN SPIRIT

NOW THAT HE'S GIVING UP
ALL HIS WEALTH TO BE FIZZED.

WHAT DO YA MEAN, FIZZED?

COME ALONG.

YOU BELONG.

FEEL THE FIZZ.

FEEL THE FIZZ!
FEEL THE FIZZ!

FEEL THE FIZZ!
FEEL THE FIZZ!

COME ALONG.

YOU BELONG.

FEEL THE FIZZ.

FEEL THE FIZZ!

FEEL THE FIZZ!

FEEL THE FIZZ!

FEEL THE FIZZ!

YAY!
YAY!

THEY FIZZED THE CHEESE!

NOW I KNOW WHY
THEY CALL IT COO-COO COLA.

THEY'RE CRAZY!

I TELL YOU WHAT I THINK...
I THINK--

I THINK WE'D
BETTER BE GOING.

REMEMBER, YOU ARE WELCOME
IN THE COLA CULT ANYTIME.

COME ALONG!

YOU BELONG!

HAVE A FIZZY DAY!

SODA LONG!
[GIGGLES]

FEEL THE FIZZ!
FEEL THE FIZZ!

FEEL THE FIZZ!
FEEL THE FIZZ!

THERE!

THIS MAGNO-RAY
SHOULD COME IN REAL HANDY.

[KNOCK KNOCK]

I'M MYRON, FROM
THE COLA CULT, REMEMBER?

THERE'S SOMETHING
I GOTTA TALK
TO YOU ABOUT.

HEY!

WHOOPS! GEE...
IT'S NOT SUPPOSED
TO DO THAT.

YOUR CRAZY INVENTIONS
COULD HURT SOMEBODY.

HEY, WHERE'S MYRON?

HE WAS HERE
A SECOND AGO.

WE'D BETTER GO FIND HIM.

HE MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE.

I STILL DON'T SEE WHY
WE COULDN'T HAVE TAKEN
THE RANGERMOBILE.

GOLLY! I THOUGHT YOU
DIDN'T LIKE THE RANGERMOBILE.

COMPARED
TO THIS, I DO.

DON'T WORRY, THE GYROMOBILE
IS MY BEST INVENTION YET.

NOTHING COULD
POSSIBLY GO WRONG.

[CRASH]

I CAN FIX THAT.

DON'T BOTHER.
FROM HERE ON,
I'M WALKIN'.

WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE
MYRON COULD BE?

WELL, THERE'S NO SIGN
OF THE LAD HERE.

THIS PLACE
IS EMPTIER THAN
A PLATE FULL OF CHEESE.

I KNEW THE GYROMOBILE
WOULDN'T LET US DOWN.

WHAT WAS THAT?

OH, NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.

WHAT ABOUT THAT?

THAT'S SOMETHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.

AAH!
AAH!
AAH!

GOLLY! THIS INVENTION
REALLY ISN'T WORKING
VERY WELL AFTER ALL.

MAYBE I AM
LOSING MY TOUCH.

WHAT ARE YOU
WORRIED ABOUT, PALLY?

YOU CAN FLY.

YEAH!

AAH!
AAH!
AAH!

EVERYBODY OKAY?

YEAH, NO THANKS TO
THE GYROMOBILE.

ZIPPER!

ZIP, OLD PAL,

WHERE ARE YA?

ZIPPER,

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

SQUEAK TO ME.

[SQUEAK SQUEAK]

THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

COME ALONG, PALLY.

WE'LL HAVE YOU
FIXED GOOD AS NEW
IN NO TIME.

HERE YOU GO, ZIPPER.

YOU DESERVE IT, PALLY.

IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU,
WE'D ALL BE GONERS.

AND IF IT WASN'T FOR ME,
YOU WOULDN'T BE IN TROUBLE
IN THE FIRST PLACE.

MY INVENTIONS NEVER
SEEM TO WORK RIGHT.

AW, GADGET, LOVE,
DON'T TAKE IT
SO HARD.

I'LL ADMIT THEY
DO SEEM TO HAVE
A FEW BUGS IN 'EM.

THEY WON'T ANYMORE,

BECAUSE I'M
THROUGH INVENTING.

MORNING, LADS!

HOPE YOU'VE ALL
GOT BIG APPETITES.

BECAUSE FOR BREAKFAST,
I MADE HOT CREAM OF CHEESE.

OH, BOY.
OH, BOY.

ECCHH!

WELL, I GUESS
THIS IS GOODBYE.

BYE.

BYE.
BYE.

GOODBYE?

GOODBYE?
GOODBYE?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GOODBYE?

WHERE ARE
YOU GOIN'?

I'M QUITTING
THE RESCUE RANGERS.

NOW, GADGET, LOVE,

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
TOO KEEN ON ME COOKING,

BUT THAT'S
NO REASON TO QUIT.

GOLLY, MONTEREY...
YOU'RE NOT THE REASON
I'M QUITTING.

I'M THE REASON.

YOU SEE, IF I'M NOT
INVENTING ANYMORE,

I'M OF NO USE
TO THE RANGERS.

EVERYONE
CAN CONTRIBUTE
SOMETHING BUT ME.

MONTEREY HAS
HIS STRENGTH,

ZIPPER HAS
HIS SPEED.

CHIP HAS HIS
LEADERSHIP ABILITIES,

AND DALE HAS.. HAS...

A GOOD SENSE
OF HUMOR.

BUT I CAN'T EVEN
LIVE UP TO MY NAME.

SO I'M QUITTING.

HOLD ON! YOU CAN'T QUIT.

WHY NOT?

WELL, BECAUSE, UH...

MYRON!

THE COLA CULT!

I... I...

MYRON!

WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

QUICK, LAD!
WE NEED SOME WATER.

GO ON.

YOU'RE NEEDED.

I'M NOT.

BUT... BUT...
[SIGHS]

MYRON, WAKE UP!

SNAP OUTTA THIS!

GOODBYE, RESCUE RANGERS.

[CRYING]

[SIGH]

COME ALONG.

YOU BELONG.

FEEL THE FIZZ.

EXCUSE ME, MISS,

BUT I HEARD YOU CRYING, AND--
HAVEN'T WE--?

THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU'RE ONE OF
THE RESCUE PERSONS.

RESCUE RANGERS.
BUT NOT ANYMORE.

WITHOUT MY INVENTIONS,
I JUST DON'T BELONG.

DON'T BELONG?

THAT'S NO PROBLEM.

YOU JUST NEED
THE RIGHT GROUP
TO BELONG TO.

COME. FEEL THE FIZZ.

GOLLY... I DON'T KNOW.

IT WOULD BE NICE
TO GET OUT OF THE RAIN.

HOORAY!
YAY!

I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE HIKED CLEAR ACROSS TOWN

TO DRESS UP LIKE A BUNCH OF
TECHNICOLOR CHEERLEADERS.

BUT THIS IS
THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT

WHAT POP TOP'S
REALLY UP TO.

AND THEN
WE HAVE TO FIND GADGET.

I THINK WE JUST DID.

THERE.

ONCE WE FIZZ
YOUR OLD TOOLS,

YOU'LL BE RELIEVED
OF THE BURDENS
OF YOUR PAST LIFE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE ME EYES!

OUR GADGET'S LEFT US
FOR THE COLA CULT!

SEE? YOU WERE TOO
HARD ON GADGET.

ME? YOU WERE THE ONE
WHO DIDN'T LIKE HER INVENTIONS.

BUT YOU
DIDN'T EVEN TRY
TO STOP HER.

YEAH, WELL,
YOU DIDN'T DO
SUCH A GOOD JOB, EITHER.

SHH! SOMEONE'S COMING!

WE'RE GONNA BE FIZZED!

NOTHING TO
WORRY ABOUT, MATE,

IT'S ONLY SODA.

HOW MUCH CAN YOU DRINK?

HEY! THESE ARE
MY OLD THINGS!

BUT, BUT THEY
WERE FIZZED.

I SAW THEM GO DOWN
AND DISAPPEAR WITH
MY OWN EYES.

IT ALL ENDED UP HERE.

[BUZZ BUZZ]

[SQUEAK]

I'LL BE BONKERS.

IT'S
GADGET'S TOOLBOX.

SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK
ALL THIS FIZZING

IS WHAT IT'S
CRACKED UP TO BE.

AND I KNOW WHY.

THE FIZZ IS A FRAUD!

SOMEBODY PRETENDED
TO FIZZ THESE THINGS

IN ORDER TO SCARE THEM.

COME ALONG.

YOU'LL BELONG.

FEEL THE FIZZ.

GOLLY.

SORRY, POP TOP.

BUT IT'S
JUST NOT WORKING.

PLEASE, GADGET.

YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE
THE COLA CULT MORE TIME.

IT'S NO USE.

MY FIZZ IS FIZZLED.

I'M AFRAID THIS
ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE.

NO, BUT YOU ARE.

COME ON, WE HAVE
TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE.

WELCOME TO FIZZLAND.

[LAUGHS]

GADGET!

GOLLY!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

POP TOP'S BEEN STEALING
THE COLA CULT'S DONATIONS

INSTEAD OF FIZZING THEM!

GUESS AGAIN.

POP TOP ACTUALLY
BELIEVED IN ALL THIS
SODA SILLINESS.

DIDN'T YOU, FIZZFACE?

I'M THE ONE
WHO FIGURED OUT
HOW TO PROFIT BY IT.

YOU, YOU...

YOU TRICKED ME, BUBBLES!

LIKE YOU TRICKED
ALL THE OTHER POOR MICE

WHO JUST
WANTED TO BELONG.

BINGO!

AND NOW I'M
TAKIN' OVER THE COLA CULT!

AS THEIR NEW LEADER!

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE MEMBERS
OF THE COLA CULT

WHO REALLY BELIEVE?

I THOUGHT I'D BE RID OF YOU

AFTER I SABOTAGED
THAT FUNNY RIG OF YOURS!

MY GYROMOBILE?

YOU DID THAT?

GOLLY!
THEN MY GYROMOBILE DID WORK!

TOO BAD YOU WON'T EVER
BE ABLE TO RIDE IN IT AGAIN.

PUT A SOCK ON IT,
YOU HOODED HOOLIGAN.

WE'RE THE
RESCUE RANGERS.

IN CASE YOU FORGOT.

I GUESS HE DIDN'T.

NEVER MIND HER.

SHE WON'T BE BACK.

[LAUGHS]

AT LEAST GADGET
ESCAPED.

YEAH, BUT WE SURE
COULD USE ONE OF HER
INVENTIONS

TO GET OUT OF THIS.

ANY LAST REQUESTS?

HOW ABOUT A DRINK?

MAYBE A NICE
COLD SODA?

[LAUGHS]

ONE MORE LITTLE TAP...

AND IT'S READY TO ROLL.

RESCUE RANGER, AWAY!

HOPE YOU'RE ALL THIRSTY.

BECAUSE THIS TIME
THE TRAP DOOR'S
STAYIN' TRAPPED--

JUST LIKE YOU.

WELCOME,
COLA CULT MEMBERS!

I'M AFRAID
OUR POP TOP
CAN'T BE HERE

FOR OUR LITTLE
SING-ALONG TONIGHT.

DON'T WORRY.

POP TOP WON'T MISS
THE FIZZING.

♪ COME ALONG ♪

♪ YOU BELONG ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ ♪

♪ OF COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ IT'S THE COLA
FOR MAKING YOU PROUD ♪

♪ TAKE ANOTHER SIP
AND BE ONE OF THE CROWD ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ
OF COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ COME ALONG ♪

♪ YOU BELONG ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ
OF COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ GET TO THE STORE ♪

♪ AND TAKE ALL
YOU CAN CARRY ♪

♪ WE'VE GOT THE FLAVORS ♪

♪ ORANGE, GRAPE,
AND CHERRY ♪

♪ YOU BELONG
WITH COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ COME ALONG ♪

♪ YOU BELONG ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ
OF COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ IT'S BOTTLED
IN PENSACOLA ♪

♪ COME ALONG ♪

♪ COO-COO COLA ♪

♪ YOU BELONG ♪

♪ COO-COO COLA ♪

SO, YOU WANT TO
GET ROUGH, HUH?

KEEP SINGING!

♪ COME ALONG,
YOU BELONG ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ
OF COO-COO COLA ♪

OKAY, WHO WANTS TO FIND OUT
IF THIS THING WORKS?

WORKS PRETTY WELL,
WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

♪ COME ALONG,
YOU BELONG ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIZZ
OF COO-COO COLA ♪

CRIKEY! I THINK
I'D RATHER BE FIZZED

THAN LISTEN TO THAT
SAPPY SODA SONG

ONE MORE TIME.

LOOK! IT'S GADGET.

WHAT?

I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO
TAKE CARE OF YOU MYSELF.

WELCOME BACK,
GADGET, LOVE.

THANKS, MONTEREY.

DON'T JUST STAND
THERE, STOP HER!

SHE'S NOT ONE OF US.

WAIT! BUBBLES
ISN'T ONE OF YOU.

HE'S A CROOK. LOOK!

HE'S STOLEN EVERYTHING
YOU'VE DONATED.

THAT'S MINE!
OH, MY!

MY SHOES!
OH, MY!

I KNEW
YOU'D BE TROUBLE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER,
DID I BREAK YOUR LITTLE TOYS?

YEOW!

YAHOO!
ALL RIGHT,
GADGET, YAHAA!

HELP! PLEASE!

I CAN'T SWIM!

I GUESS WE SHOULD
BE THANKFUL FOR YOUR HELP,

BUT I'M AFRAID THIS IS
THE END OF THE COLA CULT.

GOLLY! YOU DON'T
NEED THE COLA CULT

AS AN EXCUSE
TO GET TOGETHER.

AS LONG AS
YOU KNOW WHERE YOU BELONG,

THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT!