Celebrity Juice (2008–…): Season 13, Episode 5 - Episode #13.5 - full transcript
Hi, I'm Keith Lemon, and
these are my titles.
Plush or what?
There's Holly Willough-booby
coming out of a giant clam.
Still got dem bangers.
There's Fearne Cotton
with a bow and arrow.
Careful, that nearly
went inside me!
And there's Gino D'Campo
with a tiny willy.
We're all in heaven, but don't
worry, we are not dead.
It's just an overelaborate metaphor
for how great the show is.
We're still here to make the
best telly show on telly.
What is that telly show on telly?
Celebrity Juice. On telly.
HD Ready.
Yeaaaah!
Huraaahhhh!
Hello, my name is Keith Lemon.
Welcome to Celebrity Juice.
Let's meet our team captains.
First up, it is Fearne Cotton.
Hi.
Fearne, who is on your team?
On my left I have my favourite
Geordie, Chris Ramsey.
And on my right, and favourite
American, the legendary Steve O.
Steve O, Steve O, Steve O.
Next up, for one week only, as a
captain, it is Gino D'Acampo.
Gino, Gino, Gino.
Thank you. OK, Captain
Gino Sheffield D'Acampo.
Yeah!
That's the one. Who
is in your team?
On my right, a man who likes to shag daily.
Literally. It's Vernon Kay.
On my left, would I like her to be one of
my seamen? Yes. It is Jessica
these are my titles.
Plush or what?
There's Holly Willough-booby
coming out of a giant clam.
Still got dem bangers.
There's Fearne Cotton
with a bow and arrow.
Careful, that nearly
went inside me!
And there's Gino D'Campo
with a tiny willy.
We're all in heaven, but don't
worry, we are not dead.
It's just an overelaborate metaphor
for how great the show is.
We're still here to make the
best telly show on telly.
What is that telly show on telly?
Celebrity Juice. On telly.
HD Ready.
Yeaaaah!
Huraaahhhh!
Hello, my name is Keith Lemon.
Welcome to Celebrity Juice.
Let's meet our team captains.
First up, it is Fearne Cotton.
Hi.
Fearne, who is on your team?
On my left I have my favourite
Geordie, Chris Ramsey.
And on my right, and favourite
American, the legendary Steve O.
Steve O, Steve O, Steve O.
Next up, for one week only, as a
captain, it is Gino D'Acampo.
Gino, Gino, Gino.
Thank you. OK, Captain
Gino Sheffield D'Acampo.
Yeah!
That's the one. Who
is in your team?
On my right, a man who likes to shag daily.
Literally. It's Vernon Kay.
On my left, would I like her to be one of
my seamen? Yes. It is Jessica