Celebrity Juice (2008–…): Season 17, Episode 3 - Episode #17.3 - full transcript

I'm Keith Lemon, check out my new
sweet-arse titles!

You're probably thinking, "What the
fuck is going on?"

It's just another over-elaborate
metaphor for how rad this show is.

There's Holly Willoughboozy firing
space lasers from her massive tits.

There's Fearne Cotton riding a giant
cock-shaped spaceship.

There's Gino D'Acampo firing dough
balls!

Here we are taking a selfie. Online
presence!

We made it to the studio in time for
the best telly show on telly.

It's Celebrity Juice on t'telly.
Not in 3D - I fucking wish it was!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Hoorah!



Yeah!

Hoorah!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Welcome to Celebrity Juice. Let's
meet our team captains.

First up, it's Holly Willoughboozy!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Thank you.

Hi!
Holly, who's on your team?

On my right, he's my tall, dark and
handsome pal from This Morning -