Celebrity Juice (2008–…): Season 14, Episode 6 - Episode #14.6 - full transcript
How do? I'm Keith Lemon
and these are my sweet-arse titles.
There's Holly Willoughbooby coming
out of giant clam.
Check out them bangers.
There is Gino D'Acampo,
who is covering for Fearne
while she's having a baby.
How is that possible?
We all here in heaven,
but don't worry, we are not dead.
It is just an overelaborate metaphor
for how great this show is.
We are the best telly show
on't telly.
What is that telly show on't telly?
You know what it is.
It is Celebrity Juice on't telly.
(CHEERING)
Ahh!
Ahhhh!
Hello, my name is Keith Lemon.
Welcome to Celebrity Juice.
Let's meet our team captains.
First up, it's Holly Willoughboozy.
(CHEERING)
Hello.
Holly, who is on your team?
Well, on my right,
he is the reign-in-ing champion...
Oh, I will do that again.
(LAUGHTER)
Oh, Gino, you can shut up! We will
wait till we get to you in a minute.
On my right, he is the reigning
champion of the X Factor,
it is Ben Haenow.
(CHEERING)
On my left, another gorgeous singing
boy. It's John Newman.
(CHEERING)
My boys. My singing boys.
It is Sheffield's finest.
It is Gino Sheffield D'Acampo!
(CHEERING)
Thank you.
AUDIENCE: Gino, Gino, Gino...
Thank you. Who is on your team?
Oh, God.
On my right, is a TV presenter...
p...senter...
(APPLAUSE)
It's Jameel Jamil.
Who is on your left?
OK... (LAUGHTER)
Stay with me, boys, yes?
On my left they are half
of the biggest rock band
in the world right now.
They are called Five Seconds of
Summer and it is Luke and Michael.
(APPLAUSE)
G'day, you flaming galas!
How you going, mate? Yeah.
Now,
there's four of you in the band.
Yes, I don't know where the other
two are.
The other two are in Australia.
I think we have got a live satellite
linkup to them. Hello, boys? G'day.
Throw some prawns on the barbie.
Why is it upsidedown?
Because it's in Australia!
Have we got Ashton there and Callum?
Don't worry, boys,
you will get your turn.
That's what they keep telling us.
They're not in Australia,
I saw them in the green room!
We just thought it would be...
They are an Australian band,
we thought it would be nice.
It looks like we got enough money
to do a linkup to Australia.
It's just behind here.
(LAUGHTER)
There are four of you. Do you think
four is a better number than five.
I would say four is a pretty good
number because it is like two, two.
But sometimes...
(LAUGHTER) If we just put down...
We are all here right now.
Ashley and Callum,
what do you think? Are you there?
Let's go back to Australia.
Things are going really good.
Where did you get that picture?
Is that your dad?
You have got a new album.
I think it is here. There it is.
Sounds Good, Feels Good. I've got
to ask this, what is the message?
Of the album or the name
of the album?
Tell us about the album, mate.
It Sounds Good, It Feels Good.
What is the message?
I can't tell
if you are being serious or not
because it is so hard
to be serious...
Are you on the peripherals, then?
Dude, I am 19, in a band!
(APPLAUSE)
Can we talk about the name
of your band? Yes.
It is abbreviated to 5SOS,
and your bands call it 'five soss'.
Yes. Yes. Like sauce. Like sau
It's a long name for a band,
isn't it? Five Seconds of Summer.
That is why people abbreviate it.
Where does it come from, the name?
It is actually Michael
in his teenage bed, he made it.
He was having a quiet night in.
You are having your first wank
and it was five seconds long?
Hey, I remember my first time!
That was pointless.
Hey, it is John Newman.
(CHEERING)
From one Yorkshire man
to another Yorkshire man, how do?
'Ey up!
Y'areet?
Aye, not to bad. How's thee?
Yeah, alreet.
and these are my sweet-arse titles.
There's Holly Willoughbooby coming
out of giant clam.
Check out them bangers.
There is Gino D'Acampo,
who is covering for Fearne
while she's having a baby.
How is that possible?
We all here in heaven,
but don't worry, we are not dead.
It is just an overelaborate metaphor
for how great this show is.
We are the best telly show
on't telly.
What is that telly show on't telly?
You know what it is.
It is Celebrity Juice on't telly.
(CHEERING)
Ahh!
Ahhhh!
Hello, my name is Keith Lemon.
Welcome to Celebrity Juice.
Let's meet our team captains.
First up, it's Holly Willoughboozy.
(CHEERING)
Hello.
Holly, who is on your team?
Well, on my right,
he is the reign-in-ing champion...
Oh, I will do that again.
(LAUGHTER)
Oh, Gino, you can shut up! We will
wait till we get to you in a minute.
On my right, he is the reigning
champion of the X Factor,
it is Ben Haenow.
(CHEERING)
On my left, another gorgeous singing
boy. It's John Newman.
(CHEERING)
My boys. My singing boys.
It is Sheffield's finest.
It is Gino Sheffield D'Acampo!
(CHEERING)
Thank you.
AUDIENCE: Gino, Gino, Gino...
Thank you. Who is on your team?
Oh, God.
On my right, is a TV presenter...
p...senter...
(APPLAUSE)
It's Jameel Jamil.
Who is on your left?
OK... (LAUGHTER)
Stay with me, boys, yes?
On my left they are half
of the biggest rock band
in the world right now.
They are called Five Seconds of
Summer and it is Luke and Michael.
(APPLAUSE)
G'day, you flaming galas!
How you going, mate? Yeah.
Now,
there's four of you in the band.
Yes, I don't know where the other
two are.
The other two are in Australia.
I think we have got a live satellite
linkup to them. Hello, boys? G'day.
Throw some prawns on the barbie.
Why is it upsidedown?
Because it's in Australia!
Have we got Ashton there and Callum?
Don't worry, boys,
you will get your turn.
That's what they keep telling us.
They're not in Australia,
I saw them in the green room!
We just thought it would be...
They are an Australian band,
we thought it would be nice.
It looks like we got enough money
to do a linkup to Australia.
It's just behind here.
(LAUGHTER)
There are four of you. Do you think
four is a better number than five.
I would say four is a pretty good
number because it is like two, two.
But sometimes...
(LAUGHTER) If we just put down...
We are all here right now.
Ashley and Callum,
what do you think? Are you there?
Let's go back to Australia.
Things are going really good.
Where did you get that picture?
Is that your dad?
You have got a new album.
I think it is here. There it is.
Sounds Good, Feels Good. I've got
to ask this, what is the message?
Of the album or the name
of the album?
Tell us about the album, mate.
It Sounds Good, It Feels Good.
What is the message?
I can't tell
if you are being serious or not
because it is so hard
to be serious...
Are you on the peripherals, then?
Dude, I am 19, in a band!
(APPLAUSE)
Can we talk about the name
of your band? Yes.
It is abbreviated to 5SOS,
and your bands call it 'five soss'.
Yes. Yes. Like sauce. Like sau
It's a long name for a band,
isn't it? Five Seconds of Summer.
That is why people abbreviate it.
Where does it come from, the name?
It is actually Michael
in his teenage bed, he made it.
He was having a quiet night in.
You are having your first wank
and it was five seconds long?
Hey, I remember my first time!
That was pointless.
Hey, it is John Newman.
(CHEERING)
From one Yorkshire man
to another Yorkshire man, how do?
'Ey up!
Y'areet?
Aye, not to bad. How's thee?
Yeah, alreet.