Celebrity Juice (2008–…): Season 13, Episode 3 - Easter Special - full transcript
Hi, I'm Keith Lemon and these
are my titles. Plush or what?
There's Holly Willoughbooby
coming out of a giant clam.
Still got them bangers, boys.
There's a Fearne Cotton
with a bow and arrow.
Careful! That nearly
went inside me.
And there's Gino D'Acampo
with a tiny willy.
We are all in heaven but
don't worry we're not dead,
it's just an over-elaborate metaphor
for how great this show is.
We are still here to make the
best telly show on telly.
What is that's telly show on telly?
Celebrity Juice on telly. HD ready.
Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.
Hurrah!
Hello. Welcome to a
special Celebrity Juice.
It's the special special. Let's
meet our Playboy bunnies.
First up, its Fearne Cotton.
Yeah, you look nice. Thank you.
I like your chair.
Yes, an Easter chair.
It's discreet and subtle.
I wonder where its willy is?
Do you like Easter? I do like Easter.
You look good.
You look like a Playboy bunny.
Thank you.
A pregnant one that has been
kicked out of the mansion.
Oh, I was waiting, I
was waiting for that.
Fearne, who is on your team?
Well, he's going to be my big
brother tonight, it's Rylan!
And he's back for more,
Glee star, Kevin McHale.
Lovely team.
She's got a cracking pair of hot cross
buns, it's Holly Willoughbooby!
Hi. Now you proper look like
one of them Playboy bunnies.
What's a famous bunny? Thumper.
Who's on your team?
Well, on my right, he's
decided to join my team again
this week, it's Gino D'Acampo!
And on my left, it's the
very gorgeous Will Mellor.
Gino? Yes? First up, I want to know
why you're on for Holly's team.
Last week you were
on Fearne's team.
He's a jinx, he makes every team lose.
You can have him.
He's back on the winning team
which, to be fair, you just m
It's true because, you
know, I lost first
with you and then with Fearne,
I'm just taking my chances.
Can you just say that
again in English?
I tell you what, because
it's an Easter special,
we have got some very special
friends in the studio.
There's some Easter bunnies down
there, if you can see them.
Aw! Yes, it's cute isn't it?
Really
are my titles. Plush or what?
There's Holly Willoughbooby
coming out of a giant clam.
Still got them bangers, boys.
There's a Fearne Cotton
with a bow and arrow.
Careful! That nearly
went inside me.
And there's Gino D'Acampo
with a tiny willy.
We are all in heaven but
don't worry we're not dead,
it's just an over-elaborate metaphor
for how great this show is.
We are still here to make the
best telly show on telly.
What is that's telly show on telly?
Celebrity Juice on telly. HD ready.
Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.
Hurrah!
Hello. Welcome to a
special Celebrity Juice.
It's the special special. Let's
meet our Playboy bunnies.
First up, its Fearne Cotton.
Yeah, you look nice. Thank you.
I like your chair.
Yes, an Easter chair.
It's discreet and subtle.
I wonder where its willy is?
Do you like Easter? I do like Easter.
You look good.
You look like a Playboy bunny.
Thank you.
A pregnant one that has been
kicked out of the mansion.
Oh, I was waiting, I
was waiting for that.
Fearne, who is on your team?
Well, he's going to be my big
brother tonight, it's Rylan!
And he's back for more,
Glee star, Kevin McHale.
Lovely team.
She's got a cracking pair of hot cross
buns, it's Holly Willoughbooby!
Hi. Now you proper look like
one of them Playboy bunnies.
What's a famous bunny? Thumper.
Who's on your team?
Well, on my right, he's
decided to join my team again
this week, it's Gino D'Acampo!
And on my left, it's the
very gorgeous Will Mellor.
Gino? Yes? First up, I want to know
why you're on for Holly's team.
Last week you were
on Fearne's team.
He's a jinx, he makes every team lose.
You can have him.
He's back on the winning team
which, to be fair, you just m
It's true because, you
know, I lost first
with you and then with Fearne,
I'm just taking my chances.
Can you just say that
again in English?
I tell you what, because
it's an Easter special,
we have got some very special
friends in the studio.
There's some Easter bunnies down
there, if you can see them.
Aw! Yes, it's cute isn't it?
Really