Celebrity Juice (2008–…): Season 15, Episode 4 - Episode #15.4 - full transcript
Hi, I'm Keith Lemon, and
these are my not new titles.
Well, if it ain't broken.
There's Holly Willoughbooby
coming out of giant clam.
She's still got them bangers!
There's Fearne Cotton, who's
back after having another baby!
There's Gino Sheffield D'Acampo with a
tiny willy, just like in real life.
We're here in heaven, but
we're not dead, it's an
elaborate metaphor for
how great this show is.
What's that show? It's Celebrity
Juice on t'telly. Not 4K ready.
What's 4K?
Ooh!
Ha-hey!
Argh!
Hoorah!
Welcome to Celebrity Juice.
Let's meet our team captains.
First up, Holly Willoughboozy!
Hello!
Thank you. Holly,
who's on your team?
On my right, she's a super sexy
lady, it's Ashley Roberts!
On my left, he was The
Jump's very own Superman,
but tonight he's my very own
Superman, it's Dean Cain!
Welcome! Let's meet our
other team captain.
She's got the longest minge in
show business, it's Fearne Cotton!
Hey, who's on your team?
Oh, well, on my left,
I've got TV legend
Mr Will Mellor.
And... on my right,
I've got our very own
Superman, it's Sid Owen.
RICKY!
RICKY! RICKY! You've never
heard that before, have you?
RICKY!
Are you OK?
Holly, you've got an
all-American team. Yeah.
But can you do an American accent?
What should I say?
I would love a hot dog!
I would love a hot dog!
Right up my asshole!
Mellor. Yo. You're an actor.
You must be able to do an American accent.
Can you do one?
Yeah.
I like all the weird
alternative words they use,
like what do you call aluminium?
'Aluminum'!
'Aluminum'! It's so much
easier than aluminium.
Really? But it's English, we
created the language, so fuck
Hey, what's that noise?
Is it a bird?
♪ SUPERMAN THEME
Oh!
Specifically a pigeon.
Is it a plane?
Ridiculous!
No, it's Dean Cain,
AKA Superman!
Welcome to Celebrity Juice.
This is the first time for you,
it's the first time for us.
You were in Lois and Clark, The
New Adventures of Superman.
Look at that!
What was it like being Superman?
It was fantastic.
Playing that role was a dream come true.
Did you get to keep
I would have, but we got cancelled after
Teri got pregnant between
these are my not new titles.
Well, if it ain't broken.
There's Holly Willoughbooby
coming out of giant clam.
She's still got them bangers!
There's Fearne Cotton, who's
back after having another baby!
There's Gino Sheffield D'Acampo with a
tiny willy, just like in real life.
We're here in heaven, but
we're not dead, it's an
elaborate metaphor for
how great this show is.
What's that show? It's Celebrity
Juice on t'telly. Not 4K ready.
What's 4K?
Ooh!
Ha-hey!
Argh!
Hoorah!
Welcome to Celebrity Juice.
Let's meet our team captains.
First up, Holly Willoughboozy!
Hello!
Thank you. Holly,
who's on your team?
On my right, she's a super sexy
lady, it's Ashley Roberts!
On my left, he was The
Jump's very own Superman,
but tonight he's my very own
Superman, it's Dean Cain!
Welcome! Let's meet our
other team captain.
She's got the longest minge in
show business, it's Fearne Cotton!
Hey, who's on your team?
Oh, well, on my left,
I've got TV legend
Mr Will Mellor.
And... on my right,
I've got our very own
Superman, it's Sid Owen.
RICKY!
RICKY! RICKY! You've never
heard that before, have you?
RICKY!
Are you OK?
Holly, you've got an
all-American team. Yeah.
But can you do an American accent?
What should I say?
I would love a hot dog!
I would love a hot dog!
Right up my asshole!
Mellor. Yo. You're an actor.
You must be able to do an American accent.
Can you do one?
Yeah.
I like all the weird
alternative words they use,
like what do you call aluminium?
'Aluminum'!
'Aluminum'! It's so much
easier than aluminium.
Really? But it's English, we
created the language, so fuck
Hey, what's that noise?
Is it a bird?
♪ SUPERMAN THEME
Oh!
Specifically a pigeon.
Is it a plane?
Ridiculous!
No, it's Dean Cain,
AKA Superman!
Welcome to Celebrity Juice.
This is the first time for you,
it's the first time for us.
You were in Lois and Clark, The
New Adventures of Superman.
Look at that!
What was it like being Superman?
It was fantastic.
Playing that role was a dream come true.
Did you get to keep
I would have, but we got cancelled after
Teri got pregnant between