Celebrity Juice (2008–…): Season 13, Episode 7 - Keith's Birthday Party - full transcript

Hi. I am Keith Lemon and these
are my titles. Plush or what?

There's Holly Willough-booby
coming out of a giant clam.

Still got them bangers, boys!

There's Fearne Cotton
with a bow and arrow.

Careful, that nearly
went inside me!

And there's Gino D'Acampo
with a tiny willy.

We're all in heaven, but
don't worry, we're not dead.

It's just an over-elaborate metaphor
for how great this show is.

We're still here to make the
best telly show on t'telly.

What is that telly show on t' telly?
Celebrity Juice... on t'telly.

Hello and welcome to a
special Celebrity Juice.



It's special because
it's my 32th birthday!

Let's meet our team captains.
First up, it's Patsy.

All right, darling. You
look Absolutely Fabulous!

I feel like this is me in about 10 years.
Maybe five!

Two weeks. Patsy, who
is on your team?

On my right, she's a bit Geordie
phwoar, it's Charlotte Crosby!

And on my left it is a superstar
rapper, it's Professor Green!

Let's meet our other team captain.
It's Eddie!

Eddie, who is on your team?

On my left, meaning this week
I'll lose, Gino D'Acampo.

Gino! Gino! Gino!

And on my right my dear
friend, Gok-nam Style!

Gino. Yes? Let's talk
about your costume. Robin.

You look Robin/Santa's
little helper tonight.