Celebrity Juice (2008–…): Season 15, Episode 5 - Episode #15.5 - full transcript
I'm Keith Lemon and these are my not
new titles. If it ain't broken...
Here's Holly Willough-booby coming
out of a giant clam.
She's still got dem bangers, boys!
Whoa-ho!
There's Fearne Cotton, back after
having another baby. A wonder of
modern science.
There's Gino Sheffield D'Acampo with
a tiny willy, like in real life.
We're in heaven, but we're not dead,
it's a metaphor for how great this
show is.
We're here to make the best show on
telly. What's that show?
It's Celebrity Juice on telly, not
4K-ready. What's 4K?
(CHEERING)
Yes!
Hoorah!
(CHEERING)
Ooh!
Woo! Hoorah!
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
Hoorah!
(CHEERING) Hi. I'm Keith Lemon.
Welcome to Celebrity Juice.
I've got a good feeling here,
mostly here,
as I introduce our team captains.
First up, it's Holly Willough-boozy.
(CHEERING AND WOLF WHISTLING) Thank
you.
Who's on your team? Well, tonight on
my team,
I have MOBO-Award-winning singer,
it's Ella Eyre.
(CHEERING)
And, on my left, I have the very
dishy maitre d' of First Dates,
it's Fred Sirieix.
(CHEERING)
Let's meet our other team captain.
It's Fearne Cotton!
(CHEERING)
(WHISTLING)
Fearne, who's on your team?
Well, on my left, he's more popular
than pasta, it's Gino!
(CHEERING)
Gino! Gino! Gino!
Thank you.
Fearne, who else is on your team? I
have, on my right,
globe-trotting superhero, all-round
good guy, Ben Fogle.
(CHEERING) Thanks, Fearne.
Thank you.
(WOLF WHISTLING)
How's it going? It's good,
thank you. I'm excited to be here.
Have you been on expedition?
You look quite bronzed.
I was away skiing last week, but I
was in Outer Mongolia the week...
(POSHLY) I went skiing. I do skiing.
(LAUGHTER)
This might be where Prince Harry
stops being friends with you, now
new titles. If it ain't broken...
Here's Holly Willough-booby coming
out of a giant clam.
She's still got dem bangers, boys!
Whoa-ho!
There's Fearne Cotton, back after
having another baby. A wonder of
modern science.
There's Gino Sheffield D'Acampo with
a tiny willy, like in real life.
We're in heaven, but we're not dead,
it's a metaphor for how great this
show is.
We're here to make the best show on
telly. What's that show?
It's Celebrity Juice on telly, not
4K-ready. What's 4K?
(CHEERING)
Yes!
Hoorah!
(CHEERING)
Ooh!
Woo! Hoorah!
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
Hoorah!
(CHEERING) Hi. I'm Keith Lemon.
Welcome to Celebrity Juice.
I've got a good feeling here,
mostly here,
as I introduce our team captains.
First up, it's Holly Willough-boozy.
(CHEERING AND WOLF WHISTLING) Thank
you.
Who's on your team? Well, tonight on
my team,
I have MOBO-Award-winning singer,
it's Ella Eyre.
(CHEERING)
And, on my left, I have the very
dishy maitre d' of First Dates,
it's Fred Sirieix.
(CHEERING)
Let's meet our other team captain.
It's Fearne Cotton!
(CHEERING)
(WHISTLING)
Fearne, who's on your team?
Well, on my left, he's more popular
than pasta, it's Gino!
(CHEERING)
Gino! Gino! Gino!
Thank you.
Fearne, who else is on your team? I
have, on my right,
globe-trotting superhero, all-round
good guy, Ben Fogle.
(CHEERING) Thanks, Fearne.
Thank you.
(WOLF WHISTLING)
How's it going? It's good,
thank you. I'm excited to be here.
Have you been on expedition?
You look quite bronzed.
I was away skiing last week, but I
was in Outer Mongolia the week...
(POSHLY) I went skiing. I do skiing.
(LAUGHTER)
This might be where Prince Harry
stops being friends with you, now