Celebrity Juice (2008–…): Season 13, Episode 6 - Episode #13.6 - full transcript
Hi, I'm Keith Lemon, and
these are my titles.
Plush or what?
There's Holly Willough-booby
coming out of a giant clam.
Still got dem bangers, boys.
There's Fearne Cotton
with a bow and arrow.
Careful, that nearly
went inside me!
And there's Gino D'Acampo
with a tiny willy.
We're all in heaven, but don't
worry, we are not dead.
It's just an over-elaborate
metaphor for how great the show is.
We're still here to make the
best telly show on't telly.
What is that telly show on't telly?
Celebrity Juice. On't telly.
HD Ready.
Hiya! Yeah!
Boom! Boom-boom-boom! Boom!
Come on! Yes!
Hurrah!
Hello. My name is Keith Lemon and
welcome to Celebrity Juice. This is
the only time I get to hang out with
the fittest birds on telly, let's
meet them, first up, it's
Holly Willough-booby!
Who's on your team?
What's the situation, I'll tell
you what the situation is.
Eamonn Holmes is here.
Holly, Holly, Holly. I've got to stop
you there. What? What situation? What
situation?
What's the situation?
A situation. A situation.
A situation.
A situation.
What's the situation? I'll tell you
what the situation is... It's Eamonn
Holmes.
That better?
And on my left, he's
the quiz show host
that's definitely not pointless.
It's Richard Osman.
You all right, big lad?
I'm very well, Keith. Are you well?
Yeah, I'm good.
You look well. Yeah, yeah,
I feel good about myself.
I don't care if I've got ginger hair.
I don't care!
That's not ginger, that's
sort of autumn sunset.
It's autumn sunset,
so fuck you all.
Let's meet our other team
captain, it's Fearne Cotton.
Fearne, who's on your team?
Well, on my left is Gino
Sheffield D'Acampo.
Gino! Gino! Gino! Gino!
And on my right, it's my old mucker
off EastEnders, Denise Van Outen.
She's your 'old mucker off
EastEnders?' Yeah. She is.
When were you in EastEnders?
I wasn't. She's my old mucker,
we're old mates. Yeah.
these are my titles.
Plush or what?
There's Holly Willough-booby
coming out of a giant clam.
Still got dem bangers, boys.
There's Fearne Cotton
with a bow and arrow.
Careful, that nearly
went inside me!
And there's Gino D'Acampo
with a tiny willy.
We're all in heaven, but don't
worry, we are not dead.
It's just an over-elaborate
metaphor for how great the show is.
We're still here to make the
best telly show on't telly.
What is that telly show on't telly?
Celebrity Juice. On't telly.
HD Ready.
Hiya! Yeah!
Boom! Boom-boom-boom! Boom!
Come on! Yes!
Hurrah!
Hello. My name is Keith Lemon and
welcome to Celebrity Juice. This is
the only time I get to hang out with
the fittest birds on telly, let's
meet them, first up, it's
Holly Willough-booby!
Who's on your team?
What's the situation, I'll tell
you what the situation is.
Eamonn Holmes is here.
Holly, Holly, Holly. I've got to stop
you there. What? What situation? What
situation?
What's the situation?
A situation. A situation.
A situation.
A situation.
What's the situation? I'll tell you
what the situation is... It's Eamonn
Holmes.
That better?
And on my left, he's
the quiz show host
that's definitely not pointless.
It's Richard Osman.
You all right, big lad?
I'm very well, Keith. Are you well?
Yeah, I'm good.
You look well. Yeah, yeah,
I feel good about myself.
I don't care if I've got ginger hair.
I don't care!
That's not ginger, that's
sort of autumn sunset.
It's autumn sunset,
so fuck you all.
Let's meet our other team
captain, it's Fearne Cotton.
Fearne, who's on your team?
Well, on my left is Gino
Sheffield D'Acampo.
Gino! Gino! Gino! Gino!
And on my right, it's my old mucker
off EastEnders, Denise Van Outen.
She's your 'old mucker off
EastEnders?' Yeah. She is.
When were you in EastEnders?
I wasn't. She's my old mucker,
we're old mates. Yeah.